Datang romantic little landlord

Caravans and caravans come and go in Chang'an City every day. It is the iron law to go to the right, but if you go against the retrograde, you will be charged fifty sticks.But that refers to the rules set up on Suzaku Avenue to avoid congestion.

Now the yamen servant actually asked him to keep to the right on the streets in Lifangli. How could he not be angry with Mr. Lu, and how could he not feel that the yamen servant was looking for trouble and deliberately picking on him?

"Hey, Mr. Lu, I respect you as an old man, so I can persuade you. Which law of the Tang Dynasty said that in the Lifang, you don't have to walk on the right?"

"You..." Mr. Lu pointed at the passers-by on the road with his dove stick in his hand: "So many people are not walking on the right, why don't you stop them?"

The yamen servant rolled his eyes: "They are not elders. As an elder, Mr. Lu, holding a dove stick, you naturally have to set an example and educate the people. How can you be like these people?"

What the yamen servant said made old man Lu lose his temper. The identity of the old man and the dove stick in his hand are what he values ​​most, and the old man does have the obligation to assist the government in educating the people.

He could only remain silent, walked to the right side of the road with the support of his son, and walked slowly towards his house.

Just arrived in front of his mansion, but found another group of people gathered around, saw old man Lu came back, they hurried out of the way.

"What are you making a fuss about?" Old man Lu was already furious, and asked in a bad tone.

Blocking in front of his house were a few Marquis Wu from Qinrenfang. When they saw Mr. Lu, those Marquis Wu were not lacking in courtesy. This mule and horse defecated in the street, producing filth..."

"And this dog in your mansion, urinating in the corner, spitting out filth..."

Just now he spit out his own phlegm, and went out to Wannian County to make a fuss, and was fined a consistent copper coin in the end, which already made old man Lu very depressed.Now that he heard that even his own mules, horses and dogs would be caught and punished by Marquis Wu for urinating outside, he suddenly exploded.

"What do you want to do? Aren't all the dogs, mules and horses in Chang'an city like this? Are you blind? Why are you entangled with the old man's house?"

The Marquis Wu were not annoyed either, they laughed and said, "Old Man Lu, how can others compare to you, you are an old man, holding a dove stick in your hand to enlighten the common people, and set an example for the common people..."

Before he finished speaking, Old Man Lu felt dizzy and couldn't help shaking his body twice.If it weren't for the support of several sons, I'm afraid I would have to fall to the ground.

Old man Lu barely stood up straight: "I accept the punishment! Go back to the mansion, and no one is allowed to leave the mansion today!"

His sons were in a hurry, helped their father back to the mansion, and closed the mansion door tightly with a bang.

This movement caused a lot of discussion among the neighbors around. No one knew what happened to Wuhou in today's workshop and the government servants in Wannian County, and the big things also dragged Mr. Lu to go online.

They don't know that the same things as old man Lu are happening in all the Lifangs in Chang'an City today.

Those elders, as long as they leave their homes, their every move will be closely watched by Marquis Wu and the yamen servants. If they make the slightest mistake, someone will step forward to stop them.Either they were fined with copper or they had to beat the board, which made these elders all angry, but they couldn't get out.

Not to mention spitting or the dog in the mansion peeing outside, even walking on the road, seeing a pit on the side of the road and ignoring it, Marquis Wu immediately stepped forward, pointed at the pit, and demanded that the old man take it away. fill up.

"Old man, the government has already issued a strict order not to dig through pits in the streets and alleys to collect soil. Jiequfang City must be repaired. How can you turn a blind eye to these earth pits? What if you fall into someone? Quickly give these earth pits draw."

"Nonsense, how can this old man do it?"

"Why can't you? You are an old man, holding a dove stick, and you should educate the people! Seeing these pits, why are you not flat?"

These words made the elders speechless and could only bow their heads obediently.In less than half a day, the elders who usually like to walk around with dove sticks in their hands, pointing and pointing disappeared, and retreated to their own mansions, for fear of being troubled by those Marquis Wu and the yamen servants again.

This is actually Li Wangyou's "bad idea" to all the officials.

Aren't those elders willing to stand on the moral high ground and accuse others?Then make them "moral saints".

Not only can I not make the slightest missteps, but I also have to correct the road immediately when I see an uneven road, I have to help out when I am lonely, I have to comfort a crying child, and a woman has to help when the road is difficult...

In short, in Li Wangyou's words, these elders are required to achieve the highest moral cultivation and perfect character.To become a person with perfect knowledge and action.

