Urban: I have a new identity every week

Q: How does it feel to be punched to the flesh?

Maitreya Buddha: laxatives, people are traveling to the west, just came down to the mortal world, and have been beaten, this feeling is understandable, I will continue to be beaten, so I hide first.

"Stop hitting! Stop hitting!"

"Tang Monk! Jin Chanzi! Stop!"

Maitreya Buddha felt so painful, even if the fat was thicker than the nail armor, it couldn't stop the momentum of the fist.

In fact, it was more shock and fear in my heart.

Because, even if Jin Chanzi recovered his memory and strength, he still couldn't be that strong.

And the unexpected things on the way to the west are also obvious, and they are all done by Tang Seng.

Sun Wukong: Woohoo, I finally don't take the blame.

Su Xun is a very measured person, so he just beat Maitreya Buddha up a circle and then stopped.

"I will report this matter to the Buddha!"

Maitreya stood up dragging his fat.

Su Xun smiled: "Do you think you have this chance? Originally, Lord Buddha, I didn't want to do anything to you, so why do you have to force me to be a bitch?"

"Yes, people are forced out!" Zhu Bajie said in a low voice, seeing Maitreya Buddha being beaten into a younger brother, he felt very refreshed.

The corners of Su Xun's mouth twitched, people are indeed forced out, but there is no need to say it out.

Maitreya Buddha, who was always smiling at all times, could no longer smile: "Although I don't know what method you used to suppress me, but I want to go..."

"Bang!"

Su Xun grabbed his neck and said wrongly, this guy is so fat that he has no neck.

He grabbed his fat and slammed him against the wall, looked at him disdainfully, and showed a ferocious smile: "You can't leave even if you want to."

Wearing a red cassock with a cold sound, his face was full of unruliness, and Maitreya Buddha was like a chicken in his hands.

"Jin Chanzi! You...you are possessed!"

Maitreya stuttered, because he felt the murderous intent in Su Xun's eyes.

"I want to become a demon, but the demon dare not accept it."

Su Xunfeng said calmly.

The three of Monkey King and one horse watched with enthusiasm.

To torture Maitreya Buddha with one hand, do they still need to learn from scriptures to become Buddhas?

A picture appeared in the mind of the three of them:

They walked to the West Heaven Lingshan, Su Xun grabbed Tathagata by the neck and threw him down like a dead dog, then sat on his lotus platform and proclaimed himself Buddha.

Afterwards, four of their disciples were also conferred Buddhahood.

Come to think of it, they were all excited.

"Jin Chanzi, don't act recklessly, if I die, the Buddha must have sensed it, and you will die!"

Jin Chanzi panicked.

This feeling is like, you saw a dog and planned to kick him casually.

Then the dog suddenly turns into a wolf and can bite your neck off at any moment.

"I'm fat all over, let me send you to move bricks, and lose weight by the way, after all, being too fat is not good for your health, high blood pressure, high blood fat, high blood sugar, it's harmful to Buddha."

After Su Xun's words fell, Maitreya Buddha was confiscated and stuffed into the small world before he could react.

…………

in a small world.

"Buddha from the east!"

Seeing an old acquaintance again, Qingniu and Land were quite happy.

One of the four great joys in life: meeting old friends in a foreign land.

"Quick! Help me up quickly."

Maitreya Buddha was full of fat and had no mana, so he fell to the ground and it was difficult to get up by himself.

Qingniu took pleasure in helping the Buddha, ran up, bowed his head, and put a corner on Maitreya Buddha's ass.

"Oooooooo-"

Maitreya Buddha let out a scream, and his body of several hundred catties jumped up like a spring.

It's a medical miracle.

"Qingniu! Why are you here!"

Maitreya covered his buttocks and stared at Qingniu with wide eyes. The Taishang Laojun was looking for him everywhere, but he was caught by Tang Seng.

"Buddha, why did you come here? How can Tang Seng be the opponent of Buddha?"

Qingniu and Land looked at Maitreya Buddha eagerly. After all, in their opinion, with Maitreya Buddha's strength, Tang Seng wouldn't be able to catch him too.

What's more, Tang Seng is also a disciple of Buddhism.

It's okay to catch Taoists like them, but it's impossible to fight with their own family members too.

Maitreya Buddha instantly figured out the thought in the heart of this bully man, rolled his eyes, laughed casually and said, "I asked to come in on my own initiative."

Just kidding, admitting that he was arrested by Tang Seng, did he not want to lose face when he came to the Buddha?

"Snapped!"

Before he could finish his act, a whip flew over and lashed at him.

"what!"

Without mana, Maitreya screamed.

