Urban: I have a new identity every week

The married women in the village are all experienced drivers when they drive their cars, and they can soar to new heights if they don't pay attention to their cars.

"Hahahaha, it seems that the rumors are false. The siblings are even more flirtatious than the ones in the legend. Tie Zhu is very lucky, but Brother Zhuzi's health is probably not good enough. Why don't you ask your brother to work on your behalf for two days?"

Fatty Mei thought the woman in front of him was a demon, so he spoke recklessly and said hilariously.

The woman took a look at Fatty Mei, then just chuckled, and then said, "Zhu Zi, what are you doing in a daze, why don't you invite the two brothers into the house for a drink."

Fatty Mei felt humiliated. What a female fairy, she dared to look down on me, Mei Wenhua.

"Believe it or not, I am also a fierce man seven times a night." Fatty Mei said to Su Xun.

Su Xun nodded: "Xin, you get up to pee seven times a night."

Fatty Mei: "..."

"Two brothers, please come inside." Li Tiezhu's voice was hoarse, which made people sound uncomfortable.

After finishing speaking, he didn't care about Su Xun and Fatty Mei, and just turned around and entered the room on his own.

"This woman is human." Su Xun deliberately stayed behind and whispered to Fatty Mei.

Fatty Mei's eyelids twitched: "Isn't it a demon? Where did the demonic aura in the village come from?"

"Go in and have a look, maybe there is a monster hiding in the house?" Su Xun said.

But he was disappointed, no trace of the demon was found after entering the house.

According to the old man at the entrance of the village, all kinds of evidence point to Li Tiezhu and his newlywed wife, but although Li Tiezhu and his wife look a little abnormal, they are indeed genuine people.

What exactly is going on?

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 273 Just Met the Nemesis

"By the way, why haven't I heard from Zhuzi that he still has two cousins?"

In the main room, an enchanting woman sat on a chair, looking at Su Xun and Fatty Mei suspiciously.

Fatty Mei laughed: "Brothers and sisters, are you narrow-minded? This old saying is good, everyone in the world is brothers."

"That is to say, the two of you are not relatives of Zhu Zi." The woman's eyes became playful, and she said jokingly, "The two of you must have heard some rumors, so you came to our house to investigate."

"How is it possible? I never believed in those rumors. People like to gossip. If it's true, you'll lose." Fatty Mei didn't even bat an eye when he told a lie.

Who knows that the woman giggled: "Rumors? What if I say that these rumors are true?"

After the words fell, the atmosphere in the main room froze.

"Crack-"

A voice sounded.

Su Xun and Fatty Mei followed the prestige.

I saw that Li Tiezhu had already plugged the door bolt of the main room, and grinned at the two of them, which was very infiltrating.

Fatty Mei didn't change his face: "Why are you younger brothers and sisters? With a beautiful woman like you around, are you afraid that we won't be able to escape?"

"That's not true." The woman shook her head and said with a smile: "I'm just afraid that the blood will splash outside and scare passers-by. It's always bad."

She looked like she was chatting with an acquaintance, but what she said lightly made people's scalp tingle.

"Idiot, I won't act anymore!"

Fatty Mei was flustered by the atmosphere, cursed angrily, and directly lifted the table.

"Bang!"

The table was overturned in an instant, and Fatty Mei rushed towards the woman.

The woman sat there motionless, with the corners of her mouth raised in a contemptuous smile.

"call--"

A gust of wind hit, and Li Tiezhu stood in front of the woman.

"clang--"

Fatty Mei punched Li Tiezhu, making a loud noise, as if he had hit a piece of iron.

"Living corpse!"

Fatty Mei spit out two words from his mouth.

"Hey, Fatty has some reputations, but unfortunately, he has to die here today."

A strange color flashed across the woman's eyes, obviously she didn't expect Fatty Mei to recognize the living corpse.

Fatty Mei retreated to Su Xun's side, and explained with a solemn expression: "The living corpses, the living people born in the cloudy year and the moon and the moon are required to die voluntarily and become corpses. After death, the seven orifices are blocked with incense ash to prevent the soul from leaving the body. The corpse ground uses secret techniques to refine the corpse, and after the corpse is formed, it can retain memory and sanity, and its appearance is no different from that of a living person.

"It seems that those missing villagers have become the blood of this living corpse?" Su Xun's eyes were cold.

The woman smiled and shook her head: "You are right, but not right."

Su Xun has no time to think about where the evil spirit in the village comes from, he just wants to kill these two people with human face and animal heart first.

"Wearing a piece of human skin, how is it different from a demon? Today, I will kill both of you!" Su Xun's voice was sonorous and powerful, and his murderous intent was overwhelming.

The woman sneered: "Didn't you hear what the fat man said? Although I don't have any skills, this living corpse can't hurt him even with a sword. What can you do for a mere mortal?"

"That's because the sword is not sharp enough!" Su Xun's right hand trembled, the coarse cloth was broken, revealing the real body of the Demon Suppressing Sword.

"Let's see, you two, is my sword sharp, and can I take your head?"

As soon as the words fell, Su Xun went to kill with the sword, and the killing spirit of the Demon Suppressing Sword filled the whole hall, not to mention the evil people, even Fatty Mei felt palpitations.

Ma De, why is this sword becoming more and more evil? It wasn't like this when it was brought back from Xiangxi.

Suppressing Demon Sword Suppressing Demon Sword, Fatty Mei sees that this Bingjian is about to become a demon.

"The magic weapon!"

