Datang romantic little landlord

The dandies who were supposed to disperse separately, but now no one is willing to leave, they all squeezed into the carriage, intending to follow them back to the stage prison.

Tonight, if Li Wangyou doesn't explain things clearly to them, he won't be able to sleep.

More than a dozen people squeezed into the carriage that usually only took two or three people, and Fang Yiai felt terrified, fearing that the axle of the carriage would be broken.

Fortunately, it was Fang Xuanling's car after all, and it was quite sturdy.Although the wheels kept creaking, at least the carriage drove into Jingfengmen smoothly.

After thanking the brigade commander who guarded the gate, Fang Yiai parked the carriage in the alley near Yushitai, where the head of the prison had been waiting here, anxiously.

Seeing the carriage appear, Li Wangyou jumped out of the carriage, and the jailer breathed a sigh of relief, but the next moment his eyes widened... The dudes jumped off the carriage one after another.

In the seemingly small carriage compartment, more than a dozen dandies jumped out in succession, making the cell boss completely dumbfounded.He carefully looked at the carriage compartment, and felt that this carriage must also be a divine object, a magical weapon that was used by the immortals in the legend, otherwise how could so many people be packed in?

If Li Wangyou knew what the cell boss was thinking, he would definitely scoff at him, what is this?In later generations, there are even more powerful ones. There used to be traffic police who enforced the law and caught a severely overloaded van.

In the van allowed to carry six people, 35 people were stuffed into the Guinness Book of Records, that is amazing.

The crowd followed the cell boss and slipped into the prison as quietly as thieves.After the cell door was locked again by the prison head, everyone burst into laughter unscrupulously.

Cheng Chumo threw a gold ingot to the cell leader: "You did a good job today, I will reward you. Keep your mouth tight, don't go out and talk nonsense. Let someone hear some rumors, and be careful of your bones!"

"Yes, yes, don't worry, little grandpa, you don't know anything when you leave." The jailer took the gold and laughed until he couldn't see.

Everyone returned to Li Wangyou's "luxury version" cell, lit the candles, brought drinks and food, and drank freely.

"Ziyou, please explain clearly to the brothers what happened tonight?" After drinking for three rounds, Fang Yiai finally couldn't help it, put down the glass and asked.

What he said was naturally what all the dandies wanted to know, and they all turned their attention to Li Wangyou, hoping for an explanation.

Regarding this, Li Wangyou chuckled: "Actually, it's nothing, just cheating them. I didn't expect that group of old thieves to have a bad mentality, so they stopped calling themselves."

After Fang Yiai said those words two days ago, Li Wangyou took it seriously and asked Niu Wu to go to Hu County, found Yang Zuan, and asked him to help investigate the matter of Tuoba Zhengyang.

Yang Zuan naturally knew about Tuoba Zhengyang's suicide by hanging himself.After the news came out that day, he was the one who led the yamen servants to Tuoba Zhengyang's room to untie the old man from the white silk hanging from the beam.

After listening to Niu Wu's words, Yang Zuan couldn't help feeling somewhat suspicious.I called Fangchun, the county lieutenant, and went to check it again.

After this group of veterans arrived in Hu County, they happened to live in the original Li Mansion.

After Li Wangyou paid off the debts of the mansion to the county government, he didn't resell it for a while, and kept it vacant.

After this group of veterans came to Hu County, Yang Zuan simply arranged for them to live in that house, and arranged a few servants to serve them, so he left them alone.

Yang Zuan and Fang Chun recruited the servants who had served the old officials in the house to the county government hall, and asked them about the situation that day.

But this group of servants didn't know anything about it, they only said that the night Duke Tuoba hanged himself, the old officials drove them all to the front yard, so no one knew what happened.

However, it was confirmed that Tuoba Zhengyang was seriously ill a few days ago, and the servant even invited the county medical workers to see him.

Naturally, Yang Zuan ordered the yamen servant to summon the medical worker to come to question him, and learned that Tuoba Zhengyang was old and frail, suffering from a cold.He also asked the medical worker if Duke Tuoba could get out of bed and if he had the ability to climb to a high place.

Regarding this, the medical worker naturally shook his head, saying that Mr. Tuoba was bedridden and his time was numbered, not to mention climbing to a high place, even walking on the ground would be difficult.

Some of the testimonies of the servants and medical workers made Yang Zhuan feel annoyed, but these were not enough to overturn the statements of those old officials.After all, they can completely infer that it was Tuoba Zhengyang who returned to the light and felt dissatisfied in his heart, so he could hang himself to death, which is not impossible.

After Niu general Yang Zuan's investigation results were reported to Li Wangyou, he naturally roughly guessed the cause of the incident.

