Infinite Postman/Dreadful Postman

That green smoke entered the entrance, and the spicy and domineering feeling was spit out from the mouth and nose, and the whole person became energetic.

"Great! Big brother, I missed your shredded tobacco for a long time after the last farewell. I was still thinking about your shredded tobacco just now. You came here. What a fate."

The other party moved closer to him and said jokingly.

"Hey, it's fate, my brother also likes to come to this place."

Zhao Ke grinned, revealing the comprehending eyes of the men.

"Although there are not many postal points, as a man and a qualified and good citizen, it is also appropriate for us to take the time to help these fallen girls."

Seeing that the other party shamelessly spoke of prostitution so righteously, Zhao Ke admired the other party's shamelessness.

The two of them didn't talk about serious things, but squatted on the ground, and they talked happily. If they asked what they were talking about, they could only use four words for Kuo... just chatting blindly.

"Ahem, brother, I didn't expect to meet this time. It's fate to meet. Tell me about the red coffin."

Zhao Ke talked for a while, and finally got to the point.

The other party took two puffs of Zhao Ke's shredded tobacco, and held out three fingers to Zhao Ke: "For the sake of our brothers, I want fifty for others, and you can give it thirty."

Thirty postage cents, if you save some money, you can buy three stamps in the stamp album, plus a bunch of other things.

The opponent really dared to open his mouth.

But Zhao Ke is not a good guy, he nodded repeatedly and said: "Thirty! Well, if I have it, I can give you three hundred, but my brother is poor, so I will give you a discount, three points!"

"Cough cough cough...Big...Big brother, my brother will go in soon, whether he can come back alive or not is still another matter. Look at my brother's life, is it worth 25."

"Brother Fu's fate is very high, let alone 25, even if he only has five in his hand, he can kill seven in and seven out."

"fifteen."

"ten."

"Thirteen, just for the sake of my brother's life, give me some."

"Okay, if you send me two more messages, it will be regarded as a parting legacy... No, advice."

After some haggling between the two, they finally settled on [-] o'clock.

The two returned to the chair again, but this time they were very close, smoking a cigarette and drinking tea. After a while, they saw the other handing the cigarette pot to Zhao Ke and said, "Give me some more?"

The corner of Zhao Ke's mouth twitched, the ninja's flesh ached, and he stuffed the opponent with shredded tobacco.

Seeing the refilled smoke pot, the other party's voice also became more energetic, and slowly roasting the smoke, he said to Zhao Ke: "I don't care if you ask what the big red coffin is doing, but as your elder brother, Let me advise you, if you encounter this thing, walk around it."

After the other party finished speaking, he did not forget to add another sentence: "A piece of advice."

Hearing this, Zhao Ke thought to himself: "Nonsense, I should have known earlier how far I can go."

But at this moment, Zhao Ke wanted something from others, so he could only smash his teeth, swallowed it in his stomach, and said, "What if we can't avoid it?"

Taking a deep breath of the cigarette stick in his hand, he exhaled a puff of smoke ring, turned his head and his voice became serious: "If you can't avoid it, then don't open the coffin lid! The second piece of advice."

For a moment, Zhao Ke felt the veins on his forehead jump up. Is this advice?This shit is bullshit.

Suppressing the anger in his chest, Zhao Ke rolled his eyes, he had already lost his temper with the old rascal in front of him, so he could only wave his hand to signal the other party to continue talking.

Even though he couldn't see Zhao Ke's expression, he could still feel Zhao Ke's feeling after being devastated.

"Hey, don't be angry, let's get to the point, but before you talk, you have to understand one thing first, and that is the gods!"

Just listen to the other person sit down and start talking slowly.

Whether it is the gods of Taoism, the gods of Buddhism, or even Jesus, they all have one thing in common, and that is death.

As long as a person is alive, he is only a mortal after all, and mortals will make mistakes after all. Only when he is dead, will he not make mistakes, and his divinity will be infinitely magnified.

This point of view, in fact, is the most thorough view of Taoism in China.

Therefore, what Taoism pays attention to is not life, but death.

The phrase "dissecting a dead body into a fairy" was proposed by Taoists. Some masters wandered around before they died.

After telling these theoretical stories, Zhao Ke was fascinated when he heard the other party's sudden sentence: "You owe me another news money."

Zhao Ke almost jumped up when he heard this.

Fortunately, the other party was very savvy, and continued: "The red coffin you are talking about is not from our Central Plains, but a forbidden technique taught by the shaman, raising corpses." The other party began to sing.

"Corpse raising fairy, corpse raising fairy,

If you don't prove Da Luo's immortal way,

But Nether Naihe Bridge.

Big red coffin Kowloon lock,

Immortals sit in the Pit of All Souls.

One day the sun and the moon will come,

Dilong turned over and hit the gate of heaven. "

After singing this doggerel, the other party glanced sideways at Zhao Ke, with the corners of his mouth slightly upturned, and said with a gloomy smile: "This is the origin of the big red coffin, so if you encounter this kind of thing, you should hide as far away as possible. Open the coffin, hum!"

Zhao Ke instinctively wanted to ask what was going on, but as soon as he opened his mouth, Zhao Ke's heart trembled suddenly, and he immediately closed his mouth, knowing that the other party was just waiting for him to ask, and to set his own words.

Thinking of this, Zhao Ke couldn't help taking a deep breath, suppressing the sense of urgency in his heart, slowly picked up the tureen on the table, wiped it with the tea cover, and gently put a mouthful of incense into his mouth.

However, at this time, the other party suddenly whispered: "Whoever opens the coffin will break her fairy fate, and she will be with her in the coffin forever!"

"puff!"

Zhao Ke opened his mouth and sprayed out a sip of tea. He didn't know whether it was intentional or unintentional. This sip of tea was all sprayed on the other party's face.

"Oh my grandma, I didn't take you to play like this."

Zhao Ke spat tea on his face, but the other party was not annoyed. He cursed and looked at Zhao Ke, as if he wanted to see some useful value from Zhao Ke's reaction.

Unexpectedly, however, Zhao Ke put down his teacup and laughed loudly instead: "Brother, just talk nonsense, you have lost your fairy relationship, and you can still get a daughter-in-law? This is a good thing. It was opened."

After hearing Zhao Ke's words, the other party was taken aback for a moment, then grabbed Zhao Ke's wrist and said, "You really have seen it before!"

"Otherwise, I just took a look at the time, but the time was urgent, and I returned without opening it. I was a little bit unwilling, so I came to inquire."

When Zhao Ke said this, he moved the opponent's hand away calmly.