Urban: I have a new identity every week

"I met the fairy in the Xiayihua Palace, inviting the moon."

Su Xun looked at the picture of the two people cherishing each other, and mourned for three seconds of silence for the unscrupulous people in the world.

Together, they can slaughter all the heartless dogs in the world.

Both Li Mochou and Yaoyue were really miserable.

The reason why Yaoyue saved her sweetheart was that she was exhausted and sacrificed her cultivation to save her sweetheart, but the maid picked her peaches.

Li Mochou met Lu Zhanyuan for the first time when she went down the mountain and was coaxed by him. The girl was emotional and had a deep love for Lu Zhanyuan, but Lu Zhanyuan only wanted to lie to her about her skills, and then abandoned Li Mochou and married He Yuanjun instead.

The experiences of the two are similar, and the results are also similar. Yaoyue's temperament changed drastically and Yulang was killed, while Li Mochou directly destroyed the Lu family, and then took the daughters of Lu Zhanyuan and He Yuanjun as disciples.

There is also one thing in common, that is, both of them are still in the same place, and Li Mochou's Shougongsha is still there.

So Su Xun felt that it was a waste of their respective experiences that these two people did not make each other confidantes.

Next, Li Mochou went on the road with Su Xun and others for the "Jade Heart Sutra". After all, if you want to copy it, you need to find a place with a pen and paper.

Because Li Mochou's master and apprentice didn't have horses, Li Mochou and Yaoyue rode together on one horse, while Hong Lingbo and Lu Wushuang rode on the same horse with Lian Xing, three horse-drawn horses and seven people, overloaded.

Fortunately, the traffic police did not issue a ticket.

Li Mochou and Yaoyue met each other late, and the two shared their respective experiences, and then together expressed their prejudice against men all over the world and their hatred for scumbags.

The two also shared the methods of torturing the unscrupulous, and learned from each other to promote the methods of torture.

"Why is Sister Yaoyue with him?" Li Mochou pointed to Su Xun on the white horse in front of her with her eyes.

Yaoyue snorted coldly: "I have a skill in Yihua Palace in his hands, and I have to work for him to get it back."

"What's so difficult about it, wouldn't it be enough to just snatch it back from him?" Li Mochou said as a matter of course.

Yaoyue nodded: "I think so too, but I can't beat him, and I don't know what kind of exercises he has practiced. His strength is very strong, which is very strange."

"Sneak attack? I have the Bingpo Silver Needle."

"It's useless, he is very thick-skinned."

"You two, I can hear you." Hearing the two conspiring loudly, Su Xun said with a dark face.

Li Mochou ignored it, but asked Yaoyue, "I don't think my sister is from the Song Dynasty."

"We are from the Ming Dynasty. The guy right in front is the Marquis of Huai'an of the Ming Dynasty. He is in charge of Jinyiwei and Dongchang. He has great power." Yaoyue said.

Li Mochou frowned, and then deliberately loudly said: "So he doesn't have a lot of wives and concubines?"

The expression of the little dragon girl in Su Xun's arms changed.

"Long'er, I am in a high position. It's normal for me to have three wives and four concubines. Don't listen to her nonsense. She was cheated by a man and wanted to provoke us. I believe you can feel my heart for you." Su Xun softly comforted .

Xiao Longnv bit her red lips tightly and nodded, but there was still some uneasiness between her brows.

After all, she has gone down the mountain now, and she puts all her body and mind on Su Xun. If Su Xun doesn't want her...

She really didn't dare to think about it anymore.

"Li Mochou, shut your mouth for me." Sensing Xiao Longnu's emotions, Su Xun's face turned cold.

Li Mochou chuckled: "Why, I'm talking..."

In the next second, she couldn't speak.

Because he was on the horse in front of Su Xun a second ago, he floated in front of her in an instant, floating in the air, with one hand pinching her tender throat.

"Master!" Hong Lingbo exclaimed, subconsciously about to draw his sword, Lian Xing quickly stopped her.

Li Mochou's peach blossom eyes were full of horror, she was subdued before she could even react.

