Datang romantic little landlord

"You still don't admit it? The old man and the others are not blind. The road toilets you ordered to build are all left and right. Isn't this the men's toilet and the women's toilet?"

Li Wangyou's smile became brighter and brighter: "Masters, I'm afraid you have misread, those two road toilets are men's toilets..."

542 Wife is not at home

Li Wangyou's words made those old officials angry, and their fingers trembled with anger.

A group of people jumped up and shouted angrily: "Nonsense, you still dare to quibble now! It was clearly written on the drawings you gave Wannian and Chang'an counties before. The road toilets are divided into left and right. Nuyou, is this wrong? Now the [-] road toilets in Chang'an City are exactly the same as your blueprint, how dare you say that no women's toilets have been built?"

Li Wangyou was not annoyed, and spread his hands with a smile: "Everyone is a well-educated person, don't you know how to read? There are [-] street toilets in Chang'an City, and there are big "men's toilets" written on the walls. The word '' is like this on the left and right, why do you guys turn a blind eye to it?"

What he said made those old ministers who impeached him dumbfounded.

Li Wangyou looked at Cui Zhuo and Lu Dejing again, and said with a smile: "If you don't believe me, you can ask the Ming mansions in Chang'an and Wannian counties. Cui Ming mansion, Lu Ming mansion, am I wrong?"

Cui Zhuo and Lu Dejing hurriedly came out: "What Huxian Bo said is true, there are [-] road toilets in Chang'an City, and the left and right are all men's toilets."

Not only the two of them said so, but many of the officials present had visited the road toilets, and they all said: "What Huxian Bo said is correct, I have also visited those newly built road toilets, although they have not yet been officially opened. , but it is clearly written that both the left and right rooms are men’s toilets.”

This was beyond the expectation of these old masters, they had never visited those road toilets.It was only after hearing the report from the servants in the mansion that the road toilets in Bojian in Huxian County were all located on the left and right, that he came to impeach Li Wangyou with righteous indignation.

"This, how is this possible? Since they are all men's toilets, why did you repair the left and right ones, Uncle Huxian?" Someone questioned when they found something wrong.

Li Wangyou shrugged: "I am willing!"

What he said made the faces of the old officials flush red with anger, but they didn't know how to refute.

After all, Li Wangyou paid for the construction of road toilets. As long as no women's toilets are built, it's none of their business to fix them however they like.

In fact, all the officials present could see that the road toilets built by Li Wangyou were clearly men's and women's toilets.But others just don't admit it, and the word "men's toilet" is clearly written on the outside of the road toilet.

In this Taiji Hall, the civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty, who are now firmly opposed to the construction of women's toilets, are actually just a group of old masters and Taoists. Most of the officials are noncommittal about this.

You can do it if you practice it, or you can do it if you don’t.

But since two days ago, my wife and daughter went to the Hu County Bo's Mansion with His Royal Highness the Queen quietly, and with the attitude of not coming back if they don't repair the women's toilet, these officials naturally began to favor Li Wangyou. .

It's just that no one was willing to come forward to bring this matter up, so they all pretended to be confused.

Li Er saw that Li Wangyou had left the old masters speechless, so he said with a smile: "Okay, since it was a misunderstanding, let's stop bringing it up, gentlemen, let's start discussing state affairs."

With a light word, he wanted to dismiss those old ministers, and made those old masters feel depressed.

Seeing that there was no one to support them in the main hall, the group of old masters simply acted like scoundrels, and did not argue with Li Wangyou, and all knelt down to Li Er again.

"Your Majesty, this is clearly the uncle of Huxian County. He is building plank roads openly and plotting old tricks in secret. Your Majesty must not be deceived by him!"

"Your Majesty, this rule cannot be opened! Since ancient times, men are superior to women, this is the way of heaven! How can women go out to use the toilet?"

"Your Majesty, if Hu County Bo insists on building a women's toilet, the old minister can only show his ambition by dying, and complain to the world about such a violation of ethics!"

There is even an old master who pointed the finger at Empress Changsun: "Your Majesty, I have heard that Her Royal Highness and the ladies and gentlemen are now staying in the House of Hu County Bo, and they are all instigated by Hu County Bo to support Hu County Bo in building a women's toilet. Your Majesty , Her Royal Highness should respect the world, how can she support Hu Xianbo to do such a thing? Well, this is not a rooster that leads the morning, and the morals are corrupt, especially the disaster."

Seeing this group of old masters, Li Er frowned as he spoke more and more shamelessly.

