Urban: I have a new identity every week

The four masters and apprentices came to the river.

At a glance, the moon is soaked in foreign light, and the vast shadows float in the sky.Lingpai swallows Huayue, and flows through hundreds of rivers.Thousands of turbulent waves are rolling, thousands of steep waves are bumping, and there is no fishing fire at the port.

Not far away is a stone tablet. The four masters and apprentices walked over to have a look. There are three big characters in seal script on the tablet, and there are ten small characters in the lower two lines.

The three big characters are "Tongtianhe", and the ten small characters are "Across eight hundred miles, few people have traveled since ancient times".

It really has arrived at the Tongtian River.

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 836 Inspiration King

"Master, this river is so wide, why don't you take us to fly there."

Zhu Bajie looked at Su Xunweng and said in a low voice.

"Are you protecting me to learn scriptures, or am I protecting you who came to learn scriptures?"

Su Xun was powerless to complain.

Zhu Bajie laughed foolishly: "Hey, master, who made you so good at this?"

"If you want me to say, I will camp by the river tonight, catch a few fish and roast them, and then dance, wouldn't it be delicious?" Monkey King is addicted to dancing.

Smoking in one hand, alcohol in the other, wearing sunglasses and twisting to the music, with his tail twirling around.

This monkey has a strong musical cell.

Su Xun said: "There should be some village nearby, let's go and find a village to stay overnight."

There must be a village nearby!

After all, he is a male prostitute with God's perspective!

There is a King of Inspiration in Tongtianhe.

The king of inspiration was originally a goldfish raised in the lotus pond of Guanyin Bodhisattva.

When the tide was high, the goldfish escaped from the lotus pond and came to the Tongtian River, occupying Lao Yuan's cave by force.

Because of his ability to call wind and rain, he pretended to be a water god in Tongtian River, and asked the nearby villages to worship him every year.

In addition to animals, the sacrifices also require villagers to offer a pair of boys and girls.

In this way, he will keep the village in good weather, otherwise he will create disasters for the village.

Regarding this monster, Su Xun was not planning to recruit, but was planning to kill it.

Eating children is absolutely intolerable.

If he didn't know, forget it, and just pretend it didn't happen.

But he knew it clearly, so he couldn't turn a blind eye.

His team doesn't want all kinds of rubbish, and it doesn't matter if it lacks a king of inspiration.

Let’s talk about the king of inspiration. In the original book and the TV series, after Guanyin took the king of inspiration with a bamboo basket, nothing happened.

This King of Inspiration is regarded as the pet of Guanyin Bodhisattva, who fled to Tongtian River to cause disaster, and ate so many virgins, but did not give an explanation afterwards.

Is this the merciful and compassionate Guanyin Bodhisattva?

Now that I met Su Xun, hehe, let alone Bodhisattva's pet, even if Bodhisattva's own father came, he would not escape death.

The reason why Su Xun wanted to find the village was to make sure if the plot had changed.

After all, Jialan, who was in the Sixth, Sixth, and Eighteenth Guards of Chechi State, had neglected his duties because of his appearance, which caused the plot to change. Fortunately, he was able to turn him back to the right path.

He can't let the plot change too much, and there can't be too many turning points, at least temporarily, he can't affect Xixing, otherwise his advantage of foresight will be gone.

When he came to this world, besides those two identity skills, his advantage was foresight, knowing what would happen next.

The four masters and apprentices were walking when they suddenly heard the sound of gongs, drums and zithers.

"Master, there are voices and lights ahead. It must be a village. Let's go and have a look."

After Sun Wukong's voice fell, he couldn't wait and ran towards the direction of the sound.

Su Xun and the others could only follow suit.

Follow the sound, there is a straight road there, neither high nor low, across the beach, I saw a cluster of houses, about four to five hundred, but they all lived well, but I saw the road leaning against the mountain, near the bank and facing the stream .

I saw a family at the end of the road with banners erected outside the door, bright lights and candles inside, and fragrant cigarettes.

Su Xun was afraid that the appearance of Monkey King and Zhu Bajie would scare the villagers, so he made them change a bit.

Then I found an old man surnamed Chen to inquire. Monkey King stepped forward and asked why the village was so lively because of the beating of gongs and drums.

With a wry smile, old man Chen told the story of the King of Inspiration.

Monkey King said after listening, "It's an evil devil to feed on children."

"That's right, we can't sit idly by." Zhu Bajie has a sense of justice.

It was all taught by Su Xun all the way.

After inquiring again, this year it happened to be the turn of the old man Chen's family to produce the boy and girl for sacrifice.

In the original book, it is Zhu Bajie and Monkey King who are turned into boys and girls and sent away by the villagers.

Then he fought with the king of inspiration and returned without success.

In the end, the King of Inspiration wanted to eat Tang Seng, but his mandarin woman had an idea to let the King of Inspiration cast a spell to make it snow, causing the river to freeze.

