Eunuchs who traveled through the Qing Dynasty

While laughing, he subconsciously glanced at the girl's chest, and then looked down at himself.The girl was beautiful, but Mimi seemed to be one size smaller.Especially to cover the loose robes of Qing soldiers.It looks flatter.The girl was ashamed and annoyed, she grabbed the handle of the knife by her waist, stared at Xiao Ran for a long time before gritting her teeth and said: "It's ridiculous, it's ridiculous! I never imagined that the imperial court would send an eunuch to be an imperial envoy. Why don't we have any men in the Qing Dynasty?"

"Yes, yes!" Xiao Ran clapped his fists and sighed, "Unexpectedly, General Na Yan would send a girl to the battlefield. Why does Na Yan have no men?"

The soldiers behind the girl heard this, how could they hold back?Suddenly he pulled out the waist knife.He shouted: "Bold! This is my general's daughter, how dare you be rude?"

It turned out that this young girl was Nayan Xinduo's favorite, named Nayan Ziqing.Miss Ziqing has learned martial arts since she was a child.Skilled in bowing and horses, he followed his father to fight everywhere, and he carried a scarf to keep his eyebrows.When it comes to fighting, ten li xuan tied together may not be her opponent, but when it comes to bickering, they are probably asking for trouble.

Thinking about the other party's identity, Nayan Ziqing resisted the urge to chop him off at any rate, angrily went to sit in front of the handsome seat, nodded Xiao Ran with her rather round and delicate chin, and groaned angrily. He snorted and said, "What do you want to say? Tell me, my father doesn't have time to see you!"

Now that he knew that this was Na Yanxin's land grab, Xiao Ran couldn't humiliate him too much.After all, it is a big enemy, and unity is more important than anything else.He smiled and said, "It's okay. General Nayan is not free, so I'll wait here. I have plenty of time, haha."

This neither soft nor hard posture, just like a piece of brown sugar, Nayan Ziqing also has nothing to do with him for a while.After pondering for a while, he sneered and said, "Okay, then you just wait here. I want to see who we can rely on!"

There was a sudden silence in the tent.Xiao Ran shook his head, looked left and right, with an attitude of indifference.But Monk Hua stared at the boss with a pair of bull's eyes, and when he met those Qing soldiers, his posture was like a fighting cock.

The sun gradually climbed to the top of the head, and everyone's belly gradually shrunk.Monk Hua is tall and big, and he should not be hungry at all. His stomach growled suddenly, but it seemed to be thundered.Nayan Ziqing held back her laughter, rolled her eyes, and told the soldiers: "Why are you standing there stupidly? If you are hungry, you can find good wine and meat to eat! By the way, let the old man from Guangdong Bring me the fresh pineapple you brought over!"

"Order!"

The soldiers went away with smiles on their faces.After a while, the wine and meat moved in, and the brothers and sisters

Sitting, throwing off his cheeks and eating and drinking, the angry monk Hua's eyeballs were about to pop out of his double bowl, and his fists were clenched loudly.In front of Nayan Ziqing was a plate of pineapples, bright yellow in color and full of fragrance. While savoring it carefully, she stared narrowly at Xiao Ran, feeling triumphant.

Xiao Ran was also a little hungry at this time, thinking that he was playing tricks with me!Want to play big, don't you?When I tell you a story about a bet, if you can still eat it, I will take your surname!But seeing that Nayan Ziqing was eating with gusto, she suddenly changed her mind, coughed, and said, "Monk, let me tell you a joke. But I said that there were two people like this. They went out for adventure together. One day they came to a certain place , I met a group of uncivilized savages. These savages captured the two of them and wanted to kill and eat meat. The two begged and said: "Give us a chance, just let us go, what do we do?" All done!"

Probably because the ancient stories are extremely scarce, listening to Xiao Ran's stories is interesting.Those soldiers stopped unconsciously, waiting to listen to his next words.Nayan Ziqing also looked at Xiao Ran suspiciously, wondering what the hell he was going to do.

I only heard Xiao Ran continue to say: "I didn't expect the leader of these barbarians to be very talkative. He said to these two people: "Success, it's okay to let you go. But we have a rule, which one of you can go to the wild to pick a hundred fruits?" If he comes back, I will spare him; if he doesn't come back, he will be killed!

"The two men thought about it, so they had to give it a try, so they agreed and went out to find fruits. The first person brought back a hundred wild cherries, and the leader said again: You stuff these cherries one by one. into the ass, and if you can hold back your laughter, I will spare you!"

