Urban: I have a new identity every week

I can only call Tan Miao Jialan, who is on duty today, and ask him what's going on.

Sighing Miao Jialan, he said: "I will report to the Bodhisattva, even the monks don't know. Maybe it's because the Buddhist scriptures are loved by the heavens, so the journey will be smooth and smooth."

After eating meat for so many days, he certainly didn't dare to betray Tang Seng.

"Go and keep an eye on it, and report to me immediately if there is any abnormality." Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva said.

Sighing Miao Jialan without hesitation: "Bodhisattva, please rest assured, I will definitely keep it in mind."

I've already remembered it, but I don't know how to do it, old man, it's okay.

"Wait a minute, tell me what happened these days in detail..." Guanyin Bodhisattva was still worried.

Miaotan Jialan couldn't help scolding her mother in her heart.

Why is this Bodhisattva so obsessed?

I'm still busy going back to play mahjong!

Ever since they joined forces with Tang Seng, they only knew what a real god should live.

A cigarette after a meal is better than a living god.

A bottle of wine during meals, everything you want.

My stomach is full and I listen to the DJ and dance.

This horse riding is the day that the gods have changed!

Moreover, Tang Seng often breathed out fragrance, and made witty remarks from time to time, which also amazed everyone.

For example, when the word errand is used to describe the current Bodhisattva, he feels that it is really the essence.

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 792 This World Is Crazy

Although Tan Miao feels that the Bodhisattva is a force.

But what Elder Tang said is right, leaders, don't they only know how to push things?

Tan Miao reverently recounted Tang Seng's performance along the way and then said it.

The main thing is to modify the things related to relapse, after all, they are now accomplices.

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva frowned after listening.

Miao Tan kept her eyes fixed, waiting to hear the order.

After a while, the Bodhisattva sighed: "Go ahead."

After the words fell, the Bodhisattva flew away.

The bodhisattva who has changed back to his original appearance still looks pretty, but it's a pity that he has a male body and a female appearance.

Su Xun sighed, a little regretful.

"Elder Tang, you're right. Leaders are always forced to do anything. Let us do everything, and there are a lot of pressures. It's extremely troublesome."

Back beside Tang Seng, Miao Tan said something, skillfully lit a cigarette and put it in his mouth.

And then spit out a four consecutive smoke rings.

"Seeing that it's getting late, I'll rest here tonight."

Su Xun glanced at the big sun in the sky, opened his eyes and spoke nonsense.

Liu Ding Liujia and eighteen Gujiao Jialan nodded in agreement.

"I'm going to find some ingredients."

"Let's go together, we will not get drunk or sleep tonight."

"Give me some Hanako."

Seeing a group of gods and Buddhas hooking their shoulders, the corners of Su Xun's mouth rose wildly, it's really interesting.

Letting a group of corrupt officials watch over me, a briber, isn't this just a joke?

But it is said that Guanyin Bodhisattva came to Lingshan to pay homage to the Buddha and explain what he saw.

After listening to the Tathagata Buddha, he counted his fingers and smiled undeniably, everything was under control.

Seeing this, Guanyin Bodhisattva felt relieved.

Since the Buddha feels that everything is under control, it means that there must be no problem with the westbound plan.

What Mantian God and Buddha didn't know was that not only had something gone wrong, but the problem had gotten worse.

In the world, a riverside plain.

A bonfire was set up on the ground, on which an elk was being roasted to a golden brown butter, and the aroma was tangy.

Two subwoofers are playing dynamic DJ.

"Move every time...everyone shake it together..."

Sun Wukong wears sunglasses at night, with a cigarette in his mouth, wagging his tail and swaying his body.

In addition to helping with the cooking, the eighteen guardians Jialan and Liu Ding Liujia also joined the disco team and swayed to their heart's content.

What should I say about this scene?

A group of Jialan cassocks danced, taking a puff from time to time with cigarettes in their hands, the smoke was lingering, and a few bad English sentences came out of their mouths from time to time.

It's just... a group of demons dancing wildly.

When it was time to eat, everyone ate meat and drank together again.

When he is drunk, he will be like a brother, and his father and son will love each other deeply.

At night, the bonfire dance party was over, but Master Tang did not sleep after a busy day.

He is watching a remote live broadcast.

At that time, when he transformed the reincarnation space, he moved his hands and feet, and he could use the reincarnation space to remotely monitor every move of the reincarnation master.

