Urban: I have a new identity every week

Su Xun said to Chi Yang: "Set up artillery along the bank and cover this river with artillery fire."

"Yes, General!" Chi Yang responded, and then waved to the soldiers behind him.

The soldiers moved into action, setting up ten conventional artillery pieces along the banks of the river.

Su Xun had already led Fatty Mei and the others back to the shore.

Fatty Mei has been carefully looking at Su Xun.

Because he suddenly remembered that Su Xun said two days ago that he would be the head of the group. He laughed at that time, but now he regrets it. He wants to be the head of the group!

In the river, because there was too much movement above, the black fish floated to the surface of the water cautiously, wanting to observe what was going on outside.

"fire!"

Chi Yang gave an order.

"Boom boom boom..."

Ten cannons fired at the same time, and the shells exploded in the river, causing waves several meters high. The black fish was directly blown to pieces, and the fish meat flying white smoke flew everywhere.

Poor black fish, before it had time to see the world for the last time, it was cooked like this, and the aroma was tangy.

The seven students watched this scene dumbfounded.

Fuck, sure enough, under the range of the cannon, everything is just a cloud.

Fatty Mei also fully felt what it means that the times have changed.

In the past, talisman papers were used to subdue demons and eliminate demons, but now they are directly bombarded to wash the ground, and all demons and ghosts are garbage under the muzzle of the guns.

Xiao Bai in Qin Zhu's arms trembled.

After firing 20 shells, Su Xun gave the order to stop the shelling.

Countless dead fish and snakes became the funeral objects of the black fish and water monster, scattered all over the shore.

The flesh of black fish is scattered on the shore, and the diameter of the largest piece of fish will not exceed [-] centimeters.

This horse riding is called fried fish.

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 215 Successfully Sending the Veteran Home

"Brother, why are there so many unbelievers in this world?"

On the way, Fatty Mei sighed.

At this time, they had passed through Lailong County and entered the deep mountains again.

The experience in the county just now is the reason why the morticians try to avoid people by taking small paths.

Because there are always evil spirits who don't believe in evil, they have to touch this mold, which will harm others and themselves.

Such things as retribution are of course illusory, invisible and intangible.

However, the corpses that rush into the road will be haunted by death, and start to have bad luck. If the bad luck goes too far, it will easily bring serious consequences.

Just like the flower pot that fell on Xiao Wang's head.

As long as he moves a few centimeters backward, forward or sideways, the vase will not hit him.

But it just happened to be such a coincidence, this is the consequence of bad luck.

There is also the little yellow hair who was crushed by the car and broke his leg. These things are too coincidental, revealing a wicked nature.

"You've said they're bad guys, isn't it normal that bad guys have no sense?"

Su Xun casually replied, there are more than 70 billion people in the world, isn't it allowed to have a few bad words?

Ordinary people, even if they don't believe in these things, they will not take the initiative to step forward, but hide away.

Just like the couple at the barbecue stand.

People like Xiao Huangmao and Huo Tao are purely looking for death by themselves. Even if they are lucky, they will not die, but they must be plagued by many diseases in their later years. Those who are not lucky enough will end up like Xiao Wang.

Fatty Mei glanced at Qin Zhu: "If sister-in-law hadn't disappeared just now, then they weren't attracted by the corpse, but by sister-in-law."

"This sycophant is in place and has improved." Qin Zhu praised Fatty Mei, shaking a branch in his hand.

Xiao Bai followed her slowly, with a white fox tail dangling very nicely.

"Brother, it's almost dawn, do you want to find a place to rest first?"

Fatty Mei glanced at the time and said.

"Didn't you just talk nonsense?" Su Xun said angrily.

Fatty Mei smiled mischievously, licked his face and said, "I'm asking you for instructions, isn't it to show respect for you?"

Half an hour later, because they couldn't find the cave, a group of people came to a river and built a shed to shade the corpse from the sun.

Then I started cooking, and the food was directly sourced from local sources, and I caught a few fish in the river to be handcuffed.

"It's a pity, I didn't get to taste what that fish demon tastes like."

Looking at the burnt grilled fish in his hand, Fatty Mei sighed with some regret.

Su Xun rolled his eyes: "I really want to use that fish demon to make sauerkraut fish. It might grow so big after eating that fish monster. Can you eat its meat?"

"Forget it, don't mention such disgusting things when eating, it's easy to nausea."

………………

At 08:30 in the evening, it was completely dark, and Su Xun and Fatty Mei drove the corpse on the road again.

These seniors will be sent to their destination tonight.

The Yicheng Military Sub-division belongs to the Southwest Military District. It is located in a deep mountain outside Yicheng. An infantry division is stationed here all year round.

