I'm invincible when I hang up / ghosts

Wang Dachui was punched by me, and he looked at me with panda eyes and resentment for the whole class, as if I had done something to him, if it wasn't for the sake of class, I would have to Hit him again.

Finally, I persisted until school was over. As soon as class was over, Lao Wang walked in, gave me a strange smile, and then announced loudly: "Dear students, since there have been female perverts in the school recently, after the school's research and decision, I hope to For a period of time, male students can go to the bathroom together, otherwise..."

"Otherwise, it will be like a wind." An animal added excitedly, and the classroom roared with laughter.

I slapped my forehead, buddy became famous again!

But I'm so famous, isn't it too weird?Last time, it was because of Wang Dachui that I raped an old sow. This time, I became an innocent boy who was tortured by a pervert. Is there any way to live this day?

I didn't want to stay in school anymore, so I asked Lao Wang for an afternoon off, and Lao Wang agreed without thinking about it. Before I left, he smiled and said: "Fengzi, go home Watch more cartoons, adjust your body and mind, and don't cause psychological shadows."

"Slot!" I scolded in pain, Lao Wang's words were definitely on purpose!

I went all the way down the teaching building with all kinds of strange eyes and smiles from my classmates, but as soon as I got off the teaching building, a white shadow blocked my way.

Bai Linger!

I shivered in fright, subconsciously took a step back, and put my hands on my chest: "What else do you want to do?"

"Hmph, it's all your fault, you turned me into a pervert!" Bai Ling'er stared at me fiercely, her pretty face was full of anger, "You have to pay me for this!"

Chapter 242

I was shocked suddenly: "Sister, is it my fault?"

"I don't care, it's your fault anyway." Bai Ling'er folded her hands on her chest, with a proud expression on her face: "You have to pay me back."

I was speechless for a while, these days, do victims still compensate the perpetrators?

I didn't bother to pay attention to her, I took a step to the side and was about to leave, but Bai Ling'er seemed determined not to let me go, so she stopped me: "Why, do you want to be irresponsible once you leave?"

"Wow! You can say that too?" I blew up on the spot. Uncle can bear this, but my aunt can't bear it either. You ruined it!"

What I didn't expect was that Bai Ling'er's eyes suddenly lit up: "I want to be responsible, so be my boyfriend?"

Depend on!No reason!

I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with Bai Ling'er: "Get out of the way, I don't want to talk to you, or I will do it!"

"Cut... I'll lend you three guts, do you want to do it?" Bai Ling'er looked at me with a smile on her face.

I was so stunned by her that I lost my temper. My special mother really didn't dare to do anything in school.

For a long time, in order to stabilize the society, supernatural events have been tried to hide. If I fight Bai Ling'er directly in school now, let alone be able to fight, the impact alone will be a big problem. trouble.

"What? Don't you dare to do it?" Seeing that I didn't speak, Bai Ling'er became even more proud. She reached out her hand to brush her long hair like a waterfall, and looked at me with blurred eyes: "Look, I'm so beautiful, why don't you Would you like to be my boyfriend?"

I swear, the most straightforward woman I've ever met in my life is Bai Ling'er. This damn girl asked me to be her boyfriend one by one without any hesitation.

How handsome am I?

If in the past, a girl as beautiful as her confessed to me, I would be as happy as a Tibetan mastiff suffering from rabies and jump on her.

But now, I've messed up a lot of things myself, and this girl Bai Ling'er always gives me a weird feeling.

If I really agree to be her boyfriend, then I really believe in your evil!

"Eldest sister, we are all sensible people, can we stop pretending?" I really can't stand it anymore, if Bai Ling'er keeps tossing like this, maybe there will be something wrong in the future.

"Pretend what?" Bai Ling'er looked at me in astonishment.

"I'm Chen Jiayin, but how do you know? And you, a monster, why are you running to school for nothing? Study hard and improve every day?" I rolled my eyes at her, and I didn't bother to talk nonsense, so I just left. When it comes to this point, as long as she is not stupid, she can understand it.

This time, Bai Ling'er didn't stop me, but after I hadn't gone far, Bai Ling'er behind me suddenly stopped me: "Chen Feng, do you think I have other plans for approaching you?"

I sneered a bit, is there even a need to ask?

I ignored her and was about to leave when Bai Ling'er behind me suddenly shouted: "I came to school just to be your girlfriend, have you forgotten?"

I froze for a moment, what the fuck did she mean by that?

I suddenly turned around, only to find that Bai Ling'er had disappeared.

I frowned, a monster came to the school just to be my girlfriend?

This fucking shit!

I shook my head and left the school. At this moment, my mobile phone rang. I saw that it was Liu Changge calling.

"Hello, Brother Liu." I connected the phone.

"I'm in Fucheng, let's meet up later and talk about helping you accumulate Yin virtue." Liu Changge said on the other end of the phone.

"Okay, I'll wait for you at the paper-making shop." I hung up the phone, and then took a taxi back to the Siyin paper-making shop.

