Struggle in the early Tang Dynasty
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"I want to use it for Monk Tianfu!"
Monk Tianfu said disdainfully: "Hmph, Lord Qin, you should give up on this idea! Black dog blood and menstrual blood won't work, so can manure be useful? You're really deceiving yourself!"
After a while, the manure was brought in, and the smell was so strong and disgusting!
Guo Ye smiled slightly and said, "Monk Tianfu! The manure is not for throwing it, but for feeding you! How about it, are you recruiting or not?"
"You... despicable and shameless! The majestic Qin Guogong, if you use this kind of method, you won't be afraid of being frightened and ridiculed? You are killing people without punishment!"
"Curse me! No matter how much you scold me, it won't change your fate. Either eat shit, or surrender obediently! Choose your own path!"
Monk Tianfu gritted his teeth and didn't say a word!
This scene was really beyond Guo Ye's expectation, and he said: "Good man! You actually choose to eat shit, you are really capable, I admire you! Come here, eat for Monk Tianfu... No, it is with food manure!"
How about the rebels, they are all made of special materials!A few spoonfuls of dung were poured down, but the old monk did not give in!
Guo Ye was amazed and said, "Monk Tianfu, this ability is really invulnerable. Is it your special ability? Or are you just going to endure this torture?"
"Guo Ye, what the hell is your eight-life ancestor!"
"It seems that you are really tough! Haha, what a guy! Tough guy, no, stinky guy, tough stinky guy, stinky tough guy..." Guo Ye yelled back and forth, and he really had nothing to do with this old monk!
In the end, he said harshly: "Monk Tianfu, believe it or not, I buried you alive!"
"Buried alive? Qin Guogong, you are so smart! Not to mention, if you bury me alive, I will die! Although I am invulnerable, I have to breathe! Come, come, let's do it! Sir I have long been tired of living, death is nothing, I frowned, I am not a hero!"
Fuck!This method will not work either!
Guo Ye suddenly had an idea and said, "Come here, strip him naked!"
Qin Ying quickly stopped him and said, "Duke Qin, be careful! How could you do such a thing in such a big crowd? Besides, what's so good about this old monk. When I return to Chang'an City, I'll find you A few suitable ones, all of them are young men who look like Panan..."
Guo Ye stared and said, "Fuck! What are you thinking? I'm not a man!"
"Then you want to pick off the old monk's clothes?"
"The mountain man has his own plan!"
In fact, Guo Ye is not sure whether stripping clothes will have any effect!Just give it a try!
After people stripped the old monk's clothes, Guo Ye carefully turned over the old monk's clothes, muttering to himself while turning over, "Where are you... come out quickly... it shouldn't be... there should be ..."
But he rummaged through the old monk's clothes, but found nothing!
Qin Yingdao: "Don't pretend! What's so bad about being masculine? There are brothels in Chang'an City that specialize in male prostitutes! Brother Xianghuo, a hero on the dry road, people have long been accustomed to it!"
Guo Ye ignored Qin Ying's nonsense, threw the old monk's clothes away, and said, "Unlucky! Did I guess?" Suddenly, he raised his head, his eyes lit up, and said, "Haha! I found it !"
Monk Tianfu's face changed drastically, and he said, "You...what did you find? The poor monk is an old man, what is there to see!"
Guo Ye chuckled and said, "Monk Tianfu, don't you think it's strange that I can draw with you? Why are you so powerful that you think you can hide it from me?"
"You... what do you mean?"
"What do you mean? That's what it means!" Guo Ye stretched out his hand and pulled off a bracelet from Monk Tianfu's left wrist. There was also a jade pendant on the bracelet, which was engraved with Maitreya Buddha!
Guo Ye put the bracelet on his hand and said: "Old monk, now we can talk about it!"
Monk Tianfu looked pale and said, "Okay, what exactly do you want to know, I'll get it all!"
People were confused by the performance of Guo Ye and the old monk. Qin Ying said: "Mr. Qin, what kind of charades are you playing? Could this bracelet be a secret code? I have never heard of such a rule!"
"What are you thinking? It's not as dirty as you think! I will quickly arrange a quiet room for me. I will interrogate this old monk alone, and no one is allowed to eavesdrop!"
