Kidnapped by Princess Changle at the beginning

Inside the carriage.

Li Er suddenly looked at Cheng Yaojin.

When Cheng Yaojin was looking confused, Li Er suddenly asked, "Zhijie, how do I treat you?"

Cheng Yaojin thought to himself, you don't treat me very well.

The medical treatment business I most wanted to do was taken away by you.

But facing Li Er's enthusiastic eyes, he said excitedly: "Your Majesty is really kind to my minister."

Li Er nodded: "Now, I bet with Chen Chu that I will sell a thousand popsicles within three days. This time, I can't lose. Zhijie, you have to help me... I saw that you were in the Tai Chi Hall last time." It's perfect to perform the poached chicken in the morning, how about tomorrow's morning, you can perform the popsicle again..."

Cheng Yaojin was dumbfounded!

How could the Demon King of Confusion think that one day he would become the actor appointed by His Majesty Li Er, and he would be the number one male actor.

But, he wasn't happy at all.

He stammered, "Your Majesty, no..."

Li Er looked unhappy: "Why, aren't you willing to help me?"

Cheng Yaojin shook his head: "No, Your Majesty, what I want to say is that the popsicle is too big, how can I say it?"

He is a little scared!

Li Er patted Cheng Yaojin on the shoulder: "Zhijie, I believe you will not disappoint me, you go back and find something to widen your mouth."

Cheng Yaojin: "..."

Li Er walked away lightly.

Cheng Chumo leaned over and said, "Father, I figured it out. Your Majesty is bound to win this bet. Although Brother Chen Chu and I are like brothers, you and Chen Chu are sworn brothers, but this time we can only go all out to help His Majesty." It's..."

Cheng Yaojin said in embarrassment: "I understand the truth, but this is too embarrassing for your father."

Cheng Chu was silent for a while, and said: "Father, you taught me back then, and I got used to it after a few times... Let's go back now, I'll help you, try a few more times tonight, and widen your mouth."

Cheng Yaojin wanted to cry but had no tears.

Cheating!

……

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Chapter 49 Old Iron, 666

The next day.

early morning.

Wei Zheng, the servant and doctor of the royal family, was eloquently saying: "...Your Majesty, the small Yunyang County, in one year, wrongly judged as many as [-] unjust cases, resulting in the death of more than ten innocent people. The people are full of complaints, the people are destitute, the county magistrate of Yunyang, death is not a pity, he should be escorted to Beijing, handed over to the three divisions for interrogation, and announced to the world, as an example..."

The words were not spoken.

He heard a rustling sound behind him.

Someone exclaimed, "General Cheng, what are you doing?"

When Wei Zheng heard this, he immediately knew that Cheng Yaojin was playing tricks.

He turned around angrily, ready to reprimand Cheng Yaojin, but when he saw Cheng Yaojin's appearance, he was taken aback.

I saw Cheng Yaojin's face was flushed, even a little painful, and he was stretching his hands behind his buttocks, trying to pick something up.

Its appearance is very ugly.

Even obscene!

Wei Zheng couldn't bear it anymore, and said loudly: "General Cheng, this is the Tai Chi Hall, and it's the morning court, do you want to take out some filthy things?"

The voice did not fall.

boom.

A muffled sound.

Cheng Yaojin took out a huge popsicle from behind his buttocks.

A gust of cold air spread in all directions.

Everyone gasped as they looked at the big popsicle.

For a moment, everyone was stunned.

This thing is huge!

Huge friends!

Makes people tremble!

Cheng Yaojin is holding a huge popsicle, which looks more terrifying than he is holding two big Xuanhua axes.

Ice, for which water is colder than water.

Everyone has seen ice.

But no one has seen such a huge and weirdly shaped popsicle in this hot summer.

What kind of trouble is Cheng Yaojin going to do?

Cheng Yaojin gasped for breath, and laughed loudly: "Hahaha, I'm a huge thing, right?"

Everyone: "..."

Changsun Wuji asked: "Cheng Zhijie, where did you get this?"

Cheng Yaojin chuckled and said, "I bought this thing from a merchant. It's not expensive at all. It only costs ten pennies a piece."

Fang Xuanling shook his head: "In this hot season, it's really rare to be able to buy ice, but it's not worth ten pennies."

"Yes, isn't ice just water? How could it be sold for ten pennies?"