To be honest, my top priority right now is to accumulate yin virtue to suppress the Xuanyin physique as soon as possible, otherwise I won't be able to survive myself, let alone save Zhou Xiaoqing.

If I go to the underworld, who knows what Chujiang King and Ghost King Ye Youshen will do to me.

I waited in the paper-making shop for more than an hour, and Liu Changge came over. As soon as he entered the door, he said, "Let's go, let's eat and chat outside."

I didn't have lunch either, and now I was so hungry that I found a hot pot restaurant outside with him, ordered a table of dishes and ate them.

"Fengzi, thank you for this matter in the underworld." Liu Changge said to me while eating.

"You're welcome, didn't you help me get into trouble?" I smiled, although this time it was Liu Changge's trick, but after all, I brought up the matter of beating the ghost king, and I was really angry at first. But later I figured it out, I couldn't blame Liu Changge at all.

"By the way, what are you going to do about accumulating evil virtue?" Liu Changge asked me with a smile.

I frowned and shook my head: "I'm also wondering about this now. I have to accumulate Yin virtue. The most direct way is to save ghosts, but how can there be so many ghosts in this world for me to save?"

"Tch, just say you have never seen the world." Liu Changge gave me a blank look, "There are really so many ghosts in this world for you to save."

"What do you mean?" I looked at him confused.

Liu Changge ate a piece of hairy belly, and said: "Your grandfather told you about the Siyin paper-making shop in the underworld. You can dispose of it at will. You haven't understood yet?"

I was stunned for a moment, my grandfather did say this when I was in the underworld, and I always wondered, could it be possible that my grandfather wanted me to sell the Siyin paper-making shop?

But if I sell it, I can't earn Yinde!

Liu Changge saw that I was surrounded, and looked at me with contempt: "Why are you two at this time, kid? Your grandpa meant to let you open a shop."

"Open a shop?" I said, "Isn't the paper shop open all the time?"

"Bullshit! What your grandfather meant was to open a store like mine and accept all kinds of business, so that you can not only make money, but also get good deeds quickly." Liu Changge said.

I also realized that ghost-catching stores like Liu Changge's seem vain, but as long as they become famous, they can find all kinds of supernatural "businesses" by themselves, and I don't need to go out to look for them at all.

At that time, while making money in front of the boss, buddies can also earn a lot of money!

Thinking of this, I immediately became excited: "Then open a shop for catching ghosts, but it's not easy to manage at first, right?"

I'm not talking nonsense, just take Liu Changge as an example, he handed me his business card the first time we met, if I hadn't seen him make a move at that time, I would have suspected him to be a liar.

"Don't worry about this. I'll help you open the store and introduce you to the business. Generally, as long as this kind of ghost-catching shop can do a big business and become famous, it will be able to operate normally."

As he said that, Liu Changge chatted with me about how to open a store, and I listened excitedly. Anyway, now I finally found a way to quickly accumulate yin virtue.

As for whether it works or not, I can't control that much anymore. It's better to have a way than nothing, right?

It took an hour to finally discuss everything about opening the store. With Liu Changge, the old driver, everything was fine.

After talking about opening the store, Liu Changge and I chatted nonsense while eating.

I was eating happily, when I suddenly remembered something, I raised my head and asked Liu Changge: "Brother Liu, do you know what happened to my grandparents back then?"

Chapter 243 Four Seal Hall

To be honest, I really didn’t think about the cause of my grandma’s death before. I just listened to what my grandpa said. After all, there were decades before my grandma died and I was born.

But from the conversation between Grandpa and Bailong Laodao at the Judgment of Soul Peak and their reactions, I always feel that the cause of grandma's death is not that simple.

After all, it's my grandma. If I'm not curious, it's a lie.

"Are you curious too?" As soon as the words finished, Liu Changge looked at me in surprise.

"Nonsense, that's my dear grandma." I rolled his eyes at him and asked, "According to what you mean, are you curious too?"

"That's not true. Ever since I can remember, my master has always had a serious face, as if he was about to become a fairy, and the force was always above the level. I have never seen that day in the underworld. His reaction." Liu Changge frowned as he spoke, "So after returning to the sun, I called him as soon as possible to ask him."

"What's wrong?" I suddenly became excited.

But Liu Changge suddenly sneered coldly: "I asked a yo-yo, I called the phone, and as soon as I finished asking, my master asked me to play with girls, don't mind my own business."

"Trough!" I suddenly felt a pain in the ass, no wonder Liu Changge likes big health care so much, I dare say that the upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked!

I don't know if their master-apprentice meeting will bring Shushan to death.

Immediately afterwards, I wondered, it seems that grandma's death was really not that simple, otherwise, my grandfather and Bailong would not have been so excited when they were under Judgment Peak.If it was really a simple matter, but Liu Changge, a personal disciple, asked the old Taoist Bailong, and the old Taoist Bailong would definitely not shy away from it.

But, why did my grandma die that year?

