Urban: I have a new identity every week

He was afraid that everything Tang Seng made would be vegetarian.

How to let him eat?

He is a wolf, he eats meat!

oooo~

Su Xun smiled slightly: "It's as if someone ate it."

Kui Mulang: "???"

Shouldn't all monks be vegetarians?

But from the meaning of these words, Tang Seng seems to be...a meat eater?

"Elder, you broke the precept!" Kui Mulang was shocked.

Su Xun clasped his palms together and recited the Buddha's name: "Amitabha, benefactor of Kuimu Lang, you've got a picture, you must know, wine and meat pass through the intestines, and the Buddha keeps it in his heart."

The wine and meat passed through the intestines, and the Buddha stayed in his heart.

Kui Mulang instantly felt that this sentence had a great sense of Zen, and he was in awe of Tang Seng.

"The elder is worthy of being selected by the Bodhisattva to learn Buddhist scriptures, and every sentence of meditation is indeed my understanding." Kui Mulang said respectfully.

Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, Sha Wujing and the three looked at each other. Is this silly boy out of his mind?Why do people believe what they say?

Su Xun smiled slightly: "Let's send these little monsters to prepare the ingredients."

"Children, go and prepare the ingredients right away, both meat and vegetables, and then invite your wife out!" Kui Mulang said loudly.

"Yes, Your Majesty."

A group of goblins hurried to work.

Kui Mulang is very satisfied, he was a petty official in the heavenly court, but now he is a wolf.

I would rather be a chicken head than a phoenix tail.

"Lang Jun, what are you calling me for?" Not long after, a beautiful woman in her thirties came out, saw Su Xun and the others and asked, "Are they..."

"My wife, let me introduce you one by one." Kui Mulang pointed to the four of Su Xun: "This is Elder Tang who was chosen by Guanyin Bodhisattva to go to the west to learn scriptures. This is Marshal Canopy, and this is General Rolling Shutter."

Bai Huaxuan was secretly surprised, she didn't expect these four people to have extraordinary backgrounds.

"My wife, Elder Tang's words are like enlightenment. I am going to take you and the child back to Baoxiang Country and propose marriage to your father face to face." Kui Mulang said affectionately while holding Baihua's shy hand.

Bai Hua was ashamed and pleasantly surprised: "Is what Lang Jun said true?"

You know she hasn't been home for 13 years!

"Naturally, you can't fake it." Kui Mulang was also very happy to see Bai Huaxie so happy.

Although it looks like a wolf, it looks like a licking dog who took extreme measures and finally won the goddess.

Bai Huasha was extremely grateful to Tang Seng, the great hero who allowed him to go home again.

Su Xun said with a smile: "Princess, there is no need to be like this. It is because the benefactor Kui Mulang is infatuated with you, otherwise he would definitely not agree."

As long as you gain the favor of Princess Baihuasha, it is equivalent to mastering Kuimu Wolf.

Kui Mulang was very satisfied when he heard this, and the more he looked at it, the more he felt that the bald head in front of him was pleasing to the eye.

Next, Su Xun showed his talents and cooked a large table of dishes with the help of Zhu Bajie, Monkey King, and Sha Wujing.

During the period of learning the scriptures, it wasn't just that Su Xun's cooking skills had improved.

Under the influence of Su Xun, Zhu Bajie and Monkey King Sha Wujing are already considered master chefs.

A table of dishes can be said to be an eye-opener for Kui Mulang and a group of bumpkins.

"Come on, come on, let's make a toast, and I will respect Elder Tang."

Kui Mulang stood up with a cigarette in one hand and a wine glass in the other, looked at Su Xun and said.

"The benefactor is too polite. This poor monk should be happy to help others." Su Xun took a drink from his glass.

Bai Hua was astonished, as expected of a monk from the Eastern Tang Dynasty, but it was different.

Monks in a small place like our Baoxiang country are not allowed to drink alcohol or eat meat.

"Come on, let's have another drink."

"Fifth leader, 666..."

"Everyone eats and drinks openly."

If Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva sees Tang Seng mingling among a group of monsters like a fish in water, holding wine in one hand and meat in the other, with a mouth full of oil, I don’t know what expression it will make, I am sure it will be very pleasantly surprised.

The atmosphere in the cave hall is very warm, everyone and the demons seem to be celebrating the new year.

Just now.

After a while, a golden light broke in.

"Who is here! Little ones! Copy guys!"

Kui Mulang yelled.

"Xingjun wait a moment, it's me, worthy of the moon."

That's right, that golden light is the one who is in charge of protecting one of Tang Seng's four meritorious servicemen.

"Mr. Xing, Gongcao has a good relationship with the poor monk, why not listen to what he has to say?" Su Xun said drunkenly.

The meritorious man of the month said anxiously: "Elder, Lord Xing, the big thing is not good, the heaven already knows about your private descent, and sent King Tota with ten thousand heavenly soldiers to bring you here!"

In an instant, there was an uproar.

"Impossible! If there is a change in the heaven, my colleagues should inform me." Kui Mulang didn't believe it.

