Infinite Postman/Dreadful Postman

"Boss, did you hear that?"

"Shut up, don't talk, pretend to be a fool!"

Zhao Ke glared at Lu Hao, then raised the flag high, adjusted his pace, and kept walking forward at the same pace as the former, without squinting, with a demented expression, he looked no different from others.

Lu Hao was not as good at imitating as Zhao Ke, but when he heard Zhao Ke say that he was pretending to be stupid, he simply gritted his teeth, tilted his neck, and followed behind with big strides. Confused look.

The nursery rhymes in the ear became more and more clear, it seemed that a group of young children were singing hymns, Zhao Ke listened carefully with his ears pricked up.

The southern country is foggy during the day, and the north wind is cold.

The road is dangerous, and the place is in the clouds.

The mountain ghosts eat the sun and the moon, and they shine without lights.

The cock crows and asks the front hall, dare to ask for peace in the world.

"Someone is here!"

Zhao Ke glanced up sideways, and saw a group of little dolls wearing bellybands, who looked only three or four years old, with their hair tied in a long bun with red strings, all of them were white and fat, with bare buttocks, Seeing the cheerful appearance of the crowd after coming, there is really a bit of the joyful feeling in the New Year's couplet.

But when you see clearly what these dolls are holding, Zhao Ke immediately buried the word cute deeply in his heart.

The skulls are like toys in the hands of these children.

He stared at these stupid living people like them, with big watery eyes shining green light.

Staring at the light-footed and horse-riding generals one by one, drooling.

"This is good! This meat is fat!"

A few children even ran down boldly, pointed at a relatively fat ashigaru, and stretched out their hands to feel for each other.

It seems that he is very interested in this fat body.

When Zhao Ke walked past them, a few little fellows actually ran to Zhao Ke's side, smelled and touched them, and said after a while: "It's not good, it's not good, the meat is too bad. When used to make soup, there is no oil and water, and it is hard and unpalatable."

He has always been a guest of Zhao, picking on others, but one day, he would be picked on by others as an ingredient.

The reversal of his identity for a while made Zhao Ke feel a little melancholy.

"This! This is good! This pectoral muscle feels soft!"

At this time, several children suddenly ran around Lu Hao and screamed around Lu Hao.

In particular, there was a child who climbed onto Lu Hao's face. The little brother faced Lu Hao, and put his hands on Lu Hao's chest, squeezed hard a few times. The soft and hard texture made these children almost burst into joy.

Lu Hao's face was almost green, looking at the child lying on his face, Lu Hao wished he could bite its balls.

Zhao Ke was on the side, giving Lu Hao a look with his eyes from time to time, asking Lu Hao to be patient.

Lu Hao could only grit his teeth, thinking: "I have never seen these weak chickens! I can eat two in one bite!"

"grandfather!"

At this time, several children suddenly ran down from Lu Hao, gathered around an old man, pointed at Lu Hao and said, "Grandpa, we want to eat him!"

Chapter 190 Feast

The old man looked very kind, with white beard and long hair, and Tang Dynasty makeup, just like those dolls, with a high bun tied with a red string on the top of his head, but unlike those dolls, this old man's hair On the bun, there are ten small red beads, which look like cherries.

Kindly stroking the heads of the babies around her, glanced at Lu Hao, nodded and said: "Okay, okay, let's eat this braised in soy sauce."

After the old man finished speaking, he turned his eyes to Zhao Ke, his eyes couldn't help flickering, and he stepped forward to grope for Zhao Ke.

"This one has no meat, it's not delicious!"

Seeing this, the dolls shook their heads again and again. In their eyes, Zhao Ke was thin and short, so ugly, just a pile of bones, not tasty!

But instead, the old man grinned and showed his big withered teeth, took a deep breath at Zhao Ke, and said, "Although there is little meat, but there is a lot of energy in the body, take it back and peel off the meat and roast the bones. Eat his pith!"

The younger ones couldn't tell, but the old one caught the strong breath of life on Zhao Ke with a single glance.

Having experienced the nourishment of the stone milk Yinjing, the strong breath of life in Zhao Ke's body is at least several times higher than that of ordinary people. For them, it is undoubtedly a great tonic.

"Little ones, lift it up for me!"

As soon as the old man opened his mouth, several dolls stepped forward and lifted Zhao Ke and Lu Hao up. Even though Mo Yan was three or four years old, he was stronger than adults, and three or two people could give Zhao Ke high and low. lift.

"Boss!"

Lu Hao squinted his eyes and opened his mouth towards Zhao Ke, without making a sound, he said to Zhao Ke with his lips: "Aren't we going to do it?"

"Wait! Now is not the time!"

Zhao Ke shook his head at Lu Hao. At this time, it is inconvenient to do anything. They have not really arrived at the place yet, and it is not clear whether there are other postmen nearby.

Besides, there are too many dolls here. There are at least a dozen of them on the left and right mountain walls. Just the two of them can't kill so many at once.

In addition to Zhao Ke and Lu Hao, several other ashigaru families were also selected. Basically, a few ashigaru from each family would be lifted up by these children as their rations.

While walking, I heard the dolls singing poetry below.

"The southern country is foggy, the north wind is cold, the roads are treacherous, the clouds are in the clouds, the mountain ghosts eat the sun and the moon, and there are no lights and phosphors to shine on themselves..."

A few little children held Zhao Ke high, walking like flying on those cliffs.

Zhao Ke could only feel the wind blowing into his ears, and the surrounding vegetation changed in a blink of an eye, which made Zhao Ke a little speechless.

At this speed, if I don't activate Day and Night Rush, I am afraid that even the shadow will not be able to catch up.

"grandfather……"

Before I could see clearly what was going on around Jiujing, I heard shouts first. Some dolls that looked like babies came out of the tree holes, and some of the dolls were still gnawing on a bone that I didn't know where it was. .

After seeing the living people like Zhao Ke, Zhao Ke felt that the eyeballs of these dolls were all green.

"so much!"

Zhao Ke was startled, he glanced around from the corner of his eye, and saw a dry forest around him, a large water tank with a bonfire under it, and the water was boiling.

"Eat this first!"

The dolls pointed at Lu Hao, and they were impatient to take off Lu Hao's clothes.

However, the old man swept the dolls away casually, and with an extra walking stick in his hand, he said: "Don't worry, these are good, we have to wait for my mother to come back and eat together!"

After the old man finished speaking, he pointed at the fat-headed and big-eared Ashgaru at the back: "This is fat, wash it first, and steam it in the wok. When my mother comes back, it will be steamed and rotten, so I can serve my mother with wine and vegetables!"