Struggle in the early Tang Dynasty

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Guo Ye's legs trembled and he almost lost his footing. Could this be the legendary explosion of character and a beautiful woman in his arms?

It's a pity that before Guo Ye started dreaming happily, Wu Xiuxiu directly punctured his dream bubble, only to hear Wu Xiuxiu say: "You and I sleep with our clothes on, and the quilt is mine, so you can make do with your coat for the night. Guo Ye, I can warn you, if you dare to take the opportunity to take advantage of me. I, I, don’t have scissors in my hand today, but I have scissors in my heart.”

Damn, Guo Ye was dumbfounded when he heard Wu Xiuxiu's words, what does it mean to have no scissors in his hands but have scissors in his heart?

I still don't have a sword in my hand, but I have a sword in my heart. Xiao Li's flying knife is not in vain.

Just as he recalled the meaning of this sentence in Wu Xiuxiu's words, Wu Xiuxiu had already made the bed, put the quilt on one side to enjoy himself, and then put a bowl of cold water in the middle of the bed as a watershed to prevent Guo Ye from taking advantage of it. enter.

Wu Xiuxiu was so cautious and guarded in every possible way that Guo Ye had to sigh that his character was really bad enough in Wu Xiuxiu's eyes.

Come on, sleeping on the bed is better than sleeping on the ground to enjoy the humidity in the middle of the night, right?

Besides, sleeping on the same bed with beautiful woman Wu and smelling the scent is a beautiful thing.

Seeing Wu Xiuxiu sleeping with her clothes on, wrapping herself tightly in the quilt, her body still trembling slightly like sifting chaff, Guo Ye undoubtedly felt a little bit of pity in his heart.That's all, it's not ashamed to be Liu Xiahui once.

So he didn't take off his clothes, just took off his shoes and socks and sat on the bed, which made the wooden bed creak again.

Even the night in the middle of the bed kept shaking, with layers of ripples, as if they were about to spill out.

Seeing this, Wu Xiuxiu glared at Guo Ye and said angrily, "Can't you be quiet?"

Guo Ye slowly lay down on the bed, carefully kept away from the bowl of water, closed his eyes and sighed: "There is no way, the ass is as big as a millstone, and the movement is not small."

Wu Xiuxiu saw that Guo Ye started uttering vulgar words again, and she didn't bother to pay attention to him. She gently closed her eyes and let out a slight sound of sound sleep, but Guo Ye heard the rhythm was a little disordered and uneven. It seems that Wu Xiuxiu should be like a deer now. Hit it?

The two are like this, you close your eyes and I fall asleep, no one pays attention to anyone, and no one violates anyone.

Guo Ye couldn't help thinking of a classic joke in later generations, a joke about the inferiority between beasts and beasts.

Thinking about that joke, and looking at myself tonight, it's exactly the same.

It seems that the little brother is going to become something inferior to that beast tonight. Thinking of this, he couldn't help laughing, turned around lightly, and let out a haha ​​laugh.

crunch... crunch...

The movement was a bit loud, and the tossing wooden bed began to protest.

Wu Xiuxiu heard the voice, her heart tightened and she immediately opened her eyes to look at Guo Ye, and found that the other party hadn't done anything out of the ordinary, she muttered in her heart, nervous.

After sleeping for a while, Guo Ye felt a bit itchy on his back, turned around and scratched it with his arm again, this time it was good, and the wooden bed began to protest like spring again.

Crunch...crunch...crunch...

This tickling was a bit hilarious, it was too big, and even a little water from the bowl spilled out, just splashing onto Wu Xiuxiu's arm.

The slightly drowsy Miss Wu was awakened by such a drop of bitingly cold well water.

Under conditioned reflex, he jumped up, grabbed the bowl of water and threw it straight at Guo Ye's face.

wow...

The bitterly cold well water was still in the middle of the night in the howling autumn wind. Guo Ye immediately jumped up and rolled out of bed, while wiping his sleeves and cursing angrily: "Wu Xiuxiu, are you sick? It's in the middle of the night, you sent it What kind of crazy?"

Seeing this, Wu Xiuxiu realized that she was a little oversensitive. She didn't know how to explain it, but if she spilled it, she would spill it. How else could she explain it?

With nothing to do, Wu Xiuxiu simply put the empty bowl on the bed without saying a word, and then continued to wrap the quilt tightly and lie down to sleep, pretending to be ignorant.