Let a few little demons turn into humans and pretend to be walking on the river.

The Tang monk went to the west to learn scriptures from the Buddha wholeheartedly. After seeing it, he couldn't wait to rush across the river.

As a result, he was caught on the river, and then Monkey King invited Guanyin Bodhisattva to collect the demons.

Su Xun is a sensible person, so he will not bother Guanyin Bodhisattva, he is ready to solve it by himself.

After all, he is also an adult, it's not good to bother people all the time, and if he kills that goldfish, he might still be able to make soup.

Then he looked at Sun Wukong and the others and said, "Oh Wukong, you go and wait here, you can come here as soon as you go as a teacher, maybe I can add a dish tonight."

After the words fell, Su Xun disappeared into the house.

"This... this is a fairy!"

Old man Chen turned pale with shock, quickly knelt on the ground, and kowtowed in the direction where Su Xun disappeared.

"Hey hey, you old man, get up quickly, our master doesn't like this."

"That's right, immortals? Immortals are just younger brothers in front of our master." Zhu Bajie said the modern hot words learned from Su Xun.

The four-value meritorious Cao and other younger brothers expressed their regret.

Old man Chen got up and said again and again: "There is an eminent monk taking action, now our village is saved."

Then he hurriedly arranged for meals.

"Old man, we want to eat meat." Sun Wukong reminded.

Old man Chen was frightened: "Don't be joking, elders, why do monks eat meat?"

"We are not ordinary monks, you can manage it yourself, and your benefits are indispensable."

Sun Wukong and the others are in love with each other now.

Old man Chen shook his head, this monk from Tang Dynasty is really rare, but he also has real skills.

But on the other side, Su Xun came to the Tongtian River alone.

"Where is the king of inspiration!"

Su Xun shouted while standing by the river running his mana.

In the cave at the bottom of the Tongtian River, King Inspiration was playing with two clam girls in his arms, when he suddenly heard a voice from the bank.

Frowning, he let go of the two clam girls in light clothes and left the cave.

After a while, Su Xun saw a jet of water rushing up, and a figure standing on the jet of water.

"What do you, a monk, want to do with this king?"

The king of inspiration exuded a dangerous aura, and he looked at Su Xun as if he was looking at food.

Su Xun said: "The poor monk is a monk who came from the Tang Dynasty in the east to go to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures..."

"You are Tang Seng!" King Inspiration's eyes lit up, and then he laughed loudly: "I didn't expect my king's luck to be so good. Tang Seng's meat, Tang's monk's meat, you actually took the initiative to deliver it to your door."

After the words fell, he quickly flew towards Su Xun, trying to catch him.

However, Su Xun was faster than him.

With a whimper, he pinched King Inspiration's neck and lifted him up in the air.

In the eyes of the king of inspiration, he said seriously: "Do you know that it is very impolite to interrupt someone suddenly?"

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 837 Through Tongtian River

King of Inspiration: "..."

The stimulation came too fast, like a tornado, and before he could react, there were bursts of pain.

This horse riding is outrageous!

He had a dreamlike feeling.

But the pain from his neck clearly told him that he was really being strangled by Tang Seng.

There are many legends about Tang Seng.

It is said that he is the reincarnation of the golden cicada, and he can live forever after eating it.

It is also said that it is the reincarnation of the ten generations of good people, and you can live forever after eating it.

All in all, no matter what the reason is, the monster knows that eating him can make him immortal.

I also know that Tang Seng is an ordinary mortal.

But now, the king of inspiration wants to scold her.

Who sent this outrageous news?Can you investigate clearly before spreading it to the outside world?

You call this riding horse a mortal? ! ! !

Then what am I?

An average goldfish?

The king of inspiration is suspicious of Yusheng.

"Want to eat me?" Su Xun said with a half-smile, "If a boss hadn't reminded me yesterday that you had eaten virgin boys and girls, then you would have been served as a dish for poor monks to eat tonight."

"Elder, have mercy, Elder, I... I am also a disciple of Buddhism." The king of inspiration was trembling.

Su Xun's eyes showed sarcasm: "It's Guanyin's goldfish."

"The elder knows, then...then let me go quickly, this is the flood that washed into the Dragon King Temple, the family does not recognize the family, misunderstanding, it is all misunderstanding!"

The King of Inspiration's eyes lit up, he saw the hope of Sheng, Yusheng could still go on.

"But, what's the matter?"

Su Xun's gaze became contemptuous, and the hand pinching his neck became more and more intense.

The king of inspiration felt it was difficult to breathe, and he was terrified: "No...don't..."

"You are born with me, so you are not lonely. This poor monk will send you to bliss." After Su Xun finished speaking, his right hand suddenly exerted force.

"Crack-"

The king of inspiration was crushed to death.

It was just like being crushed to death by an ant.