my life simulator

We are Hercules bearers, you wrestlers... I'm afraid you're a pestle bearer, right?Use the chrysanthemum to carry the pestle!

The muscular men had some disdain for Lu Li, but no one provocatively humiliated them, and they didn't even show their disdain.

Although wrestlers rely on their muscles for food, they are not without brains.That kind of brainless idiot who made enemies everywhere and flaunted his might and provocation everywhere had been beaten to death long ago.

Lu Li ignored these "colleagues" and followed Deacon Yang directly into the lobby.

In the lobby, sat a middle-aged Taoist priest wearing a gold-painted Taoist robe, a feather crown, and five long beards. He looked like an "immortal man".

"Deacon Liu, are you busy?"

Deacon Yang led Lu Li into the lobby, greeted Deacon Liu in the Lishi Hall, pointed to Lu Li, and said, "This is the Lu Ziming I told you about."

"Meet Deacon Liu!"

Lu Li bowed his hands to Deacon Liu.

"No gift, no gift!"

Deacon Liu stood up, glanced at Lu Li, and smiled all over his face, "Impressive appearance, handsome and extraordinary, you are indeed a good-looking talent! Our Lishi Hall needs a talent like you!"

Uh...why is this a bit weird?

If you replace Lishi Hall with East Factory, West Factory, and Inner Factory, it will be the same!

"Deacon Liu is absurd!"

Lu Li bowed his hands again, thanking him for his praise.

"Old Liu, Lu Ziming will leave it to you, please take care of me!"

Deacon Yang greeted Deacon Liu of Lishitang, and said goodbye to Deacon Liu and Lu Li.

After Deacon Yang left, Deacon Liu waved to Lu Li, "Lu Ziming, what's your relationship with Lao Yang?"

"To be honest, I have never met Deacon Yang. This time, Deacon Yang recommended me to enter the Taoist Palace. It should be that Deacon Yang appreciates my talents!"

Naturally, Lu Li couldn't say that it was the super effect brought about by "Killing You All", so he just made a nonsense reason.

"Crap! Crap!"

The corner of Deacon Liu's mouth twitched, "Lao Yang appreciates your talent? He gave me a thousand guan, so I gave him a wrestler quota. Will Yang Papi take out a thousand guan to appreciate your talent?"

Looking up at Lu Li a few times, Deacon Liu shook his head slightly, "Your appearance is too different from him, so you must not be his son. You are dressed poorly, and you must not have given him a large sum of money. So... What is your relationship with him?"

"Ugh!"

Lu Li let out a long sigh, "Since you want to get to the bottom of it, then I will show my cards. I am his great benefactor! In order to repay his kindness, he paid a lot of money to send me to the Dao Palace."

"Benefactor? Absolutely not!"

Deacon Liu shook his head again, "Yang Papi only holds grudges but not gratitude. Even if it's a life-saving favor, he can't spend a thousand pens to repay the favor."

Lu Li grinned, "There is a kind of favor, he must repay it!"

Deacon Liu quickly asked, "What kind of favor must be repaid?"

Lu Li smiled, reached out and grabbed a bronze paperweight on the desk in front of Deacon Liu, squeezed it hard, and with a "creak" sound, the bronze paperweight was pinched into twists.

"Grace not to kill!"

"If he doesn't send me into the Dao Palace, I'll kill him all over the house! Tell me, does he want to repay his kindness?"

"hiss……"

Deacon Liu took a sharp breath, stared at the bronze paperweight in Lu Li's hands for a while, and nodded seriously, "We must repay you! You must be grateful!"

Other favors don't need to be repaid, but the kindness of not killing must be repaid!

If you don't report... you will die!

Chapter 574 You Can Cultivate Immortals Only by Knowing Reading! ! !

The deterrence of force is of course important.

Lu Li didn't really enter the Taoist Palace to be a wrestler.Lu Li would definitely not do such a thing as a wrestler.After pinching the paperweight, Deacon Liu naturally knew the seriousness and dared not arrange any work for Lu Li.