"you……"

When Guo Ye saw that beautiful woman Wu was acting like this, your sister pretended to be sleepwalking with me.

His grandma's is really deceiving!I must take good care of you tonight.

As he said, he rolled up his sleeves and was about to pull Wu Xiuxiu up, when suddenly...

"Cough...cough...cough..."

Guo Laohan coughed in the middle of the night from another room outside the house. I don't know if it was intentional or not, but it made Guo Ye calm down.

That's all, let's bear with you for a while, shit!

After finishing speaking, he went out to the yard to find a towel or something and wiped his face and neckline soaked in well water.

When he went to the yard to look for things, Guo Ye found that the oil lamp was still on in the hut where his parents lived, the light was a little weak, and there were voices of talking, as if his parents were talking.

Guo Ye picked up a towel, wiped his face and tiptoed over, leaning over the corner of the wall.

As soon as I passed by, I heard my old lady beating Guo Laohan's back and persuading: "You old man, didn't the Wu family give us 20 taels of silver? You don't know how to share a few taels of silver. Go to the county seat and grab some medicine to eat, such a coughing method will kill you sooner or later."

After Guo Laohan coughed for a long time, he finally stopped coughing, then sighed softly, and said, "You melon Xixi woman, do you think I am willing to cough? Look, today my son brought his daughter-in-law Back home, there are big fish and meat, and game in the mountains, and I went to Xu’s house at the entrance of the village to buy new quilts and mattresses, which cost almost two and a half dollars. I will build a new house next year, how can I spend this money? Where? Do you still have spare money to grab medicine in the city?"

As soon as Guo Ye heard the conversation between the two elders, he firmly grasped the towel in his hand, his palms trembling a little.

After hearing this, the old lady sighed softly, and said: "Yes, the Wu family is a big family after all, so you can't let the daughter-in-law eat chaff with us when you come here for the first time? Then let's endure it again until we reach the Wu family. The five acres of fertile land you gave have already produced grain, you can go to the city to sell some, and then find a doctor and get some medicine. My father, you are the pillar of the family, you must not collapse!"

After finishing speaking, the old woman's voice seemed to be a little choked.

Unexpectedly, he was scolded by Guo Laohan again, and shouted: "Damn it, I, Guo Laohan, will live for another few decades, and it depends on my eldest son's future. This kid Guo Ye has a smart brain. With a useless father like me, if you don't want him to grow up and be successful in the future, do you think I'm willing to let him join the Wu family? If the Wu family can help him, the baby will have a future, and I will die in peace. "

Speaking of this, the oil lamp in the house suddenly went dark, apparently blown out by Guo Laohan.

Immediately afterwards, I heard Guo Laohan whispering to Guo Liushi: "Go to sleep, go to sleep, tomorrow I have to get up early to make breakfast for my baby and daughter-in-law. You old woman, I warn you, don't give them a young couple. Make the sweet potato porridge of Laoshizi, and make some rice porridge. Sweet potato porridge is not something that expensive people like daughter-in-law eat. It doesn’t make you hungry, and you will fart if you eat too much.”

Guo Liushi hummed and fell into a deep sleep, snoring slightly.

Guo Ye listened to his parents whispering and muttering, and his heart couldn't be more sad. This is his Guo Ye's parents.

At this time, he continued to wipe the water stains on his cheeks with a towel, but he could no longer tell whether it was the well water just now or the tears that came out of his eyes.

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In the early morning of the second day, Guo Ye and Wu Xiuxiu woke up under Xiaoman's knock on the door. After a brief wash, they came out to meet their parents, and then finished their breakfast.

Today's breakfast is small pickles, steamed buns, and a pot full of rice porridge, and the porridge in the pot is very thick. Guo Ye tried it, and the chopsticks will not fall down.

After breakfast, Wu Xiuxiu and Guo Ye were ready to leave for Dongliu Township.

Wu Xiuxiu did it from beginning to end. When boarding the carriage, she exchanged greetings with her parents-in-law and invited them to come and stay at Wu's house in Dongliu Township for a while.

Then, with the help of the servant girl Chunxiang, she got into the mule-drawn carriage.

After saying goodbye to his parents briefly and asking them to take good care of their health, Guo Ye quietly hid everything he wanted to say in his heart and got into the mule-drawn carriage.