Struggle in the early Tang Dynasty

Duo Chiluo's legs shivered, terrified by what he saw, his lips suddenly seemed to have been frozen by ice, and tremblingly said: "This, this, what's going on here?"

I see,

The ten snow mountain lions in the arena had stopped searching for the lotus-leaf roast chicken, but gathered together to form a group, barking and barking at each other, wanting to fight and bite like crazy.

This scene is extremely strange, because in his opinion, the snow mountain lions have always lived in harmony and have a tacit understanding with each other. How could they look like sworn enemies in a short period of time?

While Duochiluo was pondering secretly, the Tubo boy next to him shouted again: "Little prince, look quickly, our dog..."

"Crack~"

Duo Chiluo slapped him hard, and cursed: "Shut up, I'm not blind, I can see myself!"

Duochiluo raised his head suddenly, and continued to pay attention to the snow mountain lion in the arena.

It's better not to look at it, but when he saw it, he really felt that his eyes were going to go blind, what are these bastards doing?

They are mating!

At this critical juncture of the competition, under the watchful eyes of thousands of eyes, the god dogs that the Tibetan people are proud of are actually mating!

The male Tibetan Mastiff is lying on the female Tibetan Mastiff, wriggling its lower body, mating frantically!

Not just one pair, there are four pairs of snow mountain lions, all salivating, drooling with big tongues, humming and chirping, doing the big things they love to do excitedly.

The remaining two ends, judging from the situation, should not be done yet, and they are playing the game of chasing each other.

All of a sudden, the search for lotus leaf roast chicken has been forgotten.

"Bastards, these bastards!"

Duo Chiluo's face was ashamed, trembling with anger, he stomped his feet heavily and cursed: "Come on, come on, hurry up and separate them!"

As he said that, he was about to run into the arena and beat these pairs of lewd dogs having sex in the wild with sticks.

Just as he was about to run up, he was stopped by a few eunuchs who were in charge of maintaining order in the arena.

The eunuch, the master of ceremonies, even rushed to Duo Chiluo, and accused him righteously: "Young Lord Duo Chiluo, how can you play rashly when the match has already started? Do you want to interfere with the match?"

While speaking, the eunuch master of ceremonies couldn't help covering his mouth and snickering, apparently amused by the animalistic scene of the snow mountain lion in the field.

at this time,

Thousands of people watching the game were also amused by this lewd scene in the field, and they burst into laughter from time to time.

The spectators were laughing, the calligraphy class was laughing, Ma Yuanju and others in the judging booth were also laughing.

Li Chengqian was more or less childish, even slapping the table and laughing unscrupulously.

Li Gang, Shangshu of the Ministry of Rites, closed his eyes as usual, and murmured: "Bah, bah, it's really insulting to the gentleman, dirty eyes!"

In the jury, there were only three people who couldn't laugh.

Dardanelle, the Tubo envoy, was already ashamed, Xiao Shen scratched his head and scratched his head anxiously, looking at Li Daozong from time to time, looking at the other party with cautious eyes, hoping that the other party would think about it quickly.Otherwise, if the Tubo dog loses, the Xiao family will have to pay a lot of money.

How could Li Daozong have the heart to talk to Xiao Shen, just as the emcee eunuch said, the match has already started, who would dare to break the rules and interfere?

He could more or less guess that his cousin Li Shimin was somewhere, watching the game from a distance.

At this time, his face was as usual, and he also prayed in his heart that the group of Tubo dogs in the field, take care of themselves, and hurry up to do something serious.

His Majesty Li Er, who was watching the game from a distance above the tower, could not clearly see the details of the field, but he listened to the guards rushing back from the field, laughing and explaining the details of the field word by word. Variety.

He was determined, could this be the strange change that Yuan Tiangang mentioned?

He turned his head left and right and glanced at Zhangsun Wuji and Yu Shinan respectively. These two old guys couldn't help but laugh like crazy.

This isn't a game, it's just a farce.

Immediately, His Majesty Li Er said eight words emphatically: "Animals are always animals."

However, there was a bit of lightness in the words.

……

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in the field,

The snow mountain lions in Tubo seem to be full of infinite energy, continue to hum, continue to mate, and continue to squirm their lower body.

It seems that the mating must be carried out to the end!

suddenly,

The calligraphy class shouted loudly: "Look, our dog has found something and is digging the ground, digging the ground!"

"Wang Wang~~"

After digging the ground, a greyhound took out something wrapped in a lotus leaf from the pit, shook its head, flicked its tail, and hopped back to the study class with its little hooves.

An eunuch rushed to the calligraphy class in a hurry, took off the thing held by the greyhound and checked it again, his face was full of joy, and he held up the lotus leaf roast chicken and shouted:

"I won, the calligraphy class won! Our Tang dog, won!"

After finishing speaking, he excitedly presented the lotus leaf roast chicken to the eunuch of ceremonies. The eunuch didn't dare to delay, so he immediately picked it up with both hands and presented it to the judge's seat.

The bet in this game has already involved the territory of the city between the two countries, regardless of whether it is the thousands of spectators in the field or the eunuchs in the field, they are all counting on the calligraphy class to win.

Compared with the city and territory between the Tang Dynasty and the Tubo Kingdom, for everyone, what are the chips and personal gains and losses of personal bets?

When the country is strong, the people are strong.

When the country is rich, the people are rich.

Everyone present is a citizen of Tang Dynasty, who doesn't understand?

In this way, the calligraphy class took the lead, which was exactly what everyone expected, and naturally won applause from all the halls.

Guo Ye, who was watched by thousands of people, suddenly felt a surge of excitement.

……

On the way when the eunuch master of ceremonies presented the lotus leaf roast chicken to the judging table, Duo Chiluo took advantage of the eunuchs' inattention, broke free from the interception and rushed into the arena, shouting:

"Impossible? How could my snow mountain lion lose to your cheap dog?"

"This king's snow mountain lion has already taken the panacea, how could he lose? This lotus leaf roast chicken must be fake, and the real one must still be found in the ground!"