What should I do if I suddenly become a fairy?

"Upstairs, are you thinking of a laurel tree? I'm too embarrassed to point you out, but I clearly want to see Miss Chang'e!"

"During this period of time, the earth has changed so fast that I almost don't know the earth anymore. I didn't expect that even the moon has undergone such a shocking change!"

"Wait, the change of the earth is due to the recovery of spiritual energy, why does the moon change? Also the recovery of spiritual energy?"

"Who the hell can tell? Wait for the official statement!"

"I don't know whether it's good or bad. Originally, my grandfather was dying of illness. After his spiritual energy recovered, he looks like a 40-year-old man. We are so happy, but at the same time, our newly built house..."

"What do you mean? In one year, our family repaired the house three times. Once the house turned into a forest, once it was torn in half, and another time a mountain popped out of the bedroom. When I woke up, my wife was on the other side of the mountain. I'm on the side of the mountain, can you believe it?!"

"Hahaha...I feel sorry for upstairs."

"···"

Today's Weibo has been completely occupied by topics such as cultivating immortals and spiritual energy recovery.

star?artist?

Movie?

Feel sorry···

What the hell!

See your fifty cents special effects movie?I have that leisurely mind, isn't it good for him to find a way to see a real person?

Not to mention, if someone has the talent of cultivating immortals, they can "create special effects" by themselves.

That is, when the sudden change of the moon caused a global uproar, the announcement of the Ministry of Residents' Happy Life completely detonated this incident!

Chapter 686 Lin Fan is Too Domineering!

"Fuck...fuck! Everyone, read the official announcement!"

"I've seen it, but, but... Nani?!"

"Upstairs, is your mother a chicken with feet? Nani? Why don't you say Baga? Yoshi? Flower girl? What's the fuss, can you be more mature like me? Beautiful sheep, come on! "

"You're a mature ghost, you're a calm bird, this is fucking pissing off!"

"So... the moon is Kunlun?! The legendary fairy mountain and the land of gods?!"

After the news released by the Ministry of Residents' Happy Life was released on the whole network, more and more people saw this announcement, and then, they were shocked!

Under such circumstances, how many people can remain calm?

The Chinese exploded directly!

"Fuck! F*ck! F*ck!"

"However, I'm not educated, so I'm talking about the world, and it turns out that the moon is actually Kunlun, the legendary land of gods, convincing me!"

"What is this? What I admire the most is the arrogance of the Department of Residents' Happy Life, isn't it awesome? It's invincible!"

"Yes, invincible!"

"Directly warn the whole world, whoever dares to go, deserves death, 6666!"

"Hahaha, it should be so powerful and domineering. It's so cool. Now I can't wait to see those crooked people and foreign superpowers who are furious and gnashing their teeth but can only bear it passively!"

"Pfft, Boss Lin Fan... Invincible!"

"I think this boss is probably already in the Mahayana period, and he is even waiting for the daylight to ascend!"

"After the Mahayana period, will you ascend to immortality?"

"do not know···"

······

A group of domestic netizens were excited.

However, after seeing this announcement, many foreign forces turned green in the face. Those who lack technological conditions and personnel strength are not enough.

Anyway, they can't go to the moon. Even if you say that the moon is the heavenly palace, they can directly become immortals if they go up, they can't go there!

What, cooperate with others, take other people's spaceships and rockets up?

Come on, if it's so awesome, why do people pick you up?Give benefits?Hey, what benefits can be more awesome than the benefits of that kind of place?The benefits of bringing one of your own people are not more than the benefits of bringing an outsider?

Therefore, they can only look at the ocean and sigh, and at most they mutter a few words in the international community or in the circle of superpowers, complaining that the Ministry of Residents' Happy Life is too domineering, and criticizing immortals for being immoral and engaging in dictatorship...

However, for a small number of forces capable of landing on the moon, this is another situation.

Foot Pot Chicken Region···

A group of jounin and daimyo gathered together, and everyone's expression was very solemn and difficult.

"idiot!!!"

"Kamishinobu, do we really have no choice but to follow what the Residents' Happy Life Department said? That Lin Fan, is he really that powerful?!"

Daimyo's face was full of anger, and he was so depressed that he was dying.

In fact, the previous daimyo had already taken the blame and resigned. It was because the Huaguo Residents' Happy Life Department was too strong in the past year.

Now it's my turn? !

How the hell is this going to work? I haven't been a daimyo for less than two months. Is it possible that I will become the shortest person in history to hold the daimyo position?

This time, the Ministry of Residents' Happy Life's announcement about Kunlun, that is, the change of the moon, made him really unbearable.

Moon···

It's true that they have never been to this place, but that doesn't mean they can't go!

It should be noted that when the Chinese soldiers were still eating rice bran, wild vegetables, millet and rifles, they had more than [-] aircraft carriers in service! ! !

After so many years, do you really think they don't have the means and strength?

The reason why we didn't land on the moon was simply because it wasn't necessary!The cost is huge, and there are no good results. The eagle country landed on the moon back then, but it was just to show its technological strength!

