Urban: I have a new identity every week

"Master is awesome, pass the cigarette to the boss." Zhu Bajie took out a Huazi and handed it with both hands.

Su Xun took it and put it in his mouth, and Monkey King quickly took out a handjob machine, blocking the wind with one hand to help ignite it.

As for why not use magic to ignite it?

Of course it is because there is no soul in smoking a cigarette that is not lit with a lighter.

"Okay, just wait here. We are disciples for the first half of the road, and the Buddhas of Lingshan Mountain are grandsons for the second half." Su Xun sat on a rock, crossed his legs, and breathed out a smoke ring leisurely.

On the other side, Guanyin Bodhisattva returned to Lingshan as quickly as possible.

"Guanyin, didn't you send you to secretly protect the westbound team? Why did you come back, but something happened?"

Seeing Guanyin Bodhisattva, Tathagata looked solemn.

The others also looked at Guanyin.

Avalokitesvara held back her anger and said, "To the Buddha, that monk Tang is so arrogant..."

She said things again.

The Vajra Bodhisattvas all showed anger.

Arhat Jiedi and others did not change their faces.

"This Tang Monk is presumptuous! We must never agree to such absurd request! Buddha, he should be punished." said Qingjiejingangang.

Jianglong Arhat said: "No, the westward journey is coming to an end, so we can't make extra troubles at this time."

The voice fell, and then looked at the Tathagata Buddha and said: "Buddha, the poor monk is willing to go down to earth to open the way for the Tang monk."

"Buddha, we are also willing to go."

Arhat Jiedi Thousands of people shouted in unison.

They seemed very eager, because whoever descended to the earth would be able to eat hot pot with Tang Seng, drink and play disco, and watch those small island movies.

So of course it was rushed.

But the Buddha didn't know what they were thinking.

The Buddha just thought that they all made voluntary sacrifices for Lingshan, and he was deeply moved.

There are so many loyal people in Lingshan, why not worry about Buddhism≧?≦!

Seeing many Arhats Jiedi volunteering, the Qing Misfortune Vajra who just proposed to punish Tang Sanzang showed shame: "Amitabha, a little intolerance can lead to a big conspiracy. I was rude, and I would like to go down to earth."

"Impossible!" Fuhu Arhat blurted out, and said solemnly: "The Green Calamity Vajra is one of the eight great Vajras of my Buddhism. How can it open the way for a mortal? For Buddhism!"

"All for Lingshan! All for Buddhism!"

Many arhats and Jiedi shouted in unison.

In fact, they want to shout: Everything is for Naozi!

Guanyin Bodhisattva is also a little ashamed, they are not afraid of humiliation, they rush to open the way for Tang Seng for the sake of Buddhism, what is the little anger they just received?

Seeing the unity of the Arhats and Jiedi, the Tathagata Buddha was also full of enthusiasm, and said: "Okay! The great cause of our journey to the west is related to the rise and fall of my Buddhism, so let's bear with it for a while, let the eighteen Arhats go down."

Eighteen arhats are all beaming.

The others all showed regretful expressions.

Seeing this, Tathagata Buddha looked kindly and kindly, and said with a smile: "You don't need to be like this, there are still many places where you can serve Buddhism in the future."

"Yes, Buddha."

In this way, Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva went down to earth with the eighteen arhats.

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 869

When Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva came back and saw Tang Seng talking and laughing happily with Zhu Bajie and the others as if nothing had happened.

He almost vomited blood again.

Before, he looked weak and about to die.

Now they are talking and laughing happily again.

Don't you take me too seriously?

"The Bodhisattva is back." Su Xun showed a bright and pure smile to Guanyin Bodhisattva.

Guanyin Bodhisattva said with a cold face, "Tang Sanzang, aren't you incapable?"

"Amitabha, I wonder if the Bodhisattva has ever heard two lines of poetry?" Su Xun asked, and before Guanyin could answer, he smiled and said, "As the saying goes, when you are dying, you sit up in shock and talk and laugh happily for another year."

"Smart teeth!" Guanyin Bodhisattva snorted coldly, and then said: "My Buddha is merciful. The Buddha has pity on your flesh and mortal body. The road to the west is bumpy. Let you take a cloud car and send eighteen arhats to open the way to benefit the people."

"Amitabha, you are so good." Su Xun clasped his hands together, looking dignified and sacred.

Buddhism is Buddhism, and I don’t miss any opportunity. Obviously I have no choice but to promise to open the way for me, but I said it is to build roads for the benefit of the people. I probably want to take this opportunity to spread a wave of Buddhist benevolence.

Soon, the white dragon horse got on the cloud cart, Su Xun sat in it, and the eighteen arhats opened the way in front.

Guanyin Bodhisattva is still observing secretly.

In the dark, Wufang Jiedi and the others exchanged glances, and if it wasn't for Taboo Bodhisattva, they would almost burst out laughing.

This used to be what they did.

Su Xun was sitting in the carriage, his soul was out of his body, and he went to see the Bull Demon King, the Black Bear Spirit, the forces he gathered, to inspect the combat troops under his command.

After all, this Lingshan is also near, and the vigorous rebellion is about to start.

In Journey to the West, the one with the highest cultivation level is Sanqing, and Tathagata is a younger brother in his eyes.

So Su Xun's strongest enemy is Sanqing.

Originally, it was a one-to-three fight, but now with Zhen Yuanzi, a helper not weaker than Sanqing, Su Xun's high-end combat power was sure to overwhelm Sanqing.

