Datang romantic little landlord

His words were naturally heard clearly by everyone present.Li Er couldn't help stopping his chopsticks, and looked at Zheng Boyi displeased.

Li Er is naturally familiar with this direct scholar of Chongwenguan, and he also knows that he is famous for his talents, and he is also a direct descendant of the Zheng family in Xingyang.Normally this Zheng Boyi looks gentle and refined, why did he make provocative words again and again today?

Li Wangyou laughed, "Mr. Zheng is really knowledgeable. That's right. The way of eating this hot pot has indeed existed since ancient times. But the taste is quite different. I don't know Mr. Zheng, from the "Book of Wei" In "Three Kingdoms", what is the taste of hot pot? Why don't you tell me about it and open your eyes?"

"You..." Zheng Boyi was so stunned by these words that he was speechless again.

How did he know what the hot pot tasted like during the Three Kingdoms period? The "Book of Wei" only mentions cooking food with a copper tripod. How did it ever talk about the taste?

Zheng Boyi's originally fair and tender face was also red and green now.

What he said just now was originally nonsense.Everyone eats deliciously, who cares if your hot pot is available in the Three Kingdoms?

Seeing that Zheng Boyi was speechless, all the guests even laughed and ignored him. They exchanged cups and cups again, which made Zheng Boyi even more embarrassed, but hated Li Wangyou more and more...

507 Shake, Laugh, Bridge

Naturally, everyone was quite satisfied with a hot pot meal, and the guests and hosts had a good time.Even an old man like Yu Shinan has a poor appetite, but he appreciates the hot pot very much, so he ate a few chopsticks unconsciously.

Tang people like banquets, especially among nobles and nobles.To attend a banquet, of course, you can't just eat and drink, but also have a program.

Fortunately, Li's Mansion now has more than a dozen singing and dancing girls, singing and dancing during the banquet, the atmosphere is quite lively.

Cheng Yaojin, Yuchi Jingde and other old hooligans were excited again without any suspense, and regardless of the presence of female relatives, they directly stripped off their upper body clothes, went into battle shirtless, and jumped into the arena by themselves, fighting with those dancers Dancing.

Tang's personality is bold and bold, and it is completely normal behavior like Cheng Yaojin's, so he made the atmosphere even more lively.

Only the black line on Li Wangyou's face, Nima, watching some old hooligans dance, it's too eye-catching.

But he didn't expect that those damn dudes actually wanted to force him to dance too.How could Li Wangyou want to be so humiliated in front of a beautiful boss, so he naturally shook his head.

But he couldn't bear the strong pull of these animals, he, the host of the banquet, was directly dragged off by Cheng Chumo and others.

Li Wangyou was in a hurry, he really couldn't dance, let alone Hu Xuanwu.When I was sitting on the wax, I suddenly glanced at the pool in front of my castle, and I couldn't help being happy.

In front of his castle, a landscape pool was built.

In addition to landscape viewing, it is more important to play a role in fire protection.In case of fire in the castle, water can be taken from the pool to put out the fire.

This pool is very large, and it is almost the same as the swimming pools of later generations, but it is not so deep, only waist-deep water.

And in the middle of the pool, there is also a small suspension bridge. What is even more peculiar is that this suspension bridge has no left and right handrails, only a bare bridge deck.

Every time I see this suspension bridge, the beautiful boss feels very helpless.There is no other reason, this bridge was built by the craftsmen because of the outburst of Li Wangyou's bad taste.

And this suspension bridge has a name on the Internet of later generations, "Net Red Bridge", which is also a swing bridge.

Li Wangyou watched a variety show on Mango Channel in later generations, "Shake, Laugh, and Bridge".The rules of the game are very simple. In the form of a team, players challenge the swinging bridge team. Accompanied by music, they swing left and right on the bridge according to the rhythm, swing the swinging bridge, and strive to maintain balance.

It's actually a boring variety show, Li Wangyou loves to watch it, it's purely for beauties.There are a few high-value beauties in the team, especially the long legs, which makes Li Wangyou almost lick the screen.

So when he built this landscape pool in his own mansion, Li Wangyou thought of this, and his bad taste broke out, insisting that the craftsman build such a swinging bridge for him.

What made the beauty boss even more speechless was that this guy actually organized the maids in the mansion into several teams, and asked them to fight PK on the swinging bridge, in the name of exercising.

The beautiful boss didn't understand his little thoughts, but this kind of thing was harmless, so he let him go.

