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"You... How can you be so reasonable!" A big man of the Giant Spirit God was so wronged that he wanted to cry.

But what Tang Seng said was true.

"What an idiot! The Jade Emperor is an idiot! What's wrong, that old dog of the Jade Emperor is going to bite me!" Su Xun is so unscrupulous, anyway, what does the cursing Tang Seng have to do with Su Xun.

When the time comes, change your own vest, and when Tang Seng comes back, you can settle the score with him.

Tang Seng of Blue Star World sneezed three times in a row.

Avalokitesvara's head was full of black lines: "Tang Seng, shut up!"

Don't attract hatred to Lingshan anymore!

At this time, in Lingxiao Palace, the Jade Emperor and Mantian Immortals were watching the scene in the lower realm through the magic weapon.

Of course Su Xun allowed him to watch it, otherwise what's the point of cursing.

"There is no such reason, no such reason! No such reason!" The Jade Emperor was so angry that his beard was trembling, and the knuckles of his fingers holding the dragon chair were faintly white.

The other gods also had strange expressions, wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh out loud.

Taibai Jinxing was dumbfounded, this...is this still Tang Seng?

"Let me tell you, you stupid dog who only grows tall but doesn't have a brain, let that idiot of the Jade Emperor restrain himself, and if you dare to do such a stupid thing, the poor monk will help him spread the word across the four continents, so that no one in his life worship!"

"You can go back and bring the complete words to the Jade Emperor. If he refuses to accept it, he can go to Lingshan. The poor monk's backing is the Buddhas of Lingshan. In front of the Buddhas of Lingshan, he, the Jade Emperor, is like a dog!"

Su Xun ignored Avalokitesvara directly, pointed at the giant spirit god and yelled at him, turned into the god of war in Zaan, breathed out a fragrance, and crazily aroused hatred for Buddhism.

"shut up!"

Avalokitesvara casts a spell to imprison Tang Monk from speaking.

Su Xun pretended to be silenced by the spell.

Guanyin breathed a sigh of relief, looked at the giant spirit god and said, "Please trouble the giant spirit god to tell the Jade Emperor that the rain just now was a bit weird, and it has nothing to do with Monkey King."

In Lingxiao Palace, the Jade Emperor snorted coldly, only he knew how much he believed this.

"Yes, Bodhisattva." The Giant Spirit God was almost struck by the scolding, took a look at Tang Seng, and left.

After the giant spirit left, Avalokitesvara undid the spell on Tang Monk, and said coldly, "Tang Sanzang, do you still look like a Buddhist disciple?"

"What the Bodhisattva said is, of course I don't look like a Buddhist disciple. After all, a poor monk can't throw people into a well for three years, and he can't swallow a country in one bite, and he can't occupy the Tongtian River and pretend to be a water god to feed on children. "Su Xun said solemnly.

As soon as he opened his mouth, he was an old hermaphrodite.

"You are getting more and more wanton!" Avalokitesvara's eyes were cold, this time Tang Seng offended the Heavenly Court, the most important thing for the Jade Emperor is face.

The Jade Emperor must have hated Shangling Mountain.

Tang Seng smiled brightly: "That's because the poor monk has the confidence to be presumptuous. Who told you to choose the poor monk to learn scriptures? You can only blame you for being blind."

This unscrupulous feeling is really cool.

That is, if Tang Seng comes back in the future, he will probably suffer a bit, Amitabha??????

"Tang Sanzang..."

"Shut up for me, and say one more word, believe it or not, the poor monk commits suicide in minutes?" Su Xun interrupted him directly.

Guanyin was completely disgusted.

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 872

Guanyin couldn't understand why Tang Seng was so unscrupulous, didn't he think about the road after the end of learning the scriptures?

Now that he has offended so many people, who can tolerate him after the study is over?

Avalokitesvara couldn't help but wanted to take out the golden hoop for Tang Sanzang to wear.

If he is disobedient, he will recite the magic spell.

After passing Fengxian County, I walked for another three or five days. I saw the shadows of the city in the distance, and when I was guessing where it was, an old man suddenly walked out of the road.

Monkey King hurried forward to inquire.