After listening to Li Wangyou's words, Cheng Chumo couldn't help but click his tongue: "My mother, if anyone can do this, I will cut off his head and give him a kick! This mother is a saint alive!"

Li Wangyou smiled and said: "Since these elders keep talking about rules, let them be the most disciplined people in my Tang Dynasty. Hehe, this is also the character they should have as elders."

Li Wangyou has no sympathy for such a "moral saint".

Just like Tolstoy, he found an older woman with a lower price, and after ending his virginity, he yelled in his diary and cursed the woman: "Who is the root of our lust and indulgence, Isn't it a woman?"

This way of blaming all mistakes on others is what Li Wangyou despises the most.

These old people can go to the road toilet for convenience, but they can't see women use it. It is equally shameless to impose such nonsense "ethics and morality" on others.

All the officials were a little dazed after hearing what Li Wangyou said.

This Huxian uncle is really too bad!

They don't beat or scold like this, but they can drive people crazy.Baiguan thought to himself, if this matter fell on his own head, then life would be worse than death.

For this Huxian uncle, everyone was secretly vigilant in their hearts. If this person is unnecessary in the future, they must not offend him, it is too cruel!

It is really insidious enough to kill with such a soft knife.However, none of the officials objected. For this group of old people who don't like oil and salt, maybe this is really the only way to deal with them.

Thus, with the concerted cooperation of all the officials, a vigorous "God-making Movement" was launched in various neighborhoods in Chang'an City...

549 Women's Restroom Open

It is not difficult for one person to do good deeds, but what is difficult is to do good deeds all one's life, not to do bad deeds, and to consistently benefit the general public...Nowadays, the Marquis Wu and government servants in every Lifang in Chang'an City are watching the elders and supervising them to do good deeds .

How could the elders bear being targeted by the government like this, so they closed their doors tightly, for fear of being troubled again.

The elders don't have to go out, but their children and grandchildren can't also go out, right?What's more, the mansion always has to go out to buy daily necessities such as oil, salt, soy sauce, vinegar and tea.

In short, if you can't catch the mistakes of the elders, then catch their family members.The euphemistic name is that if the elderly want to educate the people, the family members should also lead by example.

After one day, the elders in Chang'an City were already complaining about their sufferings.

Among the elderly, there are naturally wise people.

Being targeted by the government in this way, anyone with a little brain would also think that it must have something to do with the women's toilet.I didn't give those officials face before, and I think this is someone else's revenge.

The opinions of these elders suddenly became inconsistent.Some people began to regret that it had nothing to do with them whether they repaired the toilet for the nuns or not.

What morality and ethics seem to be unimportant compared with their own troubles.

These elders and clever ones, such as Mr. Lu, immediately went out to the county government office.Solemnly reported to Lu Dejing, requesting that one side of the road toilet in Lifang where they are located be converted into a women's toilet.

"Lu Ming Manor, I have something to tell you. Huxian Bozhai has a kind heart. He built road toilets everywhere in Chang'an City. This old man really admires him. However, there are only men's toilets in this road toilet, but no women's toilet. This old man thinks it is inappropriate. As the saying goes, there are three urgencies in people, but there is no distinction between men and women. This woman has no place to go to the toilet, which is very inappropriate. The old man thinks that there are two road toilets built by Bo in Hu County. It is only for men. It is a waste. It is better to use the toilet The road toilets in Renfang have been changed to male left and female right, what does the Ming government think?"

Old man Lu said these words against his will, and his heart was bleeding.

Lu Dejing was unhurried, shaking his head: "No, there are many opponents of this matter, and some people even threatened to tear down the road toilet if they created a women's toilet. If this is the case, wouldn't it be disappointing to the county uncle Hu? No way."

Old man Lu almost choked to death by Lu Dejing's words. Among the elders, he was the first to say these words.

Now he wants him to chew up the words he said and swallow them back, which made him blush.

"Lu Mingfu don't worry, when this old man goes back, he won't allow people to destroy the road toilet. Other old men in Lifang dare not say anything, but whoever dares to touch the road toilet in Qinrenfang, this old man will fight with him!"

Lu Dejing was quite satisfied that old man Lu was so knowledgeable.

"Haha, since Mr. Lu said so, then the county has no reason not to agree. So the county has self-interested craftsmen to change the road toilets, and today the road toilets in Qinrenfang will be opened. But the county's words are in the head, this If there is something wrong with the road toilet in Qinrenfang, the county will ask Mr. Lu to hold him accountable."