Beiyang new warlord

Beiyang New Warlord - Author: What a Big Crow

At the beginning of the game, you will be given an island, a group of peasants, slaves or the sea in all directions, and a Yuan Manzi who is sharpening his sword, just ask you how you can survive.

Mao Jue: "Build a ship!"

Chapter 1. I'm not an extra!

"Master! Master!"

The voice is close to the ear, but it seems to be vaguely far away in the sky, the headache seems to be splitting open, and the throat is burning, and after a lot of effort, Maogou finally opened his mouth that is as heavy as a catfish. Eyelids, vision was blurred for a long time, and then it was difficult to see clearly.

A wrinkled and sad old man who looked like a loess high slope, with a long gray beard, was staring at him tremblingly. His old face was less than half a meter away from him, and he was shocked suddenly. Doing artificial respiration by myself, Maogou hugged the quilt like a girl who encountered a pervert, and shrank to the side of the bed.

"Who the hell are you?"

He was also startled suddenly, but the old man turned his head happily as if he hadn't heard Maogou's swearing, and jumped to the back at a speed that didn't match his age, shouting like a psychopath.

"Madam, the young master is awake! The young master is awake!"

"Really? It's really blessed by the Bodhisattva! Amitabha, that's great! That's great!"

Maogou's eyes were dizzy, just as the side of the side bed was vacated, another beautiful woman in the middle of the thirties walked by.This woman has a pretty face, a round oval face, beautiful eyebrows, a pair of big bright eyes, a fair nose and a bright red mouth that are quite small, and she looks very kind.

But to Mao Gou's surprise, she was actually wearing the Hanfu Ruqun straight dress that can only be seen in TV dramas, with tuanhua flowers on the green brocade.Looking closely at this time, the old man is also wearing the ancient blue cloth turban on his head, and his clothes are much worse than that of the middle-aged beautiful woman, but it is also a black woolen robe, the Taoist clothing in TV dramas.

Maogou's head couldn't help being confused.Yes, your crew is filming at the beach!I went to swim in the sea next to him to relieve the heat, and some wicked thing appeared out of nowhere and threw a shiny thing and hit him on the forehead, choking on his saliva, how could he be forced to join the crew and be forced to be an extra performer as soon as he opened his eyes up!

Look at Tian'er, it's already late in the afternoon, and the shipyard finally dragged the relationship and turned around after going to work. If you can't catch up with the work, the pig liver face of the black-faced supervisor will make the hair tremble. I don't want to get a box lunch In the first month, hundreds of bonuses were lost, the two protagonists were tearful, and Mao Gou pushed them away from the bed.

"Sorry, I don't mean to make a movie! I borrowed it!"

Throwing the quilt aside, Mao Gou stretched out his hand and wanted to take off the costume, but as soon as he pulled it off twice, he became depressed again, damn it!There is nothing under the white underwear of the ancients seen in the Water Margin, and the pants have been removed and replaced. This crew is wicked enough, obviously invading his privacy.

And if the beautiful sister in front of him helped change it, then he would reluctantly accept it. What if this old man?Looking at the old guy's old face with affection in his acting skills, Mao Gou felt a chill when he thought about it.

Everyone who watched was stunned, the beautiful woman waited for a while, and finally called out in disbelief: "Jue'er, why don't you even know your mother? Butler Wen, master, is this bewitched! What should I do?" Yes!"

"Master, don't call me old man!" The gay old man also slapped his thigh sadly.

The whole room is searching for his clothes, if he finds his mobile phone, Mao Gou will definitely chat with him, although he doesn't know which star it is, but this acting skill is too strong, too dedicated, if you say you can change the drama, you can change the drama!While admiring, Mao Gou once again walked out helplessly, waving his hands at the same time.

"Miss Star, I have to go to work in the afternoon! With a bonus of more than 1000 yuan a month, I really can't be a group performer!"

"Ouch!"

I turned around and said, but I didn't pay attention. Maogou bumped into another fleshy thing at the door. He was a naive shipyard worker, and he staggered the man directly, and sat on the ground with his skirt crooked and his buttocks , this time, it was like stabbing a hornet's nest.

"Which little bastard, a thing with a mother but not a mother, who doesn't have eyes to bump into the old lady, who is unfaithful and unfilial, who kills a thousand knives, deserves to be thrown into the sea, the Sea Dragon King has no eyes, why did you confiscate you, little bastard! Ouch, I killed my old lady!"

Mao Gou looked dumbfounded, this girl in her twenties who was knocked down by him is definitely an acting school, at this moment, Aunt Xue, Nanny Rong, and the downstairs woman who has been in porcelain for 30 years and has three rings and five suites The old lady's soul seemed to be attached to her all of a sudden, her mouth was crooked, her eyes were slanting, and she was acting vividly and vividly. Mao Gou almost believed it himself.

"Madam Ru, are you all right?"

Mao Gou was stunned, the beautiful woman and the old man Jiqing came out in panic, it seemed that the old man Jiqing really didn't have any interest in women, he didn't even help her, she was still the beautiful woman People reached out to help.

It's a pity, I don't know what to do, but let the little girl who is doing underground perform vividly. The beautiful woman's hand was pushed away by her, and she jumped up, pointing at her nose and sarcasm again.

