Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

Sha Wujing subconsciously asked, "How did you report it?"

The white dragon horse sat on the ground with a piece of grass in its mouth, just like the old man, and explained swayingly: "This is a long story, I have to start after the master and the female goblin left. It seems that I I just said that I ate a bug when I was grazing in the morning, and the ugly monster who is not afraid of death came out and shouted, and you all know the rest, don’t I need to say it?”

Hearing this, Zhu Ganglian rushed forward, pinched the white dragon horse by the neck and growled, "I ate grass and ate insects, didn't that happen three or four days ago? We were arrested, you don't talk about the point, you talk about eating it!" insect?"

Bai Longma said with an innocent face: "Aren't I going to explain everything in detail? What are you in a hurry for?"

"Why am I so anxious? Master doesn't know that we are in the mountains, so we need to use a little more force...Grandma, Brother Sha copied the guy!"

Zhu Gangli hadn't finished speaking when he found that Sha Wujing had already boiled a pot of hot water in a silent manner. Seeing the two people looking over, he pointed to the boiling water and said, "Second Senior Brother, the water is boiling. Come here and let the bloodletting. Tonight I will cook a whole dragon banquet for Master to celebrate Master's return."

Seeing this scene, Zhu Ganglian and Bai Longma only had one sentence in mind:

In the society, I, brother Sha, don't talk too much, if you don't agree with me, you will be blamed, so f*cking black!

Taking advantage of Zhu Gang's fascination, the white dragon horse jumped up and ran, shouting while running: "Master, help me, Pig Gohan and Sha Wujing want to eat your mount!"

Tang Sanzan said indifferently: "It's okay, just wait for Wukong to come back and make him a bigger and more beautiful horse."

White Dragon Horse: "..."

After the three live treasures made a fuss for a while, they honestly searched for some monster's flesh and blood and made many dishes.

When everyone was seated, Zhu Gang looked at Tang San Zan with a look of trepidation and said, "Master, did you come back alone?"

Tang San said: "Ah, what else?"

Bai Longma asked curiously, "You didn't make a baby before you came back?"

Tang Sanzun thought about Master Gu Yue's appearance, disheveled hair, bruised nose, swollen face, and out-of-shape body, finally shook his head and said: "It's too ugly, I can't do it."

puff!

Zhu Ganglian spit out a sip of water and wailed: "Master, is that ugly? If you don't like it, you can give it to me! I don't dislike it... Let me tell you, just that leg, just that waist, just That chest, in the sky, it is also a small best."

Bai Longma said: "It's not bad to put it in the sea, Master, isn't your vision too high?"

Tang Sanzan shook his head and sighed: "Hey, how should I put it... She is quite wild, and she can have fun, as soon as we meet, she will play with a small leather whip. The key is... I don't know what happened, but when I talk about drinking She transforms herself. After transforming, she is ugly... Hey, she is not as good-looking as Lao Sha."

Sha Wujing subconsciously held the chrysanthemum and said, "Master, I...I..."

Tang San gave him a blank look and said: "Don't worry, I don't like you."

Sha Wujing breathed a sigh of relief.

Zhu Gangli said: "Master, you won't be cursed too, right? You become ugly when you meet a girl, similar to me?"

When Tang Sanzan heard this, he thought very seriously.

Seeing Tang Sanzan's appearance like this, Zhu Gangman secretly sent a voice transmission to Sha Wujing and said: "Junior Brother Sha, look, above our master, we all think about life, and it turns out that having children is the way for all living beings to move forward." Motivation, haha..."

Sha Wujing directly distanced himself from him, not saying anything, not commenting, not watching, and not responding.

Zhu Gangli felt bored, waited for a while, and asked Tang Sanzan curiously: "Master, do you understand?"

Tang Sanzun raised his head, looked at Zhu Gangli very seriously and said, "Wuhan, why did you say that ugly yellow robed monster called me Tang Baldy? No one told him, he probably wouldn't call it that way, right? "

Chapter 89 Tang Seng's First Difficulty【For collection】

Hearing this, Zhu Ganglian, who was still smiling a moment ago, was covered with cold sweat the next moment, and wailed in his heart: "Master, I didn't make you think about this!"

