Back to the Three Kingdoms and become a python

But is it true that Cui's Alan has no one to marry him so far?Really not, since Cui's Alan and Ji, there are quite a few people who ask her to marry her, and the matchmaker has also visited the door many times, but Cui Lan's family is not satisfied, why?The men who asked to marry her were so bad. There were old widows in their forties who had a son and a daughter, some county officials who asked Cui Lan to be the third wife, and some with a lame leg. The watchman was also a dozen years older than Cui Lan, and there were some South Vietnamese, Han people who didn't want to marry outside at that time. Anyway, in Cui Lan's view, there was no decent family.

Cui's Alan also thought about marrying a good man to take care of her husband and children, but the older she gets, the lower the level of marriage proposals. After turning twenty, Cui's Alan almost gave up the idea of ​​marrying, because she She's an old girl now.

The leftover women in modern society may all feel this heavy pressure. The way your neighbors look at you, the disappointment from your parents, the pity from your relatives, and the gloating from your colleagues, many leftover women have thus become housewives. In ancient times, this kind of pressure was especially great. Cui's Alan wanted to read and write, but half of it was sincere, and the other half was because she wanted to escape from that environment. thing.

"Okay, since you want to, and Master won't teach you, then I'll teach you to read and write, at least to make you..."

"My lord, absolutely not, it's not in keeping with etiquette." Mrs. Bian hurriedly said.

Lin Bei anxiously said, "Hua Mulan is still serving in the army in place of her father, what's wrong with a woman learning a little bit of knowledge? Huh?"

"Who is Hua Mulan?" Master Bian asked strangely.

"Hua Mu Ban, you don't know, she is so famous, she is... er, it seems that you really don't know..." Lin Bei thought, Sister Hua seems to be from the Southern and Northern Dynasties?It should be 200 years from here, and it’s still early, so I just skipped it: "Whether you know it or not, I have to teach Cui Lan, is it not suitable for etiquette? Heh heh, that is the etiquette of you humans. I have a plant with me. Is it about money? I’m a snake, so I don’t need to be polite.”

Mrs. Bian glared at Lin Bei several times, then groaned. Lin Bei couldn't hear what he was talking about, but Lin Bei didn't care. As he said, he is now a snake. Xin Linbei obeyed if he wanted to, and if he didn't want to, hehe, who could say he couldn't do it?This is the natural advantage of the snake body, reasoning with the snake?It’s fine when you’re in a good mood, but it can kill you when you’re in a bad mood.

Looking at Cui Lan who was standing there in a panic, Lin Bei wrote: "Cui Lan, you can learn from me in the future, don't pay attention to this old pedant, it's very pedantic, you have to believe one sentence, remember, women can Hold up half the sky, do you know what it means? It means that women are not inferior to men at all, but the key is to rely on yourself. If you want to be good, they will all have to curry favor with you. Senior researchers, haha."

Mrs. Bian was so angry that his beard turned up, but he didn't dare to be angry with Lin Bei, so he could only stare at Cui Lan, repeating "Cheng He Ding Tong" repeatedly, Cui's Alan looked panic-stricken, and hurriedly said: "Alan. .Dare not."

Lin Bei was rather elated. Look, this is Lin Bei's privilege now. He dared to say anything outspoken. Like the Ling Emperor Liu Hong who he told Mrs. Bian before, who in the Han Dynasty dared to call the emperor by his name?But Mrs. Bian took it for granted, so don't think Mrs. Bian can't turn the corner now, he will figure it out soon, if monsters are like people, how can we talk about monsters?There is always something different.

Then Lin Bei talked to Cui Lan about how to do things. Although Mrs. Bian was reluctant, he still translated them one by one. Cui Shi and Alan took notes one by one. If you don’t understand, just ask directly. Lin Bei is also patient. He explained that this matter was simple to put it bluntly, so Cui Lan quickly became familiar with it, and then Lin Bei asked Mrs. Bian to announce Lin Bei's decision to these people.

After Mrs. Bian said this, everyone looked at Cui's Alan differently. They all said that interests are the root cause of changes in people's status. In the past, Cui Lan could not bring them benefits, but now they can. Many people can Thinking that if Cui Lan can relax the specifications a little bit when harvesting locusts, then they can exchange more wild goods, which is a benefit.

Afterwards, Cui Lan's feelings deepened. Many people walked up to her with excuses, chatted and laughed with Cui Lan, a little flattered, and their words also revealed the meaning of walking more in the future. I feel that adults are really unpredictable, and they are so good at grasping people's hearts, which adds a little awe.

Over there, Lin Bei triumphantly said to Mrs. Bian, "How about it, am I right? I just said that they have to curry favor with Cui Lan."

But Mrs. Bian sighed: "Sir, maybe you have good intentions, but Cui's daughter may be in trouble."

"Ah? Why?"

"Your Excellency, you really don't know?"

"Of course not."

Mrs. Bian was silent for a while and said, "Your Excellency should know about the killing of the white dragon by Gaozu Mount Tangdang, right?"

Lin Bei's heart trembled, how could he forget about this matter.

To put it simply, since Liu Bang killed the white snake, he soared into the sky, and finally became the founding emperor of the Han Dynasty from a small pavilion. The legendary white snake is also a highlight. After Wang Mang usurped the throne, he turned into a white snake and came back to take revenge. Therefore, since the emperor of the Eastern Han Dynasty, every emperor would probably be wary of creatures like snakes, even if they only had a little doubt. It's not a big deal to them either.

Although this place is South Vietnam, the mountains are high and the emperor is far away, but there are still imperial courts, that is, counties. If the county is more loyal, maybe it will really send troops to kill Lin Bei. Even if Lin Bei cannot be killed, then do so Cui Lan, Lin Bei's spokesperson, can still run?