Because from the strength of Zhen Yuanzi, it can be seen that the laws of heaven in this world are different. Even a saint is weaker than a saint like Su Xun.

Moreover, his task is to revive the monster clan, and it doesn't mean that Buddhism and Taoism must be exterminated, but just to win the status and living environment for the monster clan.

For the four continents, occupy Luzhou in Beiju and establish the Heavenly Court of the demon clan, and lead the demon clan in the world.

In this way, Sanqing wouldn't risk his death to fight him and Zhen Yuanzi.

As long as you show your strength, you can get Buddhism and Taoism to recognize the status of the monster race.

Saints are like nuclear weapons.

Countries with nuclear weapons may have small frictions, but it is absolutely impossible for a country to destroy the country.

Because once a nuclear weapon is detonated, both parties will pay a heavy price.

Su Xun sat in the carriage, ate grapes and other fruits, and drove westward leisurely.

Three days later, the team came to a high mountain.

Eighteen arhats dug the way with magic weapons as usual.

The white dragon horse walked behind with the carriage, and Monkey King, Zhu Bajie, and Sha Wujing accompanied him.

"Wujing, sitting in the car is boring, find a book and show it to me."

Su Xun lifted the curtain, held a glowing red apple in one hand, looked at Sha Wujing and said.

Sha Wujing replied: "Okay, Master."

"What is this place?" Su Xun asked again.

"Wait until I ask the land to ask." Sun Wukong said, and came back after a while: "Master, this place is called Yinwu Mountain."

Su Xun nodded and became thoughtful.

There is a leopard spirit in this place, who claims to be the king of Nanshan, a wild goblin with no backing, who received a box lunch without taking any role in the original work, and was beaten to death by Zhu Bajie with a nail.

Guanyin Bodhisattva gritted his teeth while watching in the dark. This is not the same as going through hardships to learn scriptures from the west, it is clearly the son of a rich family traveling for an outing.

No, it's more than a rich boy's outing.

At least the son of a rich family didn't have someone to open the way in front of him when he was traveling.

Guanyin Bodhisattva was angry and sad, how did their Lingshan fall into such a wronged situation?

Seeing the Eighteen Arhats digging the road with smiles on their faces, Guanyin Bodhisattva was heartbroken. They must be pretending to be relaxed and forced to smile.

As everyone knows, the Eighteen Arhats are very happy, and they can eat meat every night, isn't it delicious?

On the hillside not far away, a little demon patrolling the mountain ran away quickly.

The little demon ran back to the cave, looked at the king and said, "My lord, I met a group of monks, and one of them is the one with the ugly face you mentioned."

"Sun Wukong!" The Nanshan King's eyes lit up in an instant: "It's Tang Monk and his disciples who have arrived, little ones, bring my weapons, and follow me to catch Tang Monk and drink, eat him, and live forever together!"

"Long live the king! Long live the king!"

A group of little demons shouted and yelled in unison, and followed the demon king with strange weapons.

"Tang Sanzang, take..."

The King of Nanshan rushed out with a group of little demons excitedly, and saw the Eighteen Arhats staring at him at a glance, as if his throat was pinched, and he couldn't say anything later.

This feeling is like preparing to go whoring, when I opened the door and saw a group of policemen standing inside.

The chicken that had just hardened instantly softened.

And it may be frightened for life.

Secretly, Guanyin Bodhisattva cried out that it was not good, and forgot to change the appearance of the eighteen arhats. If they kept their original appearance, would there be any monsters who would dare to catch Tang Seng along the way?

"Amitabha, this monster benefactor suddenly blocked the way for some reason, do you need help with something?"

Su Xun lifted the curtain and looked at Nanshan King with a slight smile, looking gentle and elegant, like a spring breeze.

"It's...it's okay, Amitabha." Nanshan King stammered, his hair was wet with cold sweat, "I...I admire Buddhism, and I heard that eminent monks from the Eastern Tang Dynasty passed by here, so...with special attributes. Come down...to perform the dance, yes, to perform the dance."

"A local characteristic folk dance is dedicated to Tang Sanzang, an eminent monk of the Tang Dynasty. Please... invite the elders to appreciate it."

After finishing speaking, he took his weapon and twisted his body in a random and clumsy manner, working very hard.

The little demons behind him saw this, although they didn't understand why, they followed suit one after another.

Then a group of goblins staged a wild dance of demons in front of them with strange weapons.

"Okay! As expected, we are getting closer and closer to Lingshan, and even the goblins have become good at singing and dancing."

Su Xun's eyes were playful, he shouted hello, and then said: "Wukong, watch it quickly."

"Yes, Master." Sun Wukong took out a peach and threw it over: "Go on."

"Many...thanks to the elder for the reward, I wish the elder a smooth journey, I...I will go first."

After the Nanshan King finished speaking, he turned around and ran away.

"Your Majesty, wait for us, Your Majesty!"

A group of little demons were chasing after him and shouting.

Only then did Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva appear, turning the Eighteen Arhats into mortals.

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 870

After Nanshan King ran back to the cave.

Immediately ordered to release all the mortals caught in the cave, and prepared to pack up and run away.

Make up your mind, from now on, Langyao will not change her money if she turns back, and become a self-sufficient good demon.

Damn, Eighteen Arhats!

Could he be afraid?

The shadows in his heart frightened him.