Li Wangyou naturally refused to take the blame, and retorted: "Shut up! Your Royal Highness is also something you can humiliate? Your Highness and all the wives are in my mansion, praying for the people of the world. How dare you So confounding black and white, talking nonsense? Your Majesty, I want to impeach these people with ulterior motives, and even said something like the chicken Sichen. This is comparing Her Majesty the Queen to Na Daji. Could it be that Your Majesty is the tyrant King Zhou?"

The earliest allusion of the hen sitting in the morning comes from Daji and King Zhou of Shang, which means that once the old hen crows, the family will decline.

Hearing what Li Wangyou said, the group of old masters immediately realized that they had just made a slip of the tongue, and quickly kowtowed to Li Er.

"Your Majesty, the old minister didn't mean that. The old minister meant..."

Before he could defend himself, Li Er slapped the armrest of the throne.

"That's enough! The queen is in Huxian Bo's mansion, and together with the princes and wives, she is praying for the people of the world. This matter has nothing to do with whether women's toilets are built or not! As I said, since there are no women's toilets in the road toilets built by Huxian Bo Toilet, stop this matter here, don't mention it again!"

Seeing that Li Er was angry, the group of old masters closed their mouths reluctantly, bowed and saluted, and retreated among the officials.

But obviously, these old masters don't intend to stop there.

After the Chang Dynasty, Li Wangyou didn't have anything to do with himself, and played with dudes every day, living a very leisurely life.

On the contrary, those honorable officials in Chang'an City gradually became restless.

For a day or two, his wife and daughter didn't come back, and the officials didn't feel anything.On the contrary, in the past few days, the business of Pingkangfang and Huren Restaurant in Chang'an City has become extremely hot.

Without the restraint of their wives, many officials and dignitaries are happy and at ease. Every day after the office leaves the office, they call friends and friends to drink flowers and wine, and life is very uncomfortable.

But just like middle-aged men in later generations, when my wife is on a business trip or returning to her mother’s house, she must feel very comfortable at first, playing how she wants every day, staying up all night, drinking and playing games online, how to feel comfortable.

Just like the song "My Wife Is Not Home": My wife is not at home tonight, so I can wow...

But after a few days, no one washed the dirty clothes at home, and I slept alone and cold at night, and there was no one to talk to at home, so I started to call my wife anxiously to ask how long you will be back.

Nowadays, there are hundreds of officials in Chang'an City, but it is the same.

After spending two or three days in style, they found that Her Royal Highness and his wife still had no intention of returning to Chang'an City, which made everyone feel a little flustered.

With all these noble officials, there is naturally no shortage of people to warm the beds in the mansion, but how can they understand the various things in the house of this big family?

What to buy and how much to buy, how much the mansion’s property has lost and earned, which mansion’s weddings and weddings need to be accompanied by gifts, what mistakes have been made by the maids and servants in the mansion... These things should be reported by the housekeepers of each mansion to their own lord When they finally started to have a headache.

Compared with the troubles at home, is it still a matter of repairing the women's toilet?

543 Lesbians

Li Wangyou's guess was not wrong at all. Inviting Empress Changsun and the noble ladies in Chang'an City to Dingzhou Village was the means of "revenge" planned by the beautiful boss.

For Li Wangyou, it doesn't really matter whether the women's bathroom is repaired or not.But in the eyes of the beautiful boss, that is absolutely unbearable.

Although she is not a feminist, as a later generation "Bone Demon", she can't bear this obvious sexism.

For the beautiful boss, all he wants is fairness.But even this request, which seems common to later generations, was as difficult as it was in the Tang Dynasty.

A nobleman like Li Wangyou was forced to be imprisoned because he wanted to build a women's toilet. What about the beautiful boss who is a weak woman with no power?

But the beautiful boss does not intend to give up, but is going to take the route of the upper class lady.Whether it is the eldest grandson empress or the wives of hundreds of officials and nobles, they are also women themselves, so naturally they should speak out for the women of the Tang Dynasty.

It is very easy for the beautiful boss to enter and leave the Lizheng Hall. She still often goes to the palace to teach yoga with Empress Changsun and Concubine Yang. In addition, she has cooperated with Empress Changsun in several industries, and the two get along very well.

The beautiful boss came to see the eldest grandson queen who was still teasing her youngest son Li Zhi, and immediately asked the maid to bring tea and snacks.

"Changqing, why are you free to visit me today?"

"His Royal Highness is well, my husband has been sent to prison, do you know about this?" the beautiful boss asked straight to the point.

Empress Changsun nodded: "I know about this matter, Changqing, don't worry. Erlang won't make Ziyou suffer. It's for his own good to live in the prison for a while to avoid the limelight. It is not forbidden to send things to your house, if necessary, the maidservant can also go in to serve Ziyou."