Urban: I have a new identity every week

Fatty Mei curled his lips: "There are things of the opposite sex that are inhuman."

Then suddenly kick the accelerator down.

"what!"

Both Qin Zhu and Xiao Bai were taken aback, and fell into Su Xun's arms by the momentum, making Su Xun feel that life was full of softness and fragrance.

A few minutes later, the car drove to the gas station.

This gas station is small, but there are two cars parked next to it. It is obvious that they are not the only ones who want to spend the night here.

There are several tables in the lobby of the gas station, and two tables of guests are eating inside. There are six people in total, two women and four men.

"There's something wrong with this gas station, it's too demonic."

This time without Xiaobai's reminder, both Su Xun and Fatty Mei felt the evil spirit hanging over the gas station.

"No wonder this gas station is not shown on the map. It turns out to be weird. Let me see what it is."

As soon as Su Xun finished speaking, he directly used the skill of the monster catcher - fiery eyes, and his eyes burst into a burst of golden light.

"Fuck." Fatty Mei, who was about to open his eyes, swears, Mad, why doesn't he need to chant a spell to open his eyes?

At this time, the gas station in Su Xun's eyes had become a few dilapidated old houses after the fire, with spider webs and weeds everywhere.

The proprietress standing at the checkout counter in the gas station is a big mouse with a mouse's head on her head, and the busy chef in the back kitchen is also a big mouse with a mouse's head on her head.

As for the guests at the two tables, they ate insects such as cockroaches and maggots, and the drinks they drank were sewage from the stinky ditch.

This is an illusion performed by two mouse demons to confuse human beings.

"It turned out to be two stinky mice." Fatty Mei had already seen through everything with his heavenly eyes.

Su Xun withdrew his gaze: "It doesn't have a shape, but it can speak human words and perform illusions. It can be regarded as a monster on the stage. At least it is much stronger than that tiger."

"It's not much stronger. If it's really strong enough, there's no need to use illusion to deceive people." Fatty Mei sometimes speaks to the point.

What he said was right, if he was really strong, he would just block the way and eat people, and eat whoever he wanted, and there was no need to use illusions to deceive people.

Su Xun said with a smile: "If we really meet that kind of monster who is too strong to use illusion, we should roll as far as we can, and don't go to die."

He still has this self-knowledge, and that kind of big monster is definitely not something he can provoke now.

"It's strange. There have been more and more monsters in the past two years, and they even came out to make trouble. Let's go and meet these two mice." Fatty Mei had already turned off the car while speaking.

At this moment, the female mouse in the store had already walked over, and said through the car window: "Several bosses, do you want to refuel or eat?"

"Don't refuel, let's go to the store and see what to eat." Fatty Mei said with a smile, he had closed his eyes.

After all, looking at the beautiful woman transformed by this illusion is always more pleasing to the eye than looking at a big mouse, why bother to disgust yourself?

The female mouse smiled happily: "The bosses are welcome."

Xiaobai and Qin Zhu were concealed by Su Xun's Taoism, so the other party didn't realize their true identities.

Unless the mouse can break through the Taoism performed by Su Xun, or it is a big monster with a high level of cultivation, but obviously, the other party can't meet the two conditions.

After getting off the car, a group of people followed the female mouse into the hall, and Su Xun held a long object wrapped in cloth in his hand.

As they entered, the six people who were dining all raised their heads.

Especially when the four men saw Xiao Bai and Qin Zhu, their eyes were straightened, and they were astonished.

But they all knew it well, and they didn't dare to strike up a conversation, or they were so inferior that they didn't dare to strike up a conversation.

So I just glanced at it twice, then withdrew my gaze and continued to eat.

"Several bosses sit first, here is our menu." The mother mouse took out the menu and handed it to them.

Su Xun flipped through the menu, and casually tossed the menu aside: "Miss Boss, there's nothing on the menu that we want to eat."

"What does the boss want to eat, just tell me directly, my guy can cook anything." The female mouse said with a smile, with a cold light in her eyes.

Fatty Mei answered, showing a simple and honest smile: "We want to eat human flesh, I wonder if you do this business in the store?"

After his words fell, the shop was quiet for a second, and the six people who were dining raised their heads again.

At this moment, the eyes of everyone and the demon were focused on Fatty Mei.

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 246 These Dishes Are Delicious

Following Fatty Mei's words "We want to eat human flesh", the hall was eerily quiet.

"Hahaha." A burst of laughter broke the silence, and a middle-aged man who was having a meal said, "Dude, you really know how to joke. Is there any restaurant that dares to sell human flesh?"

The others also smiled, thinking that Fatty Mei was joking.

"No, no, brother, this shows that your knowledge is still too little." Fatty Mei shook his head, with a pleasant smile on his face, and pointed to the sign outside the shop: "For example, this shop dares to sell human flesh. "

After the words fell, he looked at the proprietress with a smile: "Madam proprietress, do you think so?"

"Oh, big brother, it's scary for you to make such jokes at night." The proprietress sneered, patted her chest, and looked at Fatty Mei with winking eyes.

If he hadn't known that it was a stinky mouse, Fatty Mei would have been tempted, but now he just finds these winks disgusting.

"Snapped!"

Su Xun slapped the table in front of him, looked at the female mouse coldly and said, "You rat monster, you are still pretending to be a fake."

The mother mouse turned pale with shock when she heard the words, obviously she didn't expect that this group of people would have seen through her illusion long ago.

"Brother, you scared the lady boss." A middle-aged man frowned, a little displeased with Su Xun's behavior, and immediately got up to save the beauty.

