Urban: I have a new identity every week

"What's the situation, is it a magic trick at night?"

"Liars have two tricks these days, otherwise they won't be able to scare people."

"The two are old liars who walk the rivers and lakes at first glance. Look at this temperament, this proficiency, typical old fritters."

The two young lovers saw this scene as a trick. After all, they had seen similar magic reveals, so they didn't take it seriously.

The innkeeper, who had his back to the four of them, was a little disdainful when he heard this. Young people these days really lack awe.

magic?

Hehe, you call the magician to come over and reveal the secret for me to try.

This horse riding is Taoism!

Su Xun grabbed ten sticks of incense and lit them on the flames, then inserted them into the incense burner respectively, and bowed down twice to pay homage to the dead.

Immediately afterwards, he poured the pot of wine horizontally outside the threshold of the inn, muttering softly: "People come separated by heavy paper, ghosts come separated by mountains, thousands of evils can't get it out, ten thousand evils can't get it out, and they are in a hurry like a law." now."

As the voice fell, he picked up a talisman, flicked it with his fingers, and the talisman paper fell into the wine on the ground, and it ignited with a bang, forming a low wall of fire, and then quickly extinguished. The drinks on the ground were mixed together.

At night, the corpses will be placed in the yard behind the gate of the inn, stacked up against the wall. This is done to prevent ghosts from touching the yard to revive the dead.

Although there are very few monsters and ghosts in the world now, but the few do not mean that there are no, we have to guard against them.

The innkeeper came out and moved the incense table into the yard, but the items on it were confiscated.

"Dingling~Dingling~Dingling~"

This time without Mei Wenhua knocking the gong, Su Xun shook the soul-destroying bell, brought the ten corpses into the yard, and made them stand against the wall.

The incense table was placed in front of them, and the ten incense sticks were emitting faint green smoke.

"The two masters rest inside."

The innkeeper quickly stepped forward to invite Su Xun and Fatty Mei.

"Owner."

After walking two steps, Qin Zhu's voice came from behind him.

Su Xun turned his head and found that Qin Zhu was standing at the door looking at him resentfully.

Su Xun couldn't laugh or cry.

He had just exorcised ghosts twice in a row, but he didn't expect to block Qin Zhu out.

"Boss, wait a moment."

Su Xun went out and carried Qin Zhu in personally.

Seeing Su Xun's hugging posture, the boss's face changed slightly, and he said apologetically, "I never thought there would be another guest, but I was rude."

If he couldn't see it, it meant that the guest was not human.

"Boss, you're being polite. It's because I didn't think carefully." Su Xun smiled slightly, and put Qin Zhu down.

The two couples in the room showed sarcasm, thinking that Su Xun's actions were deliberately playing tricks.

Obviously there is nothing in her arms, but she just pretended to be hugging someone, fooling the boss into wanting it.

"A few guest officials are invited, warm wine and hot dishes are ready-made."

The boss invited several people into the lobby where the inn received guests.

Walk in with Su Xun and Fatty Mei.

Jiang Chen and other actors stood up almost at the same time.

Su Xun and Fatty Mei were also a little surprised when they saw Jiang Chen, isn't this just a coincidence?

"I didn't have time to say it in the future on the mountain before, Jiang Chen would like to thank the two benefactors for saving their lives."

Jiang Chen swallowed, and went forward to thank Su Xun and Fatty Mei.

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 195: You Can't Die If You Don't Die

Seeing Jiang Chen thanking Su Xun and Mei Wenhua, the two couples froze for a moment.

Because obviously he didn't expect Jiang Chen to know these two liars.

Moreover, these two liars even saved Jiang Chen's life.

Su Xun just nodded, didn't say anything, and found a table to sit down.

Fatty Mei winked, "Just change to a place with better feng shui for the next field battle."

Jiang Chen and that actress blushed instantly, extremely embarrassed.

Mei Wenhua smiled, walked to Su Xun and sat down.

The innkeeper began to serve the food.

"Boss, why don't you hire a waiter, can you do it all by yourself?"

A girl with long black and straight hair among the young couple asked.

The boss couldn't deny it when he heard the words, can the corpse inn recruit people casually?

Seeing that the boss didn't answer, Hei Changzhi curled his lips a little unhappy.

The rest of the inn was much quieter, only the sound of eating was left.

After dinner, Su Xun and Fatty Mei asked for a room to rest, and had to go on their way at night.

Of course, it's two rooms, he doesn't like to sleep with men, after all, he should put Daju first in everything.

It was five in the morning and it was still pitch black outside.

Jiang Chen and the others had already gone to rest, and only the two couples were left in the lobby of Nuo Da, fighting the landlord boredly.

"Oh, stop playing, stop playing, lose all the time, I'm so bored."

After finishing playing, the cute-looking girl casually threw the remaining cards in her hand on the table and took a sip of water.

Her boyfriend Huang Mao glanced at the corpses on the wall outside the window, and encouraged him, "Why don't we go and see those corpses outside? Take a photo and send it to Moments or something. It's also a Xiangxi characteristic."