It has been more than a month and a half since Tang Seng was thrown into Blue Star, and I haven't seen how he is doing now.

He watched the playback directly from the beginning.

After all, one must understand Tang Seng's mental journey.

…………

blue star.

Time back to half a month ago.

Tang Seng saw what is called modern warfare on the top of the mountain, and he was shocked and dumbfounded.

The battle below will soon be over.

In the headquarters, in the days after Su Xun left, Meng Hai has now assumed the rank of commander.

Today's siege is organized by him.

"Fuck the horse, these zombies, even the king has been killed by my Brother Su, and they are still jumping."

With a cigarette in his mouth, Meng Hai said dismissively.

"That's right, it was thanks to Marshal Su, otherwise, Blue Star wouldn't know what to do now."

"What else can we do? There must be zombies everywhere. Marshal Su is a god! He was sent by heaven to save us!"

"It's a pity. I didn't get to witness the scene of Marshal Su cutting down millions of zombies and the city with his sword. It's really a regret in my life!"

Several adjutants and staff officers agreed with each other, with fanaticism in their eyes.

In Blue Star, all soldiers have the same idol, that is Marshal Su.

Wrong, Marshal Su can no longer be called a national idol, he is an idol of football people.

"report!"

It was at this moment that a guard stood at the door.

"Come in." Meng Hai shouted.

The guard saluted first after entering: "Report to the commander, we found a strange person on the mountain."

"weirdo?"

Everyone in the headquarters was puzzled.

Meng Hai said: "I want to see how strange it is, bring him to me to see."

"Yes, Commander!" The guard turned and left.

Soon Tang Seng was brought into the headquarters.

Meng Hai was taken aback: "Isn't it just a bald head? What's so strange about that?"

"No, Commander, look at the clothes on his body, and there are scars on his head... It seems... a monk who only existed before the Era?" A staff officer said in an uncertain tone.

"Monk?!"

The rest of the people stared at Tang Seng with wide eyes.

After all, there were no temples after the Era, and they only saw information about monks in history books.

But seeing a real monk now is like discovering an intangible cultural heritage.

Tang Seng felt uncomfortable being stared at, and folded his hands together: "Amitabha, the poor monk is called Tripitaka, and I have seen all the benefactors."

"What a monk!"

Everyone confirmed his identity.

Tang Seng didn't understand, what happened to the monk, is there anything strange about the monk?

"Monk, where are you from? Where are you going?" Meng Hai took out a cigarette while speaking: "One?"

"Thank you, benefactor." Tang Seng didn't know how to draw it, so he could only accept it first, and then replied: "The poor monk came from the east... The poor monk lost his way and has nowhere to go."

It was only halfway through that he remembered that this was no longer in the world of Dongtu Datang.

"The blood on your body is the blood of a zombie?" Meng Hai narrowed his eyes slightly, thinking to himself how many brushes this monk has.

Tang Seng then called that thing a zombie, and thought it was quite appropriate, and replied: "Exactly, the poor monk encountered two zombies just now, and almost lost his life."

When everyone heard this, they looked at him a little more seriously.

After all, if one person can kill two zombies, no matter what level they kill, they should be taken seriously.

"Or two ends?" Meng Hai was surprised, and then said: "Monk... no, Sanzang, you don't have a place to go, why don't you hang out with me first?"

"Amitabha, since this is the case, the poor monk will disturb the benefactor." Tang Seng was full of curiosity about those big fireworks, and was about to study them carefully.

Meng Hai said: "Take me down and change into clothes, and follow me as a guard first."

"Benefactor, the poor monk is used to wearing monk robes." Tang Seng said quickly.

Meng Hai was taken aback for a moment, then rolled his eyes: "Okay, let someone make you some new ones."

Think about it, a monk who is extinct in the new era wears cassocks as his bodyguard, how touching it is!

In this way, Tang Seng joined the army in another world, and became a glorious soldier ever since!

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 796 Guanyin Temple, Fishing Law Enforcement

There is a group of gods opening the way ahead.

Coupled with the foot strength of the white dragon horse.

Smooth and fast along the way.

It took us two months to go on the road to peace, and the people we met were wolves, tigers and leopards.The time is fast, and it is early spring, but the mountains and forests are green and green, and the vegetation is green; the plum blossoms are gone, and the willow eyes are just opening.The masters and apprentices went to play in the spring, and saw the sun set in the west.