As for Su Xun's claim that the proprietress is a demon, they didn't take this seriously at all.

The female mouse rolled her eyes, pretended to be crying, looked at the six guests and said, "Several handsome men and beauties, you have to tell me something fair, I'm open to do business, why don't you?" When he put it in his mouth, he suddenly became a demon."

As he spoke, the mother mouse began to cry.

At the same time, the male mouse also came out with a kitchen knife in his hand.

In the eyes of those six guests, it was an obese middle-aged man holding a kitchen knife.

"Miss Boss, don't cry, it doesn't matter if you don't do business with this class of people." A young man rose up against the table, pointed at Su Xun and cursed: "Why are you so unreasonable? Jiangzhou is a rich place anyway, how can you support you?" Such an unqualified person."

"That's right, is it easy for a couple to start a business here? How can you be so rude!"

"It's really strange. You people look like human beings. Why don't you talk about human affairs and do nothing about human affairs?"

The other guests all stood up and acted bravely, sneering at Su Xun and the others.

Su Xun was expressionless, and sneered: "A group of idiots, I'm saving you, otherwise you would have been a monster, these two mice can talk, but they have eaten a lot of people."

"Oh! Save us? You must be out of your mind. You're still a monster. It's like watching too many movies."

"That's right, that's fine, don't disturb our appetite here, let me tell you, the boss's husband is a good cook, and the dishes he cooks are delicious."

"Really? It smells so good?" Su Xun raised the corners of his mouth into a playful smile, pinched a few hands, and chanted a mantra: "My Lord Xuanwu, demons and ghosts, appear quickly, as fast as a law!"

boom!

The six guests only felt a shock in their minds, a moment of trance, and then the world in front of them changed.

I saw that the charming proprietress was just a big mouse in clothes.

The fat boss with a knife was also a fat and ferocious rat with exposed fangs.

The warm restaurant in front of me has also become a dilapidated house.

Take another look at the food and drink on their table.

"Wow! Vomit~oh~"

The six people vomited while leaning on the low earthen wall almost at the same time, their faces were pale, as if they were about to spit out all their gallbladder.

"Monster! Monster, monster!"

"There are monsters! Two masters help, masters help!"

The six people were almost scared out of their wits, and they all hid behind Su Xun and Fatty Mei and shivered. The two men who had danced the most happily just now even peed out of fear.

"Damn, damn it!"

The female mouse looked at Su Xun and Fatty Mei resentfully, two sharp claws emerged, and grabbed Su Xun with the sound of piercing through the air.

"Ridiculous, I don't know what it means."

Su Xun smiled contemptuously, clapped his palms, and the cloth wrapped in the strip flew out, revealing the main body of the Demon Suppressing Sword.

The mother mouse's paw just landed on the Demon Suppressing Sword, and a burst of golden light erupted on the surface of the Demon Suppressing Sword.

"what!"

The female mouse let out a cry of pain, stepped back in an instant, looked at her paws, and saw that two more paws had been burned to pieces.

"Die!"

The male mouse roared angrily, and slashed at Su Xun with the kitchen knife in his hand.

"Fuck off, your opponent is me."

Fatty Mei's fat body suddenly became flexible, and he kicked the mouse's kitchen knife.

"clang--"

The kitchen knife flew out and stuck on the ground.

Qin Zhu disappeared suddenly, and appeared behind the female mouse in the next second, picked up a wooden stick and whipped it down.

"pat-"

The wooden stick broke, the female mouse staggered and swayed, and the tail twitched behind her.

"boom!"

Qin Zhu was sent flying out.

"court death!"

Su Xun showed his murderous intent, holding the demon-suppressing sword, stepped on a wooden board, stepped into the air, and took the head of the female mouse with the long sword in his hand with a cold light.

The female mouse has just tried the power of this sword, it seems that it is specially used to restrain their monsters, so she wants to avoid it directly.

But the moment she dodged to the side, a talisman flew out of Su Xun's hand: "Suppress evil spirits!"

"Ah! Pfft—"

The female mouse was hit by the talisman, a mouthful of blood spurted out, and her body flew upside down and hit the ground fiercely.

At the same time, Su Xun's Demon Suppressing Sword arrived and stabbed down from the air.

The female mouse dodged the sword by rolling on the ground.

"Look this way."

Xiao Bai yelled at the male mouse who was confronting Fatty Mei, and the male mouse subconsciously turned to look at him.

It felt like Xiaobai's eyes were like deep water like a lake, and the male mouse submerged in it unconsciously.

Illusion is the innate supernatural power of the fox demon, and Xiaobai's illusion is ten blocks away from these two mice.

She can't confuse people with profound morals and strong will, but these two mice obviously don't belong to any of the above categories.

The male mouse was immersed in the illusion, unknowingly, he saw everything he wanted in the illusion, and he couldn't extricate himself from it.

"Pfft-"

A sharp wooden stake pierced the heart of the male mouse, and the suspect was Fatty Mei.

The male mouse woke up suddenly, roared, furious, and rushed towards Fatty Mei like crazy.

On the other hand, the female mouse was forced to retreat by Su Xun, and she was no match at all.

After all, Su Xun's Demon Suppressing Sword and Demon Suppressing Swordsmanship are proficient, and they are designed to target demons. What's more, he is already good at skills and knows the secret technique of exorcising evil spirits?

"It's not easy for our husband and wife to practice so far. Why do you want to kill them all? As long as you hold your hands high, there is a treasure in my husband and wife's hands that I would like to offer to you."

The female mouse was knocked into the air again, vomited blood, was on the verge of falling, got up and asked Su for forgiveness.

(End of this chapter)