At the same time, Zhu Ganglian repeatedly filled Tang San with rice and said: "Master, you should eat more, so that you can think about problems."

This guy was obviously afraid that Tang San would still have room in his belly, and he clamored for a whole pig feast when he found out the truth.

As a result, the voice on his side fell, and Sha Wujing on the other side raised his hand fiercely, shouting: "Master, I'll report it, that's what the second senior brother said!"

When Zhu Gangli heard this, he turned his head and glared, and was about to pour a basin of dirty water back, but saw Sha Wujing holding up a photocopied stone and saying: "I recorded everything in it, and I said it at the time, don't cheat Master, He insisted on saying that eating your meat will make you live forever, and that the fat and water will not flow into other people's fields. Master, this matter has nothing to do with me, I am your loyal old servant! Master, the second senior brother has run away!"

In front of the fire, Tang Sanzan's expression gradually turned ferocious, and finally he raised his head, grinning grinningly and said, "Run? Wujing, I'm not going to eat a whole pig feast today!"

Zhu Gangli subconsciously turned around and asked, "Then what do you eat?"

Tang Sanzan grinned: "I want to eat pig-killing vegetables!"

boom!

A punch across the mountain!

A pig soared into the sky, cursing in its mouth: "Old Sha, you bastard! Just wait for me, I will come back!"

After the uproar, the group finally set out on the road again.

It's just that this time Sha Wujing was carrying the luggage and leading the horse, and he was riding a bald head. A rope was tied to the horse's buttocks, and a three-meter-high pig was dragging on the rope, and one of the pig's hind legs seemed to be broken. up.

The bald man is playing with a copy stone in his hand, which can record all images and sounds for a period of time, similar to the current video.At this moment, the photocopy stone is playing the content inside, which is the part where Zhu Gangyan fools the old monster in yellow robe.

The bald man's eyes became brighter the more he listened, and the pig behind him became hairier the more he listened, as if his other leg was about to be broken.

At this moment, Tang Sanzan stroked his chin and said, "Eat a bite of Tang Monk's meat, can you live forever? Hmm..."

Zhu Ganglu shivered, and quickly shouted: "Master, I was just talking nonsense at the time, don't take it seriously."

Tang Sanzun looked at Zhu Gang's mane, and then asked: "Is immortality very important to a monster?"

Zhu Ganglu scratched his head and said: "Uh...Master, there is no time to practice, but the lifespan of all living things is limited. Even if you become a fairy, you talk about immortality and longevity, but it is actually limited. If you don't become a Da Luo Jinxian, you will have to pass the test of the five declines of heaven and man sooner or later.

It's just that those immortals with strong strength, strong background and good chance to live have the help of heaven and earth spiritual roots and panacea, which can increase their lifespan, so they can live forever.

But those mountain spirits and wild monsters have no backing, no inheritance, good natural materials and earthly treasures have owners, and almost have to work hard to get them, plus they don't know alchemy, they will often waste their souls. The potency of medicine.So these guys are basically hovering between life and death.

It is normal for there to be Dan today, but it is normal for Ming Dynasty to die without Dan.

What's more, even if he has a panacea to live forever, what about the people around him?

That yellow-robed old monster seems to be able to live for a long time, but he has a daughter-in-law who is an ordinary person, and he wants to live and fly together, so this longevity naturally has a fatal attraction for him. "

Hearing this, Tang Sanzan's eyes began to shine, and then he grinned and said, "So that's how it is!"

Seeing Tang Sanzan's expression, Zhu Gangli and Sha Wujing understood that the bald man was probably trying to trick someone again.

Snapped!

Tang Sanzan slapped his palms on his chest, and said with a happy smile, "Wujing, Wufan, look for a channel later, and spread the word that eating a bite of Tang Monk's meat can lead to immortality. Otherwise, along the way, find It's too difficult to fight a monster... It's even hard work to make a tooth sacrifice."

Sha Wujing and Zhu Ganglian: "@#￥......"

At the same time, on Xitian Road.