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Wang Jia took a slight step back, not letting the opponent succeed:

"Mr. Zhang, you'd better call me Wang Jia."

"Okay, Xiaojia, you also brought your children out to play. I am free today, and I will take my son out to see pandas. Let's go have dinner together later."

Looking at the excited man, a trace of disdain flashed in Chu Tian's eyes:

"Brother, even if you lie, you can use some better excuses. You come out to play in a suit, why don't you bring a rose?"

As soon as Chu Tian muttered and played, Mr. Zhang took out a rose from his pocket:

"Xiaojia, I bought this at the door just now. It's useless for me to come here. Why don't I just give it to you."

Seeing Mr. Zhang's stiff operation, Chu Tian swallowed hard:

"I'm a good boy, Zhuang Zhuang took a bite out of your brain, right?"

But at this time, the little fat man next to Mr. Zhang ran towards Zhang Xiaoyue:

"Xiaoyue, let's play together."

Seeing the little fat man running over, Zhang Xiaoyue and Wang Chutian hid behind him:

"Zhang Shu, don't come here, I'm afraid of pigs!"

The little fat man was taken aback for a moment, the smile on his face froze immediately, and then he said to Zhang Xiaoyue:

"Xiaoyue, I'm not a pig. I just gained weight. When we get married, I'll try to lose weight."

"puff!"

Hearing the little fat man's words, Chu Tian was taken aback, and the lollipop in his mouth flew out directly, landing on the little fat man's face.

This is the funniest joke I've heard this year.

Looking at Mr. Zhang, who was surrounded by Wang Jia, and Zhang Shu, who was trying to get closer to Zhang Xiaoyue, Chu Tian sighed.

If it weren't for your similar personalities, I would think that your father has an environmental protection hat on his head.

Fatty Zhang Shu obviously inherited his father's stinky and shameless spirit, and said to Zhang Xiaoyue with a proud face:

"Xiaoyue, when my father catches up with your mother, he will be your father, and then we will get married."

Chutian is in a mess, what kind of theory is this?

Co-authoring your father and son is quite ambitious, want to catch them all?

Looking at the triumphant Zhang Shu, a trace of disgust flashed in Zhang Xiaoyue's eyes:

"My mother won't marry your father, and I won't marry you either."

Obviously, although the little girl is usually very smart, when it comes to her mother, she is a little out of place.

To put it simply, Zhang Shu brought the IQ of little Xiaoyue to the same level as his own, and then tried to defeat him with his rich experience.

"Roar!"

At this moment, Chu Tian let out a roar.

I don't even have the heart to bully this little loli. Actually, a fat guy like you can bully her?

Unexpectedly, the seemingly docile panda next to Zhang Xiaoyue would suddenly yell at him, and the little fat man froze.

Then I heard Zhang Xiaoyue's excited voice:

"Fatty, bite him!"

The little fat man froze, and then he saw Chu Tian open his mouth wide to bite him.

Dazed, scared, snot flowed down, followed by tears...

"Wow~"

The little fat man actually started to cry, his voice was only miserable, you can refer to the pig that is about to be killed.

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Hearing this miserable cry, Mr. Zhang's face froze, and then a trace of impatience flashed in his eyes.

But after taking a look at Wang Jia in front of him, Mr. Zhang ran over quickly:

"Zhang Shu, why are you crying?"

Hearing his father's voice, the little fat man twitched the corner of his mouth, and forced back the tears that flowed out:

"It, it bites me!"

While speaking, the little fat man still pointed at Chu Tian with one finger.

Chu Tian was stunned, and looked around suspiciously.

Fatty yes, you have to be reasonable, I am a person who doesn't like pork, uh, bear, how could I bite you?

Seeing the miserable look of the little fat man sucking the snot into his mouth while twitching, Chu Tian frowned.

Could it be that I really awakened some terrible hobby just now and bit him?

How to do?

Should I brush my teeth?

Do you still need to take a shower?

Is mental retardation contagious?

Mr. Zhang saw Chu Tian following his son's finger, and then his face changed. After he glanced at Wang Jia behind him, he immediately had an idea.

"Bastard, what the hell do the staff at this zoo do?"

Mr. Zhang pointed to Chu Tian in front of him with an angry look on his face:

"Why, why did you put this beast outside? What if it bites a tourist?"

"Sir, don't worry, Baofeng is very obedient and won't bite."

Mr. Zhang glanced at the girl in front of him who was eager to explain, and was taken aback. The girl's appearance was not inferior to Wang Jia's.

"Are you a staff member of this zoo?"