Urban: I have a new identity every week

The priest saw the three people coming in and stepped forward to ask.

"Father, hello, may I ask that you are here with two strange strangers, right?"

While Su Xun was speaking, his eyes fell on a small door next to him, and the two were inside.

The priest was taken aback: "Are you their family members? They have kept themselves locked in the house."

The voice fell, and he pointed to the small door beside him.

"Bang! Bang! Bang!"

"Slim turtle! Thin turtle!"

The thatched layman rushed inside and knocked on the door.

In the room, Ma Shangfeng and Xigui, who were so hungry that their chests were pressed against their backs, got up quickly.

"Master! It's Master who is here!"

The two were ecstatic, and then hurriedly opened the door.

"Master! You are finally here, woo woo..."

As soon as the door opened, the little turtle rushed over and hugged the thatched layman.

"a shame."

The grass dweller kicked him away, and he was relieved after confirming the safety of the two of them.

"My lord, where is Fusang Ghost King?" the grass dweller turned his head to look at Su Xun and asked.

Su Xun pointed to the cross: "There."

"Sir, the Lord is omnipotent, how can you say that the Lord is the king of ghosts?" the priest was angry.

It was more intolerable for him to have his faith defiled than to be defiled himself.

Su Xun ignored the priest, but looked at Leon: "Did you see it?"

"I really want to say I saw it, but in fact I didn't even see it." Leon shrugged.

It seems that only if he truly and unswervingly believes that a thing should be the way it should be, it will happen.

For example, he thought that bamboo dragonflies could make people fly, and then he really used bamboo dragonflies to fly.

Su Xun reached out to grab the cross.

"what!"

With the screams, the soul of a red-haired ghost king was pulled out by Su Xun.

"Ah! It's the devil! Merciful Lord, thank you..." The priest turned pale and prayed quickly.

Su Xun glared at him: "Compared to the Lord, don't you think you should thank me first?"

"O merciful Lord, thank you for sending such a hero to save your believers, amen."

Su Xun: "..."

"Fusang Ghost King!"

The three masters and apprentices in the thatched cottage felt as if they were facing a formidable enemy.

"You don't have to worry about it at all, the ghost king is a very cute creature, the stronger you are, the cuter he will be."

Su Xun pinched Fusang Ghost King's neck and said solemnly.

"Baga, Lu!" Fusang Ghost King was furious.

In the next second, a ball of fire ignited his cold heart, and by the way his body was also ignited.

"Ahhhh!"

Fusang Ghost King uttered a shrill scream, swinging back and forth in the flames.

"See, he can also dance folk dances."

Su Xun smiled slightly.

Everyone: "..."

The priest looked at the cross, Lord, why didn't you react to this real devil?

Fusang Ghost King was burnt to death in this way.

There is a kind of dance, which is called dancing and dancing.

"Really..."

The grassy dweller's heart was shaken, he didn't expect that Fusang Ghost King, who was difficult for him to fight, would be so vulnerable in the opponent's hands.

Xigui and Ma Shangfeng also stared wide-eyed, this man is so hanging!

"You've made me feel pressured, but luckily we're competing to catch ghosts, not fight." Leon looked at Su Xun seriously, chewing chocolate beans at the corner of his mouth.

"Sir, the devil is also a life. You shouldn't just kill him like this. The benevolent Lord can purify him."

The priest looked at Su Xun sadly, feeling sorry for the Fusang Ghost King who died in pain.

Su Xun looked at him as if he was looking at an idiot: "If I am guilty, Dao will punish me instead of sending an idiot like you to disgust me. If you dare to say one more word, I will send you to accompany him. "

"Devil, you are the real devil." The priest backed away in fright, and turned to look at the big cross street above: "Merciful and Almighty Lord, please quickly accept this cruel devil in human skin."

"Your Lord, it seems that he is afraid to come out."

Su Xun also looked at the cross, the corner of his mouth curled up playfully, and he felt a burst of divine power.

