Infinite Postman/Dreadful Postman

"What? Express delivery?? Damn it, it's already two o'clock in the morning, still express delivery?"

The voice of the man inside the room was a little exasperated. He opened the door a gap, looked outside, and saw a girl standing outside the door.

The girl looked very delicate, with a round oval face, red lips, thin eyebrows, and slender eyeliner, just painted in place, with black hair hanging over her shoulders, she was quite cute.

But the strange thing is that the girl is wrapped in a very large coat, which looks more like a man's clothes.

Seeing this, the man behind the door poked his head out, and after confirming that there was no one on both sides, he opened the door completely, revealing a fat body, 1 meters tall, a generous face, thick eyebrows and big eyes, which looked very simple and honest.

I eased my tone: "It's so late, why is there still express delivery, I haven't bought anything online during this period of time?"

The woman nodded: "It's the courier from the neighbor next door, but he's not here, so please collect it for me."

"Fuck me!"

The man's face darkened when he heard the words, and he couldn't help exposing a foul language, and asked with a cold face, "What express delivery?"

As soon as the man finished speaking, the woman began to gently pull away her clothes, exposing the peach-colored underwear inside.

"hiss!"

Seeing this, the man was taken aback for a moment, then fixed his eyes on the woman's chest.

Then the woman began to twist her body slightly, her slender eyelashes were facing the man's scumbag eyes, and she said coquettishly to the man, "It's a bit cold outside, can you let me in?"

"Ok, Ok!"

The man swallowed, and quickly opened the door to send the woman into the room.

"Boom!"

The door was closed, and about half an hour later, the door opened again, and the woman walked out of the room with a smile on her face.

Before leaving, he didn't forget to pat the man's belly, and said with a small mouth, "You remember, help me, otherwise if he gives a bad review, I will be miserable."

"Uh... are you sure, no problem??"

The man silently held his fat belly with one hand, feeling a little embarrassed.

"Oh, he said he can take it on his behalf. You just have to dance. If he can't bear it, it's his business, but if you don't want to help me, I..."

The woman's eyes turned red as she spoke.

"Okay, okay! Don't worry, it's guaranteed to be 15 minutes, that...Miss, add a QQ."

Ah Fatty has never seen a woman cry in his life, so he nodded repeatedly and patted his chest to reassure him.

Before the girl left, she didn't forget to ask for her QQ account, and touched the girl's little hand, feeling so happy that she couldn't close her legs.

After the woman left, Fatty felt regretful, closed the door, and said to himself, "Your beauty, what can I do... hey."

"It's done!"

Zhao Ke and Zhang Haigen hid at the corner of the corridor. Seeing this, Zhao Ke's eyes flickered cunningly, and saw a woman coming and returning Zhao Ke's coat.

"No, you can take it. Besides, here is some money, which is your service fee for tonight."

As Zhao Ke said, he stretched out his hand towards Zhang Haigen, Zhang Haigen was stunned for a moment, and then he understood what Zhao Ke meant, asking for money.

Seeing this, Zhang Haigen curled his lips and took out a stack of cash from his pocket. Before he could count it, Zhao Ke took it and stuffed it into the woman's hand.

"Let's go!"

He waved his hand and signaled the woman to leave. Although the woman wanted to say something, she opened her mouth but didn't say anything. She bowed slightly behind Zhao Ke and Zhang Haitao, and walked down the stairs quickly.

"Hehe, I didn't see it, you are quite good at training. The little sister just now can be trained to look like Xiaojiabiyu in a blink of an eye. How do you know, call the chicken?"

"There are plenty of this kind of phone toilets, but I didn't expect it to be a little girl, so I can only teach it.

Otherwise, with that feces-like makeup and pink wig, no one would want this kind of thing for free if it was brought to the red smokers. "

After Zhao Ke finished speaking, he felt a little proud. After all, his ability to make up is pretty good.

Hearing Zhao Ke's words, Zhang Haigen suddenly realized.

But for the second half of Zhao Ke's words, he didn't take it seriously, and said in his heart: "I really like this."

"Call the old man, the matter is over, let him come to inspect the goods."

Zhao Ke looked at the time, and it was almost time, so he asked Zhang Haigen to call the old man, and after meeting him for a while, the old man walked out the door.

He also had a cigarette in his mouth.

Looking at the door opposite his house, he knocked hard and shouted, "Fatty Yao, come out, will you sign for my courier?"

In the past, when the old Tao knocked on the door like this, the temper of the master inside would have jumped out to scold the old Tao for [-] rounds, but today, the situation seems to have changed.

About a minute later, when the old man wondered if he had been tricked by Zhang Haigen again, the door opened.

The man called Fatty Yao by the old Taoist slowly opened the door.

The moment the door opened, the old man was dumbfounded?

Fatty Yao was wearing a three-point bikini, perhaps too small to cover his body, so that most of the bikini only covered the upper half of his chest, not covering the key areas at all.

Think about which little sister's poor life experience was forced to embark on such an evil path.

The hateful old man, with a dignified appearance, actually did such a thing. For the evaluation of the young lady, for the sake of the young lady's life, Fatty Yao gritted his teeth, and said in his heart: "Fight it! For the young lady."

Thinking of this, Fatty Yao took a deep breath, and began to imitate the movements of the young lady before, twisting his fat and burly body.

That scene almost made Lao Dao's eyes drop.

With a trembling hand, he took out the lighter from his pocket and pressed it a few times before lighting the cigarette on his mouth.

"Poison you, poison you!"

Seeing the shocked expression on the old man's face, Fatty Yao felt secretly refreshed, and thought: "Anyway, I won't admit it when I go out, I've blinded your dog eyes!"

Thinking of this, Fatty Yao deliberately made a small mouth, twisted his fat buttocks, and threw a wink at the old man.

"I...fuck!"

Seeing the winking eyes thrown by Fatty Yao, the old Taoist's whole body trembled, he took a deep breath of the cigarette in his hand, and said in his heart, "It's... so fucking exciting!"

In 15 minutes, the veterans who watched it were a little forgetful.

Fatty Yao closed his eyes and twisted vigorously until he heard the alarm clock, then quickly opened his eyes, and said viciously to the old Taoist: "Remember to give the little sister a good review, otherwise! Humph!"