What should I do if I suddenly become a fairy?

Then, she looked at the two elders beside her, and said excitedly: "Father, Mom, you should be careful, I didn't want to cause trouble! He provoked me on my own initiative."

"I can always do it now, right?"

Dad, Mom: "..."

The two looked at each other, and also rolled their eyes, but there were some tears in the mother's eyes.

"what ever!"

The old man said depressedly: "Don't blame us for not reminding you if you suffer a loss."

"Can I suffer?!"

The girl suddenly became unhappy, and rushed out instantly holding the fairy sword. At the same time, the fairy sword lit up and the sword art burst into light, with terrifying power!

"It's time for her to suffer."

At this time, the old man whispered leisurely.

"Yes, she should be dealt with! Lawless all day long..."

My mother rubbed her eyes, and a tear fell down: "It's like giving birth to a Nezha, why do you think our life is so hard?!"

"That little bastard is hundreds of years older, and he's still single."

"I thought the tuba would be useless, so let's practice the trumpet, but the trumpet turned out to be such a motherfucker!"

"If she didn't look like a girl, and she was a girl, I really doubt that she is Nezha!!! He makes troubles all day long and can't stop."

"As you said, aren't you her mother?"

"...You talk a lot of bullshit, shut up!"

"pretty!"

"Forehead···"

Dad was stunned and speechless.

Didn't you scold yourself?I'm just a reminder, why are you scolding me too?He wanted to refute...

But after thinking about it, hey, what a fart to refute.

They're old couples, they've been bullied for so many years, what's the point?Besides, shouldn't men just love their wives?

Nothing wrong~!

cough cough cough.

The two elders widened their eyes and looked out through the gap...

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"Adore you as a teacher?!"

In the courtyard, the girl's eyes widened suddenly, as if looking at a fool: "Do you know who I am?"

"Do you know what my strength is?"

"The sword just now was just to scare you. If I really made a move, would you still be standing here? You still want to accept me as a disciple?!"

"is it not OK?"

Lin Fan wanted to tease her even more.

As soon as the consciousness was concentrated, the color of the sky and the earth suddenly changed, the boundless wind and snow froze, and even the clouds in the sky were frozen at this moment.

The girl was holding the sword, her eyes were rolling, and she wanted to make a move countless times, but found that she couldn't move at all.

Even, I can't even speak, only the eyeballs can move!

"How? Do you want me to be your teacher?"

"why do not you talk?"

"If you don't speak, I will take it as your rejection."

"You know, the consequences of rejecting me are very serious, very very serious!"

"Hehehe..."

The fellow laughed strangely, and the pupils of the frightened girl suddenly shrank to the size of a pinprick, and she almost cried from fright.

She is a fairy!

Although the level is not too high, it is not bad on the earth itself, at least staying on the mountain of this hometown, and has not encountered any danger.

As a result, such a strong man suddenly appeared, and he couldn't beat him, so how could his parents beat him? !

What can I do here? !

She almost cried.

But at this moment, the old man couldn't help but say: "Enough is enough!"

"You son of a bitch, once you leave, you won't come back for hundreds of years, and now you still scare your sister, and you are responsible for coaxing her when she is scared to tears?!"

"Forehead···"

It was rare for Lin Fan to be interested, and he wanted to tease her at first.

Once the father opened his mouth like this, he couldn't pretend anymore.

Reluctantly received the magic power, turned around.

The girl who was originally in a daze saw it, her eyes widened and her mouth opened wide enough to stuff an egg: "You...you?!"

"What are you?"

My mother walked out of the house and said with white eyes: "This melon boy is your brother."

"Over 500 years old, and still a single dog."

"Let me tell you, don't learn from this single dog if you learn from anyone."

Lin Fan: "..."

"Wang Wang!"

The fellow gave a sudden 'bark', and the ignorant girl suddenly smiled, and couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"Brother~!"

She rushed over, 1.7 meters tall and slender, worthy of the title of "fairy".

"Hey, I've grown so big, I really can't hug her for the first time."

Lin Fan grinned and hugged him gently.

"It's okay to say."

The girl frowned, then spread her hands: "Brother."

"Ok?"

"Gift, it's due tomorrow, why don't you make up all the previous gifts?"

"Forehead···"

This time, it was Lin Fan who was confused.

Obviously, I didn't expect that the big girl I met for the first time would be so cute and cute, and then I shook my head: "Don't worry, I will definitely make it up for you."

Isn't it just a gift?

He had beheaded several big Luos in the underworld. Although those things are not needed by him, they are obviously the most suitable for this girl.

After a while, the girl was so excited that she carried a bunch of treasures to the side to play.

Father and mother came together and looked at Lin Fan with great emotion.

"It's good to be back."

The old man didn't say much, just nodded heavily, and showed a smiling face to Lin Fan, that face...was even more handsome than before.

He almost caught up with Lin Fan.

Mom is also younger and more beautiful.

Although it doesn't look like a girl, it is still a proper "young woman", the kind in her early 20s~

"You bastard liar!"

Mom opened her mouth, but she laughed and cursed.

"You told us that you had a girlfriend back then, your girlfriend?!"

"Don't tell me you broke up."

At this time, the eldest sister was holding the treasure beside her, she seemed to be pondering on her own, but in fact she quietly pricked up her ears, and her big eyes flickered as she stared at Lin Fan.

She was really curious about her 'legendary' brother.

He grew up listening to Lin Fan's stories from birth.

On TV and in the news, there are often news about "Xian Shi".

However, at home, every time my parents talk about this guy, they always sigh, and even directly call 'single dog' and 'guawazi'...

This made her extremely curious about Lin Fan.

Seeing you for the first time at this moment, it would be strange not to eavesdrop or peek.

"Forehead···"

"Are you still obsessed with this matter?"

Lin Fan didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Actually, I do! It's just, cough cough cough..."

"Just what? Where are the words? I believe you! You bastard is so bad that you can even lie to your parents."

"Ahem." The old man was on the side, gently tugging on the corner of the mother's clothes, and muttered: "If he is a son of a turtle, then we..."

My mother immediately turned black: "If you don't speak, no one will think you are dumb!"

Dad shut himself up immediately.

"It's just, a little far away, we are..."

"Long-distance relationship?" Mom raised her eyebrows: "It's not that good, what state are you in now? Can you still have a long-distance relationship? How far can it go?"

"Wait a minute!"

At this time, the older sister who had been secretly at the side raised her hand, and said weakly: "I heard that the two worlds of Yin and Yang are now at war, and the fight is fierce."

"We also have fairy families from the Earth lineage participating in the battle, and even the first batch of students from Zizhu Academy have already gone to the battlefield."

"And Daguo said that his girlfriend is a little far away..."

"hiss!"

She suddenly 'suddenly realized': "I know!"

"Cauldron's girlfriend must be from the underworld, just like in the novel, the righteous boy falls in love with the devil's saint..."

"The cauldron is the genius of the Yang world, the fairy master of the earth, who fell in love with the fairy of the Yin world!"

"However, this kind of relationship is not tolerated by the powerhouses of the two worlds, so we have to stage a love story full of songs and tears..."

Boom!

"Ouch!"

The voice did not fall.

There was a crisp sound on the girl's head.

Lin Fan rolled his eyes and put away his fingers, and said quietly: "Read less novels, and what you read here is all about what, it's too outdated."

"Have it?"

The girl had tears in her eyes: "I think it's pretty good."

"Don't bully your sister!"

Mom took the topic: "Then where is your girlfriend?!"

"exist···"