Their foot pot chickens are not five or sixty years behind the Eagle Kingdom!

So, they can go! ! !

The key is that I can go up now, but I am threatened!

"This···"

Shuxia Jōnin slowly shook his head: "Your Excellency, you know the strength of our ninjas. For a top Jōnin like me, it may still be possible to fight some people who are at the peak of Huaguo's Qi refining, or who have just entered the foundation stage. win."

"However, as far as Lin Fan's strength is concerned, he was already many times stronger than the foundation-building stage monks a year ago."

"Don't say it's us elite jounin, even if there is a 'kage' level existence, it's not enough for him to fight!"

"One punch can kill a shadow-level existence..."

Name: "Σ(⊙▽⊙"???"

"So... so strong?!"

He was startled, and broke out in cold sweat: "As a cultivator, why is he so powerful? Shadow class, isn't he the strongest ninja?"

"Isn't it the same as in the anime, there are super movie and six levels after movie?"

Shinobi under the tree: "..."

"Your Excellency, don't think about it. Strictly speaking, they are all cultivators, but our ninjas mainly practice ninjutsu, and the ultimate goal is to become a 'shadow', but immortal cultivators practice celestial arts, and the ultimate goal is to become a god... ·”

"It is immortal, immortal, and the same life as the heaven and the earth!"

"It's turning your hands into clouds and covering your hands as rain, burning mountains and boiling seas, picking stars with the sun and moon in your hands, and arbitrariness through the ages..."

"The gap between the two sides, emmm..."

Kamishinobu didn't make it too clear, but he already understood it very well.

Yes, we are all cultivators, there is nothing wrong with that, it is true, but who said that a cultivator must be as tyrannical as the other party?

Fuck, ninjas and gods...

How does this compare?

If you really pulled out the ninja god in the anime, it would be nothing more than a slap in the face of other gods!

"This···"

The daimyo opened his mouth, a little confused, he is not a fool, how could he not understand what he said?

"Is there no other way?"

He understands, but he is not reconciled: "I have had someone check it just now, because part of our culture was born in the ancient Hua Kingdom, so we also have some records about Kunlun."

"Combined with the legends of the Hua Kingdom, Kunlun... is the land of the gods, the hometown of all gods, even the Heavenly Court, the Yaochi of the Queen Mother of the West, etc., should also be in Kunlun, and that place is the origin of the gods! !!"

"God, do you understand?"

"Maybe none of them are immortal cultivators, but real immortals!"

"I know···"

Shinobu nodded under the tree.

He did understand that in terms of understanding the history and legends of Hua, it was much easier for them than Western countries, and they had too many advantages.

But know how to use a fart?

"But in the face of absolute strength, no plan is useless, at least I can't think of any way, Your Excellency, what about you?"

He looked at the daimyo with very straightforward eyes.

I've said everything I can say, and I've told you the difference. You decide what to do, anyway, I don't know what to do!

If you are capable, then you can think of a way?

Name: "..."

He stopped kneeling, stood up, put his hands behind his back, and walked around the room. A group of jonin and cabinet members bowed their heads and did not speak.

After a long time, daimyo gritted his teeth in a daze.

"idiot!"

"Since when has our Dazuipenji area been so afraid? What's more, if it is really the legendary Kunlun, there are definitely a lot of good things in it, and it is extremely large and dangerous. At the same time, there are countless treasures hidden in it." Clear opportunity!"

"In China, it's called Xianyuan!"

"Since you all know that the ninja school is far behind the immortal cultivator, and it is impossible to be the opponent of the immortal cultivator, then we have to go even more!"

"Otherwise, the longer it takes, our Dazuipenji area will only become weaker and weaker. In the end, it will sink completely and have no right to speak."

"We need our own immortal cultivators!"

"But..." Some cabinet elders frowned: "Don't we have exchange students in Zizhu Academy? They are also getting started now, aren't they immortal cultivators?"

"···idiot!"

The daimyo yelled angrily: "Do you really think those cunning Chinese people will teach seriously? They can only learn a little at most, what's the use?!"

"We should do our best to fight for a bright future. We should have a share in the inheritance of immortal cultivators and the fairy fate of Kunlun Mountain!"

"Otherwise, in the future, will people from our Jiaopenji area still have a say?!"

"Even if you die, try!"

These words moved everyone.

No one is a fool, Hua Guo is too strong, and the cultivators are too strong, and their cultivation system in the Jiaopenji area can't do it at all.

After a long time, waiting for their results, will it be alright?

The bloody hatred of those years is still there, so they won't naively think that the people of Huaguo have forgotten it.

"It makes sense..."

"Well, it's time to try!"

"So, it's time to gamble on the fate of the country again!"

"Yeah, I hope we can win this time!"

"God Amaterasu will bless us." Seeing that everyone nodded in agreement, the daimyo's complexion improved a little: "Contact the relevant departments immediately, and complete the preparations for manned landing on the moon in the shortest possible time!"

"Also, Jonin, would you like to follow my daimyo...to go to the gate of hell!?"