The cross itself is psychic, otherwise it would be impossible to actively seal Fusang Ghost King.

"Nonsense, the Lord is omnipotent and invincible."

The priest looked at Su Xun stubbornly and fanatically.

"is it?"

Su Xun laughed mockingly, and he saw God in the Western God Kingdom through the cross.

Then, he stretched out his hand and grabbed it lightly, piercing through time and space...

In the Western Kingdom of God, the god on the throne disappeared immediately, and a group of ministers in place were dumbfounded.

"Your lord is really vulnerable."

Su Xun threw God, who was bewildered and full of holy light, in front of the priest.

"This...what is this place?"

God was very confused, he was eating fruit and drinking wine, and then he was caught here suddenly.

"Pfft!"

The priest was so frightened that he sat down on the ground and shook his head constantly: "No...impossible, he is not the Lord, he is not God, he is not..."

My God can't be that weak!

He felt his faith crumbling.

In his belief, the omnipotent God was captured so lightly!

"Presumptuous, are you questioning me?"

God scolded, flew up from the ground, and floated in the air.

"Snapped!"

Su Xun slapped him from the air casually: "Can't tell the priority?"

"It's you! It's you! It's you who caught me!"

God got up from the ground in embarrassment, and looked at Su Xun in horror.

The grass dwellers and others have been stunned, and there were already Western missionaries in the Ming Dynasty, and they knew God.

That is the Jade Emperor of the West, but now Su Xun has caught him casually.

So how strong is Su Xun?

"This is God? Then we don't need to compare, you are slightly better than me." Leon said shamelessly.

He can only catch ghosts with plastic wrap.

The opponent can grab the wild god with his bare hands.

Is this better than a chicken?

"You are the God of the East? Do you want to go to war with us in the West?" God roared hysterically.

Su Xun looked at him with a smile: "I can crush your kingdom of God with one finger, do you believe it?"

"You...you..." God stopped pushing.

"Okay, let's go."

With a wave of his hand, Su Xun threw God back to the Western Kingdom of God, just like walking a dog.

Then he looked at the priest: "See, you worship him, why don't you take a photo of me, and say goodbye to the photo if you have nothing to do."

The priest's eyes were empty and he said nothing. He felt that life had lost its meaning.

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 1006 A Complete Crazy Critic

Walking out of the master's house, Su Xun looked up at the sky and smiled.

"Caolu Layman, I'll take you to meet someone."

Su Xun wanted to take him to see Uncle Jiu, and he thought that Uncle Jiu might be a descendant of the grass-roots layman.

Don't ask why the past life and the future life can appear in the same time and space, it can be in the happy ghost.

Comedy movies do not speak normal logic.

"Brother, the ghost in that building, you or I will catch it." Leon asked.

After seeing that the opponent could catch God, he had already surrendered.

"You catch, I watch you catch."

...............

heaven.

"Everyone has seen it. That man is so annoying. Tell me what to do. He won't go to heaven."

The Jade Emperor sat on the dragon chair and said.

"Even the old thing God is not his opponent. Where did this man come from? If he cleans up God, won't it cause diplomatic disputes?"

"Look at God's cowardice just now, does he dare?"

"I don't think we should go down to earth recently, it seems that he doesn't intend to provoke us."

"Yeah, yeah, let's play cards and mahjong in the sky, isn't it delicious?"

All the gods said to each other, one sentence, the other party is too strong, we hide and walk away.

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva suddenly said: "But the time for God of Cookery in the lower realm has come, and it's time to restore him to his position."

"Then let's procrastinate for a while, I think the God of Cookery is not in a hurry for a while."

"Yes, I think it's the same. It's not a problem to let him stay here for another ten or eight years."

"Brother Chef God has always been very revolutionary, I believe he will understand the organizational difficulties."

God of Cookery: I hate all of you mothers!

...............

Lin's pharmacy.

Uncle Jiu and Caolu stared at each other.

"Two masters."