Thinking of this, Lin Bei felt that he was too Meng Lang. If he did this, he would have killed Cui Lan instead. A charge of colluding with monsters was enough to kill all the members of Cui Lan's family.

"Then why didn't you say it?" Lin Bei was really anxious, Master Bian knew it but didn't remind him.

"My lord, don't worry."

"Can I not be in a hurry?" Lin Bei cursed out: "A good intention has turned into a bad thing, can I not be in a hurry?"

"My lord, the magistrate of the county is a little... um, a little dizzy, which makes the rule uneasy. The people of Nanyue are very aggressive and make troubles frequently. There was even an incident of killing an official a few days ago. Although the students have no great talents, However, I have some friendship with the county lord, and the county lord has some trust in the words of the students, so don't worry about it for the time being."

"Then you still say there is a disaster?" Lin Bei relaxed a little, but also gritted his teeth. Why do these scholars like to talk and leave half a sentence?

"My lord, I'm just saying that there may be disasters. Think about it, my lord. If the news of your lord is going to spread, for example, to the Central Plains, I'm afraid..."

ps: Thank you for the vest and slippers, and Xuan Yan for your reward again. As for the renewal ticket, I will try it, thank you.

Chapter 60 Gift Giving

The bonfire was raging, and the venison coated with sauce was roasted fragrantly, exuding a tempting aroma, which attracted people to salivate. This was a very beautiful scene, but Lin Bei felt uncertain in his heart.

Lin Bei's intentions are good, but there is a saying that people's hearts are unpredictable, and the same rice can breed all kinds of people. Mrs. Bian's worries are not unreasonable. If anything happens to Cui's Alan, Lin Bei will definitely Feel uneasy.

"My lord, my lord?" Cui's Alan yelled twice, and Lin Bei regained his senses.

"My lord, this is a deer leg, my lord, please use it." Alan Cui held up a big deer leg with a wide leaf. This is the fattest part of the sambar, and it is also used for Lin Bei to eat. Regarding this, everyone No one is surprised.

Lin Bei took it and put it in the ground. Alan Cui knew Lin Bei's eating habits, so after asking, he helped Lin Bei divide the deer leg and cut it into small pieces. Seeing Lin Bei ate a piece, Now those people started to eat.

Baked food is delicious even in modern times, let alone now, and it is delicious venison meat. As soon as these people tasted it, they felt that it was extremely delicious, and they immediately praised it.

Mrs. Bian waved Cui Lan away, and said softly, "Your Excellency, don't worry, this matter is just a student's guess, maybe it won't happen."

Lin Beidao: "Although it's speculation, it makes sense. What I'm thinking about now is how to prevent it?"

"Didn't your lord say it? The Central Plains is about to go to war, and at that time, you won't be able to care about South Vietnam."

Lin Bei thought the same thing, if the Central Plains were in chaos, those lords would have no time to fight for territory, maybe it would be really hard to care about a mere monster in South Vietnam, and people always only believe what they see with their own eyes. Generally, people would be skeptical, not to mention the occurrence of such unimaginable things as monsters. Even if they want to verify it, the traffic is inconvenient now. It may take several years to go back and forth. Thinking of this, Lin Bei made up his mind.

"Let's eat."

"Okay." Mrs. Bian saw that Lin Bei's expression relaxed, and he also felt better, so he smiled and said, "That's exactly what I meant. Last time I ate adults' baked food and thought about it, but it was the students who were greedy for it. That appetite."

"Can you still think about it? You have never eaten good food. Let me tell you, I know a lot of them, and many of them are several times better than this one. I will definitely let you try more when I have the opportunity, etc. Eat that, and you'll know it's really just gross food."

The seasoning of the meat roasted these two times was seriously insufficient, which greatly affected the taste. That's why Lin Bei said that if the seasoning was a little more, such as adding some chili or cumin, the taste would be even better.

"Okay, thank you sir first." Mrs. Bian said happily.

Everyone was very satisfied with Lin Bei's treat this time. Because there was enough meat, everyone ate with their stomachs wide open. Originally, Lin Bei thought that there would be a lot of deer left. , who would have thought that they ate all of it, it was nearly 150 catties, and there were only thirty people here, counting Lin Bei and the inedible bones, everyone almost ate nearly three catties of meat, Lin Bei could only be speechless, sighing with emotion These people eat a lot.

But because of this, the salt and sauces sent by the hunters are almost gone, and the hunters have to prepare them again.

After eating, the hunters extinguished the fire and buried it with soil. This was because they were afraid of causing a fire, and they didn't ask Lin Bei to remind them. This shows that the ancient people were also aware of this, but the hygiene aspect was not so good. After eating greasy food, these people drink the river water, gulp, or drink water while washing their faces, and they are not afraid of getting sick.

There was so much noise, it was about four o'clock in the afternoon, Mrs. Bian looked at the sky, and bid farewell to Lin Bei: "My lord, we will go back today, and come back tomorrow."

"School, right?"

"Yes, for the school, we have to hire a craftsman to come and have a look, so we can choose a good location."

"Yes, you must be more cautious about this matter. By the way, Cui Lan, wait a minute. I'll go and catch some wild animals. You can change some oil and salt for us."

"My lord, now Alan already has a lot of money. I will buy whatever my lord needs."

"What's the matter with asking you to pay, just wait for me."

Lin Bei went out again, and it was almost half an hour. When he came back, he dragged two wild deer, but the two wild deer were not as big as the one he ate at the beginning. Going to the side, Lin Bei pointed to the wild deer and said, "Cui Lan, one end is for buying oil and salt, and the other end..."

Lin Bei looked at Mrs. Bian and said with a smile, "Give the other end to the county lord."

"Give it to the prefect or the county magistrate?"