"General Cheng was probably deceived."

There was a voice of doubt all around.

Cheng Yaojin became anxious, pointed at the popsicle and said: "You know what, this popsicle is slightly sweet, do you know that it is slightly sweet? It is between slightly sweet and not sweet, it tastes like sweet, but it is refreshing The best thing to relieve the heat, if you don’t believe me, let me eat it for you, Lao Cheng..."

After finishing speaking, Cheng Yaojin opened his mouth wide and bit down on it.

He swallowed the huge popsicle in one gulp, only half of it was still outside.

"Wow……"

Everyone was shocked.

General Cheng's mouth is too big.

admire!

Qin Qiong took the lead in giving Cheng Yaojin a thumbs up.

Everyone also praised it one after another.

Many people are even more interested in Cheng Yaojin's mouth, eager to find an opportunity to have an in-depth exchange with Cheng Yaojin and see how Cheng Yaojin does it.

But when everyone was praising him, Cheng Yaojin suddenly let go of his hand, opened his teeth and claws, his face was flushed, and he muttered something, but no one could hear him.

Everyone was dumbfounded.

Qin Qiong, who was closest to him, suddenly yelled, "No, Zhijie's mouth is stuck with ice!"

Anyone who has eaten popsicles knows that it is best not to lick the popsicles that have just been taken out with your tongue, or they will easily get stuck.

And Cheng Yaojin was even worse!

Instead of his tongue being stuck, his entire mouth was stuck and he couldn't move.

Everyone hurriedly made Cheng Yaojin fall asleep on the ground, and then formed a circle.

Li Er also ran down quickly, looking at Cheng Yaojin with black lines.

Li Jing said: "General Qin, just be patient, I will use all my strength to pull out this ice cube."

As soon as he was about to make a move, Qin Qiong stopped him: "No, this will tear off Zhijie's flesh and blood. I think that when I licked the door knocker in winter, a piece of my tongue was torn off..."

What should I do?

Wang Gui said: "Why don't you push it in first, and then pull it out."

Cheng Yaojin hurriedly waved his hands.

The depth of his mouth, only he knows.

He knew very well that he had reached the limit and couldn't do it any more.

Everyone is at a loss.

It's not that everyone is not smart.

Instead, he was scared stupid by Cheng Yaojin, and he also had no experience.

The imperial doctor came soon and gave a solution: that is to pour warm water.

Everyone was in a hurry, using a teapot to pour warm water around Cheng Yaojin's mouth.

After working for a while, the popsicle was finally pulled out.

Cheng Yaojin's stomach, however, was filled with a lot of water, making it plump.

He got up and ran out like flying, it seemed that he was going to use the toilet.

Standing in the main hall, Li Er looked at the unrecognizable popsicle with black lines on his face.

Cheng Zhijie is unreliable!

He was originally the male number one appointed by His Majesty Li Er!

I thought it would be a great show.

Who knew that such an embarrassing thing would happen.

Li Er is so angry!

Seeing that Cheng Yaojin could not count on him, Li Er had no choice but to play in person.

He paused, looked at everyone, and said: "My dear friends, I have guessed Zhijie's thoughts, he just wants everyone to see the beauty of this popsicle, I have eaten this popsicle before, and, besides, popsicle The specialty store has already opened in the West Market, and the ice cellar in your residence is estimated to be almost exhausted, so you might as well buy a few popsicles to relieve the heat..."

Last time, Li Er was very tactful when advertising soap.

But now he has a bet with Chen Chu, three days is too fast.

He can't wait.

Simply stand on the platform as the emperor.

Tell the ministers directly that this popsicle is awesome, go buy it quickly.

After hearing this, everyone nodded their heads and showed joy.

"It turns out that there are still people selling ice. It's an ancient anecdote. I'm going to buy some!"

"Yes, let's all go!"

"Come along!"

Seeing this, Li Er happily said, "Scatter the court!"

Go on!

Everyone go buy ice!

I will make Chen Chu cry tomorrow.

He is so happy.

For a long time, that boy Chen Chu belittled him and looked down on him, both openly and secretly.

He couldn't kill Chen Chu yet.

Now, he finally had a chance to combat Chen Chu's arrogance.

Li Er returned to Ganlu Palace contentedly, and said to Gao Chen: "Send an order to Cheng Chumo, asking him to send news from the West Market every half an hour."