Gong Cao on duty said: "The stars have no chance to report the news at all. I have the opportunity to go down to earth because I am responsible for protecting the safety of the elders."

"This...how can this be done!" Kui Mulang's face changed drastically. He had already prepared for this, but he didn't expect Tianting to find out so soon.

Su Xun was a little confused. In the original book, it didn't say that Kui Mulang was discovered by the Heavenly Court, and then sent troops to arrest him?

But then he reacted suddenly.

Now this is the real world, everything is changing in real time.

So anything is possible, and it is not surprising that Tianting discovered it in advance, and it can no longer be inferred from the original plot completely rigidly.

Immediately said: "Xingjun, don't worry, the king of Tota is here, and the poor monk will take care of it."

"Thank you, elder, for your kindness, but..." Kui Mulang smiled wryly and shook his head, without continuing.

But obviously he didn't take it seriously.

Because he doesn't believe that Sun Wukong will fight King Tota for him, unless he wants to be suppressed for another 500 years, Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing are also impossible.

As for Tang Seng himself, he is even more hopeless, because he is just an ordinary mortal.

Kui Mulang took a deep breath and looked at Su Xun: "Elder, if I am captured, please help me send my wife back to Baoxiang Kingdom."

"Lang Jun..." Bai Hua was ashamed and moved, after all, Kui Mulang had treated her very well all these years.

Even a rock should be warmed up.

Kui Mulang interrupted her with a wave of his hand: "Come here, put on armor for this king!"

He will not be caught so easily.

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 816 Li Jing: I have seen through everything

"Kui Mulang! You have violated the rules of heaven by going down to earth to marry a mortal as your wife, so hurry up and get caught!"

With a loud shout, it was like a thunderstorm entering the cave.

"Children, come out with me to meet the enemy!"

Putting on the armor, Kui Mulang took his steel knife and walked out with a yell.

"Meet the enemy! Meet the enemy!"

"Follow the king to fight the heavenly soldiers!"

Although the little demons look like a mob, they are still quite loyal.

Even if they knew that the heavenly soldiers and generals were coming from outside, none of them ran away because of fear.

"Master, what do you think?" Wukong asked.

Tang Seng gnawed on the chicken leg: "Watch while eating."

Sun Wukong: "..."

"Elder, I know that the elders are all capable, I beg the elders to save Lang Jun." Bai Huaxuan suddenly knelt down on the ground, and the pear blossoms were raining.

Her two children also knelt down.

Su Xun used his mana to support the mother and child: "Don't worry, the benefactor, the poor monk will naturally not just sit idly by and wait for me to eat and drink."

The world is big, and the food is the biggest.

Bai Hua was very anxious, but she didn't dare to urge her anymore, she could only watch Su Xun pay no attention to what was going on outside the window, and only ate wine and meat.

Seeing this, the three of Zhu Bajie put their hearts back into their stomachs and continued to eat wine and meat.

After all, they all know the abilities of their master, so if he is so sure, he will be fine.

But he said it was outside the cave.

Kui Mulang and his little demon stood crookedly in front of the cave.

In the sky, Li Jing, the King of Tota, stands at the forefront, and behind him are Nezha and Ten Thousand Heavenly Soldiers and Generals.

Holding a small golden pagoda in his hand, Li Jing, the Heavenly King of Tota, was wearing armor and looked heroic. He yelled at Kui Mulang: "Kui Mulang, you have violated the rules of heaven. If you don't go back and confess your crime with me quickly, do you still want to confess?" It is impossible to use force to resist!"

"Li Tianwang, why bother to force each other? I am no longer the Xingjun, and I am willing to be a monster. Can't you give me a way out?" Kui Mulang said.

Li Jing snorted coldly: "Is it because you say that you are wrong for this Xingjun? Look at the tower!"

As soon as the words fell, the Linglong Pagoda in his hand flew out and landed on Kuimu Lang.

Kui Mulang was shocked, he didn't expect that the king of Tota would make a big move as soon as he came up.

But in the next second, the exquisite pagoda flying in the air suddenly floated into his cave.

Immediately afterwards, a faint voice came out.

"This tower is nice."

Kui Mulang was both pleasantly surprised and moved. He didn't expect Monkey King to actually help him.

That's right, although the voice came from Su Xun, in his opinion, the only person in the cave with this strength is Monkey King.

"Who is in the cave! I am Li Jing, King of the Tota Tower, why don't you quickly return my Linglong Pagoda!"

Li Jing didn't expect his tower to disappear like this, and immediately became furious.

However, no one cared about him at all.

Immediately furious: "Where is Nezha!"

"The baby is here!" Nezha came out.

Li Jing ordered: "Hurry up and get back my exquisite pagoda!"

"My son obeys!"

After finishing the words, he stepped on the hot wheel and rushed towards the cave with a pointed gun in his hand.

Then he suddenly lost his balance, and was instantly sucked into the hole by a force.

Li Tianwang stroked his beard and nodded in satisfaction seeing Nezha rushing in so quickly.

Right here, the voice just now came from the cave again, but the words were changed.

"Hehe, this person is not bad."

The smile on Li Jing's face froze, and he almost pulled out his beard.