Datang romantic little landlord

"Zhiyue is OK!" Mi Tuo sent an order, and the band played again. Li Er got up to take the bow and arrow, and shot.

This archery is not just shooting casually, but it must also respond to the rhythm of the music played on the side. In this way, four arrows are fired in a row, and the music and archery stop at the same time.

"Okay! Uncle is really good at shooting!" Li Wangyou saw that the arrows shot by Li Er were all on the bear skin, and shamelessly began to applaud and flatter him, but everyone looked sideways, and no one echoed him.

Li Er couldn't help but twitched his face twice, pretending he didn't hear him, ignored him, and turned his head back to his seat.

Li Wangyou was puzzled, what do these ministers mean?

Li Er hit all the shots, this is a hundred shots, why don't you guys applaud?

When he was wondering, Cheng Yaojin, an old rascal, slapped him on the shoulder: "Boy, I admire a brazen and shameless person like you, and I will teach the three brothers in the teaching office well."

Cheng Yaojin's words made Li Wangyou's face darken, damn, don't think that I can't hear you, you are scolding!

But Li Wangyou was still baffled: "Uncle Cheng, did my nephew say something wrong? Didn't all the arrows hit the target?"

Cheng Yaojin laughed and didn't answer, but just pointed at the target and signaled him to look for himself.

Only then did Li Wangyou notice that immediately after Li Er finished shooting the arrow, a captain from Qianniuwei stepped forward to check the target.After the inspection, the school captain pulled out four arrows and came back loudly declaring: "Your Majesty, four arrows, this arrow is captured! This arrow goes up, this arrow goes to the left, this arrow falls!"

Only then did Li Wangyou suddenly realize that the accuracy also depends on it?

To catch is to hit the bull's-eye, to shoot high is to shoot high, and to shoot low is to hit one of Li Er's four arrows, right?No wonder no one applauds the special meow...

Li Wangyou also had a fever on his face, this flattery, damn it, was slapped on the horse's hoof, it was really embarrassing, no wonder Li Er's face was so ugly just now.

He quickly covered up his embarrassment by drinking.

In the early Tang Dynasty, this group of hard-hearted ministers were so honest, couldn't they even brag about Li Er's hundred hits?The captain of Qianniuwei, did you see that Li Er's face turned black?It's too blind to see "this arrow is up" and "this arrow is down" in a serious manner!

After Li Er finished shooting, he talked about all the ministers going up to shoot arrows one by one, four arrows in the same way, and they opened the bows in time with the music.

It has to be said that among the officials, there are many people who shoot better than Li Er. Even if those generals and generals are thrown away, many civil servants' arrow skills are not weak.

Even a calligrapher like Ouyang Xun hit the bull's-eye with two arrows, and his grades were better than Li Er's.

However, there are good archery skills, and naturally there are also trendy craftsmanship.

Xiao Yu, a pneumonia patient cured by Li Wangyou with penicillin, is one of those with incomparably poor arrow skills, and is famous among all the officials.

When it was Xiao Yu's turn to shoot arrows, one of the officials stood up and laughed at Xiao Yu: "Xiao Gong, I specially wrote a new poem for you today, would you like to hear it?"

When Xiao Yu looked at the person, his face turned black with anger, and he jumped up and scolded: "Ouyang Xun, you bastard, you want to humiliate the old man again!"

Ouyang Xun was not annoyed either, he laughed out loud, which made Li Er and the officials laugh too.

Xiao Yu and Ouyang Xun have a close relationship, and the ridicule between the two is just a joke between old friends.

Li Er didn't forget to fan the flames: "Ouyang Qing, read your poems, let me appreciate one or two."

"Haha, of course it should. How about listening to my poem, Your Majesty? The title of the poem mocks Xiao Yushe."

When Xiao Yu heard the title of his poem, he rolled his eyes even more angrily. Needless to say, this bastard old friend wrote poems to laugh at his archery skills.

"A sharp wind blows a slow arrow, but a weak hand controls a strong bow.

If you want to go back and forth, you should be more east.

Touch the ground ten times, hold both hands in the air.

If I ask who did this, it should be Song Gong. "

Song Gong is Song Guogong Xiao Yu.Ouyang Xun was canceling his old friend Xiao Yu, the arrow missed, but the west arrow flew east.

After Ouyang Xun finished reading this poem, Li Er and the officials burst out laughing, while Xiao Yu shook his head speechlessly, ignored everyone's taunts, and turned around to shoot arrows.