And the other party seems to be using no internal strength, just relying purely on the speed of the human body itself, but who can tell her, how can a person's speed be so fast?

"Chang'an, don't." Xiao Longnv exclaimed.

After all, Li Mochou is her senior sister.

Su Xun looked at Li Mochou indifferently: "Next time, you ask your apprentice to prepare the coffin for you."

After saying that, she let go of Li Mochou, her figure flickered and landed on the white horse, beating the horse away.

"Cough cough... cough cough..."

Staring at Su Xun's back, Li Mochou kept coughing, and her pale pretty face gradually returned to blood.

"Now you know how evil he is."

Inviting the moon said quietly.

Li Mochou nodded Yu Sheng after the catastrophe, secretly thought in her heart, and left as soon as she got the Jade Heart Sutra.

The farther you can hide, the better. Just now, she really felt the shroud of death, and her life was hanging by a thread.

It wasn't until evening that the group of people who had traveled all day came across a small village. Su Xun gave Yin Zi to stay at the village head's house, and asked him to prepare a table of food and wine.

"Taste it." Su Xun picked up a piece of chicken and put it in the small bowl in front of the little dragon girl.

Life is meaningless if you can't enjoy delicious food in this world.

Li Mochou looked at this scene with some jealousy, she was once so doted on by Lu Zhanyuan.

It turned out that it was a liar, the point is that the liar actually only wanted to lie to her about her skills, not her body.

This is what makes her feel humiliated.

Su Xungui is a Lord Marquis, with great power in his hands, so naturally he has nothing to lack, so he must be sincere to Xiao Longnv, and it is this that makes her envious and jealous.

Xiao Longnv frowned after taking a sip, shook her head, and said softly: "Chang'an, I've been used to eating honey flower ointment since I was a child, and I really can't take it anymore."

For more than ten years, her stomach has long been used to things like honey and fruits, and she can't accept other greasy foods at all, and she will vomit as soon as she eats them.

"My lady, why don't I have some fruits in my house that you can't fill my stomach with?" said the village chief's wife.

Su Xun said, "Then I would like to thank my mother-in-law."

"I can't afford it. The money given by the young master is enough for us to spend several years." The village head said.

After eating, Su Xun spent money to buy the pen and paper left by the village chief's son, and then wrote to Li Mochou what she had been thinking about—"Lust, Female Heart Sutra".

Li Mochou stared at Su Xun who was writing non-stop. The thing she had been wanting for a long time was about to be obtained, and her breathing became short of breath.

Her clothes are really big and round, trembling when she is short of breath, I really want to hold her.

Xiao Longnv was a little helpless, knowing that Su Xun was playing tricks on her senior sister, because she never taught Su Xun the Jade Heart Sutra, how could he write it?

Half an hour later, Su Xun taught Li Mochou the paper in his hand: "This secret book needs a man to cooperate with you to practice it. Take it back and practice slowly."

Xiao Longnv's jade lips parted slightly when she heard this, could it be that Chang'an really knows the Jade Heart Sutra?Because the Jade Heart Sutra does require a man and a woman to practice together.

"Lingbo, let's go."

Li Mochou held the paper, didn't even look at it, and flew out of the window without saying a word.

Su Xun was speechless, these martial arts masters always prefer to go through the window instead of the main entrance.

Just like he likes to go through the back door (,,??.??,,).

The little dragon girl is in danger!

Yaoyue and Lianxing both looked at Su Xun in surprise, they didn't expect Su Xun to actually give the exercises to Li Mochou, it shouldn't be, it's not his nature.

"What are you doing looking at me like that? I always do what I say. It's just that you think too badly of me."

Su Xun spread his hands and looked at the two of them and said.

"I'll go see her off." Yaoyue was still worried, fearing that Li Mochou would follow Su Xun's blindly written exercises.

Lian Xing bowed to Su Xun, smiled slightly and said, "My lord, Lian Xing will go to rest first."

Or she looks more like a maid.

Su Xun likes Lian Xing who is as gentle as water.

