Datang romantic little landlord

All the officials felt that this method was feasible.

As the saying goes, it is better to ask for others than to ask for yourself. Instead of sitting and worrying, it is better to do it yourself and have enough food and clothing.Left and right are just looking for some craftsmen to change the names of the doorways of the road toilets, that's all, it's not troublesome.

Everyone did what they said, and immediately ordered people to find a craftsman, carrying paint buckets and brushes, and went to the nearest road toilet.

These road toilets in Chang'an City are all of the same style, divided into two rooms on the left and right, separated by a thick brick wall in the middle.

All officials know that this is the two road toilets for men on the left and women on the right.But at this time, the road toilets on the left and right sides were all painted with red paint, with the words "men's toilet" written in big letters.

"Go, let me erase the words on the door of the road toilet on the right and change it to the word "female toilet." The officials directed the craftsmen to work, preparing to modify the sign of the road toilet.

The craftsman agreed, and when he started to work, he saw a group of people pouring out from the inner square, headed by several elders holding dove sticks.

"Stop! What are you going to do?"

All the officials looked at each other, unable to understand what these elders were shouting.However, even the officials of the fourth and fifth ranks of the court are very polite to the elders holding dove sticks.

"I've seen a few seniors. I'll ask the craftsmen to change the words on the toilet and change the toilet on the right side into a women's toilet. I don't know what advice the seniors have?"

"Absurd! It is absurd! You are all officials in the court, and you are in a high position. How can you do such an absurd thing? How can this woman go to the bathroom outside? Is there any ethics?"

"That's right. Uncle Huxian wanted to build a women's toilet, but he was wrong. Fortunately, under the teaching of the sage, Uncle Huxian repented. Now the road toilets built are all men's toilets. This is in line with the ethics of yin and yang in the world. As the so-called male protagonist How can this woman go to the toilet outside her own house?"

What the elders said made all the officials look at each other in blank dismay.

Why is it so special that you defeated a group of old masters in the court hall, and there are so many elders in the folk who have the same attitude?

All the officials suddenly had a kind of understanding in their hearts, they were paralyzed, they seemed to be fooled, and they were used as a gun by the county uncle...

546 Stubborn Old Man

Facing the criticisms from the elders, this group of officials could only bite the bullet and try to persuade them.

"Elders, we are also kind. You also have wives and daughters in the house. Don't you have the heart to watch them embarrass themselves because of inner urgency when they go out? As the saying goes, don't do to others what you don't want to be done to others. Can't go out to use the toilet?"

Speaking of which, these officials may not necessarily support women going to the toilet outside, considering it indecent.But now the situation is stronger than people, and they cannot choose.

Now I can only stand on Li Wangyou's side to persuade these elders.

But what they said had no effect at all. The elder opposite showed disdain: "Bah, how can the wives and daughters in my house be so ignorant of the rules? Dare to go to the toilet outside, and the old man can't stop hitting their legs!"

"In any case, the toilet on this road cannot be changed to a women's toilet, otherwise don't blame me for pushing it away!"

Some officials were displeased and reprimanded: "Nonsense! You are also old people holding dove sticks. How can you be so ignorant? The construction of women's toilets is also a major national event. How can you allow you to be so nonsense? How dare you talk nonsense Be careful that I will put you all in prison!"

It was fine if he didn't say this, but once he said it, it was like stabbing a hornet's nest, and immediately the group of seniors jumped up and down and made a fuss.

"Okay! If you want to arrest the old man, then arrest it! The old man wants to see which law has been violated!"

"Yes! This gentleman has such a great official authority, then just take me away!"

"Today, I want to see who dares to modify this toilet? If you want to change it, it's okay, just kill the old man first, and then it's up to you to do what you want."

The words of the elders let the officials sit on the wax.

This group of elders who are pointing at the dove sticks really can't move easily.As long as they did not commit a crime, even if Li Er met him, he would have to be polite to show his respect for the elders and his respect for filial piety.

Everyone looked at each other, no one knew what to do, and no one spoke for a while.

The craftsman on the side didn't know why, and asked in a low voice: "Masters, is this word still changing?"

"Change your fart!" Originally, he was angry, but when asked by the craftsman, the official became even more angry, kicked the paint bucket over, turned and left.

The others also shook their heads helplessly. When they encountered this group of elders, they really had no way of doing anything.The crowd turned and left, leaving the craftsmen at a loss.

In fact, the reason why Li Wangyou refused to show up, apart from deliberately embarrassing those officials, was also because of these elders.

