my life simulator

"What's the big deal? Tell him, let him drink the remaining half bottle of water by himself, and faint himself."

The old chief smiled and waved his hands, "Order now! Don't make things so complicated with one sentence."

"Okay, I'll arrange it now!"

The chief nodded in agreement, but he was thinking in his heart: Originally, he wanted to faint these special forces and conduct another psychological test on them.Now make it...

Looking up at Lu Li who was pretending to be sleeping very realistically in the video, the chief's mouth twitched.

Because the mental will of the special forces is too strong, normal hypnotic methods don't work at all.The chief then used the potion to put the special forces into a coma.

Unexpectedly... Lu Li's vigilance was too high and his power of observation was too strong, so he saw through it.

This guy is indeed the strongest soldier king, even his vigilance is too high!

……

At this moment, in the speeding car, Lu Li, who was pretending to be asleep, suddenly heard the communicator beeping.

"Don't pretend to be asleep, drink the water!"

A low voice came from the communicator.

This is... cheating me?

Lu Li was completely unmoved, he didn't even move his eyelids, and pretended to be sleeping very realistically.

"It's about you! White-eyed wolf. Don't pretend to be asleep, drink the water quickly." The communicator directly called the roll.

Hearing this, Lu Li immediately thought that there must be cameras installed in the car, and all his actions were seen.

"Yes!"

Lu Li hurriedly got up and stood at attention, picked up the remaining half bottle of mineral water, and drank it all in one gulp.

"Report, mission completed!"

After drinking, Lu Li deliberately picked up the empty bottle to show it, and reported to the person opposite the communicator.

There was silence on the other side of the communicator, and then... Lu Li vaguely heard a burst of laughter.

The next moment, the communication has been cut off.

Lu Li lay on the seat and closed his eyes, but his mind kept thinking.

It seems that this bottle of water is for us to drink on purpose.

This is not a test of vigilance and observation, just let us drink water.

Drink water...sleep...then hypnosis, lie detector, psychological testing.

As a psychological counselor, Lu Li immediately thought of a series of follow-up operations.

The bottom of my heart is selfless and the world is wide!Anyway, Lu Li's mental state is very healthy, and he doesn't have any shady secrets.

If we talk about secrets, this world is just a copy of the plot, just a dream, which is indeed a secret.

The question is... even if you say it in public, will anyone believe it?

So, Lu Li boldly drank half a bottle of water, lay down on the seat, closed his eyes, and began to sleep...sleep...can't sleep!

After drinking half a bottle of mineral water mixed with medicine, Lu Li only felt a little tired, but he didn't feel lethargic at all.

Is my physical fitness so strong?Even medicine can't make me faint?

Half a bottle of water is not enough!

Then... self-hypnosis!

So, Lu Li kept reminding himself in his heart, I am very tired, I want to sleep, I want to rest.

The effect of self-hypnotic suggestion is more useful than medicine.Lu Li soon fell into a coma.

Soon after, the car arrived at a military base in the northern mountains.

The car stopped.

A group of soldiers in military uniforms stepped forward with a stretcher and lifted the sleeping special forces soldiers out of the car one by one.

Afterwards, the soldiers sent Lu Li and the others to the psychological testing room.

……

"What's your name?"

In a daze, Lu Li heard a very gentle and friendly voice asking.

This question triggered the wake-up setting, and the self-hypnosis was instantly released, and Lu Li's consciousness had recovered.

"Land from……"

It's just that Lu Li still played perfectly in his dazed state.

Next, the voice was homely again, and asked Lu Li a lot of daily questions.

After this step was over, some profound questions that "touched the soul" were asked.

"Give you [-] million, would you marry a fat, ugly and rich woman?"

Lu Li replied decisively: "I don't want to! One hundred million is too little, and with my looks... I need to add money! At least one trillion!"

The voice of inquiry was obviously dull for a while.

After a pause, it seemed that the psychological construction had been completed, and the man asked again: "You fell in love with a very beautiful girl. You are about to get married. At this time, she asked you about the details of your work. Will you tell her? "

Lu Li replied, "No! Because... there can't be a girl prettier than me."

This time, the interrogator paused longer.

I've seen narcissists, but I've never seen such narcissists!What does it mean that the value of appearance is at least 1 trillion?What do you mean it is impossible to have a girl who is more beautiful than you?

Although these answers are in line with the confidentiality requirements and the testing requirements, but...why does it sound so irritating?

"Give you one trillion, how about you give me the data of the fighters you will come into contact with in the future?"

The inquiring personnel took out their trump card.

"can!"

Lu Li replied very firmly: "I'll give you a fake data, anyway you can't tell the truth from the fake. I lied to you with one trillion yuan and handed it over to the country. With this one trillion yuan, we can research more advanced fighters again. .Thank you for your contribution to national defense construction!"

The inquiring staff looked dull.This is the most... the most... jerk guy I've ever met since I started psychological testing!

Next, the interrogators pulled out all the stops and tried their best to inquire from various tricky angles.