Under Li Wangyou's insistence, the maids in his mansion quickly fell in love with playing on the swinging bridge.

Originally, when the swinging bridge swayed a little, the maids on the bridge kept screaming coquettishly and fell into the water one after another.

After the light clothes were wet, they clinged to the delicate body, revealing the exquisite curves, which made Li Wangyou's eyes straighten, and he was so addicted.Even the trilogy of Niu Wu and Niu Yong's family, why not?

Among the 73 old bachelors in the mansion, the favorite thing to watch at the moment is the maidservants in the mansion playing on the swinging bridge.Every time it caused this group of old bachelors to yell and whistle again and again.

Although those maidservants were very shy, they did not shy away from the hot eyes of their husbands and old bachelors.Some daring ones even puffed up their chests in a demonstration after falling into the water, which even attracted the howling of wolves around them.

It's not that these maidservants are shameless, but that the folk customs of the Tang Dynasty are so tough.

In addition, in the minds of these maidservants, there is no hope that they can be taken over by their husbands, or these Kong Wu tribes, so naturally they have no scruples.

With Li Wangyou's experience from watching the video, he quickly played decently, and was able to swing his body in a uniform order on the swinging bridge without falling into the water.

Even Niu Yong Niu Wu and the others, as well as the 73 veterans, liked to play with this swinging bridge.The team with the maidservants often make appointments with the idea of ​​shaking each other off the bridge to see the wet beauty.

Li Wangyou's only regret is that in this Tang Dynasty, the maidservants in these mansions can't change into those hot pants that show their thighs, otherwise they won't be too seductive.

At this moment, he was forced to dance by the dandies, so Li Wangyou naturally didn't want to make a fool of himself in front of everyone. After seeing the swinging bridge, he immediately thought of getting away.

"Brother Chu Mo, how boring is dancing? There is another fun thing in my little brother's house, I wonder if you are interested?" Li Wangyou said with a small smile.

Cheng Chumo didn't know how many people were there, so he asked curiously, "What's so fun? Let's hear it."

Li Wangyou pointed to the net red bridge: "Brothers, have you seen the suspension bridge? We can divide into two teams on the suspension bridge, shake the bridge body, and the one who doesn't fall into the water wins in the end. Brothers, are you interested?" ?”

Cheng Chumo and his group of dandies are naturally playful people. Hearing what Li Wangyou said, they naturally became interested and nodded in agreement.

A group of dudes dragged Li Wangyou to the pool, which also attracted the attention of the guests present.

Li Er couldn't help laughing and cursing: "What kind of tricks are these bastards doing? Zhijie, let's go, let's take a look."

With Li Er taking the lead, all the guests naturally followed, and they all ran to the pool to watch.

"Ziyou, the suspension bridge in your house is really strange. It doesn't even have handrails? Are you afraid of people falling into the water?" Li Er couldn't help laughing when he saw the swinging bridge.

Li Wangyou nodded as a matter of course: "Uncle is right, this bridge is for people to fall off."

"Oh? Why is that?"

"Hey, Uncle, let's just watch the show." Li Wangyou didn't explain, and just let Li Erjing watch what happened.

Those dudes, under Li Wangyou's explanation, have already figured out how to play the swinging bridge.They immediately divided into two teams and walked onto the bridge deck from both ends of the swinging bridge.

The swing bridge, as the name suggests, is quite wobbly and wobbly.

Even if you don't shake it deliberately, just walking on it, it already shakes quite scary.Fang Yiai lost his footing and almost fell off the bridge. If Cheng Chuliang behind him hadn't pulled him, he would have been the first to fall into the water.

When the dandies got on the bridge and stood facing each other, Li Wangyou beckoned someone to bring a big drum.I knocked it up myself, and at the same time shouted loudly: "Shake it up!"

Accompanied by the sound of the drums, a crowd of dandies began to shake the bridge giggling, and the next moment, plop, plop, and then three people fell into the water...

This funny scene naturally caused the guests including Li Er to roar with laughter.

On the swinging bridge, the remaining dandies were dancing and dancing, trying to maintain their balance.However, as the shaking of the swinging bridge became more and more intense, in the end, the group of guys who were playing on the swinging bridge for the first time were not spared and all fell into the water.

This made the people beside the pool laugh even louder, but this group of dandies didn't care at all, instead they started laughing and found it quite amusing.

"Wow ha ha ha, this bridge is very interesting! Come and try the old man, gentlemen, who among you is interested in fighting with me?" Cheng Yaojin was so itchy, he jumped out and challenged.