"Fatty man, what are you dawdling about? Hurry up and move bricks with me!"

A ghost general scolded sharply with a whip.

Qingniu and Land looked at Maitreya Buddha with wide eyes. Is this what you said they came in voluntarily?

Maitreya was embarrassed, the fat on his face twitched: "I moved bricks voluntarily."

Qingniu: "..."

land:"…………"

When we are fools?

"Snapped!"

"Hurry up, I'll cut you off for delaying the construction period!"

"Ah! Stop hitting me, I am Buddha!"

"Here, you are a hammer and you can still drive nails, but you are a Buddha and you can only move bricks!"

"Snapped!"

"what!"

Seeing Maitreya Buddha being whipped and walking away with the fat, the green cow and the land looked at each other in blank dismay.

"What exactly is going on?"

At first, the two of them also analyzed that this might be a Buddhist conspiracy against their Taoism.

But now it seems that this has nothing to do with Buddhism, it is completely an indiscriminate attack by Tang Seng.

Otherwise, the dignified Buddhas are all so miserable?

What shocked them even more was Tang Seng's strength.

What kind of practice is it to be able to capture a Buddha in the Western Paradise as a coolie?

Although the Donglai Buddha is not as good as the Tathagata Buddha, as a Buddha, his strength is definitely not weak.

"hiss--"

One cow and one person gasped.

A negligible contribution to global warming in a small world. -

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Journey to the World.

After destroying the little Leiyin Temple, the four masters and apprentices were on their way again.

"Master, if you catch Donglai Buddha, nothing will happen." Zhu Bajie was very disturbed, but Qingniu said that even though it was Laojun's mount, it was just a beast.

But the Buddha from the east is different, that horse is the Buddha of Lingshan, if he doesn't show up for a long time, Lingshan will definitely go to war and investigate to the end.

Su Xun was riding on the horse, and frowned when he heard the words: "Bajie, what are you talking nonsense? You are a mere ordinary person, when did you catch the Buddha from the East? Don't talk nonsense, you plague pig. It is disrespectful to the Buddha, Amitabha, good and good."

Zhu Bajie: "..."

Master, you look so shameless, so handsome.

"That's right, stop talking nonsense, you idiot, we never met Maitreya Buddha on this journey." Sun Wukong laughed.

Su Xun raised his brows: "Wukong, don't talk nonsense. Monks don't lie. We just met the Buddha from the East."

Sun Wukong was stunned: "Master?"

Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing were also very confused.

Su Xun clasped his hands together and said in a calm tone: "We just met Donglai Buddha, and we have already handed over the Jin Nao and Houtian bag to him, and then the Buddha encouraged me to wait and then left. As for where he went , how can I wait to know?"

Three people: "..."

A master is a master, Gao!

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 856 Zhu Ziguo

Maitreya Buddha just disappeared, and Lingshan didn't react so quickly.

After all, Maitreya Buddha is also a Buddha, and he does not need to report where he is going.

Therefore, it is completely normal to disappear from time to time, and the Tathagata Buddha will not be idle and blind Jill to calculate the traces of Maitreya Buddha.

Therefore, only after a period of time, when Maitreya Buddha does not show up for a long time, the West will become suspicious, and the Tathagata Buddha will calculate, and then it will be possible to calculate that Maitreya Buddha has disappeared.

But that's it.

Just like Lao Jun, he can count that his cow is gone, but he is still alive, but he doesn't know where it went.

The old man lost his cow, and Lingshan lost his Buddha.

That's how symmetrical it is.

OCD means comfort.

It is said that the four of Su Xun passed the Little Leiyin Temple, just when the spring was warm and the flowers were blooming, they climbed over two big mountains and came to Qijue Mountain.

Killed the snake demon in Qijue Mountain to eliminate harm for the local people, and then continued westward.

After passing Qijue Mountain, he came to Zhuzi Country.

In Zhuzi Kingdom, there is a monster named Jinmaohou, who is the mount of Guanyin Bodhisattva.

When the king of Zhuzi Kingdom was still a prince, he shot and wounded the two children of King Peacock Daming, the Buddhist mother of the West, in Luofengpo, and King Peacock Daming wanted to take revenge.

To make King Zhuzi dismantle the Phoenix for three years, and to delay his illness means that King Zhuzi and his queen will be separated for three years.

At that time, Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva rode by with a golden hair roar and just heard this.

Jin Maohou took his heart, stole the magic weapon and went down to earth as a demon, and captured King Zhuzi's empress Jin Shenggong.

Master Ziyang knew that Jin Shenggong's empress was in trouble, so he gave him a cassock, and after wearing it, Jin Maohou could not defile her.