scum

At the end of the meeting, Mrs. Ye's cell phone rang, and Mrs. Yunluo conveyed her cordial greetings: "Where did you go? Didn't eat? Come back quickly, and bring a bottle of soy sauce, and buy some garlic and ginger."

Mr. Ye displayed the spirit of Confucianism and said with a smile: "We are in a meeting, let Wangcai buy the soy sauce."

Mrs. Yunluo: "Wangcai is looking for aliens. Sister Qingwan is cooking with me. She is leaving tomorrow. Come back soon!"

Mrs. Ye: "Okay, okay, I'll be right back."

After all, he hung up the phone, looked up at the leaders with strange expressions, and said, "My... Yun Luo asked me to go home for dinner, you guys talk first, that's all I've said, by the way, Where is the nearest place that sells soy sauce and garlic and ginger?"

"Gulijiwa, Malika eat @#￥......"

"No card, Sola Sola, yay!"

……

A bunch of inexplicable languages ​​were translated into Mrs. Ye's earphones. Of course, only a few celebrity leaders were translated.

Basically, I can understand, let Mrs. Ye go, thank him for his speech today, and thank him for his contribution to mankind. As for buying soy sauce, I am not very clear, should someone buy it for you?

Finally, the boss of the Stars and Stripes government suddenly said: "This meeting is nothing more than the above content. I can't think of anything to add for the time being. In this way, the meeting will end here, but in order to commemorate this unprecedented world meeting, let's cooperate together. Let's Zhang Ying, just like before, Mr. Ye, what do you think? Everyone, hurry up, it won't take a few minutes."

Ye Tai thought for a while, and said: "Okay, let's take a photo, but my body is a bit informal."

They all laughed and said, "It's okay, Mr. Ye is here, it is the greatest honor in the world."

Mrs. Ye: "Then let's go."

……

Click!

The flash light was on, and this photo, which was called the "group photo of the prototype summit of the Galactic Federation" by later generations of humans, was temporarily regarded as a core secret and sealed by the joint government.

In the photo, Mr. Ye stood at the center, smiling warmly, and compared a scissors hand by the way.

Afterwards, Mr. Ye waved goodbye, and disappeared in the same place in an instant.

Went to buy soy sauce.

694. Encounters of the Third Kind, Grandpa Garuda is Coming

The meals had already been prepared, and when Mrs. Ye came back, she was carrying imported soy sauce, garlic and ginger.

However, Yun Luo looked over the bottom of the bottle and saw that it was made in Huaxia.

This made Mrs. Ye a little embarrassed. She bought it in the Stars and Stripes, and it was all written in English, but it turned out to be made in China.

It's all the fault of the old man who insisted on asking himself to take a group photo, hurriedly picked up the soy sauce and left, causing such an oolong.

But think about it, the country that uses soy sauce, China is the world's largest consumer. The demand for soy sauce and vinegar in the West is indeed not very large, so they don't produce much.

Wangcai was opened a space door by Ye Tai, and he and Galaxy God of War were taken out from the vast universe.

Wangcai's hand was deadlocked in the air, and he turned his head speechlessly, and said, "Didn't you say that you don't need to call me for dinner? I've already had a third kind of contact with aliens! Now it's all right, it must have scared them One jump!"

Mrs. Ye glanced at him, and said: "You didn't tell me, and you will enter the end of the myth tomorrow, you still have the mood to fool the aliens, go again next time, just find a reason to fool the past, Let’s just say that the space instrument you brought with you is repelling with the magnetic field of their planet, so you tore a space gap or something, anyway, in their eyes, you are also an alien, and you are justified in everything you say.”

Wangcai also thought about it, and said: "Then next time we go together, you represent human beings, and I represent m78 Nebula, and invite them to join the Galactic Federation. Although the alien planet I met has a much higher technological level than humans, it is still Wandering around several star systems, the Galactic Federation will throw them out, and they will definitely be fooled.

After all, Star River God of War is a miracle in their eyes. They drove past just now, but they were frightened. They quickly organized and expressed their kindness to me.