When Lin Qing'er heard this, her pretty face blushed slightly. Fortunately, she was used to being poor with Xiao Ran, so she could bear it.But Nayan Ziqing blushed immediately with embarrassment.With a bah, he said, "Dirty bastard!" He turned his face away angrily, but he couldn't help being curious and wanted to hear the following.

Xiao Ran laughed, and said: "In order to survive, this buddy had no choice but to be obedient and stuff the one hundred wild cherries into his ass one by one. He stuffed fifty. He didn't laugh, he stuffed ninety He still didn’t laugh. But when he stuffed the No.90 nine pieces, he suddenly fell to the ground and laughed so hard that tears flowed from his eyes.”

Monk Hua was surprised, and said: "Why?" Everyone also looked at Xiao Ran curiously, wondering why this person is so unlucky.Nayan Ziqing tilted her head slightly and pricked up her ears to listen.

Xiao Ran said solemnly: "Yes. The leader was also very surprised, and asked him: You still have one cherry left to save you from death, why are you still laughing?" The man laughed and replied: Haha, look. That friend of mine , haha...he brought back a hundred pineapples..."

After coaxing, the big tent burst into laughter.Everyone was covering their bellies, panting with laughter.Nayan Ziqing covered her mouth desperately, but she couldn't stop giggling.But……

"Dog thief, who are you scolding? You, you... I will fight with you!"

With a bang, she drew out her waist saber, Nayan Ziqing leaped over the table, and with a yell, the sharp Turghut waist saber ran straight up and down and slashed down on Xiao Ran.Xiao Ran didn't seem to notice it, and looked at her with a smile on his face, without blinking his eyelids.

when!

There was a sound of gold and iron, and the fire burst out.Nayan Ziqing stepped back, pointing at the waist knife obliquely in her hand, the edge of the knife trembled unceasingly, making a buzzing sound.In front of Xiao Ran, Lin Qing'er's hunting knife was slanted across her elbow, and a chill suddenly appeared on Qingli's face.

Those soldiers and Monk Hua were stunned by this sudden scene, and forgot to help.Nayan Ziqing's pretty face was flushed red, her whole body was trembling, and she stomped her feet violently, tears rolled out.Suddenly, with a knife back, the sandalwood table was cut in half, and golden pineapples were scattered all over the floor.

Only then did the guards come to their senses, it turned out that this shameless eunuch actually beat around the bush and scolded Miss again!Immediately, the seven orifices were filled with smoke, and he was desperate to draw out the waist knife.Monk Hua burst into tears with a smile. While pulling out the hunting knife, he clutched his stomach and couldn't straighten up.

"Stop!" Nayan Ziqing yelled coquettishly, and pushed the soldiers aside, fixed her eyes on Xiao Ran, and said in a trembling voice: "Okay, hello! Xiao Ran, you are cruel! Next time, don't let me Meet you again!" Stamped his feet again, covered his mouth and lifted the waist knife, and ran out of the tent without looking back.

The soldiers hurriedly chased them out, but they heard Nayan Ziqing yelling from outside the account: "Stupid pig! What's the use of wanting you trash? Go back and let me continue to eat!"

The soldiers had no choice but to walk back dejectedly.Looking at Xiao Ran's eyes again, they all became blue and blue.When a soldier saw the pineapple on the ground, he couldn't help but groaned again, but was pulled back by another soldier.

Grabbed wine and meat, continued to eat and drink, Xiao Ran and the others were still hungry.With an idea, Xiao Ran said, "Monk, have you ever heard of the world's No. 1 ever-changing immortal soup?"

"The thousandth change in the world... what kind of soup?" Monk Hua scratched his head, and said, "Monk is stupid, he can't even read the words, how could he have heard of it?"

"You don't know, it's no wonder. This method is originally a fairy method. Where have ordinary people heard of it!" Xiao Ran pretended to sigh, and said: "Speaking of the world's most ever-changing fairy soup, it is really a fairy The taste is soul-stirring! As long as you taste it once, you will never forget it! Speaking of it, it was when I was a child, wandering all over the world, and came to a desert. I was thirsty and hungry. I was about to die, and suddenly there was a white light in the sky, followed by five-color auspicious clouds , a fairy with a white beard slowly floated down from the sky..."

"Fairy?! My lord, you, have you seen a fairy?!"

Monk Hua's eyes were filled with stars.Those soldiers were even more dumbfounded, even Lin Qing'er looked at Xiao Ran in surprise, with hesitant eyes.Xiao Ran thought to himself: Damn!The ancient times are so good, they are full of feudal superstitions, so it will be much easier for me to deceive people!