At one o'clock in the morning, the guards at the gate of the military division began to change their guards.

Two soldiers with live ammunition stepped forward to the door and saluted the two who were standing guard.

The two people standing guard at the door returned the salute, then handed over the posts to each other, turned and walked into the military division.

Everything is done silently, which looks very ceremonial.

The two guards stood at the door as straight as two javelins, even if mosquitoes flew to their faces, they remained motionless.

"Dingling~Dingling~Dingling~"

A ringtone came to the ears of the two.

The two looked at each other, both a little suspicious, where did the bells come from in the middle of the night in the mountains?

"Step~step~step~"

Suddenly, a sound of footsteps came from the front.

The expressions of the two guards changed, and they aimed their guns at the dark forest ahead.

Under the gaze of the two, several figures came out from the darkness.

"Who is it! Stop here! It's an important military site, no one is allowed to enter, get out of here immediately!"

In the distance, before he could see the person's appearance clearly, one of the guards shouted a warning.

The people on the opposite side were getting closer and closer, and the two guards finally got a clear idea of ​​what these people looked like.

The two leaders are fat and thin, and the thin one holds a flag in his hand and shakes a bell, and wears a hood so that people can't see his face clearly.

Behind them are nine men in black cloaks.

Next to it was a snow-white fox.

This scene looks very strange.

"Stop! One more step forward and I'll shoot!"

The guard yelled again, and the automatic rifle in his hand was already loaded.

Su Xun stopped, and said in a low voice: "I'm here to send people home. These are your predecessors, the remains of veterans who died on the battlefield."

Hearing this, the two guards were at a loss, and they understood the last sentence, but they both felt that the matter was a bit suspenseful.

After all, the army is relatively closed and has limited acceptance of information from the outside world. These private soldiers don't know the video of exorcising corpses circulating on the Internet.

Su Xun continued: "Since the person has been delivered, I will take my leave first."

After finishing speaking, he turned his head and bowed to the nine corpses: "Seniors, let's get along together, parting is imminent, the homeland has arrived, and I hope all the seniors can be buried in peace as soon as possible."

After speaking, Su Xun and Fatty Mei took off the cloaks covering the nine corpses one by one, and then strode into the darkness.

The two guards stepped forward to check carefully, and after seeing the true faces of the nine corpses, they all took a breath.

"Quick... go and report!"

A few minutes later, a middle-aged commander led a group of officers quickly out of the gate of the military division.

The middle-aged commander approached and carefully looked at the nine corpses, his face became more and more solemn, looked at the two guards and asked, "Where is the person who sent them here?"

As a high-level executive, of course he knew about the two mortician videos that were very popular on the Internet recently, but no matter what, he never thought that the remains of those veterans were actually sent to him.

"Report to the commander, we have already left." One of the guards replied.

A school officer looked at the middle-aged commander suspiciously: "Commander, these are..."

"They're all our seniors. The clothes on their bodies haven't rotted yet, and they've all grown together with the flesh." The middle-aged commander showed reverence, and then took a deep breath: "Everyone has them, stand at attention."

"Clap!"

Everyone stood up straight, and there was a crisp sound when their heels collided.

"Welcome home, senior veteran, salute!"

The middle-aged commander opened his throat and roared.

"Shh!"

Everyone raised their right hands in unison to salute.

Under the night, the corpses of nine veterans stood motionless, their backs still straight.

Opposite the veteran's corpse, a group of young officers stood at attention and saluted, their backs also straightened.

This scene seems to be the handover of responsibilities between the old man and the newcomer.

Several meteors streaked across the night sky.

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 216 Fatty Mei is a Talent

[Congratulations to the host for completing the task: send the remains of the veteran back to his hometown and bury him in peace. 】

[Reward: Exorcism Secret Technique. 】

Hearing the prompt sound in his head, Su hit his mouth, he actually wanted the skill of drawing symbols more.

And he was a little surprised that the system judged that his mission was completed so quickly.

After all, he successfully delivered the remains of the veteran, but isn't it still buried?

Forget it, since the system has judged that the task has been completed, there is no need to think so much.

Today is Saturday, every weekend, I have a day off and I have to welcome the arrival of the next identity.

"Brother, why didn't you leave all of a sudden?"

Seeing Su Xun stop and stand still, Fatty Mei asked curiously.

Only then did Su Xun come back to his senses: "Just wait here, I'll send someone to pick us up."

After finishing speaking, he took out his mobile phone and called Chi Yang, asking him to arrange a small spaceship to pick him up.

A few minutes after the call was made, a spaceship flew over Su Xun and the others.

"General, please board the ship."