The old man replied: "This is Yuhua County, the lower county of Tianzhu Kingdom. The owner of the city is a royal family member who was named King Yuhua. This king is wise and respects monks and Taoists. If you go, you will be regarded as the king of Yuhua." Honorable guest."

Hearing the word Yuhua County, Su Xun knew that this was the territory of Huang Shijing.

This yellow lion is the purest monster in Journey to the West. Not only does he not eat people, but he also plows the fields and raises livestock. Even the little monsters under his command go to the city to buy meat and give him back money.

This monster has never harmed anyone, and he has no desire to fight, and just lives his own life with all his heart.

In the original book, when the master and apprentice entered the city, the appearance of Zhu Bajie, Monkey King and others attracted many onlookers.

King Yuhua has three sons who love to practice martial arts. They thought it was a goblin, so they wanted to get rid of the goblin.

Later, after explaining, he was amazed at the abilities of the three Sun Wukongs, so he wanted to learn from his teacher, and planned to make exactly the same weapons as the three of them.

The three of Monkey King put their weapons in the blacksmith's shop, but the weapons shone brightly at night and were seen by the yellow lion spirit in the cave.

Huang Shijing followed the light to look for it, saw that the three treasures were left unattended outside, and stole them away.

Later, a banquet was held to invite friends to appreciate the treasure, and they got involved with Monkey King and the others, and finally led to the mount of the ancestor of Huang Shijing, Jiuling Yuansheng, and Taiyi rescued Ku Tianzun.

Su Xun didn't want to kill the Yellow Lion King, nor did he want to subdue him, so he naturally wanted to change all this, so he said to Monkey King and Zhu Bajie, "Cover up your appearance, or change it a bit, so as not to scare people when you enter the city."

"Yes, Master."The two gladly obeyed.

In this way, the scripture learning group entered the city without causing any disturbance, successfully exchanged customs clearance documents with the prince, and then set out on the road again.

Guanyin was a little speechless. He had already bypassed the difficulty of destroying France before, and now he has bypassed the two difficulties of Huang Shijing and Jiuling Yuansheng.

But he didn't bother to care about it anymore, and now he just wanted to watch Tang Seng take the scriptures back to Datang smoothly.

There is no way, after being hit again and again, I can only lower my expectations and goals again and again.

After leaving Yuhua County, after walking for another three or five days, I saw another city.

There are poles and no flags in the city, and there is no name at the gate of the city. For a while, I don't know where it is.

After entering the city, when I reached the Guandong Chamber, I saw the noise of tea houses and wine shops on both sides, and the rice market and oil houses were lively.

After walking a few more streets, I suddenly came across a mountain gate and wrote three words to Ciyun Temple.

So he decided to stay here for one night, because seeing the word Ciyun Temple, Su Xun knew that this was Jinping Mansion.

In Jinping Mansion, there is a rhinoceros essence who pretends to be a god and steals sesame oil, but it can be subdued.

After the group entered the temple, they saw a monk walking down the corridor. The monk looked at Su Xun and bowed: "Amitabha, I don't know where the teacher is?"

"The disciple came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty and went to Lingshan to obtain the scriptures." Su Xun returned a salute.

Guanyin sneered secretly, asking for the scriptures?

I think you seem to be traveling in mountains and rivers.

Hearing this, the monk hastily bowed down and said, "Amitabha, it turned out to be a holy monk from the Middle Earth."

During the conversation, several monks came down again, and when they learned that Su Xun and others were from Tang Dynasty, they all showed admiration and enthusiasm.

And stated that today is the Lantern Festival, and invited them to go on the road after the festival.

Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie agreed again and again.

Su Xun was about to subdue the rhinoceros, so he agreed.

In the evening, a group of monks from Ciyun Temple invited Su Xun and the others to watch the lanterns together, and they all went happily.

Walking to the Golden Lantern Bridge, Su Xun and the other monks came to see three golden lanterns.

The lamp was as big as a vat, and it illuminated the exquisitely carved two-story pavilion. Its light shined on the moon, and its oil was fragrant.Zhu Bajie asked the monks curiously, "What kind of oil is this lamp? Why is it so fragrant?"

