The ultimate ghost expert

Absolutely...stunt...

God's special skills, even if the crow can reach the sky, he can't!

But he couldn't say no, so what to do.

"I heard that the crow can urinate ten miles against the wind. If you urinate here, I'll see if you can urinate ten miles..." Bai Xiaochuan waved his hand.

Nima...

Urine ten miles against the wind?

Do you think my little water gun is an anti-aircraft gun?

"Boss, I can't pee!" The ghost in the mirror admitted honestly.

Bai Xiaochuan's face changed and he said: "Then you are not a moose..."

"I am, I really am, but my talent has not been developed. You also know that I have a low IQ, a diseased head, and a long-term low-intelligence state. This is excusable..."

As the ghost in the mirror talked, he was about to cry.

This is not fake crying, it's real crying, I was forced to scold myself, why am I so depressed.

"Haha, so that's the case!" Bai Xiaochuan nodded and said, "It makes sense, it makes sense, it doesn't matter if you can't urinate, maybe there is something wrong with your dick, show it and have a look..."

ha?

Come out and take a look?

This kind of thing doesn't mean that he has turned into a crow, even if he really has it, he can't show it to you.

He quickly covered the space between his legs with his wings and said, "No..."

"Why are you shy?" Bai Xiaochuan said, "I reckon there is something wrong with you. I have a magical skill called the Golden Spear, which will definitely make you pee ten miles against the wind..."

Is it something to be proud of to pee ten miles against the wind?

The ghost in the mirror said: "I'm really fine, and I don't want your help either. I'd better develop myself!"

"You are wrong, as my spiritual pet, how can I not help you... Hurry up, don't be polite..." Bai Xiaochuan had a polite expression on his face.

I was cheated again, I was cheated again.

The ghost in the mirror wants to cry but has no tears. I really want to escape but I can't escape!

"Boss, please let me go, I really don't need to help..." The ghost in the mirror felt pain in his chest, and he was about to vomit blood again after going on like this.

Now he already felt that the yin energy was scattered all over his body, and he might not be able to maintain this image if he stayed longer.

As an eighth-rank ghost, he was still in his home field, yet he was forced to do this by someone!

I'm depreesed!

"I'm just helping, how can you let go of such words, it sounds like I'm bullying you!" Bai Xiaochuan said a little unhappy.

You are just bullying me!

The ghost in the mirror couldn't help it anymore, tears were pouring down, and crying was called a sad one.

There was a dull pain in his chest, and he couldn't control his Yin Qi.

You can't toss anymore, big brother!

Bai Xiaochuan was surprised: "What's wrong with you? Your wife gave you a cuckold..."

"puff……"

The ghost in the mirror spurted out another mouthful of old blood.

It's over, it's over, it's over!

What the hell? My wife wears a cuckold. My wife wears a cuckold. I don’t get along with you so tired. I’m doing this to you, you know?

"Boss, boss, I was wrong, please let me go..."

The ghost in the mirror feels very tired, and his brain is sore. His internal organs are a little bit wrong. I'm afraid it's a precursor to the rampant Yin Qi. If he keeps tossing around, he will become the first eighth-rank ghost in the ghost world to be pitted to death. up.

"Didn't I tell you, I just want to help you, it makes me sad to let go of such words..." Bai Xiaochuan looked melancholy.

Sang Xin your sister, melancholy your sister!

Can't you see that I'm the one who should really feel melancholy?

The forehead is vomiting blood, how can you turn a blind eye, still muttering to yourself, is there any humanity.

"Boss, I was wrong. I shouldn't have tried to trick you. You are the real big brother in the bullying world. Compared with you, I'm nothing. Please let me go..."

After the ghost in the mirror finished speaking this sentence weakly, he couldn't maintain the change anymore.

"Bang" a burst of Yin Qi burst out.

The crow suddenly had an extra head, which looked extraordinarily funny.

The head is exactly the real face of the ghost in the mirror. This guy has no flesh on his cheeks, sharp-mouthed monkey cheeks, and a bald forehead. It is not a good thing at first glance, especially those eyes, which are full of whites, and the pupils are only the size of pinpoints. people.

It's just that now the ghost in the mirror is running wild, trembling all over, his head is shaking non-stop, and his complexion is extremely bad.

Bai Xiaochuan said "Oh shit", looked at the ghost in the mirror in surprise and said, "Why do you suddenly have an extra head? Could it be that you are the human-headed bird XO in ancient legends..."

Chapter 140 Brother, Stop Joking

I've never heard of the god damn human-headed bird XO.

By the way, how do you know so much? You also know the prehistoric alien species, and you also know the ancient legends. Since you are so proficient, it would be great for you to study historical biology.

Why embarrass me, a mere eighth-rank kid?

"I'm not a mangrove, nor a man-headed bird. I'm a ghost, the one who can't fulfill your wish. Boss, I know I'm wrong. Please give me a chance..."

The ghost in the mirror's defensive line completely collapsed, and he couldn't continue playing with this person.

It's really dead after playing.

Bai Xiaochuan nodded and said, "I know..."

"puff……"

The ghost in the mirror spat out a mouthful of blood, and lay straight on the ground.