At the moment, he was talking nonsense, and he was talking about the fairy.What is the red face, the white hair and the childlike face, it means that it has a nose and eyes.Glancing at the stunned faces of everyone, he guessed that the heat was almost ready, and said: "At that time, I was about to starve to death. The old god saw that I was pitiful, so he made me a bowl of fresh soup. This soup is simple to say, but Put a piece of Tianwaixian iron in clear water and boil it slowly. Not to mention how delicious this soup is, which is rare in the world; just talking about this bowl of fresh soup can make people reborn, prolong life, and keep their appearance forever. You say, if it wasn't because of the bowl of fresh soup that I drank, how could I be so handsome, so beautiful and flawless? If it wasn't for the fresh soup, would there be such a beautiful and messed-up man like me in this world? "

"Yes, yes!"

Monk Hua and the other soldiers nodded in agreement.

"Actually, speaking of this soup, I often make it now. Look, what is this?"

Xiao Ran reached out to his neck, and shamelessly took out the iron plate that Yan Lin gave him.

"Ah! Heavenly Immortal Iron!..."

Everyone's eyes suddenly enlarged, almost glowing.The look of envy and admiration overflowed the surface.Lin Qing'er covered her mouth and blushed, almost laughing out loud.

♂ Volume 8 in the harem ♀

→Chapter 121 - General Nayan←

The concubine's iron plate is an ancestral item, so it is a bit special.YouQi's crooked pattern looks more like a fairy talisman or a divine seal at this moment. When it is taken out, it immediately arouses a burst of admiration.A soldier hesitated for a long time, then muttered in a low voice: "Is it actually a lump of iron..." As soon as the words were out of his mouth, he was met with disdainful and dissatisfied eyes, and he swallowed the last part of his words in fright.

"Iron bumps? Huh!" Xiao Ran glanced at him with a quarter of the corner of his eyes, and said disdainfully: "You are an ordinary person with naked eyes, of course you can't see it. This kind of fairy iron, if someone who knows the goods sees it In some cases, you would scream out loud, or in severe cases, you would vomit blood and die! Well, tell me, if this is not fairy iron, can you boil clear water into fairy soup?"

"No, absolutely not. Such a miraculous thing, of course, is a fairy baby!"

"That's right! My lord looks like a fairy. If I hadn't drank the world's most ever-changing... what kind of fairy soup, how could I have such a demeanor? My lord, don't be as knowledgeable as this ordinary person."

"F*** stupid pig, really embarrassing our Nayan camp!"

All the soldiers were full of flattery for a while, and they contemptuously despised the soldier who expressed different opinions, and said that the servant was ashamed to death.Monk Hua scratched his ears and cheeks anxiously, and said, "My lord, hurry up and make soup? Look at the monk's appearance, at least he will take off our body and change our appearance..."

"Yes, yes, my lord, make soup quickly, so that we can all enjoy the fairy spirit!"

"Get out! My lord's fairy soup, if you want to drink it, I will drink it. What's the matter with you?"

"Hey, brother, don't say that! They are all here to beat Lao Maozi, family, family!"

Xiao Ran "hesitated" for a long time, sighed heavily, and said: "Oh! Originally, the magic of immortality is only for those who are predestined. You ordinary people, you should not be allowed to drink this fairy soup casually. It's just me If I don’t cook this fairy soup in front of you today, I’m afraid you will think I’m bragging and unconvinced. Well, I’ll do what I can, and show you a demonstration here! Bring the pot and bring the water!”

After hearing this sentence, everyone was ecstatic.A long time ago, a soldier brought a clean water iron pot with a smoke.Especially afraid that there would be too little of this fairy soup, he insisted on bringing in a cauldron for ten people.Filled with clean water, set up a fire in front of the tent and burned it.Xiao Ran clenched his fist with his left hand, raised his middle finger, and made a seal. Holding the silver chain in his right hand, he rinsed the iron plate in the clear water, while chanting words with great poise.Lin Qing'er was closest to him, and vaguely heard: "You are all big fools, I am a big winner in the world... Fuck your grandma!" She couldn't help it.He stumbled into the big tent and fell over.

After a while, a pot of water was already steaming.Xiao Ran took it, dipped it in his mouth, tasted it, shook his head again and again, and sighed: "Beauty is beauty. It's just... oh, what a pity, what a pity!"

Everyone was nervous for a while, and hurriedly said: "What?"

"Sigh, I think it's because I've been cooking the soup a lot lately, and the taste of this piece of heavenly iron has become a little weaker. Although it can still cook the best fairy taste in the world, it is inevitable that there is such a pity!"

"Ah? Then... what should I do?"

"Well, this is it. Let me think about it... Yes, if a little salt is added here, I think this soup will be perfect."