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Chapter 201 A Reminder from the Old Village Chief

The fat monk rolled his throat, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and mustered up the courage to turn around slowly.

I saw a woman in a red dress standing not far away, looking at him expressionlessly.

More importantly, this woman's feet did not touch the ground, she was completely floating in the air.

No, this is not a woman, but a female ghost.

"Monk, tell me, how do you know there are no ghosts in the world?"

Qin Zhu looked at the fat monk quietly, with a weird smile on his face, which made one's scalp tingle.

"Ahhh! Ghosts, there are ghosts!"

The fat monk couldn't bear it anymore, let out a scream, and rushed towards the door dragging his fat body.

"Master, wait for me."

Jing Wu also followed up with a scramble and a crawl, and was scared to pee out.

No matter what, the two of them never expected that the ghost they had fabricated would actually meet the right owner.

"Give me my life~ give me my life~"

Qin Zhu said a classic line that 70.00% of the ghosts in the movie would say.

"Ahh! It has nothing to do with us, we didn't kill you!"

The fat monk and Jing Wu ran too fast and fell directly at the door, looking at Qin Zhu who was getting closer and closer to them with horror on their faces.

outside the yard.

Listening to the voice coming from inside, the villagers all showed worried expressions.

The evil spirits inside are so powerful that even the two masters have already fallen into a disadvantage.

Su Xun turned around, walked up the steps of the yard, looked at the people below and said:

"Villagers, in fact, there are no ghosts in your village at all. Those two monks are just directing and acting to cheat you out of money."

"The animals that died in your village before were all killed by them. Now they pretend to be frightened and panicked to look like a ghost. Then they can say that they have spent a lot of effort. Just get rid of the evil spirits and ask you for more money."

"If you don't believe me, see for yourself."

After the words fell, he turned his head and pushed open the courtyard door.

Then all the villagers saw that there were only two monks shivering on the ground in the yard, and there were no so-called evil spirits at all.

For a moment, everyone was furious.

How much they believed in these two "masters" before, how angry they are now.

Is it easy for them to make some money all year round?

And the two monks looked happy when they saw the villagers as if they saw the savior.

"Made, kill them!"

"Kill these two liars!"

The villagers rushed forward, cursing angrily, punching and kicking the two swindlers.

"Ah! Don't hit it, there are ghosts, there are really ghosts! Ah, my head."

The two crooks curled up on the ground with their heads in their hands.

"Still trying to lie to us, beat them to death!"

Fists and feet fell on the two liars like raindrops, and soon the two were bruised and swollen, and they didn't even have the energy to scream.

"Okay, okay, it's almost done, villagers, if you beat them again, you will kill them."

Seeing that it was almost done, Su Xun hurried out to stop these villagers who were already red-eyed.

In the end, the villagers carried the two badly beaten monks out of the village, leaving them to fend for themselves.

When the two liars were thrown out, they were still chanting "there is a ghost" in their mouths, and they must have been completely scared out of their wits.

If they dare to engage in this industry in the future, Su Xun will have to admire their courage.

"Master, thank you very much. If it weren't for you, all the money we saved would have been cheated by these two scammers."

The old man shook Su Xun's hand gratefully to express his gratitude.

The other villagers also expressed their thanks.

In this impoverished place, it was not easy to save some money. If it wasn't for Su Xun, they would have lost a lot this time.

"The old man is too polite. If you allow me to get rid of the corpse, I can't just sit back and watch you get cheated."

Su Xun's face was light and calm. Those who help others will always help them.

If you help me, I will naturally help you. Su Xun has always been a person who repays kindness.

"Master, you have wasted time in order to help us expose the liar. It is almost dawn. I know you follow the rules of the master. You don't go on the road during the day. In my opinion, you might as well rest in our village first, and wait until the evening." Let us repay your kindness for exposing the liar."

The old man asked Su Xun to rest in the village.

Su Xun looked at the Rolex on his wrist, and indeed it would be dawn in an hour or so, so he agreed after thinking about it.

"In that case, then I will not be polite, thank you old man, thank you uncles and brothers."

Most people are quite taboo about corpses, and Su Xun was very grateful for being able to make excuses, and now he was willing to let them rest in the village, which moved Su Xun a little.

"Where is it, the master is too polite, without you, my child's tuition fee will be cheated."

"Yeah, it's only right for us to entertain you, and we will repay you with gratitude."

In this way, Su Xun and Fatty Mei found a shady place to temporarily put the corpse there, and planned to rest in the village until dark before setting off.

Knowing that they didn't sleep last night, the village chief arranged a bed for them to rest.

They didn't wake them up until lunch time.

Su Xun and Fatty Mei walked out of the room, both startled by the scene in front of them.

I saw several tables of banquets set up in the yard of the village chief's house, with chicken, duck, fish, meat, vegetables, and various local products.

"This, village chief, this is too rich."

Su Xun was a little embarrassed. After all, the village was relatively poor, and it was no wonder he could accept so many good things for them once again.

The village chief showed a kind smile: "We should, we should."

Su Xun smiled wryly, that's all, leave some money for the village when you leave at night.

