There are gentlemen in the Three Kingdoms

Zhang Fei started drinking like crazy!

In the handsome tent, this was the first thought of all the accompanying generals.

Still drinking and beating potters?

With your current ugly appearance, I'm afraid you sent it to someone else for a call, right?

Lieutenant General Wang Lun stood up, cupped his hands to Zhang Fei and said: "The general is drunk and talks drunk. We have almost drunk the wine today. The last general suggested that we might as well stop here, how about it?"

Zhang Fei rolled his eyes strangely, and said drunkenly, "You, who do you think is drunk?"

Wang Lun couldn't help being stunned when he heard the words, and then hurriedly laughed and said: "It's the last general who said something wrong. It's not that the general is drunk, it's the last general who is drunk. The last general will apologize to the general, and please general Haihan."

"Si-since——drunk, then why didn't you drink?"

Wang Lun didn't understand the meaning of Zhang's words.

"General Zhang, since the last general is already drunk, he shouldn't drink any more."

"Bah! No! You bastard!" Zhang Fei burped his wine and sighed, "Since you're drunk, then that means you're not good at drinking, so you shouldn't, you shouldn't drink! Lots, practice!" practise!"

Wang looked at him stupidly: "Is there still practice for this thing?"

"Of, of course! You'll get drunk if you drink so much, how, how can you do it if you don't practice?" After finishing speaking, Zhang Fei turned his head and looked at the guards beside him and said, "Du, all sent someone to bring the wine up. , Give each of them a jug of wine, I, I watch them drink, I can't drink it up! Take the whip!"

All the generals in the tent complained when they heard the words, and they all got up and begged Zhang Fei for mercy.

Zhang Fei returned to his seat, picked up the whip, and swung it at them drunkenly.

When the generals saw the situation, they immediately knew that it was impossible not to drink.

That's a good thing, because after a meal of wine, I'm completely stuck here today.

It's also Pang Tong's fault, he has to punish Zhang Fei and ask him to transport some food when he has nothing to do.

Originally, there was no wine in Zhang Fei's army, but he went to Qianling City to carry grain, and bought wine in two large carriages in Qianling. No one dared to take care of him, and no one could take care of him.

This time, everyone suffered a disaster.

When they were young, a big jar of wine for each person was brought up by the soldiers. Under Zhang Fei's care, the generals drank all the wine in the jar, and some people vomited on the spot. There is an unpleasant and pungent smell in the entire tent.

After drinking this pot of wine, basically none of these generals and captains is a normal person.

Although they weren't as drunk as Zhang Fei, they were all in a daze. Many of them had lost consciousness and couldn't even stand firmly.

Drinking to this level is actually almost the same, but Zhang Fei is obviously not drunk enough.

"Okay, very good! I drank all the wine, which shows that you are very respectful to me and this general. Since this is the case, this general will not punish you today...Come here, pass on my military order, and the three armies will march out overnight. Heading towards the Jinling military camp, we were going to attack the potter's camp at night!"

Qianling City is not far from the camp where the potters are currently stationed, only tens of miles away.

But with Zhang Fei's order, some generals who still vaguely maintained their sanity panicked!

Isn't this a joke?

You close the door yourself, it doesn't matter how we play and make trouble, but you have to go to the potter's camp overnight to make trouble after drinking, isn't that a joke?

Wang Lun was dizzy, but he still kept a trace of sobriety. He hurriedly cupped his hands at Zhang Fei and said, "General Zhang, we only have 3000 troops right now, but there are tens of thousands of people under the potter's command. That's true." Night attack, the number of our troops is probably insufficient."

Although Zhang Fei was drunk, he still remembered what Pang Tong had said to him before. He smiled and said, "You, what do you know? Today's Tao and Tao Shangjun have all been poisoned by miasma. , Can't march for a while, the soldiers of the three armies under his command are already, already, self-sufficient, and now going to rob his camp, there must be no big, big, big things."

After all, Zhang Fei waved his hand and said: "Even if it is not, it cannot be a big victory, but with these 3000 troops, there is no problem if you want to find out what the tens of thousands of Tao and Tao merchants are doing... Hugh If you want to grind, do, just do as I say!"

In fact, Zhang Fei was not ashamed of beating up the poisoned enemy, but he still went with the strength of wine, and he also wanted to find out the reality of the pottery.

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Zhang Fei's soldiers and horses headed straight for the potter's camp under the leadership of a group of bewildered generals and school lieutenants.

Not long after, a scout who had been sent ahead to investigate hurriedly came to Zhang Fei.

"Report to General Zhang that a soldier and horse was found ahead, coming from the southwest, less than five miles away from us."

Zhang Fei was dizzy at the moment, and belched after hearing the words: "Yes, which army is it? Is it pottery, pottery merchants?"

The scout shook his head and said, "It doesn't look like it, it seems to be your Wuling barbarian sergeant from Wuling County."

"Wuling, Man, Man?" Zhang Fei repeated while hiccupping.

Behind him, Wang Lun hurriedly said: "Since it's not a pottery merchant, then this matter can be settled easily. It's just a local barbarian in Wuling. Let's go straight to the conflict."

"Bastard!" Zhang Fei gave Wang Lun a whip back, and said very dissatisfied: "Whether it's a Han, or a barbarian... hiccup~~, they are all the people of Jingzhou~! How, how can we tell the difference? Yes, treat?"

After finishing speaking, Zhang Fei said to Wang Lun: "You, you lead the three armies to stand by, and I, I lead people to go and have a look."

Zhang Fei was originally a bold man with high skills, and now he was drunk, and he was not afraid of anything. In addition, the other party was just a native of Wuling, so Zhang Fei didn't take them seriously.

Unexpectedly, the other party's chief general also led people to investigate.

The opponent's soldiers and horses are none other than Sha Moke, a barbarian from Wuxi, who was ordered by a potter to collect herbs, and now he has achieved great success, and is rushing to the potter's camp.

Shamoke collected a lot of herbs to treat miasma, which is enough for the soldiers of the three armies, and he also heard that the soldiers and horses of the pottery merchants were poisoned by miasma, so he secretly thought that he must have made a miracle this time. .

Thinking of the King Hu's throne and the many benefits that will be at his fingertips, Shamoke is very happy.

I don't know if the pottery merchant will promise me more benefits after I deliver the medicinal materials?

With Prime Minister Tao's gentlemanly style, I think he will definitely do it!

Thinking of this, Sha Moke was very happy. As a Wuling Man, he had no restrictions on weekdays, so he threw a big feast, barbecued in the wild, and started... drinking with his fellow barbarians.

Sha Moke is also a person who has no six in his heart. Once he doesn't drink enough, he drinks himself too high.

Most of the drunken people were excited, Sha Moke didn't stop after drinking, and asked the three armies to set off overnight to the potter's camp that night.

In this way, the two sides met on the way.

On a normal day, Sha Moke might have to avoid the Han army if he met them, but today, after drinking, he became so angry that he let the savage generals in the rear guard the soldiers, while he led a team of troops. Come up and ask in person.

Chapter 861

Same as Zhang Fei, Sha Moke was also drunk, and led some soldiers to investigate Zhang Fei's situation.

In this way, the two drunks met in the middle of the fork where the two armies met.

Zhang Fei drank in a daze, and rode on the horse and looked carefully at Samoke in the distance. He hiccupped and said doubtfully, "Where did this brute come from? He looks too tall. Ugly!"

After finishing speaking, Zhang Fei galloped his horse not far from Shamoke. He was so drunk that he almost fell off the horse while driving.