The monks said: "The holy monks don't know something. There is a county behind Jinping's mansion called Mintian County. Every year, there are 240 large lamp oil households. Each family needs to spend more than 200 taels of silver. This is not The common oil is crispy sesame oil. Three lamps, each with [-] catties, [-] catties in total for the three pots, plus other miscellaneous uses, will cost more than [-] taels in total, and only light it for three nights .”

"Lamp oil for 5 taels of silver is only lit for three nights, which is too extravagant and wasteful." Zhu Bajie said with a click of his tongue.

The monk frowned displeased when he heard the words: "This is an offering to the Buddha, why waste it? Every night the Buddha comes to enjoy the sesame oil."

"This Buddha is also greedy." Zhu Bajie groaned, 5 taels of silver is a lot of money.

The monk's face turned cold: "It's really unreasonable. Since you are a disciple of Buddhism, how can you belittle the Buddha."

"Bajie, don't talk nonsense." Su Xun scolded, but thought in his heart that there is a Laoshizi Buddha, just a rhinoceros spirit who secretly drank sesame oil.

Just as he was speaking, he could only hear the whistling wind in mid-air, which frightened all the people looking at the lamp to scatter.The monks couldn't stand still and said, "Holy Monk, go back, the wind is coming. It's the Buddha watching the lamp."

"Where is the Buddha, it's nothing more than a gust of wind." Su Xun smiled lightly, and directly took the rhinoceros essence into the small world.

Then the wind stopped.

"This... is this really just a gust of wind?"

"In that case, let's continue watching the lanterns."

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva was puzzled, he clearly saw the rhinoceros coming, why did he disappear in a blink of an eye?

It's so weird.

His little mind was filled with great doubts.

At night, after returning to Ciyun Temple to rest, Su Xun entered the small world.

At a glance, I saw the rhinoceros sitting on the wasteland with a look of lovelessness.

"What the hell is this place!"

The rhinoceros spirit was exhausted, he just went to take a sip of sesame oil, but he came here suddenly, and he didn't go out after walking for a long time.

"This is my world."

Su Xun showed his holiness, his monstrous aura and cultivation were undisguised, like the scorching sun in the sky, which made people dare not look directly at him.

"Senior, I don't know why senior took me here." The rhinoceros quickly got up and knelt down, his heart was trembling, such a vicious monster, maybe he was short of rations and wanted to eat himself.

Su Xun said: "I have tens of thousands of little monsters under my command, but I lack a leader, what do you think?"

In his small world, there are still tens of thousands of little demons captured from Shituoling who are reforming through labor.

"The little ones are willing, the little ones are willing." The rhinoceros spirit was ecstatic, he didn't expect that he would get a future instead of being caught as rations.

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 873

On the second day, Su Xun and others set off again.

After leaving Jinping Mansion, it was closer to Lingshan. The journey was peaceful, without encountering robbers or monsters. After walking for a few days, I suddenly saw a Buddhist temple.

The name of the temple is "Bujin Temple".

Su Xun immediately knew that this was the country of Shewei, and he became a little excited.

There is a princess in this Golden Temple, who is the princess of Tianzhu Kingdom. When she was watching flowers under the moon, she was photographed here by a monster, and then the monster turned into a princess to replace her identity.

The monster is the Jade Rabbit who made medicine for Chang'e.

On Earth, Su Xun also knew Chang'e's jade rabbit, Moon Spirit, so he had a strange feeling.

This rabbit was in Tianzhu Kingdom just to wait for Tang Seng. She was greedy for Tang Seng's body, and wanted to use Tang Seng's Yuanyang to break through the realm of Taiyi Golden Immortal.

Su Xun was going to take this rabbit back to Yueling as a companion, and let the two discuss their experience in making medicine.

Well, the key is to be able to see what Chang'e looks like in this world.

Su Xun is a serious person, he swears that he just looks around and will never do other colorful things.

The scripture learning group rested overnight in Jinchan Temple and met the captured princess.

Then he took the princess on the road the next day, and wanted to send her back to Tianzhu.

The princess was very moved. She looked at Su Xun as if she could not repay her a great favor and wanted to promise her with her body.

Su Xun declined on the pretext of being a monk. After all, the princess is beautiful, but that's it. Isn't Sister Chang'e fragrant?

It has been exactly 500 years since the founding of the Tianzhu Kingdom, and it is a Middle-Earth country that can be learned from anywhere.