Urban: I have a new identity every week

That's Taishang Laojun, mom, I'm promising, even Taishang Laojun dared to fool me!

"Master, nothing will happen." Sun Wukong said.

Su Xun yawned: "No, bosses are usually very restrained, they won't easily lift the table, let alone do it easily... What are you looking at me for?"

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West Tianling Mountain.

The sudden arrival of Taishang Laojun caught Lingshan by surprise.

"Amitabha, I don't know why the old gentleman came here?" The Tathagata is very polite, and he is usually very polite when facing people he can't beat.

Although in Journey to the West, the image of Taishang Laojun is an ordinary old man, but that is a story.

Now this is a living world, and the Taishang Laojun is one of the three Qings in Journey to the West, one of the most powerful, and his status is higher than that of the Buddha.

Laojun looked unhappy: "I think you should know what I'm here for."

Buddha: "???"

He was so confused.

"Amitabha, what does the old gentleman mean by this?" Tathagata Buddha asked in bewilderment.

Taishang Laojun snorted coldly: "You know."

Buddha: "..."

What do I know? I know.

Seeing that he was still pretending, Taishang Laojun snorted coldly: "Do you have to tell me?"

"If Laojun doesn't tell me, how do I know what you are going to do?" Tathagata Buddha was very annoyed.

Although their Buddhism likes to make people realize Zen in a vague way, it would be very annoying if this similar situation happened to them.

Is there anything you can't say directly?

I have to guess!

"Where is my cow?" Laojun asked directly.

Buddha: "←_←"

Why do you come to ask me that your cow is gone?

I don't eat beef either!

"What does Laojun mean?" Buddha asked again.

Taishang Laojun said: "My cow went down to earth privately, and became a demon on the golden mountain, the only way that Tang monk must pass westward, but now he has disappeared."

Although I didn't say it explicitly, it was obvious from the words that my cow was stolen by you monks.

A group of Arhats and Bodhisattvas dare not speak out. After all, they were wronged as cattle thieves, how low.

"Amitabha, goodness is goodness." Tathagata Buddha thought, I finally understand what you mean.

"You don't need to get angry, it's just a misunderstanding. Your sitting green bull is not in my Lingshan." Tathagata Buddha said without haste, and he was justified if he had never done it.

Guanyin Bodhisattva's eyes flashed, and he came out and said: "Amitabha, I have seen Laojun. Could it be that Laojun's green bull was killed by that monkey head? The day before yesterday, my goldfish died in Tongtian River."

"Impossible, even Sun Wukong can't do anything about the gold and steel that the green ox stole when it came down to earth." Taishang Laojun's tone was very sure, not to mention, your goldfish is worthy of being compared with my green ox?

This is equivalent to the Rolls Royce he drives, so naturally he looks down on Guanyin Bodhisattva's small Mercedes.

Guanyin Bodhisattva couldn't answer, so he bowed and returned to his original position.

The Tathagata Buddha said: "Amitabha, dare to teach Laojun that your green bull is indeed not in my spiritual mountain, and monks will not lie."

Taishang Laojun also became suspicious, of course he didn't believe the saying that monks don't lie.

Because experience tells him that bald men are the most deceptive.

However, judging from the performance of Tathagata Buddha, he is not sure, it doesn't look like he is lying.

Because if Tathagata Buddha really killed the green cow, or now he personally came to the door and kept the green cow, it would be a bit stupid, Tathagata Buddha would not do such a thing that is not worth the loss.

But in this way, where did his cow go?

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 842 Traveling to the Country of Daughters

Taishang Laojun left.

Because he has already confirmed that Qingniu is not in Lingshan.

He felt that his life hadn't been smooth since he got involved in the westward journey.

First, the golden and silver boy had a different heart, and he has not repented until now, and refuses to hand over the treasure.

(Gold and Silver Boy: Damn!)

Furthermore, Qingniu and Jin Gangzhuo disappeared together, causing him to lose another treasure.

The benefits of going west have not been taken up yet, but so many have been taken in.

He... was incapable of understanding.

Where did Qingniu go? ! !

Taishang Laojun's cow was lost, and soon the news spread throughout Lingshan, and then spread throughout the heavens.

The first cattle thief in history appeared.

He even dared to steal the cattle of the Taishang Laojun, and he was regarded as the ancestor by countless cattle thieves!

Lingshan.

"Buddha, there is something strange about this matter."

Guanyin Bodhisattva frowned and said.

The westward trip was calculated, and there shouldn't be so many accidents, but now there are frequent disturbances.

Since Tang Seng rescued Monkey King on Liangjie Mountain, everything seems to be changing.

