I'm invincible when I hang up / ghosts

Yaya's legs, is this still the Yushu I used to know?Why do I have the feeling of being a little boy and being pampered?

Just as I was in pain, all the animals in the class started yelling.

"Damn it, Chen Feng has become a badass."

"It's too much for heaven, why didn't such a good thing happen to me?"

"God, why am I not treated like this when I am more handsome than Chen Feng?"

I was startled suddenly, and when I looked back, it turned out that the one who said the third sentence was Wang Dahammer, this stinky, shameless second brother who looks like a darkened version, dare to compare handsomeness with me?

I was afraid of being drowned by the saliva from the animals in the class, so I hurriedly dragged Yu Shu out, but just as I reached the door, suddenly, a figure rushed out: "Okay, Chen Feng, you are good enough!"

When I saw Bai Ling'er in front of me, I was immediately confused, why did this grandma show up?

"Chen Feng, who is she?" The smile on Yu Shu's face disappeared without a trace, and his voice was low.

Before I could speak, Bai Ling'er suddenly walked to the other side of me, grabbed my arm, and stared at Yu Shu provocatively: "I am Chen Feng's official girlfriend, who are you?"

I shivered a bit, and looked at Bai Ling'er in horror. Is this going to cause trouble?

Yushu on the other side held my arm firmly, and said with a sneer, "I am Chen Feng's real girlfriend."

It's over, I really want to do something!

Yu Shu and Bai Ling'er didn't continue talking either, they both held my arm firmly, then raised their chins and stared at each other with wide-eyed eyes.

To be honest, both Yushu and Bai Linger are the best among beauties!

Whoever encountered such a thing would be as happy as a mad dog.

But I just want to cry now, I don’t lie, although these two girls are not ready to fight, but just because of their staring eyes, I can feel an invisible murderous aura covering me, and the hairs on my whole body stand on end. up.

boom!

Suddenly, there was a sound of slapping the table behind me, followed by a male classmate yelling: "Fuck his grandma's legs, I can't bear it anymore, two big beauties are fighting for the wind, my aunt can bear it, and my uncle can't bear it either!" ah!"

These words were like sparks thrown into a barrel of dynamite, and directly exploded our class. All the male animals yelled and cursed, and some of them just knelt on the ground and screamed to doubt life.

I was speechless on the spot, looks handsome, blame me?

"Wow, brothers come out, Ban Hua was hooked away by Pan Changjiang again!" Suddenly, a fat man who fought against Wang Dahui jumped out from the next class, pointed at me and yelled.

rumbling...

As soon as the words were finished, a large number of menacing male animals rushed out from the next class, all of them were red-eyed, rolled up their sleeves and were about to beat me up.

But at this moment, Yushu and Bai Linger shouted at the same time: "Who dares to hit my man?"

This roar stunned everyone.

Before I could react, Bai Linger suddenly said: "Chen Feng is my man."

"He's my boyfriend." Yu Shu was a little shy, but these words are already utterly convincing!

"You dare to rob me?" Bai Ling'er yelled, "That's a one-on-one match! Whoever wins is Chen Feng's!"

My mind suddenly went blank, dammit, isn't this line only said when a man grabs a girl?

What I didn't expect was that Yu Shu really walked out in one step, glaring at Bai Ling'er angrily: "Then one-on-one!"

Chapter 260 The Second Master Yu Is Dead

I looked at Yu Shu and Bai Ling'er who were on the verge of breaking down in front of me.

I admit that I am handsome, okay?But you don't want to tear it up in public just to grab me, right?

Anyway, they are all the best among beauties, why don't they know how to be a little more reserved?

boom!

All the students in the class and in the corridor exclaimed, like a mountain roaring and a tsunami.

All the students stared at Yu Shu and Bai Ling'er dumbfounded, and some of them opened their mouths so wide that they could fit a fist into them.

"Why? Why is Pan Changjiang so lucky?"

"I'm going to kill him, I'm going to kill him for sure."

