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But this time the old man didn't wear Taoist robes, but a plain gray suit, which seemed more like a rigid old gentleman.

Mrs. Ye said: "Hand in the paper."

The old man blew his beard and stared, and said, "Fuck you! It's only been half an hour, have you finished writing?"

Mrs. Ye: "It's a good template for the champion, can I go?"

Old man: "Is it really done? Don't check again?"

Mrs. Ye: "No."

The old man blinked wildly and said, "Really?"

Mrs. Ye: "Really."

Old man: "Not sure?"

Mrs. Ye: "Sure."

The old man: "Have you thought about it?"

Mrs. Ye: "Yes."

The old man is speechless, dammit, I managed to come here to invigilate your exams, and sent away the annoying people from the national teacher faction, just like you shined in the palace exam, Lu Honghuang, the national scholar, can use you as an excuse to formally Form factions.

In the end, you pulled my hips like this?

My eyelids are sore, implying you to check again, don't give up, you have the right to pretend you didn't see it?

"Put the answer sheet on the right side, and the draft paper on the left side. Take your belongings, hand in the paper and go straight away."

The voice of the chief examiner Guo Shi came, but it only rang in the ears of Mrs. Ye and the old man.

The old man was helpless, and said: "Leave if you want, but if you want to check again, it's okay~~~~!"

Mrs. Ye: "Come on, I'll treat you to dinner later, let's go first."

After finishing speaking, under the speechless gaze of the old man, he got up and walked out of the examination room with a big red face.

711、Fortunately (Third Watch Subscription)

The night before the college entrance examination, Mrs. Ye was playing cards with her friends.

On the night after the college entrance examination, Mrs. Ye spent her life recklessly in the wine shop.

This is Mrs. Ye's real experience. Today's imperial examinations are actually similar.

Last night, Mrs. Ye and Wangcai, two "bumpkins" and "stupid big money", spread their money on the boat, and they were so sensual.

After the exam, Mrs. Ye returned to the painting boat that was docked on the shore during the day, and the young masters and ladies were all stunned.

"Ye Gongzi, you, didn't you go to the scientific examination? Why did you come back?"

Mrs. Ye waved her hand: "The exam is over, I will spend money tonight to celebrate in advance that I am admitted to the first prize!"

Everyone: "..."

A beautiful young lady who had just finished washing said, "Young master Ye, although I have no vision, I still know that the scientific examination has only started for about half an hour at this point, right? You, did you drink too much last night?"

Mrs. Ye: "My lord will never get drunk with ten thousand cups of ordinary wine. If he said he drank too much, he looked down on me. He punished himself with three cups at night."

The beautiful girl said: "Don't say three cups, thirty cups are fine! But it's early in the morning, if you go late and feel that you can't get in, you don't have to, as long as the candidates have entered before noon Exam qualifications! You better rush to the exam!"

Ye Tai ignored her, and said: "Forget it if you don't believe me, anyway, give me a happy song at night, and I will pay for it. By the way, where is Ye Qing?"

Someone complained and replied: "After sending you off, Mr. Ye Qing went back to sleep, but I didn't expect to turn around, and you came back!"

Mrs. Ye didn't care about them anymore, she climbed up to the attic of the painting boat, opened the door and entered.

Sure enough, Wangcai was still sound asleep, like raving, he said, "You're back?"

Mrs. Ye went up to pick him up, but she didn't want Wangcai to sit up by herself, and said sleepily, "Don't you want to follow the steps, and it will be done so quickly. How can other people be so embarrassing?"

Mrs. Ye said: "If I, like everyone else, didn't pass the exam until the evening, it would be a joke. By the way, I found that we seemed to be targeted, and I don't know if there will be a mistake."

Wangcai was surprised and said, "Have you been targeted? No, we are so low-key, who would target us?"

Mrs. Ye replied: "It's the national teacher, the Huai Gui Sanxian, they seem to have mistakenly thought that we and Lu Honghuang are in the same group, blame me, a few days ago Lu Honghuang's tiger skin was pulled, and it turned out that Lao Lu seemed to be Don't be seen by the national teacher."

Wangcai: "Why don't you just brainwash the examiners? No, it's not considered brainwashing, but to hypnotize them so that they can grade the examinations impartially and not use their power for personal gain. This shouldn't have much impact, right?"

But Mrs. Ye shook her head and said: "Forget it, let's do everything step by step. If something goes wrong, then it will only be a nominal champion of civil and military affairs. Without the blessing of the power of heaven, it will be just a useless name. I believe in Wenqu Xingjun once. If you don’t do good things, he’ll look good.”

Wangcai: "If you don't get a good result, you can go to Nuwa Palace to hide, and Zhenjun Long goes out to make troubles. In fact, it's the same, but you can't rely on the luck of the human race."

Mrs. Ye: "You just trust your sister Nuwa so much. If she has a different heart, wouldn't we all be finished? According to the lessons of history, Nuwa is not the one who protects the calf for the sake of her own merits. Donghuang Taiyi , the demon emperor Di Jun was given up by her, and Daji, the cholera chaogang, was also given up by her, if something goes wrong, both of us will be finished."

Wangcai: "I don't think so. The Yaozu are not legitimate protagonists of the world. Daji and the others were abandoned, maybe because the other saints didn't want to see them. As a human ancestor, she completely controls the fate of the human race. Who knows? .

If it's really bad, why don't you run to Zixiao Palace?Teacher Hongjun, now it is the way of heaven, the most holy, the most holy, where the name of master and apprentice is, he will put you in confinement at most. "

Ye Tai said speechlessly: "That's not for nothing. If my identity can't do things, your identity will also be ruined. Then when will we leave this world?"

Wangcai: "Don't worry, let me think about it."

Mrs. Ye: "What are you thinking, let me think about it. In this way, Zhenjun Long will find an opportunity to go to Nuwa Palace to test the meaning of God Nuwa and see if she wants to pay back our karma or renege on the debt. At this time She doesn't dare to kill us, the saints are all in confinement in name, and if they can't solve the debt, they just solve the creditor. This doesn't want to be her character.

By the way, where did Lao Tzu's ball go? After so many years, the pig was born in Zixiao Palace, and the pig should become a Buddha. .

The thigh will not come to the door by itself, it needs to find it by itself. "

Wangcai: "Come on, don't worry, what if Wenqu Xingjun is strong?"

Mrs. Ye: "Okay, let's make it like this, don't think about it, isn't there an election for the oiran tonight, which one do you like?"

Wangcai: "I think it must be Miss Zhong."

Mrs. Ye: "No winks, Cheng Yaoyao is pretty good, I like her."

Wangcai: "Oiran, you don't play, and you end up being so caring."

Mrs. Ye: "A married man, how can he mess with flowers and grass? I can't play, so I can always have a look. Compatibility between men and women is good for physical and mental health."

Wangcai: "You are right no matter what."

……

night.