The golden hoop that was supposed to be worn by Monkey King was not given away, the black bear spirit who was supposed to protect the hair of Buddhism disappeared, the three monsters of Chechi Kingdom disappeared, and the death of the king of inspiration...

If you look at the piles one by one, you will find that although the general direction has not changed, there are problems in the details.

"Recall the five directions to reveal the truth." The Buddha said.

He also didn't feel right.

You have to ask Wufang Jiedi and others.

A group of Jiedi Arhats watched their noses and noses, and their noses watched their hearts, but they wanted to report a letter to Elder Tang, so that Wufang Jiedi would not be caught off guard.

Tathagata Buddha and Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva and other high-level officials probably never dreamed that one of the Arhat Jiedi in Lingshan is counted as one, and all of them are traitors.

At this time, Su Xun and others knew nothing about Lingshan, and had already set up camp on a mountainside.

Just spent the night here tonight.

The old turtle's shell has already been turned into a pot by him.

Used for cooking, it can maintain the taste and nutrition of food to the maximum extent.

It is simply the best in the pot.

I ate skewers at night.

The Eighteen Nursing Teacher Jialan is making strings, and all the sticks are made from local materials.

The food was obtained by the four meritorious officers.

The wine was stolen from the sky by Liu Ding Liujia.

Under the starry sky, listening to music, burning skewers, is there a better life than this?

Suddenly, Su Xun felt an aura approaching and found that it was an arhat.

Luo Hanfeng was ordered by the Buddha to recruit the five directions to reveal the truth and return to Lingshan.

He didn't expect that Su Xun and the others happened to be eating, and he felt that he was lucky, and it was better to come early than to come by coincidence.

"Brother, come on, come on, get it together."

Sun Wukong warmly invited.

Arhat picked up the cassock and walked over to sit on the ground, took a pair of bowls and chopsticks, and ate them as they were cooked.

While eating, he told about what happened in Lingshan, and let Wufang Jiedi get ready.

Wufang Jiedi looked at Su Xun.

"Just follow what we discussed before." Su Xun took a sip of wine and said lightly.

In order to deal with this situation, they have already stringed up their lines to ensure that they are seamless.

"Come, come, eat, drink, don't think about so many messy things."

"Go on the music, go on the dance, fool."

"Drink, drink, don't go home tonight if you don't get drunk."

A tiger slowly approached in the woods, it didn't expect so many people to come to this wilderness.

It's going to have a big meal tonight.

"Tiger!" Zhu Bajie exclaimed.

Seeing that the tiger had been discovered, there were not many more, so he rushed out suddenly, his eyes glowing coldly.

The Eighteen Guardians, Jialan, Wufang Jiedi, Four Values ​​Gongcao, Liuding Liujia, Sun Wukong and others are all staring at the tiger with excitement in their eyes.

"Hahahaha, I didn't expect food to be delivered to my door in the wilderness at such a late night!"

Monkey King laughed happily.

tiger:"…………"

A monkey is not afraid of me?

Feeling humiliated, the tiger roared and rushed towards Monkey King.

I will eat you monkey first.

A few minutes later, Sun Wukong dragged the dying tiger to the distance: "You guys eat first, I'll deal with this thing and add another dish."

...............

On the second day, the sky was bright, and Wufang Jiedi followed the arhat from last night back to Lingshan.

The four of Su Xun's master and apprentice still took the No. [-] bus to the west as usual.

After walking for a long time, the scenery ahead is completely different from that behind. Along the way, the scenery of solar terms on the road changes from winter to spring.

The mountains and forests are verdant, the birds are singing, and along the way, I also met some little monsters with short eyes. After Su Xun taught them kindly, he released them.

The goblins in Journey to the West are already miserable, as long as it is not the kind that Su Xun can't tolerate, the King of Inspiration, he will spare their lives.

If you encounter someone with potential, you will bestow a magic weapon to earn your allegiance, and you will only wait for the next day to raise troops.

On this day, the four masters and apprentices walked to a clear river, with willows in the distance and several thatched huts.

A lady on the ferry came over on a boat, and the four masters and apprentices got on the boat one after another.

Zhu Bajie asked curiously: "Why isn't the boatman here, and let the boatman go on the boat?"

The lady who punted the boat just smiled and didn't answer.

But Su Xun knew the reason, this is the border of the daughter, and the whole country is full of women.

Naturally, there is no such thing as a boatman, only a boatman.

Seeing the clear water, Zhu Bajie felt thirsty for a while, so he took out the bowl to scoop up water to quench his thirst, and asked casually, "Master, do you want to drink?"

If Master wanted to drink, of course he would give Master to drink first.

"I don't drink it as a teacher, but if you want to have children, you can drink it." Su Xun teased.