As soon as this remark came out, the remaining three were a little ready to move.

Although they had seen the revelation about the exorcism of corpses in Xiangxi on TV, they hadn't seen it up close with their own eyes.

Isn't this a good opportunity now?

Together with curiosity, it is not so easy to dispel.

"Is this okay? What if those two liars find out?" Hei Changzhi still hesitated, not because he was afraid, but because he felt that it was inappropriate to rashly touch other people's things.

Another boy said disapprovingly: "I'm already asleep at this time, let's lighten up, quietly, the body will not move, no one will notice, we just take a look and take a photo."

"Then let's go." The cute-looking girl couldn't wait to get up and walk out.

The remaining three also followed with excitement.

When they came to the yard and saw the ten corpses covered by cloaks standing against the wall, the four of them felt a little apprehensive and excited.

"Go, take off the cloak and have a look."

The cute-looking girl pushed her yellow-haired boyfriend.

Huangmao stepped forward and lifted the cloak of a corpse.

"hiss--"

After the corpse revealed its true colors, the four of them gasped and their faces turned pale.

A gust of wind blew by, and the four of them even shivered subconsciously.

"There are no pieces of wood tied to their bodies, how did they move?"

Hei Changzhi's boyfriend said something curiously.

The cute-looking girl said impatiently: "What are you doing so much, hurry up and take pictures, and go back to your room after taking pictures."

After finishing speaking, she handed the phone to the yellow-haired boyfriend and walked up to the corpse.

The yellow-haired boyfriend was just about to take pictures when she suddenly said, "Wait."

Then she turned around and took off the yellow talisman from the forehead of the corpse, stuck it on her own head, gesticulating with scissors, and said with a smile, "It's fine now, let's shoot."

"Okay." The yellow-haired boyfriend responded, raised the phone and started looking for a suitable angle.

Then his face changed, and his hands were shaking while holding the phone, because he saw through the camera that the corpse opened its eyes and moved.

"Little...Little Ling..."

Hei Changzhi and her boyfriend were also pale with fright, and stretched out their fingers tremblingly to point behind the cute girl.

They were all inexplicably terrified, those two people just now were not liars, they were real morticians.

"What's the matter? Hurry up and take a picture of me." The cute girl was a little puzzled, and then rolled her eyes: "Oh, I understand, don't you mean to say that the corpse behind me moved, and you want to scare me It's not that easy."

She has watched too many plots in this kind of TV series. How could she be fooled by such a clumsy method?

Suddenly, she felt a stinky cold air on her neck.

Turning his head subconsciously, he happened to meet the opened eyes and the opened mouth of the corpse.

"Ahhhh!"

Xiao Ling let out a hysterical scream, and a stream of urine flowed down his thigh uncontrollably in an instant.

"Roar!"

The corpse roared, and its two withered palms grabbed Xiao Ling's neck.

Although they used to be heroes who died in battle, they are now dead after all, without sanity at all.

Xiaoling took the evil-repelling talisman on his forehead, and the yang energy disturbed the corpse, and it was impossible to justify the transformation of the corpse.

"Ahhh! Come on, there are zombies, there are zombies!"

"Master, two masters, hurry up and save people!"

The remaining three people were frightened and panicked when they saw this scene, and they didn't dare to step forward to help, so they could only shout at the throat.

They all regret it now.

I thought it was a liar, but I didn't expect that there are such things as zombies.

Xiao Ling was strangled by the neck and kept struggling, feeling difficult to breathe, as if he would die at any moment.

The inn was not big, and the voices of the three woke up everyone who was sleeping.

Naturally, Su Xun and Fatty Mei were also woken up.

Su Xun jumped down from the attic on the second floor, took off the talisman that Xiao Ling had stuck on his forehead with a flip, and put it back on the corpse's head.

The corpse froze instantly, and its hands drooped.

"Pfft!"

Xiao Ling fell to the ground, his face began to return to normal, and he coughed non-stop while clutching his neck.

"Xiao Ling, are you okay, Xiao Ling?"

The yellow-haired boyfriend hurried forward to help her up.

Xiao Ling looked at Su Xun and screamed: "Your zombie... your zombie is harmful, you should kill him quickly, burn him, I was almost killed by him."

"Snapped!"

Su Xun slapped her in the face with a backhand, and said coldly: "Whoever allowed you to touch these corpses without permission, don't say you didn't die, even if you died, you deserve it."

"These are ancestors who died on the battlefield. After death, they were disturbed by you and turned into corpses. What right do you have to say that you burned him!"

After learning the identities of these corpses, Jiang Chen and the others stood in awe, and looked at Xiao Ling with unkind eyes.

"You dare to hit my girlfriend?" Huang Mao, who had just faced the corpse change, was very timid, but now he was very tough, and directly punched Su Xun.

Su Xun expressionless, raised his foot and kicked it out.

"Ah! Pfft—"