Urban: I have a new identity every week

"Ah! No!"

Zhou Xingxing was so shocked that he couldn't control his body in the air. He kicked the fence of the school and got stuck, foaming at the mouth.

"Zhou Xingxing, are you okay?"

He Minqiao turned pale, and looked at Su Xun angrily: "What are you doing in a daze, hurry up and save someone."

Su Xun casually tore Zhou Xingxing off.

"I...I want to sue you for assaulting the police."

Zhou Xingxing said dizzily.

"Then you should sue the fence." Su Xun said with a smile, then looked at He Min, and cast a spell to help her awaken her past life memories.

He didn't pursue this self-abuse hobby again, ready-made, isn't she fragrant?

A wife is still a wife, with a different body, even a different face, which is even more exciting.

After He Min recovered her memory, she hugged Su Xun tightly with her backhand: "Brother Xun, husband."

"Pfft-"

On the ground, Zhou Xingxing vomited blood.

He thought that after defeating Police Officer Huang, Teacher He would be his, but he didn't expect it, he didn't expect it!

"Does that bet just now count?" Su Xun looked at He Min with a half-smile.

He Minqiao blushed: "It's up to you."

She was so glad that she never agreed to sleep with that surnamed Huang, otherwise she would lose her virginity, so how could she be worthy of Brother Xun.

"Should I call you He Min or Annie?" Su Xun grabbed her smooth chin and took a bite of her small mouth. It was really sweet, tender and moist.

He Min hesitated for a moment, and then said: "Just He Min, Annie was taken when I was studying abroad."

Her real name is not very pleasant, so she has been using the foreign name she chose after returning from studying abroad.

Now that I have a nice real name, of course I don't need to continue calling my foreign name.

"Can... can you take me to the hospital first?"

A weak voice sounded.

When the two looked down, they were both taken aback, only to see that Zhou Xingxing was vomiting blood and foaming.

Su Xun is sweating profusely, as expected of a comedy, this shit is too exaggerated, normal people would have died long ago.

"You don't need to waste medical resources, you will recover soon." Su Xun comforted her.

According to the law of comedy films, one second is half dead, and the next second can be bouncy.

Zhou Xingxing looked at him hopefully: "Really?"

"Really." Su Xun nodded affirmatively, and then took He Min away.

The onlookers stepped forward: "Zhou Xingxing, do you know who that was just now, who dared to rob Teacher He from him, that is the famous Master Su."

"That's right, Master Su is a fairy, so don't take a pee and look in the mirror."

"You look like this, maybe he cast a spell, so remember it long."

After Zhou Xingxing listened to it, he thought to himself, is catching ghosts so attractive to girls?Then he's still a Hammer Cop?

He's going to catch ghosts too!

Later, Zhou Xingxing resigned with all his heart, and the reason for his resignation was to catch ghosts, and was sent to a mental hospital for treatment as a mental illness.

Relying on his strong belief, Zhou Xingxing is really self-taught and learned to catch ghosts in a mental hospital.

Invented chocolate to fight ghosts, plastic wrap to catch ghosts, holding a pot of flowers to track ghosts.

From then on, he changed his name to Leon, hunted ghosts everywhere, and was known as an expert in ghost hunting.

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 993

"Auntie, brother-in-law is just a walking pile driver, don't you care?"

Since Ma Xiaoling went to Bai Rourou's villa last time and saw He Min, Ren Zhuzhu and the others, she finally had a more intuitive feeling for what her aunt said about Su Xun's love.

It's not just a playboy, it's just... I can't wait to catch all the beautiful women in one go.

He's a collector?

Ma Xiaoling reckoned that a normal man would definitely not survive three days in that villa.

Because, it will be squeezed dry.

"Whatever, I followed him later." Ma Dannuo rolled her eyes, and then said with a red face, "Besides, I can't stand it alone."

She was wearing a light pink cheongsam, outlining her figure to the fullest, and she was putting on the insoles.

Ma Xiaoling shuddered, she didn't expect her aunt to have the side of such a young girl.

Was it really the one who chased and killed the general?

Could this be the legend that the more pink you dress, the harder you beat someone?

"He is such an outstanding man, it is enough to have me in his heart, the best in the world should belong to him."

Ma Dannuo added confidently, of course, this sentence was against her will. She also wanted to own Su Xun by herself, but that was impossible.

Since you know it's impossible, it's better to accept it calmly and make yourself happier.

Ma Xiaoling said that her aunt was possessed by a demon, and she seriously doubted whether Su Xun had bewitched her.

"I can't understand." Ma Xiaoling curled her lips.

Su Xun came out of the kitchen with the washed grapes: "Ma Xiaoling, you white-eyed wolf, are you talking ill of me behind my back again?"