I sighed even more in my heart, these old thieves are really ruthless, for the sake of their official positions, they don't hesitate to kill their colleagues, and use it to discredit themselves, it is really shameless.

It's just that Li Wangyou didn't have any evidence to testify against these old thieves, so he came up with the idea of ​​pretending to be a ghost, using the rumor that there were dead people returning to life on the first seven days, and came up with Tuoba Zhengyang's resurrection and identified the murderer.

But I didn't expect the effect to be surprisingly good. After some operations, the group of old thieves were frightened and full of loopholes.

"Ziyou, tell me clearly, you let us throw those small porcelain bottles in the mourning hall, what exactly are they? Those creepy will-o'-the-wisps, but you made them?" Cheng Chumo asked.

Li Wangyou laughed loudly: "That's right, brothers, that porcelain bottle contains phosphorous powder. When this thing is spilled, it can emit green light in the dark, which is the so-called will-o'-the-wisp."

People with a little scientific knowledge in later generations know that the so-called will-o'-the-wisps are just the spontaneous combustion of phosphine produced when the human body or animal remains rot and decompose.

In fact, ghost fire is the spontaneous combustion of phosphorus, and people in China have known it since ancient times.

The "Natural History" of the Jin Dynasty wrote: "Where the battle dies, the blood of the people and horses has accumulated over the years and turned into phosphorus. The phosphorus touches the ground and the vegetation is like dew, which is slightly invisible. Pedestrians or those who touch it will shine on the human body." "

However, very few people know about this kind of thing, and most people still firmly believe that it is a will-o'-the-wisp.

As for Li Wangyou's method of collecting phosphorous powder, it's not enough to say, it's really a tasteful process... In fact, it's also very simple, that is, distilling human urine, and the final white powder obtained is sodium phosphate.

In order to come up with this thing, Niu Wu, Niu Yong and the others complained for a while, they were really irritated.

Li Wangyou asked Niu Wu and the others to distill a few small bottles of phosphorous powder, put them into small porcelain bottles, and hand them over to the dudes.Let them wait for the candles in the mourning hall to be extinguished, and then throw out the contents of the porcelain vase, which naturally formed the horrific will-o'-the-wisp.

Among them, the method is not worth mentioning to put it bluntly.

The dandies finally figured out that what they were throwing away was actually something extracted from human urine, and everyone was disgusting.

"Damn! Ziyou, you are so disgusting! You let me throw such a dirty thing in your hands!"

"Clean up this bastard!"

Following Fang Yiai's loud cry, the dandies rushed forward and ravaged Li Wangyou...

535 Black and white upside down

Under the coercion of force from the dudes, Li Wangyou had no choice but to explain everything.

The smoke coming out of the coffin is naturally the effect of dry ice meeting water.

The production of dry ice is introduced in the science textbook of the fourth grade of elementary school. Vinegar reacts with baking soda to produce carbon dioxide.Fill the bottle with carbon dioxide and put it in the refrigerator to cool.Datang does not have a refrigerator, but there are ice cubes produced by saltpeter ice, which can be cooled, and dry ice can also be obtained.

When dry ice meets water, the solid turns into a gas and sublimates rapidly, the temperature of the surrounding air decreases, and the water vapor in the air condenses into countless small water points, which produces fog.

These are actually nothing more than simple physical and chemical common sense.

As for the talk of Tuoba Zhengyang's resurrection, Li Wangyou refused to say it even though he was beaten to death. He only shirked it as an ancestral method, and it should not be passed on to outsiders.

The reason why Li Wangyou didn't say it was naturally because he couldn't say it, he couldn't say it.

The method he used was the same as the previous method of installing the Daoist ancestor in front of the Tai Chi Hall, adding a mobile phone and a Bluetooth speaker.

Originally, because there was no electricity, the bluetooth speaker had become useless, so it had been hidden in the statue of the Taoist ancestor, enshrined in the Tai Chi Palace by Li Er.

Later, Li Wangyou made a hand-cranked generator, so he naturally refused to continue throwing the speaker in the statue for nothing.

He had already found an opportunity to secretly take the Bluetooth mini speaker from the statue in the Tai Chi Palace.I brought it back to my house, recharged it, and used it a lot on weekdays. I hid in the room with my beautiful boss and listened to music.

In order to keep the secret, Li Wangyou also specially asked the craftsman to make a small wooden box that cannot be opened, put the Bluetooth speaker into it, and then handed it over to Cheng Chumo, who asked him to take advantage of the chaos and place it in Tuoba Zhengyang. next to the coffin.

And he was outside the Tuoba mansion, using his mobile phone to pretend to be a ghost, and made this good show.