Urban: I have a new identity every week

"Master, the second senior brother was captured by a monster!"

Sha Wujing rushed into the tent in a panic.

"Hold!"

Su Xun, who had just fallen asleep, was woken up, his eyes were red, and he got up very angry.

Sha Wujing was taken aback, and added: "Master, I saw the second senior brother was hung up, he must have been caught by a monster."

"Do you know what monster it is?" Su Xun asked.

Being able to capture Zhu Bajie must have some strength, so what kind of plot is this?

Sha Wujing shook his head in embarrassment: "I don't know."

"Where is the fourth meritorious service, what is this place?" Su Xun could only identify the monster based on the place name.

"Elder Hui, the name of this place is Pansi Ridge."

When Su Xun heard it, he knew instantly that he had met the seven fairies in Pansi Cave.

Zhu Bajie was arrested mostly because he was obsessed with sex and let down his vigilance.

After all, the silk spit out by those seven female spiders is not ordinary.

Su Xun, who got up very angry, was very angry.

Spider spirit, right? Can spin silk, right?

Then I will arrest you, and I will be responsible for spinning silk in the future, so that I can use it to refine robes.

"You are waiting here, as a teacher, come as you go."

After Su Xun finished speaking, he disappeared into the tent.

Wire hole.

Seven female fairies are waiting for Tang Seng to come to the door.

"Sister, Tang Seng didn't even know that Zhu Bajie was arrested, how could he come?"

"Yes, I heard that there is a powerful monkey grandson beside him, what if it is that monkey?"

"If it's the monkey who came, it's just right. We will divide into two teams, one team will be responsible for restraining the monkey, and the other team will be responsible for secretly capturing the Tang monk."

"Eldest sister is wise, what a clever plan."

The seven fairies were discussing a so-called clever plan at the entrance of Pansi Cave, and they were watching Zhu Bajie by the way.

They seem to be fishing now, Zhu Bajie is the bait, of course they have to keep an eye on the fishing rod, what if the fish bites the bait while they are not paying attention.

Suddenly, Zhu Bajie, whose mouth was gagged by his stinky socks on the tree, struggled violently.

"Sister, look quickly, a monk is here!"

A goblin in a blue dress exclaimed.

The other six demons all looked together.

I saw a monk with a nine-ringed tin staff and a red cassock walking slowly.

The wind blew across the earth, rolled up the corner of the cassock, and made a cold sound, like a heavenly being.

The seven fairies were dumbfounded.

Such a handsome monk.

How could such a handsome monk have the heart to eat him?

No, if he likes it, it's okay for them to eat it, but it's just that what they eat is not what they eat.

"Sinister! Arresting my apprentice and disturbing my sane dreams is an unforgivable crime, and I will be arrested soon!"

Su Xun threw his nine-ring tin stick on the ground, and glanced coldly at the seven female fairies opposite.

A woman, just a pink skull.

No matter how beautiful he is, he will not be tempted.

After all, he's not a spider!

"Catch him, be a gentleman!"

The seven female fairies said in unison, then got up at the same time, and spit spider silk at Tang Seng.

"The little tricks of carving insects, you dare to make an axe!"

Su Xun snorted coldly, and shook the nine-ring tin stick.

"Thorn-"

The seven spider threads broke directly.

"what!"

Qi Sheng screamed, and the female goblin fell to the ground, clutching her navel and looking at Su Xun in horror.

"The poor monk can see that you are not human at a glance, so hurry up and show your original shape! Dawei Tianlong!"

Su Xun stepped into the air, holding a nine-ring tin rod in one hand, and clapping with the other.

"Yan—"

A dragon chant resounded through the sky, and a phantom of a golden dragon swept across the ground.

The smoke and dust dissipated, and the seven women in place were gone, replaced by seven spiders.

The seven spiders are all different colors, each about the size of a fist, and they look cute.

The seven spiders were still ready to run away.

Su Xun Xiupao collected it into the small world.

Since you know how to spin silk so well, I will be responsible for spinning silk to make clothes for me in the future.