"Hatching others when I can't lay eggs myself, tsk tsk, this care is not as good as a weak woman. No wonder the commander-in-chief wants to be sent to Jiangsu and Zhejiang, and he stays in front of his eyes and looks upset. Thanks to the madam's scheming, it was wasted!"

"Ru Ma'am, don't go too far! After all, Da Furen is the Marshal's wife. If you gossip like this, you won't be afraid of the Marshal's scolding!"

Finally, even the gay old man couldn't stand it any longer, and stretched out his hand angrily and said, but this house door palace fight drama has become even more exciting here, with a slap in the face, even Mao Gou felt that It hurts, and I slapped this old man with a big mouth, and this little girl jumped even higher.

"A bastard who can't starve to death, an old bone that no one wants to burn, how can you, a lowly servant, have a place to talk? The commander blames it? Ouch, now the commander sleeps in my room every day, climbs on my bed, loves me I have to get it, unlike someone who is old and yellow and can't give birth, besides sneaking wild guys, he can also be jealous by the side!"

It seems that the beautiful woman and the old man with love are playing the kind of bad-spoken, bullied court lady. The old man covered his mouth and dared to be angry and dare not speak, but the beautiful woman was simply speechless with anger.

"That's what I said, director, you always come out and shout! I really don't want to act!"

After watching the excitement for a long time, the sun slanted to his forehead, and when he slapped his thigh, Gou suddenly remembered that he still had to go to work, and hurriedly waved his hands and walked out again, trying to find his clothes and mobile phone.

At this moment, the two people who were being bullied became anxious again, the beautiful woman stretched out her hands to grab Mao Gou's sleeves in a panic, her big watery eyes burst into tears.

"Where are you going, Jue'er? Don't you even know your mother?"

"Master! Oh, what should I do!"

The sarcastic girl was also a little dazed, but after a while, she suddenly raised her head and burst out laughing.

"Hahaha, the sky really has eyes, this is a prodigal son who has a mother but not a mother, a prodigal son who killed his own mother, and a wimp who can't hold a knife is crazy! Our Mao family is really lucky! Haha~ "

pop~

There was a crisp sound, and the whole small courtyard fell silent. The old man Jiqing's eyes were wide open, and the beautiful woman who was pulling the furry gou's sleeve was also full of disbelief, and she also tasted the feeling of being slapped. The mean woman was even more astonished. After a long while, the woman yelled incomparably sharply.

"You, you wretch dare to hit my old lady!"

"What happened to you?"

Mao Gou also endured to the extreme, the cheeks on his face twitched, and shouted angrily: "I repeat, I don't want to be a group performer! Besides, what about your acting? Keep your mouth clean, just you three Still want to show the vulgar lines? Bah, what a fucking crew!"

"Where is my clothes! Where is my mobile phone! Return it to me quickly, or I will call the police and sue you for illegal detention!"

Mao Gou, who was aggressive and corrupt, yelled, he was really domineering, but he didn't come out to apologize for the show manager or the director who shouted, but two cameras came out, but he was wearing a Tsing Yi cap, but his physique was about to catch up Mr. Bodybuilder, two men in green clothes and caps, dragged Mao Gou's arm and walked out.

"Hey, what the hell are you doing? Let go of me, or I'm going to call the police!!!"

Thump~

Being thrown and kneeling on the ground, Mao Gou grinned in pain and wanted to stand up angrily, but was pushed down to the ground by two servants again, and he raised his head and cursed again in anger.

"Are you a broken film crew or a black scenic spot? What do you want to kill? I am a local, so I don't like you. Let me go quickly, or I will sue you at the tourism bureau!"

I didn’t see a camera or anything in this one. Mao Gou suddenly remembered that his buddies went to Yunnan a few years ago, but they were detained by the local folk customs for walking marriages. In the end, it took more than 5000 to redeem himself. Now Maogou felt very depressed, he wouldn't let this happen to him, right?

This is a place that looks like an ancient study room. Don't mention it, the actors invited are really in place. An old man with a Taoist head, a turban, and a pine and crane gown has a gloomy face, listening to the two rough-looking guys next to him. Talking about something, these two guys are also wearing good clothes, they are all ancient armors made of iron leaves, and they are carefully crafted at first glance, and they are not sold for less than five or six thousand, compared to when Maogou went to Daming Palace, look The fake costumes worn by samurai performers are much better.

"Oh, master, this concubine is dead. You see, this is an evil bastard who is raised by his mother and not taught by his mother. He is very unfilial! I went to visit him with good intentions. This is for me. You have to make the decision for me. !"

"Master, it's not like that. Jue'er fell into the water and was drowned. He became unconscious and couldn't recognize anyone. With the addition of Third Sister, that's it."

As soon as the bitter and mean girl came in, she covered her face and cried like a boneless person, sticking it to her bearded and majestic old man, she looked anxious, ** ** also eagerly followed up with the explanation, which provoked a burst of machine-gun-like verbal sarcasm from the sarcastic woman.

It seemed that he was already upset, and without arguing, the long-bearded old man suddenly flicked his sleeves.

"That's enough, shut up for me!"

"what happened?"