"Fengzi, you are amazing my brother, you are the pride of our class!"

"The well-deserved king of picking up girls!"

……

The sound was like a wave, sweeping through the classroom and the corridors outside. If the eyes could kill, I would have been hacked hundreds of times by those male animals.

This movement is too big!

I clearly saw the students in other classes running over like runaway huskies.

Anyone who has gone to school knows that whenever there is any movement in a school, it must be a group of melon-eating crowd watching.

If it were any other time, I would be insanely happy to be the focus of so many people, but now I can't be happy at all!

Just kidding!Even if Yushu is a daughter, she is just an ordinary person, and Bai Linger is a monster!If the two of them really fought, Yu Shu must be the one who suffered.

Seeing that the two of them started to gnash their teeth, I hurriedly grabbed their hands: "Well, you two, can you two restrain yourself?"

"roll!"

"piss off!"

Yushu and Bai Linger scolded me while being very unladylike.

I was caught off guard on the spot, what the hell, is it my fault?

At this moment, Yu Shu and Bai Ling'er turned their heads to look at me at the same time, I was stared at by them, the hairs all over my body stood on end, suddenly I had a bad thought.

"Chen Feng, you choose." Bai Ling'er said suddenly.

"Yes, Chen Feng, you choose who to be your girlfriend." Yu Shu also echoed.

There was a bang in my head, and my body trembled. Yaya's legs, do you want to be so direct?

Although this is because of my unbelievable looks, I don’t even lie down like this with a gun!

With Yu Shu and Bai Ling'er in their current state, if I dare to choose, the other person will be able to eat me alive in minutes.

This matter, no matter how you choose, it's all a fool!

Thinking about it, I hurriedly said: "Well, this is all because of me, I admit that I am too handsome, you all like me, don't you need such a big smell of gunpowder?"

But just after I finished speaking, Yu Shu and Bai Ling'er suddenly looked at me in surprise, Yu Shu said in a daze, "Who said you're handsome?"

"Why are you so shameless?" Bai Ling'er said.

The corner of my mouth twitched, dammit, I'm not handsome, why are you two top beauties competing for it?

Before I could speak, all the melon-eating crowd watching the excitement started to shout, and one of the four-eyed boy opened his mouth and laughed loudly: "Hahaha... Banhua has taken a fancy to this kid, so I just said, that's all." Ugly ghost, it is impossible for Banhua to fall in love with him, I still have hope!"

Yu Shu and Bai Ling'er said I'd forget it, but I couldn't bear this four-eyed boy, so I scolded him directly: "Fuck off, you are so blind? I'm ugly, but they both wanted to steal me." If you're going to fight, you're out of the game!"

The smile of the four-eyed boy suddenly froze on his face, followed by his facial features distorted all of a sudden, and he cried out with his hands pointing at the orchid. While shouting: "I'm not alive, I..."

I got goosebumps all over my body when I saw it. The four-eyed boy's posture is simply too gay.

I looked around, and within a short while, there were already three floors of onlookers. If this continues, there will definitely be trouble.

"You all come with me." I gritted my teeth, dragged Yushu and Bai Linger one by one, and ran downstairs.

The herd of animals behind them all cursed.

"Beast! One is not enough, but two are needed!"

"Ask what love is in the world, and teach life and death to promise each other. My dream is shattered."

"Snatch Lao Tzu's class flower and find someone to kill him in the afternoon."

……

I rushed down the teaching building with Yushu and Bai Linger in one breath, and stopped panting on the playground, but Yushu and Bai Linger didn't breathe.

"So weak." Bai Ling'er frowned and looked at me.

Yu Shu also nodded, and suddenly her pretty face flushed, and she said shyly, "I heard people say that this kind of man who panted after running a few times has too much masturbation and kidney deficiency."

I wasn't calm on the spot, how did Yushu learn to drive a car after a disagreement?

"Kidney deficiency?" Bai Ling'er said suddenly, then smiled and took my arm, "Xiao Fengfeng, let's try it."