The woman's pupils shrank suddenly. She didn't expect that these two people were monks with Taoism, and they also held magic weapons in their hands.

Living corpses are not afraid of swords, but magical weapons are not ordinary swords, this thing is designed to defeat evil spirits.

"Go back!"

The woman shouted loudly, unable to maintain her previous compulsion anymore, kicked her foot, and slid towards the door suddenly.

But when he got to the door, he remembered that the door was closed earlier, but he didn't expect that he would lift a rock and hit his foot, instead blocking his way to escape.

"Bang! Bang——"

At this moment, Li Tiezhu jumped up and knocked down the door with his hard body, one person and one corpse escaped in embarrassment.

"Die!"

A roar from behind was like thunder on the ground, and the three-foot sword light was like frost in the twelfth lunar month, making people's head and feet cold.

"Thorn-"

"what!"

A line of blood was drawn from the woman's back, and her body flew out heavily. With a scream, she hit the ground, and a mouthful of blood spurted out.

To fight monsters, Su Xun may have to use Taoism, but to kill people, he can rely on his kung fu.

Li Tiezhu didn't care about women, and wanted to run into the mountains when he got up.

After all, as a living corpse, he preserved his sanity, sought advantages and avoided disadvantages, which was innate.

"Shhhh-"

A few talisman papers came through the air, emitting a burst of golden light, condensing into a wall in the void, blocking Li Tiezhu's way.

Fatty Mei chuckled: "Living corpses are invulnerable to swords and guns, water and fire, even guns can't kill you, even if you meet a congenital warrior, hehe, but who made you unlucky, but met me, a cadaver, Regardless of whether you are a living corpse or a dead corpse, as long as it is a corpse, it will be chased by Laozi.

Mei was a little excited to finally be able to show off her career.

"Fatty, court death!" Li Tiezhu was furious, unable to run away, ready to fight with his life.

Fatty Mei smiled even brighter, took out the family's Dementor Bell from his waist and started shaking it, walking mysteriously with his feet, and chanting obscure spells in his mouth.

"Jingle Bell~Jingling Bell~"

Li Tiezhu was frozen in an instant, his eyes could turn and he was still conscious, but his body was out of control and he couldn't move at all.

Fatty Mei shook the bell and walked to Li Tiezhu's side, showing a rather mean smile: "I can't move, hehe, it's a good thing you just became a dead body not long ago, otherwise I wouldn't be able to bring you down. It's God's will, everything is fate."

In the car, Xiao Bai and Qin Zhu looked at Fatty Mei's smug face and thought he was so cheap.

Li Tiezhu glared angrily. He never thought that he would meet a mortician. This idea is really good.

On the other side, Su Xun approached the bloodied woman on the ground step by step with a sword in his hand, his eyes were indifferent, as if he was looking at a dead person.

"No, don't kill me, I'm willing to do whatever you want, please don't kill me."

The woman kept begging for mercy, she looked pitiful, most of her nightgown fell off, and her fair and delicate body was just exposed to the air.

But Su Xun was unmoved, his eyes were cold

Seeing this, the woman looked up to the sky and roared mournfully: "Old man, if you don't come out again, I'll tell him everything!"

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 274

The woman roared, and Su Xun was shocked.

He didn't expect this woman to have a helper.

"Shhhhhhh..."

More than a dozen figures rushed out from various houses at a high speed.

One of them was the old man I met at the entrance of the village earlier.

"I didn't expect that I really missed it."

Su Xun said with a smile on his face.

I thought the other party had good intentions, but I didn't expect the old man to say that on purpose, deliberately tricking him to go to Li Tiezhu's house to die.

Although I don't know why the other party didn't do it directly, but borrowed the hands of Li Tiezhu and his wife, but there must be a reason for it.

The old man sighed, and clasped his fists at Su Xun: "It should be the old man, I was wrong. I didn't expect that the two of you are actually masters of Taoism. Please give me some face. How about today's matter?"

"Master, Liuli said that these people are all monsters." Qin Zhu's voice came from the car.

Both Su Xun and Fatty Mei's expressions changed.

Because they didn't feel any evil spirit or illusion from these people.

So Su Xun had no defense against that old man before.

Because in his perception, the other party is a genuine living person.

If these people are really monsters, aren't they all big monsters in form?

Only the big monster in form can cover up the evil spirit and be no different from ordinary people.

But how is this possible!

With so many monsters in shape, once they enter the city and make trouble, it will definitely be a catastrophe.

The old man chuckled, and said calmly: "I didn't expect to be seen through my identity. Don't worry, although we have transformed, we have no intention of making enemies with the Taoist sect. Please retreat quickly. I don't care about this matter." be held accountable."

Su Xun's face was cloudy and uncertain, and he suppressed the horror in his heart, and cast his piercing eyes to look at the bodies of these people.

Then he found that the bodies of these big monsters were all the same kind of monster, and he couldn't help blurting out: "Wolf?"

"It's a yin jackal!" Fatty Mei, who had opened his sky eyes, corrected, with disdain in his eyes: "Yin jackals are monsters that live in groups. When they grow up, they are born with supernatural powers that can transform people and cover up their evil aura, but their fighting power is extremely weak, so these few are just monsters. It looks like a bunch of pretenders."

Now it was the turn of the dozen or so monsters to change their faces, because they had no deterrent power because they were exposed.

Su Xun suddenly realized, no wonder the old demon who turned into a man didn't do it himself, because it turned out to be a pewter tip that was not useful.

But then he was furious, and he figured out a lot of things.