Su Xun pointed out that Zhu Bajie, who was tied up and hung up, fell to the ground.

"Master, my old pig misses you to death."

For the rest of his life, Zhu Bajie rushed towards Su Xun.

"Bang!"

Su Xun kicked him away.

"You go back first, there is still a goblin here, I will meet him as a teacher."

After the words fell, Su Xun walked away.

Another goblin is the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord.

The senior brother of the seven spider spirits.

After taking off his clothes, his eyes are all over his body. In Journey to the West, Sun Wukong suffered a lot.

Su Xun revealed the truth and went to subdue him.

This wild goblin is awesome for fighting in groups, don't care about the tens of thousands of heavenly soldiers, as long as they take off their clothes, they will be blinded.

After Su Xun found the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord, he let go of his domineering spirit, rewarded him with some sweetness, and subdued him directly.

Unchanged process, it's that simple.

Because he has absolute strength.

Nowadays, which wild monster race doesn't want to find a backer to buy insurance for themselves?

Otherwise, one day they might be subdued and expelled from demons. The demon clan is full of enemies.

After regaining the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord, Su Xun returned to the tent and found that the lunch had already melted.

It is the fate of Monkey King going out.

To be precise, he turned over to a city and spent some money to buy a lunch.

After lunch, the sun in the sky still showed no sign of weakening.

Su Xun entered the small world.

A site was designated for the seven female spiders, and they were asked to rebuild the coiled silk hole by themselves.

It is stipulated for them how much spider silk must be handed in every month.

Now they live on his site, so there's nothing wrong with paying the rent on time, right?

The seven fairies naively wanted to be rewarded with meat, but Su Xun mercilessly rejected them.

Just kidding, want to not pay rent?

None of the doors!

He finally fulfilled his desire to be a charterer.

The small world has long been divided into the underworld and the yang world by him, and the yang world is still in a state of ocean.

Even terrestrial life has not yet been born, so spider spirits are also arranged in the underworld.

Because he doesn't want to interfere with the evolution and development of Yangjian, and wants to see what the world can evolve into if it evolves freely.

He deliberately turned into a Tang monk to see Maitreya Buddha.

When Maitreya Buddha was found, this guy had already lost a lot of weight and was having sex with bricks.

"Hey, who do I think it is? Isn't this the Buddha from the East? Tsk tsk tsk, it's so thin that the poor monk almost didn't recognize it."

Su Xun took a piece of watermelon, and walked over in a mean way accompanied by two ghost generals.

"Tang Monk!"

Seeing Tang Seng, Maitreya Buddha burst into tears.

"Let me out! Please let me out! I promise not to trouble you in the future, I promise I will be very obedient, I beg you."

Maitreya Buddha knelt down on the ground with a plop.

From his rapid weight loss, we can see his quality of life during this period.

Here, day and night cannot be distinguished.

But Buddha Maitreya never slept enough, never had enough food, only the work he did was never short.

He is too bitter, he is too difficult.

"Stupid boy, what nonsense are you talking about? Work hard. The poor monk is optimistic about you. Maybe this month's labor model is you."

Su Xun patted him on the shoulder amiably, turned around and left without mercy.

"no no!!!"

Behind him, Maitreya Buddha's shrill voice was moving.

"Snapped!"

The sound of the whip hitting the body sounded.

"I want to kneel and be lazy! Get up and work!"

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 861

Farewell to Pansi Ridge, the four masters and apprentices rested when the sun was scorching, and went on their way in the afternoon when the sun was gone.

On this day, a mountain towering into the sky was seen in the distance.

"What a high mountain, the road is rough and dangerous." At the foot of the mountain, Zhu Bajie pretended to be a man of culture.

Sun Wukong said with a smile: "As long as there is a road, no matter how high the mountain is, you can walk up it with one pair of feet."

"Wukong is right!" Su Xun laughed, and took the lead on the horse, stepping onto the mountain road.

After turning over this mountain, at a glance, there are endless mountains.