my life simulator

5 Chapter [-] If you don't read books, you won't be able to make a living as a zombie!

"Officer Lu, you just bought a new car!"

Chef Wang ran over with a smile on his face, "Congratulations to Police Officer Lu for picking up his new car. This is a high-end product! Mercedes-Benz and BMW are nothing compared to this."

Obviously, Chef Wang started licking again!

Chef Wang, who has struggled in society for many years, understands a truth deeply.Licking is a survival technique.Don't despise dog licking, as long as you lick well and lick until the end, you have everything you need.

I know that I am not capable enough to survive in this world.Back then, when he saw Lu Li in the TV tower, Chef Wang immediately licked it.Now, even if Lu Li is... the king of zombies, he still can't miss it.

What about the zombie king?As long as the licking is happy, he won't eat me up in one bite.

And... following such a majestic zombie king, is there any safety limit?

By the side of the Zombie King, the fox pretends to be the tiger, and the dog takes advantage of others... Uh bah, anyway, with the prestige of the Zombie King, I can walk sideways.

At this moment, Chef Wang seemed to have found the true meaning of life.

It doesn't matter if you don't have the skills, as long as you can lick, as long as you follow the right person... well, it doesn't have to be a person, anyway, as long as you follow the right boss, you can take off!

No wonder there were so many treacherous ministers in front of the ancient emperors.Gao Qiu, Cai Jing, and Mr. He are all role models for my generation.

"Officer Lu, you are really amazing!"

Chef Wang flattered again, "If you hadn't come, we would have died. You are really our savior!"

What a talent you are.

Sister Yin Zhi rolled her eyes, I have been complaining professionally for many years, and when I met you, I always felt like I didn't know how to complain.

"It just happened to catch up."

Lu Li smiled, Chef Wang really has the potential to be a treacherous minister!

"Let's go! Get in the car!"

After waving to sister Yinzhi and Chef Wang, Lu Li turned around and got on the armored command vehicle.

"Okay! Thank you!"

Chef Wang nodded and bowed again, and followed Lu Li to the armored command vehicle.

Sitting in the car, Chef Wang shrugged his nose with a strange expression on his face.

"It stinks! The inside of the car stinks!"

Sister Yin Zhi was much more straightforward, and said it directly.

Smelly?

The stench was naturally left by the previous corpse.

It's just... Lu Li frowned, and took a few breaths with his nose raised, but he didn't feel any bad smell.

Is this why zombies have a different sense of smell than humans?

However, when I was at the gate of the community, I also smelled the stench of the female corpse in that car.why now...

Lu Li's face changed. Could it be that the zombie virus is eroding me more and more seriously?Am I still infected by the zombie virus?

At this moment, Lu Li's face became ugly.

He remembered a question.If I fail to solve the zombie virus in this plot, will I still be in zombie form after returning to reality?Still have the zombie virus in the body?

if it is like this……

Lu Li trembled all over.Absolutely not!Absolutely not!If there are still zombies and zombie viruses after returning, the consequences will be disastrous.

Therefore, I must solve the zombie virus, and must develop a method to treat the zombie virus.

If it was just to save the humans or zombies in this world, Lu Li didn't really have a great sense of urgency. Even if he really couldn't handle it, he would at most just spend some badges and "log off" to exit the plot.

Now...Considering the possibility of turning into a zombie after returning to reality, Lu Xin felt a very strong sense of urgency.

This is not only to save the world, but also to save himself, and even the real world that may be infected by the virus he brought back.

Lu Li's silence and ecstasy caused Chef Wang and Sister Yin Zhi's expressions to change in the car.

Chef Wang turned his head to look at Sister Yin Zhi, and gave him a hard look.

Sister Yin Zhi's face turned pale, and she quickly showed a difficult smile, "Haha, it's all right, I have a bad nose, and I smelled the wrong smell. This...inside the car...the air is quite fresh, hehe, very fresh!"

"Alright, alright!"

Seeing the trembling looks of the two, Lu Li shook his head helplessly, "Before, someone died in the car, and I haven't had time to clean it up. Of course, you all have to be thankful that I didn't take the time to clean it up, otherwise...after I came over, I would I can only avenge you!"

These words... are so frankly true!

It's nothing to be smelly, it's better than dying, right?

"Thank you! Thank you, Officer Lu, for arriving in time, and thank you for saving us."

Chef Wang and sister Yin Zhi thanked Lu Li together.

"Okay, stop talking about that."

Lu Li waved his hand, started the car, and drove all the way out.

"Officer Lu, are we... going back to Zhuangqiu City?"

Through the steel shutters beside the car door, Chef Wang looked outside and asked Lu Li, "Officer Lu, there are... too many zombies in the city. I think it might be safer for us to find a nearby village." ?”

As he said, Chef Wang pointed to the front, "The Jinjilong Village where there was a chicken farm before, there are no flying chickens now, so it should be safe. There are fields outside, which are more suitable for survival than in the city!"

"Lu...Officer Lu, I think what Chef Wang said makes sense."

Sister Yin Zhi thought for a while, and agreed with Chef Wang's opinion, and quickly said: "Officer Lu, why don't we stay in Jinjilong Village ahead?"

