Datang romantic little landlord

Li Er's face turned blue and red, if it wasn't because it was in the main hall, he would have dragged Li Wangyou over and slapped his ass hard.

Didn't I just not allow you to use the palace gate to recruit a son-in-law for the maid yesterday?As for asking you to write so many palace complaint poems?

Li Er regretted it a little now, if he had known that this kid was so difficult to deal with, he might as well just agree to him yesterday.

Why is it that I am a little embarrassed by this kid now?

Xu Jingzong was also stunned by Li Wangyou's palace complaint poems.

This combat power is simply too amazing. In order to help the court lady find a husband, this county man really worked hard.

It is unbelievable that he recited so many amazing poems as if he didn't need money.

Looking at the speechless family officials in the hall, Xu Jingzong couldn't help laughing.

304 If You Are the One

After Li Wangyou chanted a few palace complaint poems, no one in the hall dared to speak out against his previous performance.

Who can say anything at this time?

Said that copying the palace gate is related to the dignity of the court?Can't write about such trivial matters as recruiting a son-in-law?

The maids are so pitiful, now they are finally released from the palace, what's wrong with using the palace gate to recruit husbands for them?

Against this kind of thing, is there any sympathy?

Even those who disagreed in their hearts did not speak at this time.They are not stupid, if they cooperate with Li Wangyou's recitation of these palace complaint poems today, if they object again, I am afraid that they will be scolded to death after this matter spreads to the public.

Li Er's face turned ashen, staring at Li Wangyou, thinking about how to deal with this bastard.

"Your Majesty, I have another song here, "Shangyang White-haired Man". Shangyang people, Shangyang people, the red face is old and the white hair is new. The green-clothed emissary guards the palace gate, and when the Shangyang is closed, how much spring is there. Gaozu's last year Selected for the first time, at the age of [-] and now at [-]. At the same time, more than a hundred people were selected, and the body was crippled in the middle of the year. Reminiscing about the past and mourning the farewell to relatives, helping them into the car and not teaching them to cry..."

Li Wangyou had only read a few lines of "Shangyang White-haired Man" by the big brother Bai Juyi, when he heard Li Er coldly said on the imperial steps: "That's enough, the Huxian man's performance, I'm sure, Retire!"

After Li Er finished speaking, without waiting for the officials in the hall to say anything, he turned around and walked away, not even Yu Yu sat down.

Hehe, Li Erlang, you finally can't help it?I thought you had a thick skin.

Li Wangyou locked himself in the study for so long yesterday, but he came up with more than a dozen poems of palace grievances.

After throwing out three or four songs, Li Er surrendered, which made Li Wangyou feel a little regretful.

He couldn't help but made a V sign on his sleeve. His hard work was not in vain, and finally he won the bet with the beautiful boss.

But looking at Li Er who left in anger, Li Wangyou decided that it would be better not to come to Chang'an City in the near future, lest Li Er would retaliate.

However, Li Wangyou obviously underestimated Li Er's desire for revenge. Before he could follow the crowd out of the hall, the servants from the palace hurried over.

"Men from Hu County, Your Majesty welcomes you."

"Uh, I'm feeling sick in my stomach. I'm afraid it's not appropriate to go face-to-face with the saint. How about another day?" Li Wangyou was a little dumbfounded. At this time, Li Er summoned him, and he knew that there was nothing good about it.

He didn't want to send him to the door to vent his anger on Li Er, so he wanted to escape with an excuse.

However, the servant in the palace ignored his words and just made a gesture of invitation.

"There is still soup stewing on the stove in my house, no, I have to go back quickly." Li Wangyou said as he wanted to blend in with the crowd.But he was directly stopped in front of him by the eunuch, who didn't speak, just looked at him like this.

Make it up, make it up, see what excuses you can come up with.

Li Wangyou was helpless, Nima, just now he was pretending to be aggressive, but he didn't expect Li Er to be so shameless. He sent someone to block him just after he came down to court.

He slandered in his heart, but he had no choice but to dawdle and follow the servants to the Lizheng Palace.

Just entering the Lizheng Hall, before Li Wangyou had time to bow to Li Er, he saw a big foot kicking towards him.

Li Wangyou was shocked, turned around and wanted to run.But how could his small body run faster than Li Er, the emperor on horseback, he was kicked firmly on the ass by a foot, and he howled out with a groan in pain.

Li Er was still angry, and kicked Li Wangyou's ass a few more times, causing Li Wangyou to run around like howling like a ghost.

This Li Er is not a son of man!It was really too dark to start, Li Wangyou wondered if his butt was swollen from being kicked.

Isn't it just reciting a few palace complaint poems?As for the underfoot so black?

After being kicked a few times, Li Wangyou didn't run away at all, and lay down on the ground and pretended to be dead.Anyway, I can't outrun the beast like Li Er, I surrender and admit defeat, you Li Er generation emperor, do you have the nerve to abuse the captives?

Li Er kicked Li Wangyou hard a few times, expressing his anger.

"Okay, what are you doing lying there pretending to be dead? I can't kick you to death with those kicks!" Li Er scolded angrily.

Li Wangyou got up from the ground with a smirk, and opened his mouth to flatter him: "Hey, uncle, you are really wise and powerful, your martial arts are unrivaled, your prosperity is equal to the sky, your longevity is equal to the sky, you will rule the world forever!"

"What mess? If you dare to mess around like this again in the future, I will order someone to tie you up and beat you!" Li Er was also confused by his words, and the resentment in his heart dissipated.

"Yes, yes, I won't dare in the future." The hero Li Wangyou answered hurriedly, regardless of the immediate loss.

Li Er glared at him, turned around and sat back in front of the table: "Tell me, how do you plan to recruit husbands for the court ladies?"

"Hey, my nephew is going to ask my uncle to use Qujiang Pond to hold a large-scale blind date event. Through the palace gate copy, invite men who are willing to marry court ladies to meet all the court ladies directly in Qujiang Pond. Well, this blind date event will Call If You Are the One."

"Blind date?" Li Er frowned again.

From ancient times to the present, what is emphasized is the words of the matchmaker, the order of the parents, and the blind date is also arranged by the matchmaker or the matchmaker, and the parents worry about it.It is very difficult for a man and a woman to see each other before they have sex in the hall.

Li Wangyou wanted more than 1000 court ladies to meet directly with those men who wanted to marry court ladies, which seemed a bit counterintuitive.

But think about it again, anyway, these court ladies don't have any relatives alive now, so let Li Wangyou make troubles, lest he write a few palace complaint poems to himself later, who can bear it.

So with Li Er's acquiescence, the matter was settled.

On the same day, a new copy of the palace gate was posted outside the palace gate.

The court envoys in Chang'an City from all over the country sent people to copy it one after another, but the things they copied back made everyone think they were dazzled.

Ten days later, in the Qujiang Pond, choose a son-in-law for more than a thousand palace ladies?And invite people who want to marry the court ladies to go to Qujiang Pond in person, meet with the court ladies, and have a chat about life?

If You Are the One...

What the hell is this?

After reading the copy of the palace gate, these court envoys all had black question mark faces on their foreheads.Some people couldn't believe what the servants copied back, so they ran to the palace gate to confirm it in person.

And in all the workshops in Chang'an City, there are also voices discussing this matter.

"Everyone, did you see the copy of the palace gate today? Tsk tsk, this is really unheard of."

"Brother, are you talking about Naqu Jiangchi, the court lady recruiting a son-in-law?"