My skull was about to fly from fright, I have never experienced such an exciting thing in my life!More exciting than bumping into ghosts!

But before I could speak, Yu Shu's expression darkened suddenly: "You still want to fight me? Let's fight!"

After finishing speaking, Yu Shu clenched his fists, and Bai Ling'er's face immediately sank beside me, and a ball of black evil spirit gushed out from his body.

I was taken aback.

He hurriedly grabbed Bai Ling'er: "Don't mess around!"

Bai Ling'er looked at me in amazement: "You help her, don't you help me?"

I frowned. To be honest, I wasn't angry that they were going to fight. What I was angry was that Bai Ling'er would immediately explode with evil spirit when she disagreed with each other. Yushu is an ordinary person. , can definitely kill Yu Shu!

This girl didn't realize the importance of human life at all!

"Bai Ling'er, I don't know why you transferred to our school, but remember, in this school, restrain yourself." I said this in a rather cryptic manner, but Bai Ling'er can definitely understand it.

After I finished speaking, I didn't bother to talk to her, so I grabbed Yu Shu's hand and walked out of the school.

"Chen Feng, don't you understand?" Bai Ling'er's voice sounded from behind, "I came to school to be your girlfriend."

I didn't stop, it wasn't the first time Bai Ling'er said this to me.

I took Yu Shu to the outside of the school, and then stopped, feeling a bit fucked up, although it was indeed my fault for scolding Bai Ling'er just now, but Bai Ling'er is in school, I have to warn her about this in advance.

"Chen Feng..." Suddenly, Yu Shu who was beside him shouted.

I looked at her, and the girl was flushed and looking at me shyly, and she whispered, "Thank you."

I was speechless for a while, I scolded Bai Ling'er because of her demonic aura, not anything else.

But I didn't think about explaining to Yushu, so I said, "Let's go back to our respective houses. After such a commotion today, at least I won't be able to stay in school this afternoon."

After finishing speaking, I turned around and walked towards the bus stop, but as soon as I got to the edge of the bus stop, there was a sudden roar of a car engine behind me.

crunch.

A red Porsche sports car stopped in front of me with the windows rolled down, and it was Yushu.

"Get in the car, Second Uncle is dead." Yu Shu's face was gloomy, no longer the jealousy with Bai Ling'er before.

Chapter 261

I didn't realize it: "Second Master Yu is dead?"

"Well, my dad called me just now and told me to go back immediately." Yu Shu said.

I didn't dare to delay, so I got into the car, Yushu immediately started the Porsche, and I asked her, "How did Second Master Yu die?"

Yu Shu shook his head: "I don't know, my dad didn't tell me on the phone, I think the second uncle's death was too sudden, so I asked you to go and see it together."

I frowned tightly, Second Master Yu's death was indeed too sudden, since the fight at Kyushu Hotel last time, Second Master Yu hadn't appeared since he was brought back to the army by Zhang Jiye, it's been a while , but who would have thought that he would suddenly die so inexplicably?

I took out my mobile phone and called Zhang Hao, and the phone connected after two rings.

"Fengzi, what are you doing?" Zhang Hao asked with a smile on the other end of the phone.

"Big man, did you know that Second Master Yu is dead?" I said.

"Wow, what the hell?" Zhang Hao exclaimed.

I was taken aback by his reaction: "Didn't you do it?"

"What do you think of us? We are soldiers, how could we commit murder?" On the other end of the phone, Zhang Hao said righteously, followed by a little puzzled tone: "It is true that we brought Erye Yu back. I taught him a lesson, but the military doctor identified that it was just a little skin trauma, and it was impossible to be fatal, and then he was locked up for a few days, and then he was released, why did he die suddenly?"

My heart sank to the bottom all of a sudden, I said "I'm fine" to Zhang Hao and then hung up the phone.

The reason why I called Zhang Hao was because I was worried that Zhang Hao and the others took Erye Yu back to the army and dealt with it too seriously, which led to the death of Erye Yu. But now Zhang Hao has denied my guess. It's weird.