There are gentlemen in the Three Kingdoms

Doesn't this make it clear that he is not as good as his apprentice?

It really doesn't make sense.

8 Chapter Thirty: Celebrity Plagiarism

Lumen Mountain next to Xiangyang City is the place where Pang Tong's uncle Pang Degong lived in seclusion.

Duke Pang De was well-known in Jingxiang, he was the best matchmaker, and he was known as a "knowledgeable person". Although his reputation as a matchmaker was not higher than that of Xu Shao, it could not be said to be inferior.

Pang Degong is now living in seclusion in Lumen Mountain, collecting herbs for a living. Although he is a man of immortality, he has never escaped from the common world, and he still pays more attention to false fame.

On weekdays, he always criticizes scholars and celebrities in the world to increase his reputation.

If it is said that Xu Zijiang of Runan became famous by relying on Yuedan's comments, then Mr. Pound's way of becoming famous is to give people nicknames.

Mr. Pang De's level of giving people nicknames is definitely not an ordinary level, it belongs to the kind that is loved by big guys.

Of course, the nicknames Mr. Pang De gave to people are definitely not social nicknames like "pheasant", "little stutterer", "nest skin" and "big sky two" in later generations, but very generous nicknames for celebrities.

For example, Sima Hui, a famous scholar, was nicknamed Mr. Shui Jing by Mr. Pang De. In Jingzhou, the words "Mr. Shui Jing" are almost more familiar than Sima Hui's real name. In the land of Jingxiang, you say you It's okay not to know Sima Hui, but if you say you don't know "Mr. Shui Jing", then you basically owe it to yourself.

One day, Lord Pang De finished gathering medicine at the foot of the mountain and was drinking for himself on the mountain when he saw a young man hurriedly approaching him and said to him: "Duke Pang, it's not good!"

Pang Degong turned his head to look, but saw that it was Cui Jun, a famous student in Jingzhou.

"Who am I? It turns out to be Zhouping. Come and have a drink with me." Duke Pang greeted Cui Jun with a smile and asked him to sit down.

But Cui Jun is obviously not in the mood to drink now.

He was anxious and fair to Pang De: "Pang Gong, it's not good, something big has happened in the world."

Mr. Pang De didn't take it seriously at all and said: "Big things happen every day in this world, what's the big deal, but what's the big deal with you and me?"

Cui Jun hurried forward and said, "Mr. Pang, it's different this time. The big event this time has nothing to do with me, but it has something to do with you!"

Mr. Pang De stroked his goatee, and said slowly: "What in this world can have anything to do with this old man?"

Cui Jun hurriedly said: "Do you still remember the Lumen post you posted yesterday?"

The deer gate post is a list that Mr. Pang De used from time to time to comment on the celebrities in Jingzhou and nickname them. It is Mr. Pound's exclusive patent and a powerful weapon.

Pang Degong said slowly: "Of course I remember. In yesterday's Lumen post, I commented on Pang Tong and Pang Shiyuan, and said that his talent can be matched with the word phoenix. What does this have to do with major events in the world?"

Cui Jun slapped his thigh vigorously, and said anxiously: "The relationship is too big, and if things go wrong, it's because of the word phoenix chick!"

Lord Pang De frowned and looked at him, wondering: "Why, could it be that these two words violate some taboo?"

Cui Jun shook his head and said: "That's not true, it's just that these two words are now called plagiarism by the world..."

Mr. Pound swayed when he heard the words, and almost fell off the cushion.

He turned his head to look at Cui Jun in surprise, and said in doubt: "Copy, plagiarize? Who plagiarized?"

Cui Jun looked at him solemnly: "You plagiarized."

"Fuck you!" Duke Pang stood up abruptly, and said angrily, "You kid just plagiarized, and your whole family plagiarized!"

Cui Jun waved his hand vigorously: "I didn't say you plagiarized, but the world said you plagiarized."

Mr. Pang De was furious: "Which world is so unreliable? Say, who did the old man copy?"

"Say you copied the potter."

"Pottery? That Mr. Taiping?"

Cui Jun nodded vigorously.

Mr. Pang De couldn't help sneering: "The old man has never even seen the face of Tao, so how can he plagiarize? What did I copy him!"

"It is said that Pang Tong is a phoenix child."

Mr. Pang De rolled his eyes strangely: "This nickname was originally used by the old man to criticize Fengchu. What does it have to do with pottery?"

Cui Jun looked at him cautiously, swallowed a mouthful of foam and said, "Mr. Pang, you posted the Lumen post yesterday to tell the world that Pang Tong can be called a phoenix chick. But some time ago, it was spread all over the world. Pottery merchants have already called Pang Tong a phoenix chick and Zhuge Liang a crouching dragon on the battlefield..."

All of a sudden, Duke Pound was completely dizzy.

The two titles of Crouching Dragon and Phoenix Child were just thought of by him at the beginning of the year, and he has never mentioned them to others. He just planned to throw them out suddenly when he inadvertently, to gain a good reputation.

He gave Fengchu to Pang Tong, and he hasn't thought about who to name Wolong yet.

Why did the potter and Zhuge Liang get involved all of a sudden?

Mr. Pang De was trembling, his hand holding the wine cup was not steady.

He carefully placed the wine cup on the case, looked out of the window with dull eyes, and muttered: "This is impossible, this is impossible... The pottery must have copied me."

Cui Junchang sighed: "There is no way to do this, after all, the potter said that the crouching dragon and phoenix are before you."

"Who is your boy with!" Pang Degong said angrily.

Cui Jun shrank his neck in fright: "I didn't say it, but the world said it."

"Everyone in the world is blind!" Mr. Pound sat down angrily, picked up the bamboo slips and pens, and began to write.

Cui Jun looked over suspiciously, and said, "What is Mr. Pang writing about?"

"The old man wants to criticize the pen and criticize the pottery!"

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The matter of Pang Degong happened after Zhuge Liang and Pang Tong fought.

During the battle, Pang Tong first watched the soldiers and horses of the Jinling Army come out in single file, then saw the ten generals of his troops lined up neatly in front of the formation, and finally his eyes fell on a man sitting on a trolley, waving his feathers. fan.

Pang Tong couldn't move his eyes away at that time, feeling envious in his heart.

Is this person Zhuge Liang?

Hi!It's shaking a fan and riding a trolley, what a style!

Of course, he was handsome himself.

If you don't say that Mr. Taiping is a British lord who meets once in hundreds of years, you can see that he leads his apprentices in a decent manner, and he has dominated others by three points in the external form before they have ever fought.

On the other hand, compared with Zhuge Liang, he looks much more shabby.

Pang Tong felt sore, and he shouted to the opposite side: "Your Excellency is Zhuge Liang? Crouching Dragon?"