"How can there be?" Ma Xiaoling, who was lying on the sofa, rolled her eyes guiltily, her long legs were raised and swayed back and forth, and her two little feet were holding the pillow between them.

Looking at the pair of nimble little feet, Su Xun had a bold idea in his heart, and then choked it out instantly.

Ma Xiaoling glared at him, hummed twice, feeling a little proud of herself, these impeccably beautiful long legs were her proudest part.

Otherwise, why does she like to wear short skirts so much? Isn't it because she thinks her legs look good?

Only a woman who is not confident about her legs will try to cover up her shortcomings.

"I have something to do, let's go first."

Su Xun kissed Ma Danna's face.

"Yeah." Ma Danna nodded obediently, and didn't ask Su Xun what she was going to do.

Su Xun's figure disappeared immediately.

Ma Xiaoling moaned and said, "I must have gone to find Ren Tingting and the others. I'm really busy."

"According to your seniority, you should call her mother-in-law." Ma Dannuo rolled her eyes: "Besides, I don't think there is anything wrong, why are you more sensitive than me?"

"Is there? Is there? How is it possible! Why am I sensitive! I'm just thinking about you!"

Ma Xiaoling's pillow fell off, her voice raised, and her eyes flickered.

Look, she's in a hurry, she's in a hurry.

...............

Su Xun did not go back to the villa to accompany Ren Tingting and the others, but came to Uncle Jiu's house.

Today is the seventh day of the lunar new year, a great day for Zhong Kui to marry his sister, which means the movie is about to start.

Uncle Nine is going to help the male lead to send him to the underworld tonight, and Su Xun wants to hitch a ride.

Of course he can also go down to the underworld by himself, but he can't accurately locate Zhong Kui's sister's sedan chair.

When the duck was about to land on the bridal sedan chair, kick it away and put it on top, perfect.

Duck: Quack, although I am called a duck, I am a human being, but you are not a human being riding a horse!

Of course, picking up girls is just incidental, mainly to see the underworld of this world.

Take a look at different natural scenery.

"How did you come."

When Su Xun arrived at the Lin family pharmacy, Uncle Jiu was about to go out.

"Uncle Jiu, you have to go out." Su Xun asked.

Uncle Jiu nodded: "The Taoist temple has an order tonight, so I'll go over and arrange it in advance."

"Let's go together, Uncle Jiu, do you know that Master Yixiu is Zhong Kui?" Su Xun said.

Uncle Jiu frowned: "Really?"

"Really, his sister is getting married tonight, so he invited me to a wedding." Su Xun took out the invitation card.

Uncle Jiu looked at him suspiciously: "You won't cause trouble in the underworld, right?"

The place where this guy appeared has never been stable. Uncle Jiu's suspicion is well-founded.

"How is it possible, I am the most honest person, how could I cause trouble?" Su Xun shouted for injustice.

Uncle Jiu twitched the corner of his mouth and almost believed it.

...............

In the evening, Uncle Jiu's Taoist temple.

Around eight o'clock, a rich woman walked in with a handsome young man.

The young man is Li Shimin, the hero of "Zhong Kui Marries a Sister", a professional duck.

That's right, this must be the worst time Tang Huang Li Shimin was hacked (′?ω?`).

"Mr. Zhong Daoist has troubled you."

The rich woman looked at Uncle Jiu and said, but her eyes drifted to Su Xun from time to time, what a handsome man.

"Take people's money, it should be, but going to the underworld is a very important matter, there are many unpredictable accidents, are you sure you want to go down?" Uncle Jiu obliged to warn.

Li Shimin said: "Then I won't go."

"If you don't talk to my ghost husband, what will he do if he keeps pestering us?" said the rich woman.

Li Shimin waved his hand impatiently: "All right, all right, let's go, GKD."

Uncle Jiu began to direct Li Shimin to land.

Then the rich woman came to Su Xun's side and raised eyebrows: "Handsome guy, do you want to earn 10 overnight?"

"I like men." Su Xun's words were sure to kill, enough to reject all women.

The rich woman's complexion changed, and she left in disgust.

Soon, Uncle Jiu started to practice, and Li Shimin went down to the underworld with a swoosh, and Su Xun followed.

Hell.

Zhong Kui walked in the front, and a group of little ghosts carried Zhong Kui's sister's sedan chair, beating gongs and drums.

"Master Zhong, congratulations."

"Hahaha, we are happy together."

Zhong Kui was very happy, his younger sister was finally getting married today.

"what!"

At this moment, a scream came.

The ghosts looked up and saw a short-haired young man with naked upper body falling rapidly, and the place where he fell was the sedan chair of Zhong Kui's sister.

Then the next second, another figure appeared and kicked the short-haired youth away.

Then he landed on Zhong Kui's sister's sedan chair, hugged her just in time, and pressed her on the chair: "Where is this place, I'm so scared."

Everyone: "..."