After eating, many villagers went to work in the fields.

Su Xun and Fatty Mei sat on the threshold and chatted with the old village chief.

"Master, have you ever seen a ghost in your travels?" The old village chief asked Su Xun curiously while smoking a pipe.

Su Xun smiled slightly: "Of course I have."

Fatty Mei complained secretly at the side: "Old man, I haven't seen this guy before, so he still lives."

"Do ghosts always harm people?" The old village chief believed in ghosts, but he had never seen a ghost in his life. Hearing that Su Xun had seen one, his curiosity was immediately aroused.

Su Xun shook his head: "This view is too one-sided. People have good people and bad people, and ghosts also have good ghosts and bad ghosts. Some people are worse than ghosts, just like those two liars. Sometimes people's hearts are worse than ghosts."

"What I'm talking about is that after living for so many years, old man, I haven't encountered ghosts harming others, but I have encountered many people harming others." The old village chief nodded, with a look of deep sympathy.

Then he suddenly thought of something, smoked a cigarette, turned to Su Xun and said:

"Two masters, you should pay attention when you climb the mountain in front at night. There are unclean things on the mountain. People often hear foxes screaming there. This time the two liars said that there are dirty things in our village, so I subconsciously I thought that something from that mountain had sneaked into the village, otherwise I wouldn't be so easily deceived."

Hearing that there might be a vixen, Fatty Mei's eyes lit up, and his breathing became short of breath.

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 202 Fox Spirit: I'm Too Difficult

"Master, what's wrong with you?"

The old village head looked at Mei Wenhua with a puzzled expression.

How does he feel that there is something wrong with the fat master's eyes when he heard that there might be something dirty?

It's like... the big boar in his family that has been hungry for a year.

Mei Wenhua coughed twice, and wiped the corner of his mouth: "It's okay, village chief, can you tell me more about what happened on that mountain?"

Foxy!

Generally, they are all charming, with long legs and breasts, big white skin, a good body and many tricks, no mother-in-law, no bride price, no house, no car.

The more Mei Wenhua thought about it, the more excited he became, and he couldn't wait to go and slay demons.

This kind of goblin is causing harm to the world, and he, Mei Wenhua, has acquired a whole body of profound art, so he should subdue her for the sake of the country and the people!

Since ancient times, no one has died in life, so let someone Mei come to feed the demon with his body.

"That mountain is called Moon Mountain, and people in the village have to walk that road to go to the market. Some time ago when they were walking at night, some people heard foxes calling, some said they saw ghosts, and some said they saw a big snow-white fox..."

"Wait." Fatty Mei interrupted the village chief, his eyes widened: "Big fox?"

"Yes." The old village head nodded, a little puzzled, hearing a fox barking, isn't it normal to have a big fox?

Mei Wenhua suddenly lost interest.

It turns out that he hasn't transformed yet, no matter how strong his taste is, he can't attack a fox. He is a beast, but he doesn't like people and beasts.

If you think about it, it would be extremely difficult for monsters and ghosts to take shape these days if there is no fortuitous encounter.

Of course, Qin Zhu, a heterogeneous cohesive entity, is not included for the time being.

"Relax, maybe that fox is a male fox, so it doesn't matter whether he can transform or not." Su Xun patted Mei Wenhua's shoulder to express his comfort.

Mei Wenhua winked at him when he heard the words: "Public fox, don't you find it more exciting?"

Su Xun's face froze, and he moved his body to the side. The boy went out alone, and felt that he should pay attention to protecting himself when he slept at night.

"Haha, just kidding." Fatty Mei said with a smile, "You're serious, I, Mei Wenhua, have absolutely normal sexual orientation."

Su Xun sneered: "Are you kidding? How many people use the name of joking to express their true inner thoughts."

The pure old village chief was at a loss, and didn't understand what the two were talking about.

If he understands, he will definitely sigh from the bottom of his heart, the people in your city really know how to play.

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night.

After enjoying the dinner carefully prepared by the villagers, Su Xun left the cash on his wallet and continued on the road with the corpses of his predecessors.

After knowing that those corpses were the remains of the ancestors of the Anti-Japanese War, the villagers sent them all the way to the entrance of the village.

They also forcibly gave Su Xun a large package of dry food, which were pancakes fried by the villagers themselves, steamed buns, tea eggs, dried meat and so on.

Su Xun didn't want it at first, but the old village head said that if they didn't accept it, then they didn't want Su Xun's money either.

In desperation, Su Xun could only accept the large package of dry food after being grateful.

"Dingling~Dingling~Dingling~"

"Clang~clang~"

The sound of bells and gongs grew farther and farther away from the village.

"The front is the moon mountain that the village chief said, it doesn't look like the moon."

An hour later, Fatty Mei pointed to a mountain in front of him and said.

The mountain is not high, but the trees are densely forested.

Under the moonlight, the branches of the trees are like devils with claws and claws. A narrow path leads into the mountain, which is pitch black and misty, with no end in sight.

Without Su Xun's words, Qin Zhu refuted him: "There is no fish in the fish-flavored shredded pork."