Be a boss by collecting rent

You are King Kong legs, I am King Kong legs

Shaolin Kungfu is good, really good

Hey hey hey hey, Shaolin Kung Fu is good

Great, Shaolin Kungfu is strong enough

Quack quack, I am King Kong legs

King Kong legs, he is an iron head

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa

......"

It was the two brothers who couldn't hold back themselves, singing and laughing at the same time.

At this time, the guests were already in a daze, and they didn't even notice that the table was full of wine.

The boss raised the wine bottle with a dark face...

Eldest brother Tietou Gong immediately said: "Sing well, sing well."

then……

The two began to sing again, but the people below couldn't bear it anymore and rushed to the stage one after another.

"boom!"

With a bottle of wine, A Xing was headshot directly: "Iron head skills, right?!"

Ah Xing was dumbfounded: "I have diamond legs, he is the iron head..."

But, on the other side, the elder brother's legs were also being beaten constantly: "King Kong legs, right?"

Not long after, the two brothers were killed, and they were beaten into a mess...

Ah Xing clasped his fists in embarrassment, his whole body was stunned: "Happy time always passes quickly, and it's time to say goodbye again."

"Still pretending?"

The guests made another big move, and the two were beaten again...

……

"Hahahaha!"

"I laughed so hard!"

"What kind of ghost song is this? Did the king force you to write it?"

"Who else can write such 'deep' songs besides him? I'm dying of laughter!"

"Puchi, who the hell dares to say that the chartered guild writes songs, I'll let him listen to this!!!"

"Iron head skill, right? Puchi..."

There were bursts of laughter in many movie theaters.

Old-fashioned plot?Don't want to watch it?

Wait a minute, although the plot may be clichéd, but...it's really funny!

And at least for now, I haven't seen anything old-fashioned, have I?

This is totally a comedy!

It's a big deal, can't it just be watched as a comedy?

……

He was beaten so badly that the eldest brother cried.

"I beg you, okay?"

Seeing the senior brother's appearance, Ah Xing sighed helplessly, and then took Mingfeng away, looking for his other senior brother...

However, the result was not so delicious.

Whether it is 'Iron Cloth Shirt', or 'Whirlwind Sweeping Legs', or 'Ghost Shadow Grabber', 'Qinggong Water Drift' and other seniors, they are all completely different from before, even There is a difference between cloud and mud.

Not only did he not have any performance related to kung fu, but he was also extremely miserable.

But without exception, they all turned down the offer to join the soccer team.

……

see here...

Many mature audiences feel depressed and uncomfortable.

Just because, this is a kind of contradiction!

They saw the shadow of their youth in Ah Xing!

When you were young, who didn't have a dream, who didn't pursue it? !

Everyone's heart is higher than the sky, and they have their own pursuits. They don't think they will be worse than anyone else, but as time goes by...

They can't even remember when they gave up and forgot their dreams.

Just like Ah Xing's other senior brothers...

Before, they were all the same!

But unfortunately, reality has taught them to 'grow', or 'change'!Are these growths and changes good or bad?No one knows, but they know, this is definitely a kind of helplessness and sadness!

A dignified Shaolin master.

As a result, it is difficult to reduce to life.

Struggling at the bottom of society, just to survive, you have to use your best...

This is true for most people in the world, isn't it?

comedy?

That's right, from the current point of view, "Shaolin Soccer" is definitely a comedy, or a nonsensical comedy.