Of course, Lu Li squeezed the paperweight not only to deter him with force, but also to test it.

Is there any extraordinary power in the Dao Palace?This Deacon Liu looks like a fairy, does he know some extraordinary power?

Squeeze the paperweight, show your strength, try it out, and you may find extraordinary power.

However... Lu Li only saw Deacon Liu gasping for air in shock, and he didn't look calm at all with extraordinary power.

Lu Li used to be a psychological counselor, and Deacon Liu's expression was completely undisguised, it was a genuine panic reaction.

This is disappointing!

"Deacon Liu..."

"Liu Jing! Just call me Liu Jing!"

Fortunately it wasn't Liu Jin!

Lu Li glanced at Deacon Liu, and asked, "Deacon Liu, I tried every means to get into the Dao Palace, and I was asked by Xun Xian. What kind of immortal methods are there in the Dao Palace?"

"Immortal Dharma Gate? This... must be there!"

Liu Jing laughed and stretched out his hand to signal, "Sit! Sit down and talk!"

Lu Li sat down opposite Liu Jing.

"You came to Xunxian to ask. In fact, we are all looking for immortals to ask."

Liu Jing stretched out his arm and drew a circle in front of him, "In the entire Mengshan Taoist Palace, everyone is looking for immortals, at least once."

"So... where is the immortal? Where is the Tao?"

Liu Jing let out a long sigh and pointed to himself, "I'm 38 this year. I entered the Taoist Palace as a Taoist boy at the age of five. It's been 33 years! I haven't seen a fairy or a Taoist. As for the immortality you want to ask Famen..."

Having said that, Liu Jing reached out and picked up a thick tome from the desk.This booklet is big and thick, almost like a "big dictionary".

He held up this tome and showed the cover in front of Lu Li, on which was written "Supreme Huanglu Dazhai Li Chengyi"!

"What is the Immortal Method? This is the Immortal Method!"

Stretching out his hand to pat the tome, Liu Jing was full of bitterness, "Not only this one, but many more! What precepts and norms, what Taoist scriptures, there are a lot of them in the Sutra Pavilion!"

After speaking, Liu Jing pointed to the bookshelf behind him again, "These are too! They are all immortal methods!"

Lu Li glanced up and saw a pile of Taoist scriptures on the bookshelf behind Liu Jing.

"Tao De Zhen Jing", "Nan Hua Zhen Jing", "Chongxu Zhi De Zhen Jing", "Lao Zi Xi Sheng Jing", "Tong Xuan Jing", "Yellow Emperor Yin Fu Jing", "Zhou Yi Can Tong Qi", " Huangjijing, Taixuanjing, Baopuzi Immortalsjing, Taishang Huangting Internal View Jade Classic, External Scene Jade Classic...

Well, it is true that all of them are immortal methods.

So... because IQ is not enough, I can't memorize so many books, I can't read so many books, so I can't really achieve success in cultivation?

Three thousand daozangs are indeed a bit scary!

What's even more frightening is... the foundation of cultivating immortality is to be able to read?

How embarrassing is this for countless scumbags who stay up all night cultivating immortals!

Lu Li was quite confident.The sense of superiority of being a top student is fully reflected!

So, Lu Li asked Deacon Liu: "The prerequisite for Xunxian's questioning is... to memorize these Taoist scriptures? To understand these Taoist scriptures?"

"Reciting Taoism scriptures and understanding Taoism scriptures are of course necessary."

Liu Jing scratched his hair, and brought out some fallen strands in his hands, "The more difficult thing is yet to come. You must comprehend the 'Tao' from these Taoism scriptures, and you can cultivate immortals only after you have attained the Tao!"

"I have read Taoism for 33 years, and my hair is graying and almost falling out. It can be said that it is a poor scripture, but... I still don't know what 'Tao' is."

"What's even more painful is...the Taoist scriptures that I have recited before, but I have forgotten it later! I have to recite it again!"