I was already teaching them how to shake hands, but in the end, you brought me back! "

Mrs. Ye rubbed her chin and said: "I think it's okay. The movies are full of aliens scaring us. Next time when I come back, let's go together and say that we invite them to join the Galactic Federation. But it's just an observation period. If Their civilized behavior does not comply with the Interstellar Civilization Code of the Galactic Federation, and they will be expelled from the Milky Way, scaring them to death, who made them always scare us in movies, and left a psychological shadow on me when I was a child.

As for the Code of Civilization of the Interstellar Federation, let’s make up a few random sentences, and then give them a Chinese dictionary, saying that this is the common language of the galaxy, and now the entire galaxy will speak Chinese.

Fudge a few extraterrestrial civilizations, the fake ones will be real, and Chinese will become the official language of the universe...

I think it will work. "

Wangcai was in high spirits, and while eating, he talked with Ye Tai. In a few words, he finalized the prototype of the Galactic Federation, which will dominate the universe in the future, the language for communication between civilizations, and the etiquette that should be followed.

Wangcai said: "I think it's feasible. It's just that human beings need to strengthen their technological and biological level leaps before they can formally contact them. Otherwise, they will definitely feel cheated when they see the core country of the Interstellar Federation look like this."

Ye Tai nodded and said: "That's true, but I have already told those people what you think. The pavement for human beings to go to the universe and the official language of the universe have also been paved for them. It depends on when those technologies can be popularized. "

Wangcai also said: "That's right, but it doesn't need to be very powerful, it can still be done slowly, and it's not like all aspects of civilization exchanges will be carried out immediately. Once the Star River God of War shows up and shows the force of the vector particle cannon, they will naturally not Will resist the third type of contact. As long as human beings have interstellar spaceships, it is enough for the time being. Anyway, they are only responsible for fooling and communicating.

I, I am Ao Qing, the first Chairman of the Galactic Federation Council!

You, you should be the honorary chairman, similar to a spiritual leader, and then forge your glorious deeds and write them on the first page of the history book of the universe, and the era of the big universe will begin.

In the future, the common currency of the galaxy will be printed with your face in small denominations... Ah no, we are all the same here anyway, let’s print one for any currency! "

Yunluo and Xu Qingwan laughed, and didn't bother the two middle-aged girls, let them discuss with each other, anyway, they are going to take risks tomorrow, so it's good to relax.

But these two people, why are they like this? Before they have contact with the aliens, they start thinking about how to fool others.

It really makes me cry.

"Come on, honorary chairman, eat vegetables, eat more beef, next time we will eat canned meat from carbon-based aliens."

"Chairman, bird wings, eat two more bites, and go to the gold-winged bird to settle accounts tomorrow."

……

After dinner.

Wangcai was picking his teeth, and with one thought, he cleaned the bowls and chopsticks, and the bowls and chopsticks flew into the cupboard as if they had grown feet.

On the TV, the movie "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" is playing. Wangcai makes comments from time to time, and decides to return all the frights that humans have received to the aliens.

"If we encounter aliens who are heading towards interstellar civilization, let's say that we are the only survivors of ancient cosmic civilization, awakened in the present age, and want to establish a Galactic Federation, borrow their code of interstellar civilization exchange, and change the leather case, It's ours.

If you don't cooperate, let the Galaxy God of War go first, and then it won't work... No, it will definitely work. Although the Galaxy God of War is still relatively weak, it is still very easy to bully and bully aliens. "

Mrs. Ye dealt with it for a few words, and then did not continue this topic. Instead, she looked at the Galaxy God of War and said, "Is the Galaxy God of War considered a weapon? Can it be brought into the world of the plane?"

Wangcai said: "It should be possible. I think he is still a little weak. I am going to ask Laojun and the others to help strengthen it. Now he is a veritable God of War in the Galaxy."

Mrs. Ye said: "It depends on the situation, but I just said that I would immediately trouble the golden-winged bird. To deal with us, at least be cautious, and then Zhenjun Long will go to Hezhou, Xiniu, and fight all over to win over the demon world, and then we..."

Ye Tai's arrangement was very reasonable, and Wangcai nodded from time to time.

But after he finished speaking, Wangcai was confused again, and said: "Wait, why do you always feel that you didn't do anything, and I was going through life and death?"

Ye Tai said contemptuously: "Look at your head, don't we want a retreat? And I am a human race, you are a dragon race, and I can only pave the way for the retreat!