After he came out of the prison, he knew about the merchants in the east and west cities. In order to support him, he actually staged a "strike" to boycott those officials who slandered him, which moved him very much.

No matter what the other party's purpose is, Li Wangyou should express his gratitude.

After visiting Qiu Yuanliang, Shopkeeper Ren, Milliman and others one by one, Li Wangyou suddenly realized that the biggest resistance to the construction of women's toilets was not only the court, but also the voices of opposition from the people. .

Whether it's Qiu's family or shopkeeper Ren, these merchants are actually the clearest about all kinds of things in Chang'an City.

After figuring out the difficulty of this group of elders, Li Wangyou immediately dismissed the idea of ​​confronting them head-on.

He knows how difficult it is to deal with this kind of old man, he can't be beaten or scolded, he can't eat oil and salt, and he is stubborn to death.

There are many conflicts caused by the noise caused by the aunts and uncles who danced in the square in later generations, but even if the police were called to persuade them, these uncles and aunts were not afraid and went their own way.

And the Tang Dynasty advocated filial piety and respect for the elderly, and these elderly people holding dove sticks were even more difficult to deal with.If one is not good, if there is a civil uprising, it will be really unbearable to walk around.

Li Wangyou was unwilling to do this kind of stupid thing, so when Baiguan asked him about the women's toilet, he deliberately pretended to be stupid, because he wanted to use Baiguan as a weapon.

After the hundred officials got their noses in front of the old man, they thought there was no other way, so they simply brought the matter to the court.Baiguan played Li Er, hoping to issue an imperial edict to transform those road toilets.

Li Er naturally wouldn't nod his head, how could he be willing to be this "bad guy".Although those elders are powerless and powerful, they are quite influential in Chang'an City.

Even if he issued an imperial decree to divide the toilets into men and women, I am afraid that these elderly people really dare to push down those women's toilets.In this way, it is not beautiful.

Seeing that Li Er didn't let go, and the old folks objected, this group of officials who wanted their wives and wanted to go crazy, had no choice but to play rogue.After discussing with each other, they all ran to Kaihuafang to surround Li Wangyou's mansion.

The old housekeeper Li Heng was also terrified when he saw nearly a hundred court officials in dark scarlet and light scarlet robes blocking up his house.

The old man had never seen such a battle before, so he could only invite all the officials into the mansion, and at the same time quickly asked Niu Yong and Niu Wu to invite Li Wangyou out to meet the guests.

The house that Li Wangyou bought was only for a temporary stay, and the area was not large.After twenty or thirty officials squeezed into the main room in the front yard, there was no place to stay, and the others simply stood in the front yard.

Li Wangyou was drinking cold drinks in the back house with the dudes at this time, leisurely fighting landlords and playing mahjong, when he heard Niu Wu's report, he couldn't help laughing and leaning forward.

"Ziyou, can you still laugh? This time, you have made a fool of all these officials and dignitaries. Be careful to provoke public anger, and you won't be able to close the show." Wei Shuyu persuaded.

Chai Lingwu also nodded and said: "Yes, the wives in various mansions are not here now. I heard that many people's homes are in chaos. If you don't get the women's toilet out, Her Royal Highness will lose face and refuse to come back. Be careful." Officials and saints are looking for you to settle accounts."

Cheng Chumo and the others nodded repeatedly, feeling that Li Wangyou had gone too far this time.

Li Wangyou coolly pulled out the folding fan from his waist, shook his head and said, "It's okay, the mountain people have their own tricks! Wahahaha, I'll meet them later!"

The playboys stopped playing cards, and they all surrounded Li Wangyou and went to the main room, wanting to see what tricks he was up to.

As soon as Li Wangyou entered the lobby, he was shocked to see so many people, and hurriedly greeted all the officials.

"Uncle Hu County, don't be too polite, tell me quickly, what are your plans now? Don't fool me with the nonsense before that!" Some impatient officials couldn't wait for everyone to finish their polite words, so they couldn't wait to speak. ask.

Li Wangyou was not in a hurry, he bowed to everyone, and then said: "My lords, it's not that I'm fooling you, it's just that I didn't expect that I would do bad things with good intentions. It's not that I, Li Wangyou, want to find trouble for nothing." Well, seeing the unbearable filth and filth in Chang'an City back then, I got so excited that I wanted to build a road toilet at my own expense. But who would have imagined that, in order to build a road toilet, I was imprisoned by the sage in a stage prison Gentlemen, I have been wronged too!"

His words were not easy to refute.