Speaking of this, Liu Jing slapped the book table heavily, "Cultivation of immortals! Cultivation of immortals! I just memorized books for 33 years!"

Well, this is the pain of a scumbag!

Lu Li understood this very well.I'm in a hurry, I can do everything... except math problems!

If the foundation of cultivating immortals is to endorse books, it is not difficult for Lu Li.Never forget, find out.

It's just that... this method of endorsing the cultivating immortals gave Lu Li a feeling of "passing on a single sentence, but passing on thousands of volumes of books".

This is not a fool, is it?

I read a lot of books, but it turned out to be useless.This feeling is very painful!

"That... can I borrow a Taoist scripture?"

Lu Li pointed to the bookshelf and asked Liu Jing.

"Casual look!"

Liu Jing waved his hand indifferently, "These Taoist scriptures are everywhere. They are found in Taoist palaces in every state and prefecture in the world, and they are even bought in bookstores. They are not rare things at all."

"Then... let me borrow this first!"

Lu Li pointed to the tome "Supreme Huanglu Dazhai Li Chengyi" on Liu Jing's desk.

"take it!"

Liu Jing reached out to pick up the "Supreme Huanglu Da Zhai Licheng Ritual" and handed it to Lu Li.

"Thank you!"

After receiving the tome, Lu Li thanked Liu Jing.

When he turned to leave, Lu Li suddenly remembered... where do I live?

"Deacon Liu, where is my residence?" Lu Li hurriedly asked Liu Jing.

Liu Jing slapped his head, "Oh! I almost forgot! Come with me. You still have a lot of things to claim!"

After finishing speaking, Liu Jing got up, took Lu Li to the warehouse next to him, and gave Lu Li a Taoist robe, a wrestling outfit, and daily necessities such as bedding and ladles.

After distributing the things, Liu Jing took Lu Li to the backyard of Lishi Hall.

Pointing to a row of courtyards in the backyard, Liu Jing said, "The first room on the left is unoccupied. You can live in it!"

"Okay! Thank you, Deacon Liu!"

Lu Li thanked him, carried a lot of things, and walked into the first room on the left.

There are no extra furnishings in the room, only a bed, a cabinet, a desk, and a shelf for sundries.

Lu Li put down the supplies he had received, and tidied up the room first, cleaning and making the bed.

After finishing all this, Lu Li sat down in front of the desk, picked up the tome "Supreme Huanglu Dazhai Li Chengyi" and started reading.

After reading the "Supreme Huanglu Dazhai Licheng Ritual", Lu Li already knew what this "Supreme Huanglu Dazhai Licheng Ritual" was after reading the first chapter.

This is a Taoist ritual!

To put it simply, it is a "ceremonial process" to do when doing things, doing dojos, and even worshiping gods and offering incense.

What cleans hands, cleanses body, fasts, bathes, when to recite scriptures, what mantras to recite, what steps to use, what gestures to make, and even what clothes to wear... all kinds of rituals and regulations!

Is this a cultivator?

The corner of Lu Li's mouth twitched violently a few times.

What does the various rituals and processes of talismans, fasting and offering, praying for blessings and avoiding disasters, expelling evil spirits and exorcising ghosts, and saving the dead have anything to do with cultivating immortals?

Isn't this a scam for money?

No matter how proficiently you can memorize the process of jumping to the Great God, and no matter how deeply you understand it, does it have anything to do with cultivating immortals?

At this moment, Lu Li already understood Liu Jing's pain and anger, and also understood Deacon Yang's "corruption".

It is useless to memorize books for a lifetime, and there is no possibility of cultivating immortality, let alone any hope.Who can hold on!

With the skin of the Dao Palace, making a lot of money and enjoying life, this is the normal ecology in the Dao Palace!

But... I'm not here to make money, nor to enjoy life!

Lu Li's main purpose was to find extraordinary power and find the way to cultivate immortals in this world.

In addition, becoming a Taoist celestial master respected by the world and successfully completing the plot tasks are secondary goals.

These two purposes... no matter which one must be endorsed first!