"Don't think about that. After dinner, I'll take you to buy the things you need to open the store. The most important thing is to accumulate Yinde as soon as possible." Seeing me in a daze, Liu Changge said.

I nodded and chatted with him.

It was already two o'clock in the afternoon after a meal, and Liu Changge drove me to his hall in Fucheng in his Audi.

Liu Changge's hall is called "Spiritual Hall". It is quite big, and it is estimated to be about a hundred square meters. Look, damn it, it's just a modern office, and I haven't even seen any portraits of Sanqing after entering the door.

The whole hall is divided into two parts, the front and the back. The back is for people to live in, and the front is decorated as a living room. There are a lot of mahogany furniture, and there are several mahogany shelves around it. , mahogany sword and other things to exorcise evil spirits.

But Liu Changge told me that most of the things on it are fake, and they are specially used to fool people.

I was speechless when I heard it, but I can understand it. In fact, "people don't do bad things, and they are not afraid of ghosts knocking on the door in the middle of the night." Most of them are stupid people with a lot of money and fear of death. They just want to find a psychological comfort. If you give him a real talisman and a fake talisman, the effect will be the same.

Besides, it is extremely troublesome to draw real talismans. Even if Liu Changge is a master of the magic realm, it is probably impossible to draw a lot of talismans to pile up shelves.

Moreover, in this business, if you really plan to open a store, selling these gadgets is only a small part of your income. The real big part is being invited to "Pingshi"!

According to what Liu Changge said, the Siyin paper-making shop in my house doesn’t need to be renovated. Originally, because it is a paper-making shop, things such as shelves are ready-made. You only need to replace the ghost paper money on it with a gossip mirror. The mahogany sword and so on are all alive.

Liu Changge is also generous enough, he directly took a linen bag, and stuffed those fakes into the bag for me, and everything was ready.

When I dealt with the ghost king last time, I was reimbursed for my mahogany sword and money sword, and Liu Changge got me another one, which is my future "business" guy thing.

I don’t know what kindness I had to Liu Changge in my previous life, let him help me like this, if nothing else, at least I know that the real mahogany sword is not cheap in the market, and the price of the money sword is even more expensive. He gave me two mahogany swords and two money swords back and forth, estimated to be worth six figures.

After getting everything ready, Liu Changge took me to a carpenter to order and order a plaque, intending to replace the plaque in my "Siyin paper-binding shop".

Originally, I was thinking of setting up a "Four Seals to Catch Ghosts" directly, but Liu Changge said that it would be too rustic and cheap to just put up a sign like that, and it would be hard for customers to trust me when they came to the door. The plaque of "Siyintang" was agreed to be taken three days later.

Then I followed Liu Changge to buy a computer for archiving customer files, and went to print a bunch of business cards. After all, my buddy is going to be the boss now, so you must have everything you need ready, right?As for the content on the business card, in fact, he took Liu Changge's business card and changed the first few words.

But I didn't want to play the brand of "Yin Guan". The matter of Yin Guan is relatively obscure, and I have never seen anyone show it up for comparison. In the end, I listened to Liu Changge and took their name directly from Shushan. "Shushan Professional Taoist Chen Feng" was printed on the head.

For the next three days, I asked Lao Wang for a leave of absence, and stayed at home all day to learn about "business" with Liu Changge.

After all, in this business, if you want to do "business", the first thing you need to learn is to be able to pretend!

No matter how much you have, you have to pretend first, and you have to pretend to be trusted by the "client" before he decides to use you.

It's a fucking thing to say, but the rules in this business are like this. The more you pretend, the more people will think you are capable. If you rush to help others, people will think you are a liar with no skills!

In the eyes of ordinary people, the so-called "masters" can stick their ass up to the sky. If you put your butt down, he will think you are a liar!

Three days later, everything was ready, and my "Siyintang" was opened after the board was hung.

I didn't even think about setting off firecrackers to celebrate. According to Liu Changge, what we do in this business is Jiang Taigong's fishing volunteers. If you set off dozens of firecrackers, people will think you are engaged in pyramid schemes.

On the day of the opening, only Liu Changge and I went out to the restaurant to celebrate the opening.

Originally, I was thinking of getting off to a good start, but the reality gave me a merciless hammer. For a week, there was no business!

Liu Changge has a lot of business over there, but they are all things beyond my ability, even for Liu Changge, they are very difficult, and he can't introduce them to me.

Now that I am opening a new store, what I need is actually a "business" that suits my strength and can help me build a reputation. As long as I gain fame, it will be much easier in the future.

On this Saturday, I was sitting bored on the sofa in Siyintang and watching "The Shocking Book". Suddenly, my phone rang, and it was Liu Changge calling!

I connected the phone, and before I could speak, Liu Changge said on the other end of the phone, "Fengzi, there is a case, which is just enough for your current conditions!"

Chapter 244 Opening the Equipment Ratio Mode

Immediately, I was as happy as a husky, and hurriedly asked, "What case?"