Li Wangyou also laughed along with everyone, but after laughing, his expression suddenly changed...

605 No one else, only familiar with hands

Li Wangyou's face changed suddenly because he saw Xiao Yu's shooting skills and then thought of himself.

Second Olympic!Xiao Yu, who was ridiculed by everyone, and even Ouyang Xun even wrote poems to ridicule her, although the four arrows she shot were crooked, at least they went to the target, and even one arrow could barely hang on the target.

You know, the target is ninety paces away, it is really not easy for Xiao Yu, who is in his sixties, to be able to hit the target.

But even so, Xiao Yu was ridiculed by everyone, so what about Li Wangyou?

Li Wangyou looked at the distance of the target, and then at his small arms and legs, damn, he probably can't even draw the bow, right?After shooting arrows today, will there be a poem "Mocking Li Wangyou Shooting" handed down to future generations, making people laugh?

Thinking of the consequences, sweat dripped down Li Wangyou's back, his eyes rolled wildly, trying to figure out a way to escape.

When Li Wangyou was thinking about his ideas, Lu Guogong Hou Junji came on stage.

I have to admit that Hou Junji, as a famous general in the early Tang Dynasty, was very skilled in martial arts. He shot four arrows in a row and all hit the bull's-eye, which attracted applause from Li Er and the officials.

Obviously, today's "Shooting Ceremony" is no other than Hou Junji.

Hou Junji triumphantly threw the bow and arrow in his hand to Captain Qianniuwei, just in time to catch a glimpse of Li Wangyou who was frowning, and couldn't help raising his eyebrows.

"Uncle Huxian, you haven't shot yet, have you? Why don't you show off your archery skills to His Majesty and the ministers?"

Li Wangyou looked at Hou Junji's proud face, feeling the urge to spill the wine in his hand.This bastard is so proud of himself!Do you dare to compare computer blind typing with Lao Tzu?I let you do it with one hand!

However, his reaction was not slow. He stood up without showing any weakness, and said to Li Er: "Uncle, my nephew has no strength to restrain a chicken, so I won't go up to make a fool of myself today. My nephew is afraid that I will use the bow to attract the arrow, and the target will not be there." If you hit it, you have to bother Qian Niuwei to look for arrows when you turn around, that would not be beautiful."

Li Wangyou's self-deprecating words made Li Er and the officials laugh out loud, but no one wanted him to shoot arrows.Hou Junji curled his lips contemptuously, and when he was about to say a few words of ridicule, he heard Li Wangyou speak again.

"Uncle, although my nephew's shooting skills are not good, but my nephew recently wrote a new article, I wonder if uncle and you are interested?"

"Oh? Ziyou, you have a new work? Come and listen to it."

What Li Wangyou said, couldn't help Li Erlai's interest, Fang Xuanling, Du Ruhui, Changsun Wuji and other bigwigs also gathered around.

Ever since Li Wangyou's "Humble Room Inscription" was published that day, everyone admired his literary talents. Hearing that Li Wangyou has a new work, how could he not be curious.

"Uncle, gentlemen, this article of mine is called the oil seller, and I wrote it after hearing an anecdote in Chang'an City."

Li Wangyou cleared his throat, and began to recite: "There are good archers in Beijing, who are unparalleled in the world, and the public also prides themselves on this. Taste archery in the garden, and there is an oil seller who stands there to relieve his burden. Go. Seeing that his arrows hit eighty-nine out of ten, he nodded slightly.

The Duke asked, "Do you also know how to shoot? Am I good at shooting?" The Weng said, "There is no one else, but I am familiar with it." The Duke said angrily, "How dare you take my shot lightly?" Weng said: " I know it by pouring the oil." Then he took a gourd and put it on the ground, covered his mouth with money, Xu poured the oil with a ladle and drained it, and put it through the hole of the money, so that the money was not wet.Because he said: "I don't have him, but I am familiar with it." The public laughed and sent him away.

How is this different from Zhuang Sheng's so-called unraveling the ox chop wheel? "

Li Wangyou shamelessly plagiarized Ouyang Xiu's "The Oil Seller" in the Song Dynasty.I also replaced Chen Yaozi in the original text with a good shooter in Beijing. After all, Chen Yaozi is from the Song Dynasty. If he doesn't change it, how will Li Er and the others know who this person is?As for whether there are good shooters in Chang'an City, Li Wangyou can't control that much.

After he finished reading this article, everyone was quiet, savoring the taste of his article.