When Lu Li saw the tricks, he answered, "It's profane, coquettish, and cheap."

What is "What do you think about immigration abroad?"

Lu Li replied: "It is most suitable for me to immigrate abroad. As long as I immigrate to the United States, I will be able to fascinate women all over the United States. Then vote for me to become the president of the United States, and then hold a referendum to merge with China, so as to expand the territory. !"

Hearing this answer, the interrogator, who couldn't bear it any longer, ended the interrogation through gritted teeth.

Then... On Lu Li's psychological examination report, there was a conclusion written in heavy strokes by the interviewer: the possibility of this person being bribed by foreign forces is extremely low.

Because... no country can afford that price!The face value is one trillion, what about the others?

……

When Lu Li "woke up", the car had just arrived at the base again.

"Here we are! Comrades, wake up, we are here."

The casually dressed man who had been severely beaten by Lu Li rubbed his bruised cheeks and shouted at the crowd with his teeth bared.

Hearing this, the special forces in the carriage woke up instantly.

"Eh? Just now..."

"Are we asleep?"

A group of special forces looked at each other, with an unbelievable shock on their faces.

As a special soldier, he fell asleep in the car?

Is it because the command of the headquarters is completely undefended, so that the vigilance of special forces is not maintained?

This kind of thing must never happen again next time.

The faces of the special forces were a little ugly, they picked up their luggage silently, and walked out of the car door.

After going out, there is a strange base in front of him.

Surrounded by snow-capped mountains, there is a large base in a valley.

"Welcome to Yanshan Air Force Base."

An air force colonel walked up and greeted everyone, "I am Tang Zhimin, the commander of Yanshan Base."

"Hello, Chief!"

Lu Li and a group of special forces stood at attention quickly and saluted.

"Hello everyone!"

Air Force Colonel Tang Zhimin returned a gift to everyone, and then said: "According to the order of the Privy Council, you will receive flight training here in the next six months."

"Flight training?"

The special forces were a little dazed, what does this mean?Shall we learn to fly a plane?

Lu Li had already expected it, and his heart was full of joy.It's not easy!It's not easy!Finally got a chance to touch the plane.

"Flight training, including helicopter piloting and fixed-wing aircraft piloting, two subjects."

Senior Colonel Tang Zhimin smiled at the crowd, "Of course, according to the training plan, you only need to learn the basics of takeoff and landing. After all, you are only special forces, not pilots. Don't have psychological pressure! It's not difficult to fly a plane."

Lu Li seemed to tell him: I am not just learning to take off and land!I want to do the whole set... oh no, learn the whole set!

"Everyone follow me into the base to settle down, and tomorrow... start training."

Tang Zhimin waved to the crowd, took them into several military vehicles, and drove all the way into the base.

After entering the base, Lu Li finally understood why he had to do a psychological examination before entering.

Because...there are all state secrets in front of us!

The J-20, J-16, J-10D, and Air Police 2000 are all the most advanced fighters of the Air Force.

Seeing these advanced fighter planes, Lu Li was overjoyed and extremely excited.It's not easy!After joining the army for so long, I finally got a chance to get my hands on a fighter jet.

The military vehicle drove all the way into the base, and Senior Colonel Tang Zhimin sent everyone to a dormitory, "In the next six months, everyone will live here. I wish you all a smooth training!"

"Thank you!"

After thanking Air Force Colonel Tang Zhimin, Lu Li and the others walked into the dormitory building together with a support staff.

Compared with the rusticity of the Army, the Air Force has a rich second-generation atmosphere!

Two people share a dormitory, with air conditioners, water heaters, and TV sets, which is simply "hotel-level enjoyment".

"The Air Force... is really rich!"

The one who shared the dormitory with Lu Li was the big black guy from the Siberian Tigers, code-named Black Tiger.Hei Hu was full of envy when he saw the "full of arrogance" in the dormitory in front of him.

"Our army has a lot of people, a lot of equipment, and a lot of places to spend money. We can only make everyone work harder and simpler."

Lu Li smiled, but didn't care.Isn't it just a dormitory?As a special soldier, he can sleep in the snow, so what does it matter if the dormitory is good or not?

After putting down his luggage, Lu Li opened the closet, and sure enough, he saw a full set of air force uniforms in the closet.

"Even the clothes are ready."

Lu Li took out a uniform of the Air Force and gesticulated on his body. The clothes fit perfectly, obviously prepared long ago according to the figure of the special forces.

"In the future...we're going to wear these blue things?"

Heihu looked at the sky-blue military uniform and frowned, "My army's clothes are much uglier, ugly!"

"Others also think our military uniforms are ugly!"

Lu Li smiled.Heihu's reaction was normal.

The Army thinks the Air Force's clothes are ugly, and the Air Force thinks the Army's clothes are ugly.Navy said: You are all ugly!Together the Air Force and the Army say: You go away!

The army's clothes are for war, the air force still wears war flight suits, and the navy's clothes... just to show off!

"White-eyed wolf, uh... your code name is weird. Calling you is like scolding you."