Infinite Postman/Dreadful Postman

"But... isn't it said to be poisonous?" Old man Song stared at the fish on the plate, feeling a little bit hesitant to eat it.

But old man Wang seemed to take it lightly and said: "If you take care of it, it won't be poisonous. You know that pockmark in the bathhouse. He used to be a chef, and I asked him to help kill it. It's okay. The more poisonous this thing is, the more fragrant it will be."

After being told by Old Man Wang, Old Man Song looked at the plate of fish, couldn't help but twitched, and said suspiciously: "It's that old man with Gada meat? Are you sure? He used to be a cook. Every time I go to the bathhouse, I always feel that He used to be like a boxer."

"That's right, don't worry, I've already made second-hand preparations."

I saw old man Wang saying this, and brought out a small bucket from the side, which contained half a bucket of soapy water.

Showed it to the old man Song and said: "If it is really poisonous, we have soapy water here, and it will be fine if you spit it out."

Seeing that old man Wang had prepared so well, old man Song couldn't resist trying to persuade him. He just picked up his chopsticks and looked at the fish, but he was still a little bit hesitant to say anything.

At this time, old man Song suddenly glanced, seeing the dog in the courtyard downstairs, his eyes lit up.

Pressing Old Man Wang's arm, he said, "Anyway, it's demolished, and it's not convenient to carry this dog. Let's give the dog a taste first, and then eat it if it's not poisonous."

"Good idea, Zhong!"

Old man Wang slapped his thigh, thinking it was a good idea, and muttered: "Pick a smaller one, and don't want to part with the bigger one."

After saying this, he picked a piece of meat and threw it to the dog downstairs. The dog smelled the meat and opened his mouth to eat the meat.

The two sat on the top of the building and looked at the dog's appearance, and couldn't help smiling at each other.

"Hey, look, it's not poisonous, eat it! Come and do one first."

The two slammed a glass of wine, and after drinking it, they ate a mouthful of puffer fish. They felt that the fish was indeed more delicious than ordinary fish, and they ate several mouthfuls.

"Brother, after this dismantling, there will be good days in the future."

Seeing his family's two-story bungalow, old man Wang felt a little bit reluctant, but after the demolition, his family could get more than one million yuan in compensation, plus two sets of relocated houses, and the days of suffering for half a lifetime would come to an end.

Hearing this, Old Man Song tugged Old Man Wang's arm and said in a low voice, "Your family got so much money all at once, and the number of children is less. In today's society, only the money is in your own hands, so you have the right to speak."

"Know, know, drink"

Old man Wang said he knew it, but he didn't think so in his heart.

"Wang Wang Wang..."

At this time, I heard the dogs below barking, seeing this, old man Wang couldn't help cursing: "Scream, get out!"

After saying this, old man Wang threw a stone down, and the dog ran out with his head down when he saw this.

The two were sitting on the roof, drinking some wine and eating some meat. At this moment, Old Man Song suddenly looked back.

Rubbing his eyes, pointing to a young man who passed by downstairs, he said to Old Man Wang, "Hey, why is that kid back?"

"Who?"

Old man Wang looked back, but didn't recognize the figure from behind.

The old man Song said: "That old man covered in gada meat, Ermazi! When he first came, he had his third child with him. The one who walked past just now was the second child inside. He hadn't seen him for several years. , I almost didn't recognize it."

Hearing Old Man Song's words, Old Man Wang couldn't help curling his lips, and said disapprovingly: "What's so strange, Er Mazi's house is a three-story building with a small courtyard, and it will cost a lot of money to demolish it, isn't it?" Come back, do you want to share the money?"

Old man Song took old man Wang's words seriously, nodded and said: "Yes, yes, that's right, so the money is still in your hands, so let's do it."

When the two of them said this, they took a sip of white wine and ate a few mouthfuls of fish and side dishes on the table.

But at this moment, a burst of crying was heard, and old man Wang saw that it was his granddaughter who had returned.

Seeing his granddaughter crying, old man Wang's expression changed, and he sat on the chair and shouted, "Mengmeng, why are you crying? Who bullied you?"

The granddaughter looked up at the two people with red eyes, squatted on the ground and cried, "Dog! Our dog is dead!"

"Oh!"

Old man Wang felt relieved at first, and thought: "Anyway, that dog is inconvenient to carry, if it dies, it will be... um!!"

Suddenly, old man Wang stared and looked up at old man Song. In an instant, the faces of the two of them turned pale. Looking at the fish on their plate, cold sweat rolled down their foreheads.

"Soapy water!"

The old man Wang picked up the soapy water in the bucket at hand and poured it into his mouth with a "gudongdong".

After taking a few sips, the old man Song snatched it away. After taking a few sips of cold soapy water, the two of them lay down on the ground and vomited.

He just vomited for a while, but he didn't vomit much. Seeing this, Old Man Wang's expression turned ugly. While holding his mobile phone to call for emergency services, he turned to look at his granddaughter.

"Mengmeng, go call your grandma and your mother back, by the way, did the dog die miserably?"

Old man Wang did not forget to ask the last question after he finished speaking.

I just heard the little granddaughter below squatting on the ground crying with red eyes: "It's so miserable, I was hit to death by a big truck when I went out!"

Old Wangtou and old man Song looked at each other: "..."

At this time, it was in a small building not far away.

A young man in his 20s stared intently at the time on his watch. When the second hand moved towards 12 step by step, he saw that the young man began to breathe rapidly.

"arrive!"

Seeing the second hand jump forward slightly, the young man quickly reached out to grab the boiling hot water, poured the hot water into the bucket on the table, and carefully checked the water temperature with a thermometer.

"Ninety degrees water temperature, 8 minutes."

After pinching the countdown on the timer, the young man couldn't help but let out a long breath, and sat on the chair, as if everything was in his palm.

The young man rubbed his eyes, and couldn't help complaining in his heart: "I don't know which bastard, he called me before dawn, and didn't open his mouth after the call, which made me unable to cheer up now."

The young man thought about it, and looked at the time on his watch. Seeing that the time was getting closer and closer, he could already smell the scent of instant noodles in the air, and couldn't help swallowing.

"Come on, come on!"

Looking at the time, it has been 7 and a half minutes, and there are still 30 seconds left.

"Bang bang bang!"

However, at this moment, there was a sudden knock on the door outside. The young man frowned, looked up at the time, and then at the door outside. The veins on his forehead were tense, and he shouted, "Who is it!"

Shouting, the young man looked at the time getting closer, and heard the knock on the door outside again.

"Fuck me!"

When the young man was in a dilemma, seeing that the time was almost up, he gritted his teeth and said, "It doesn't matter, let's eat noodles first!"