"Chang'an, how do you know the Jade Heart Sutra?" After Lian Xing left, Xiao Long Nu asked in disbelief.

Su Xun hugged her, said with a smirk, "I have countless daughters, so of course I will, the Heart Sutra for Women."

"You..." Xiao Longnv was very shy, and was pushed down on the bed by Su Xun halfway.

While the two were playing on the bed, Palace Master Yaoyue also caught up with Li Mochou, master and apprentice.

"Why is Sister Yaoyue here?" Li Mochou has a good impression of Yaoyue and regards her as a confidante.

Yaoyue sighed: "You should take out the exercises and take a look. Miss Long didn't even give you the Jade Heart Sutra, so how could he give it to you?"

She thought she knew Su Xun well, at least Su Xun respected women more and would not presume to give Li Mochou what the little dragon girl didn't give her.

"Is it necessary for him to lie to me?" Li Mochou couldn't believe that there are such boring people in the world?

Lied her to follow all the way, just to play her?

Yaoyue smiled helplessly: "It's really possible for him to be so boring, you don't know him at all."

Li Mochou half-believingly took out the exercises that Su Xun gave her, looked at her for a while, her pretty face flushed, and cursed angrily: "You bastard!"

"What's wrong?" Yaoyue took a piece of paper, and then blushed: "This is too outrageous!"

On the piece of paper she got, there were two lifelike villains entangled.

Then there is a thoughtful wording next to it: Desire, the seventh form of the Female Heart Sutra-Guanyin sitting on the lotus.

The rest of the paper is also full of these embarrassing pictures, the eighth form of ice and fire, and so on...

The two little girls, Hong Lingbo and Lu Wushuang, blushed and covered their eyes with their hands, but peeked through their fingers with great interest.

"I'm going to kill him, I must kill him!" Li Mochou roared madly, shame and anger.

Yaoyue shot out a burst of true energy, shattering Su Xun's "Desire, Female Heart Sutra" into powder.

Hong Lingbo was disappointed, she hadn't finished watching it yet.

"Okay, it's a good thing you didn't show it in public." Yaoyue sighed helplessly.

If Li Mochou took out cheat books to read in public, it would be social death.

Li Mochou was very angry, she was ashamed, angry and wronged: "Could it be that he just played for nothing?"

Su Xun: Don't spitting blood, when have I played tricks on you, I didn't even kiss you.

"Otherwise, what else do you want to do? You can't compare to him, and you can't beat him." Yaoyue shook his head: "Okay, we will meet later."

After finishing speaking, she performed lightness kung fu and flew back to the village.

Li Mochou was getting more and more angry at the spot.

She has a long memory since she was cheated by Lu Zhanyuan. This is the first time she has been tricked by a man.

So angry (;′⌒`).

"Master, it's actually very simple if you want to take revenge." Hong Lingbo began to come up with bad ideas.

Li Mochou asked: "Tell me about it."

"Doesn't he like uncle? With your beauty, you can't hook him? Let him fight with uncle." Hong Lingbo was as insidious as a little devil.

Li Mochou's face turned cold: "Evil disciple, you want me to show off, coquettish, seduce men as my teacher?"

"Master, don't you worry that you won't be as good as your uncle?" Lu Wushuang said cautiously.

Li Mochou blurted out: "Nonsense, that little slut is just deceiving people with her pure appearance, how can I, Li Mochou, be inferior to her?"

She will never admit that she is inferior to Xiaolongnu.

Women are highly competitive creatures.

"That's it. If you actually play me, don't blame me for using the weapon that women are best at against you."

Li Mochou said with rolling eyes.

She decided to play (white) and hit (give) decisively!

...............

The next day, early in the morning.

When Su Xun opened his eyes, he saw the disheveled little dragon girl sleeping soundly in her arms.

Su Xun took advantage last night, but he didn't take the last step, because the sound insulation in this place is not good, and he didn't want Xiaolongnu to die socially.

But he was also sure of one thing, Xiao Longnv's whole body was really sweet.