"no!"

Lu Li frowned and said, "Although there are fewer zombies in the countryside, there are more mutated creatures, especially mosquitoes! If you stay here, you will definitely die."

"Mosquito?"

Sister Yin Zhi exclaimed, "You mean, mosquitoes can also mutate? Will they become as huge as those mutated animals?"

"That's not it."

Lu Li shook his head, "Insects don't have lungs, so they don't have enough oxygen absorption capacity. If they increase in size, they won't have enough oxygen to support their activities. Therefore, even if they are infected with mutated prions, insects won't grow bigger. look."

Speaking of this, Lu Li smiled, "It's precisely because they don't increase in size, but they are more difficult to defend against. A mosquito bite will turn into a zombie. Do you want to try it?"

"hiss……"

Chef Wang trembled all over.

"Mosquitoes... a mosquito bite will turn you into a zombie..."

Sister Yin Zhi's face turned pale, "Officer Lu, do you think...does human beings have a future?"

As soon as these words were said, Yin Zhi's sister burst out laughing again.I asked the zombie king if there is any future for human beings?

Unexpectedly, Lu Li immediately replied: "Yes! There must be! I will do my best to research a cure for mutated prion infection."

This was no longer about saving the world, it was about saving Lu Li himself.

"You...research..."

Sister Yin Zhi and Chef Wang looked at each other in blank dismay.What did I hear?The zombie king said he wanted to do scientific research?

"What? You don't believe me?"

Lu Li smiled and pointed at himself, "Let me introduce myself. Lu Li, a professor of medicine, is the world's top genetic scientist. I'm not some police officer Lu, please call me Professor Lu!"

"what?"

Sister Yin Zhi and Chef Wang looked dull.

So, is the threshold for being a zombie so high?It's not that even a professor can't get ahead, or a scientist can't be the king of zombies?

The world's top genetic scientists, even if they become zombies, are the most powerful zombie kings among the zombies!Scientists... are really awesome.

Could it be... When I was studying back then, what the teacher said was true?Read carefully, knowledge will make your life more exciting!

Lu Li's account is so f*cking exciting!Knowing how to read is really amazing, becoming a zombie is the most powerful zombie!

So... how should we scumbags live?

Sister Yin Zhi and Chef Wang have begun to doubt life!

The car was speeding all the way, and not long after, Lu Li met the arrogant "Wild Boar Knights".

Hundreds of big pigs like rhinoceros lined up in a long line, marching along the road mightily.

Seeing Lu Li's armored command vehicle approaching, the group of mutated pigs began to yelp again and charged.

"Police Lu...Professor Lu, those wild boars are here again!"

Sister Yin Zhi pointed at the wild boar charging ahead, and shouted at Lu Li, "Are we... bumping into it again?"

"There's a better way this time."

Lu Li smiled, and pointed to the cannon platform behind, "See? We have cannons."

With that said, Lu Li stepped on the brakes, stopped the car, turned over, got out of the cab, and climbed onto the cannon platform.

Pulling the bolt and loading the bullet, Lu Li held the handles protruding from both sides of the cannon's tail with both hands, aimed at the pigs rushing forward, and pressed the electric trigger button with his thumb.

"Boom bang bang..."

The 25mm cannon instantly sprayed out flames.The howling bullets tore apart everything in front of them.

Blood splattered, flesh and blood flew.

The dense shells wiped out the forward lineup of the "Wild Boar Knights", and dozens of mutated pigs rushing to the front were instantly torn to pieces.

The mutated pig is still a kind of creature, even if its brain is burnt out by the zombie virus, it will still feel fear instinctively, it is not the real Tiehanhan!

So... After a hail of bullets, the "Wild Boar Order" collapsed in an instant, and they ran away one by one.

In less than ten seconds, it's easy to get done!

Caliber is justice and range is truth.Even in the zombie apocalypse, this truth still applies everywhere!

"It's done!"

Lu Li smiled, got out from the cannon platform, and returned to the driver's cab.

"gone!"

Start the car, step on the accelerator, and the armored command vehicle continues on the road.

"Police Lu...Professor Lu is mighty!"

Chef Wang started licking again.

Yin Zhi's sister rolled her eyes wildly, and secretly complained: Chef Wang, why don't you just change your name to Wang Daliu!

Lu Li smiled, and gave Chef Wang an approving look.Nice lad with a future.

Therefore, Lu Li gave Chef Wang an honorable mission, "Chef Wang, you are in charge of that cannon."

"what?"

Chef Wang was stunned for a moment, but he didn't object. He just said, "Professor Lu, I don't know how to use it?"

"Hold the handles on both sides with both hands. There is a red button at the end of the cannon. Press it to fire."

Lu Li waved his hand, "Go! Shoot a few more shots and you'll be proficient!"

"Good... good!"

Chef Wang got up quickly and climbed onto the cannon platform.

The cannon in front of him looked a bit hideous in Chef Wang's eyes.Tremblingly, I reached out to hold the handle and shook it a few times. It didn't seem difficult to operate it.

"Try a few shots!"

Lu Li called out to Chef Wang.

"okay!"

Chef Wang agreed, turned the barrel, randomly found a position, and pressed the launch button with his thumb.