my time as a director

After waiting for more than an hour, the movie finally started.

This is a movie that connects multiple stories. The first story stars Xu Zheng, Liu Yiwei and an old actor from Renyi Yang Lixin.

At the beginning, I introduced the identities of the three people and what they are going to do next.

Xu Zheng is a psychiatrist who wants to see patients.

Liu Yiwei is a gangster who is invited to a party by another wanted gangster.

Yang Lixin is the chairman of the company and asked to meet female netizens.

The destination of the three people is the same city, take the same plane.

As a result, the plane was delayed and passengers quarreled at the airport information desk.

With a "snap", Xu Zheng slapped his phone on the front desk and quarreled with the ground crew.

Liu Yiwei rushed over in a hurry, snapped his phone on the front desk, and started arguing.

Then came Yang Lixin, the same mobile phones of the three were mixed up at the front desk, and each of them took the wrong mobile phone.

"Murder for money!"

"That's what Lu Xun said!"

Before leaving, Yang Lixin dropped these two sentences to the airport ground staff.

"This coincidence is too forced."

Tong Liya complained, then turned her head and asked Li Qian, "Has Lu Xun ever said this? A late flight is considered murder?"

"Lu Xun didn't say it, Zhou Shuren said it." Li Qian shook his head with a smile.

A young man next door laughed when he heard this, and whispered to himself, "I don't even know Lu Xun's real name is Zhou Shuren."

Li Qian heard it, but ignored him. Lu Xun said that one should keep a low profile.

What followed was a series of coincidences.

The three of them took the wrong mobile phone. After getting off the plane, they turned on the mobile phone and found that there was a text message with the destination address.

So, Yang Lixin, who was going to see the female netizen, took Xu Zheng's mobile phone to show others mental illness.

Xu Zheng, who was going to see a doctor, took Liu Yiwei's mobile phone and went to meet the wanted criminal.

Liu Yiwei, who was going to meet the wanted criminal, went to meet the female netizen.

It turns out that the female netizen is a fairy dance, the patient who needs to see a psychiatrist is Yang Lixin's wife, and the wanted criminal has no good intentions.

As a psychiatrist, Xu Zheng managed to fool the underworld gang, and helped the police catch the wanted criminal in one fell swoop, and Xianrendiao was also arrested.

The performance was over in 20 minutes, and it was good to have a good time watching it.

Lunar New Year comedy, just make people laugh.

However, there are always directors who like to pretend to be aggressive in their films and talk about some profound things.

In the end, it didn't speak well, and it became a bunch of s.

Of the four stories, the first one is okay, the third Ge You can watch, and the other two are just a waste of time.

"It's finally over."

After the movie is over, it will take a while for the creator to interact with the audience.

After waiting for a while, the audience left.

It's a waste of time. This kind of crap movie is also having a premiere ceremony in the Great Hall of the Chinese People's Political Consultative Conference, and it is broadcast live on the movie channel.

Walking outside with the flow of people, Li Qian looked at the time, it was past nine o'clock.

Just about to ask Tong Liya if she wanted to continue shopping, when someone behind her suddenly called her name.

Looking back, it was Pan Lei, whom I hadn't seen since filming "Jaws".

"Old Pan, are you going to watch the movie too?"

"Director Li, I didn't expect such a coincidence that you are here."

With a happy face, Pan Lei walked over quickly, smiled at Tong Liya, and said hello.

"Bozi came to attend the premiere, and I happened to grab a ticket, so I came to see it."

"Huang Bo is here too, I didn't see him behind."

Judging by Pan Lei's appearance, he must not have been doing well during this period of time, and he has lost a little weight.

Li Qian opened a studio, and Pan Lei took care of his own business, so he stopped to chat for a few words.

"By the way, didn't you say to act in a movie with Huang Bo before? How about it? When will it be released?"

"Forget it."

Speaking of this, Pan Lei's big round face immediately stopped laughing.

"It was originally negotiated before, and Shonan Satellite TV invested all of it, and even stuffed someone in, but it turned back and didn't invest a penny."

"Now that the investment is gone, the director can't afford to offend Shonan Satellite TV, so he has to continue to use that Du Jiangtao."

"It shouldn't be. Huang Bo has gained some fame after "Crazy Stone" for this kind of low-budget comedy movie, so he can't lose money. Why didn't he invest another dime?"

Li Qian was a little surprised. Although the box office of "Crazy Stone" is not very high, it is a comedy movie. It has a greater influence than last year's "Yunshui Ballad" and "Judgment of the East", which were both dark horses and had higher box office.

After that, Ning Hao became famous in the movie circle, and also gained a certain reputation among the audience.

Huang Bo is the leading actor, and he is a very distinctive comedian, and he is also remembered by the audience. There is no reason not to invest.

"Lao Pan, how much does this movie cost?" Li Qian asked casually.

"Director Tian Meng said he wanted 500 million. Berner and the two advertising agencies he had worked with before invested 250 million, and half of it has yet to be paid."

Pan Lei is also upset, finally got a movie role, although it is only a small supporting role, but there is also a 2-minute scene, and now I don't know when it will be filmed.

500?

This cost is a bit high, and "Crazy Stone" only cost 300 million.

But in the memory in my mind, Huang Bo has starred in many movies, many of which are blockbusters, which means that at least his personal development is very successful.