"Don't worry, I promise to make it beautiful for you! New quilt, new mattress, and new beard bed!"
Uh... It seems that I was completely misunderstood by this guy!Guo Ye was so upset at this moment that he didn't bother to explain, so let him go!
When only Guo Ye and Monk Tianfu were left in the quiet room, Guo Ye sighed and said, "My friend, I'm sorry!"
Monk Tianfu was as confused as Zhang Er, and said, "You... what do you mean? The poor monk is really flattered!"
"Do you know Sora Aoi?"
"Cang... Jing... Sora, I don't know him!"
"Then Ran Muto? Maria Ozawa... Yui Hatano, you should know, right?"
The monk Tianfu said angrily: "It's true that the poor monk conceded defeat! But you have to forgive others and forgive others, don't just entertain the poor monk casually! The poor monk has never heard of these weird names you said!"
Guo Ye thought secretly, could I guess wrong, this old monk is not a time traveler at all?Hmm...very likely!His Ruyi Cup is the wine glass I used on the day of crossing, and the bracelet with the Jade Buddha, I also bought it at a roadside stall that day!Speaking of these modern things, they are all mine!
He stabilized his mind and said: "How on earth did you get this wishful cup and the bracelet with the Maitreya Buddha jade pendant? Don't use the Lingshan Maitreya Buddha to deceive people! I'm not afraid to tell you that these two things were originally from me. of!"
"Is it yours? Are you a fairy?"
"I can't be called a god, but at a young age, I can go straight from a government servant to a son-in-law, and become the Duke of Qin and Minister of Rites of the Tang Dynasty! Do you think I have nothing special? Can I not have the favor of God?"
"That's true! Let me tell you the truth, these two things fell from the sky... I am really a farmer, but I have another identity, that is, a bad gambler! One day, I took everything in my family I lost all my money! Fortunately, I still have a sense of reason and didn’t lose my wife and children! But how do I live? I took my wife and children to beg around, and that day I came to Xiaowangzhuang..."
The old monk paused for a moment and continued: "That night, we spent the night in the ruined temple next to Xiaowangzhuang! That day, there was a lot of wind and rain, lightning and thunder, and the roof of the ruined temple was lifted! Seeing my wife and children with me Suffering, I really wanted to die at that time! At this moment, when lightning struck me?"
Guo Ye said: "Then you will be invulnerable?"
"Then how can it be? It knocked me out at that time! When I woke up, it was already three days later!"
Guo Ye sighed and said, "How will your wife and children spend these three days!"
"How do you live? It's a very good life!" Speaking of this, the monk Tianfu smiled all over his face, and said: "At that time, besides chopping me, God gave me three things!"
"Three?"
"That's right, one is the wishful cup, the other is this string of bracelets, and the other is a gold ring! My lady exchanged the gold ring for money, wouldn't it be a good three days?"
Guo Ye roared in his heart, that gold ring is mine too!He asked, "Where is that gold ring? Did you redeem it later?"
The old monk shook his head and said: "After the poor monk got rich, he also wanted to redeem that ring! But the ring has already been bought! As for who bought it, there is no clue!"
After talking about it for a long time, Guo Ye finally got to the point: "What really makes you invulnerable is not Maitreya Buddha, but this bracelet with Maitreya Buddha jade pendant?"
Chapter 1538 The Old Monk Confesses
Monk Tianfu sighed, and said: "Not long after I got these two treasures, I found that the bracelet was not right! Ever since I put on this bracelet, I have been inferior to swords and guns, and my strength is infinite. But it only took effect in Xiaowangzhuang, and went to other places , although the power is great, but it is not so exaggerated, only the ability of invulnerability is still in the body!"
"Then you take off the bracelet, so you can't be invulnerable?"
"You can't say that. Now I also understand that you, like me, can use the power of the bracelet. When you fought with me, you didn't wear the bracelet! In fact, as long as you are not too far away from the bracelet, The bracelet will work. And the poor monk has been wearing it for a long time, and the bracelet subtly transforms the poor monk's body. Even without the bracelet, it is invulnerable in most cases. But the effect is a little worse, and..."
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